Mager: Some things in here don't react well to bullets.[www.wryandginger.com image 413x504]
Autarky: All the prostitutes and "masseuses" should be shipped off to china. They are toilet scum and that is putting it nicely.
the_sidewinder: Huh? What?
Bit'O'Gristle: Ya..she said "i'm sorry..i didnt mean to shoot you." Um..ya. you walked up behind him and shot him in the back of the head. How do you do that on accident.
gopher321: If you're using a .22 pistol for homicide, especially loaded with bird shot, you're doing it wrong.
hillary: Do you know the way to Mordor: This happened a long time ago with a man named James and an overweight prostitute///I think Roald Dahl wrote a book about it//James and the Giant PeachYou sick bastard. Dante wrote about people like you.
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