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save russian jews: who

Oh, you'll learn soon. You'll learn very soon.

/yeah, this is a bookmark.

Adriana Lima - yes!

Valentines Day - no thank you!

Hiiiiiiii guuuuuuuyyyys. What's up in this thread?


/hot

One pic? Let's make it two.

She's hot. But if I had the choice between her and two not quite as hot chicks, I'd have to go for the two chicks because there's two of them.

Yea, I'm not seeing the appeal.

mat catastrophe: Yea, I'm not seeing the appeal.

mat catastrophe: Yea, I'm not seeing the appeal.

Yeah. I mean... if you're really so lazy that you can't be assed to get up and go buy flowers in person, why would you waste time with a telephone? There's this thing called the internet, and it's way easier.

And that Kia? Please. Kias aren't dream cars for anyone but penny-pinchers. That's not to say that Kias don't serve a purpose, they do. I mean, I once had a Kia Rio that cost only 6 grand... NEW. Those things were so cheap that they would give them away as part of a buy one car (not a Rio) get one free (always a Rio) deal at the local Kia dealership. And that's nice, even if that car didn't come with AC, power Locks, power Steering (seriously), power windows or leg room. But no woman is going to see you driving around in a Kia and be think that you're sexy. At best, they'll think "that man is very practical, and knows how to save his money."

They're going to need a whole lot of commercials like that to serve as eye bleach after the whore squawks at halftime.

Shwingtastic? Who farkin wrote this shiat?

save russian jews: who

Some chick Lenny Kravitz banged.

I would give her the best 10 seconds of my life.

SmackLT: Hugh_Janus: I would give her the best 10 seconds of my life.

10 seconds? In a row?! What are you, an Olympic athlete?

9 seconds of apologizing doesn't really count, does it?

Ill just leave these here.





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lacydog: mat catastrophe: Yea, I'm not seeing the appeal.

Yeah. I mean... if you're really so lazy that you can't be assed to get up and go buy flowers in person, why would you waste time with a telephone? There's this thing called the internet, and it's way easier.

And that Kia? Please. Kias aren't dream cars for anyone but penny-pinchers. That's not to say that Kias don't serve a purpose, they do. I mean, I once had a Kia Rio that cost only 6 grand... NEW. Those things were so cheap that they would give them away as part of a buy one car (not a Rio) get one free (always a Rio) deal at the local Kia dealership. And that's nice, even if that car didn't come with AC, power Locks, power Steering (seriously), power windows or leg room. But no woman is going to see you driving around in a Kia and be think that you're sexy. At best, they'll think "that man is very practical, and knows how to save his money."

You have quite nicely described exactly why I drive a Rio.

/After a week, you don't even notice the lack of power steering

lacydog: mat catastrophe: Yea, I'm not seeing the appeal.

Yeah. I mean... if you're really so lazy that you can't be assed to get up and go buy flowers in person, why would you waste time with a telephone? There's this thing called the internet, and it's way easier.

And that Kia? Please. Kias aren't dream cars for anyone but penny-pinchers. That's not to say that Kias don't serve a purpose, they do. I mean, I once had a Kia Rio that cost only 6 grand... NEW. Those things were so cheap that they would give them away as part of a buy one car (not a Rio) get one free (always a Rio) deal at the local Kia dealership. And that's nice, even if that car didn't come with AC, power Locks, power Steering (seriously), power windows or leg room. But no woman is going to see you driving around in a Kia and be think that you're sexy. At best, they'll think "that man is very practical, and knows how to save his money."

Weakling and a small penis? You better save up for a vette before you turn 40.

Or you could stop pretending to care about football and go watch porn instead.

StoPPeRmobile: Weakling and a small penis? You better save up for a vette before you turn 40.

Why are you concerning yourself with penis in a Adriana Lima thread?
/does not compute

mat catastrophe: Yea, I'm not seeing the appeal.

I know right? Disgusting

Get your frak on: mat catastrophe: Yea, I'm not seeing the appeal.

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Completely serious.

abhorrent1: mat catastrophe: Yea, I'm not seeing the appeal.

I know right? Disgusting

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Not disgusting, I suppose. But I just don't see it. She just doesn't appeal to me. Something about her eyes. And her voice.

lacydog: mat catastrophe: Yea, I'm not seeing the appeal.

Yeah. I mean... if you're really so lazy that you can't be assed to get up and go buy flowers in person, why would you waste time with a telephone? There's this thing called the internet, and it's way easier.

And that Kia? Please. Kias aren't dream cars for anyone but penny-pinchers. That's not to say that Kias don't serve a purpose, they do. I mean, I once had a Kia Rio that cost only 6 grand... NEW. Those things were so cheap that they would give them away as part of a buy one car (not a Rio) get one free (always a Rio) deal at the local Kia dealership. And that's nice, even if that car didn't come with AC, power Locks, power Steering (seriously), power windows or leg room. But no woman is going to see you driving around in a Kia and be think that you're sexy. At best, they'll think "that man is very practical, and knows how to save his money."

I LOL'd.

mat catastrophe: She just doesn't appeal to me. Something about her eyes. And her voice.

She has eyes and a voice?

mat catastrophe: Not disgusting, I suppose. But I just don't see it. She just doesn't appeal to me. Something about her eyes. And her voice.

MrEricSir: mat catastrophe: She just doesn't appeal to me. Something about her eyes. And her voice.

She has eyes and a voice?

Best parts of her. Granted, all of her parts are neck and neck for best..