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Utah prosecutors clear police of all charges for using pepper spray and batons on a group of Polynesian students performing a haka at a football game, because no one in Utah can be expected to have the slightest idea what a haka is
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HailRobonia
2012-02-03 10:53:11 AM
Haka: a sidewalk merchant in Boston.
j__z
2012-02-03 10:54:30 AM
spray first, ask questions later.
KilaKitu
2012-02-03 10:54:40 AM
Done in one.
BurnShrike
2012-02-03 10:54:46 AM
... they used pepper spray and batons on a group of performing a haka at an high school...
On a group of
what
? And who says "
an
high school"?
Because People in power are Stupid
2012-02-03 10:55:09 AM
Criminality over -let the Civility begin!
Honest Bender
2012-02-03 10:56:13 AM
I'm shocked that the government found itself not guilty. Look. Look how shocked I am.
Rufus Lee King
2012-02-03 10:56:20 AM
The students need to hire a good Samoan lawyer.
Summercat
2012-02-03 10:56:21 AM
Oddly... Remembering the story from before, I'm okay with this. They were blocking the only exit and were acting oddly and possibly aggressively.
If you've ever worked crowd control for a large event.. Trust me, that's a nightmare waiting to happen.
mgshamster
2012-02-03 10:56:47 AM
So.. what is a haka?
bastian_74
2012-02-03 10:56:49 AM
What the hell is a Haka and how can you not say what it is in an article like that.
Hack Patooey
2012-02-03 10:56:57 AM
Linky
(new window)
mercator_psi
2012-02-03 10:57:41 AM
What a surprise. People in Roosevelt, Utah don't know what a haka is.
These inbred Mormonic dipshiats barely know what snow is, and they live in the mountains.
"Well, I dunno what's goin' on, so let's start sprayin' 'n' beatin' 'em. They're brown, anyway."
Utah sucks.
H31N0US
2012-02-03 10:58:33 AM
Backwards Cornfield Races
2012-02-03 10:58:39 AM
Well it is girlscout cookie season
Oh wait somoan
HailRobonia
2012-02-03 10:58:44 AM
客家
czei
2012-02-03 10:58:57 AM
Why don't these dancers ever get pepper sprayed?
czei
2012-02-03 11:02:08 AM
What a haka at a football game may look like:
Link
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jagec
2012-02-03 11:02:41 AM
czei
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Why don't these dancers ever get pepper sprayed?
[listverse.files.wordpress.com image 416x300]
The haka is a war dance designed to intimidate (perfect for sporting events, really...).
The dance you posted is...well...let's just say "not intimidating" and leave it at that.
fireclown
2012-02-03 11:03:44 AM
czei
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Why don't these dancers ever get pepper sprayed?
Too silly to be threatening.
Love the haka. I think we need to work it into the NFL.
HailRobonia
2012-02-03 11:04:08 AM
czei
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Why don't these dancers ever get pepper sprayed?
I dunno, I think I saw a group of them in distress one time. They were running around shouting "mayday! mayday!"
TheBigJerk
2012-02-03 11:04:18 AM
What a Haka might look like.
What a haka might not look like
.
And of course;
KilaKitu
2012-02-03 11:04:49 AM
Here's the incident in question. While the haka could be viewed as intimidating, the police did wait a good 3-4 seconds before hitting them with the mace.
Linky
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wuapinmon
2012-02-03 11:05:47 AM
They were blocking the only exit from the stadium and disobeyed a clear and direct order to move. Pepper spray was too much, but I have no problem with arresting them. I think pepper spray is overused and should require much more justification, but under current guidelines, these officers did nothing wrong.
I watched the video. The kids were assholes for not moving.
TheShavingofOccam123
2012-02-03 11:06:14 AM
They banned this at the Winter Olympics. There used to be a competition called the Haka Luge.
dittybopper
2012-02-03 11:08:52 AM
This had better not be haka!
ha-ha-guy
2012-02-03 11:12:44 AM
wuapinmon
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They were blocking the only exit from the stadium and disobeyed a clear and direct order to move. Pepper spray was too much, but I have no problem with arresting them. I think pepper spray is overused and should require much more justification, but under current guidelines, these officers did nothing wrong.
I watched the video. The kids were assholes for not moving.
I have to agree with this approach. Tell the kids "You're blocking the exit, move". When they don't, detain whoever seems to be the ringleader/mouthiest of the bunch refusing to move. If the crowd does not disperse, repeat as needed.
Now if the crowd rushes you, then by all means pepper spray away. As it stands though while the kids were being dumb, they didn't do anything to merit that level of force response.
StoPPeRmobile
2012-02-03 11:17:40 AM
ha-ha-guy
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wuapinmon: They were blocking the only exit from the stadium and disobeyed a clear and direct order to move. Pepper spray was too much, but I have no problem with arresting them. I think pepper spray is overused and should require much more justification, but under current guidelines, these officers did nothing wrong.
I watched the video. The kids were assholes for not moving.
I have to agree with this approach. Tell the kids "You're blocking the exit, move". When they don't, detain whoever seems to be the ringleader/mouthiest of the bunch refusing to move. If the crowd does not disperse, repeat as needed.
Now if the crowd rushes you, then by all means pepper spray away. As it stands though while the kids were being dumb, they didn't do anything to merit that level of force response.
You can't expect "New Cops" to be physical unless chemical weapons are used. They have high school diplomas.
Cythraul
2012-02-03 11:18:27 AM
Yes. I'm sure the obviously ritualized display of synchronized movement and speech was quite upsetting. See those fooriners over dar? They doin' somethin' I don understand. Thats-a-sprayin'
JesseL
2012-02-03 11:21:17 AM
FTA:
"I have seen a riot firsthand and know how dangerous they can be in an instant," Butterfield said. "No more force was used than was necessary to defuse the situation."
Considering that it
wasn't
a riot, and
zero
force was necessary to defuse the situation... you sure that's what you want to say officer?
wellreadneck
2012-02-03 11:23:26 AM
Come on, Samoan Mormons. I'm sure the missionaries were quite specific on what parts of the culture wouldn't be welcomed in Utah. Did you really expect to get to wear shiny underwear under a grass skirt?
kindms
2012-02-03 11:24:49 AM
just like the kid they killed last night in the bronx. Oh noes he was flushing weed, I better shoot an unarmed kid
the police killed a kid over a small bag of f-ing weed. In what world does that make any sense at all.
thelordofcheese
2012-02-03 11:25:23 AM
"No more force was used than was necessary to defuse the situation."
You mean none? The amount of force used was none?
GT_bike
2012-02-03 11:27:35 AM
mercator_psi
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What a surprise. People in Roosevelt, Utah don't know what a haka is.
These inbred Mormonic dipshiats barely know what snow is, and they live in the mountains.
"Well, I dunno what's goin' on, so let's start sprayin' 'n' beatin' 'em. They're brown, anyway."
Utah sucks.
Yeah because there are absolutely no Polynesians in UT where this could have ever been seen before...your anti-mormon bias is getting the best of what little objectivity you may have had.
More than likely a few Roosevelt's finest had kids playing against a team with a high number of Polynesians and decided to help their odds with a little professionalism.
stonelotus
2012-02-03 11:28:15 AM
so "no clue, no foul" is now a valid plea?
GT_bike
2012-02-03 11:29:40 AM
TheShavingofOccam123
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They banned this at the Winter Olympics. There used to be a competition called the Haka Luge.
The run on Mt. Wanna Hakalugie was just too slippery...I chuckled
Ebbelwoi
2012-02-03 11:32:45 AM
I guess the Polynesiians learned something about American Culture. You're not allowed to preempt the marching band on the field without maybe asking someone first. Home field rules...
zaier
2012-02-03 11:33:18 AM
wuapinmon
:
They were blocking the only exit from the stadium and disobeyed a clear and direct order to move. Pepper spray was too much, but I have no problem with arresting them. I think pepper spray is overused and should require much more justification, but under current guidelines, these officers did nothing
wrong
against the guidelines.
I watched the video. The kids were assholes for not moving.
I see the officer tell them to move back, and then see them sliding backward while continuing the haka. They obeyed, they just didn't break from their dance.
RevMark
2012-02-03 11:46:38 AM
czei
:
Why don't these dancers ever get pepper sprayed?
[listverse.files.wordpress.com image 416x300]
That was ... beautiful.
ChewbaccaJones
2012-02-03 11:47:36 AM
What the haka is going on there?
mortimer_ford
2012-02-03 11:48:30 AM
BurnShrike
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... they used pepper spray and batons on a group of performing a haka at an high school...
On a group of what? And who says "an high school"?
The same people who say "an historical". These people should be rounded up and shot.
bastian_74
2012-02-03 12:14:38 PM
After viewing what a Haka is on youtube, I endorse the pepper-spraying.
StoPPeRmobile
2012-02-03 12:29:16 PM
JesseL
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FTA: "I have seen a riot firsthand and know how dangerous they can be in an instant," Butterfield said. "No more force was used than was necessary to defuse the situation."
Considering that it wasn't a riot, and zero force was necessary to defuse the situation... you sure that's what you want to say officer?
I waiting for the inevitable. A parent using it on a "disruptive" child.
StoPPeRmobile
2012-02-03 12:30:11 PM
bastian_74
:
[wfive.files.wordpress.com image 516x330]
After viewing what a Haka is on youtube, I endorse the pepper-spraying.
orclover
2012-02-03 12:32:10 PM
Let freedom reign.
If you listen closely you can almost hear the cops whisper "go back where you came from" as they spray.
Rik01
2012-02-03 12:37:26 PM
Heck Patooey
Thanks for the link. After watching it, I figure if I were a cop, I've have sprayed them also
Squawky
2012-02-03 12:40:08 PM
Next coordinated dance team to be sprayed:
/Really, what's the difference?
//"sprayed", not "pepper-sprayed"
unyon
2012-02-03 12:45:55 PM
KilaKitu
:
Here's the incident in question. While the haka could be viewed as intimidating, the police did wait a good 3-4 seconds before hitting them with the mace.
Linky (new window)
Amazing. Well, in the cops defense, they were brown and behaving in an intimidating manner, the two cornerstones of the Haka.
smitton
2012-02-03 12:54:25 PM
This is total BS ... The LDS faith is the single largest religion in Polynesia and the Church owns and operates the Polynesian Cultural Center in HI, the largest paid tourist attraction in the Islands, where the haka is performed many times per day. There is not a ward in the Church where there are not several experiences haka dancer. My son, from Idaho, worked there and haka'd for 4 years. (he's not Polynesian, but looks like one)
Skirl Hutsenreiter
2012-02-03 12:55:40 PM
mercator_psi
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What a surprise. People in Roosevelt, Utah don't know what a haka is.
These inbred Mormonic dipshiats barely know what snow is, and they live in the mountains.
"Well, I dunno what's goin' on, so let's start sprayin' 'n' beatin' 'em. They're brown, anyway."
Utah sucks.
Actually, the funny thing is that BYU football has done a haka since 2005. It was started by a Maori kid on their football team.
\Turns out BYU has a Hawaiian campus, so they end up with a surprising number of Pacific Islanders at their main campus, too.
\\Convincing people to move from Hawaii to Utah is a real trick.
smitton
2012-02-03 12:58:51 PM
I'm a lousy typist, sorry for the typos. Here's a pic of my son.
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