No wonder he looks funny. His head was all shot up...

Peaches, eh?

Campbell's mother, Gwendolyn Graham, told Anthony her daughter had a rough upbringing. Graham said she was addicted to drugs and often left her daughter alone. She wound up in foster care and was sexually abused.

"I feel bad," the mother said. "I wish I could be locked up for her now."

Surely some sharp DA could in interpret the RICO act to apply to dumbass parents?

Some things in here don't react well to bullets.

I like they claim it was an accident then rip out the phone lines to prevent him from calling 911.
/He lucky to survive.
//Yes I know it was a weak caliber but it was point blank.

Owen Wilson: "Can I get a happy ending?"
Peaches: "Cum in a can"

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Yes. But that doesn't explain Owen Wilson's nose.

All the prostitutes and "masseuses" should be shipped off to china. They are toilet scum and that is putting it nicely.

Mager: Some things in here don't react well to bullets.

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for some reason I always remember that quote when connery is brought up

Peaches and scream.

Autarky: All the prostitutes and "masseuses" should be shipped off to china. They are toilet scum and that is putting it nicely.



Bad experience?

Unavailable for comment

How a happy ending is suppose to work...



/love the pig tails

Ya..she said "i'm sorry..i didnt mean to shoot you." Um..ya. you walked up behind him and shot him in the back of the head. How do you do that on accident.

I'd hit it .....like a .22 CCI stinger that the stupid biatch should have been using instead of birdseed.

Hassan Ben Sobr:

*obscure golf clap*

My hat is off to the guy. Not only did he survive getting shot in the head, he got up and beat the bricks off of the ones that shot him. That, my friends, is impressive.

Tulips is a user.

/obscure?

Bit'O'Gristle: Ya..she said "i'm sorry..i didnt mean to shoot you." Um..ya. you walked up behind him and shot him in the back of the head. How do you do that on accident.

Duh, it's small caliber phrenology.

Who could eat a Peach for hours?

This guy.

/eww

There is so much WTF in this story that I don't even...
First off, why discharge the gun in the bathroom? Practice shot?
And who gets a hooker massage, hears a gun go off in the next room, and think "No biggie"?
Accident my ass. How do you accidently put a gun to somone's head and pull the trigger?
You'd think that she could have at least said "Im taking yo money, sucka" and left it at that. But to just kill someone so you can rob them shows complete disregard for humanity and that you are worthless as a person. Should spend a lot more time in jail.
Who uses .22 bird shot for attack? Hell, at least go 9mm if you're gonna be using a shot shell. Give the body some lead to work with.


gopher321: If you're using a .22 pistol for homicide, especially loaded with bird shot, you're doing it wrong.

well, actualy a .22 slug to the head is quite an efficient killer. Since they usualy (depending on the load) don't come out the other side of the skull, they just bounce around tearing up the brain. Plus with a suppressor and sub-sonic ammo, you can kill without annoying the neighbors.

Now if you just want to be a bastard, use a 12ga with with #9 birdshot. Won't kill since the pellets won't reach any vitals (though you can still bleed out) but it will fark you up something fierce. You will certianly wish you were dead.

This happened a long time ago with a man named James and an overweight prostitute

///I think Roald Dahl wrote a book about it

//James and the Giant Peach

hillary: Do you know the way to Mordor: This happened a long time ago with a man named James and an overweight prostitute

///I think Roald Dahl wrote a book about it

//James and the Giant Peach

You sick bastard. Dante wrote about people like you.

Ha ha, good one

So the one time a masseuse relieved her load.......

Huh. With a name like Peaches...I figured she'd be a Strangler.