Is that with or without the Viagra and sex tourism trip to the Dominican Republic?

Thanks a lot, Viagra.

Quasar: They have more orgasms, but they also blame Obama for the mess.

thanks for the wet spot, Brock Hussein 0bama!

Jake Havechek: Is that with or without the Viagra and sex tourism trip to the Dominican Republic?

They're educating foreign youths with Freedom Emissions™.

This Republican orgasm -- does it ever take place when there's another person human in the room?

My guess is that Republican men are less likely to use condoms, and Republican women are less likely to know what an orgasm actually feels like.

/not jealous

Ennuipoet: unyon: There already is one. Frisbeetarianism. The basic idea is that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof of the neighbour's garage and you can't get it back.

I think you could start another one if you wanted, but it would definitely have to be a requirement to admit to your own bullshiat. That's what George would have wanted (new window).


My parents will be so happy when I tell them I have found religion and his name is George! (and of course any new religion I start on George would have that as the First Commandment!)

"I've found him, I have Jesus in the trunk."

More than half of those who identified as conservative Republicans said they reached climax almost every time they had sex,

Given that more than half of conservative Republicans are men, I would certainly hope so.

Libertarians get more money because we don't give a fark. You have to pay us for it.

I suspect that if I were a bitter angry person that constantly hated others the way liberals do I might have problems with that sort of thing too.

The reason is simple.

Because their wives are Democrats.

Kid Lester: Wendy's Chili: More than half of those who identified as conservative Republicans said they reached climax almost every time they had sex,

Given that more than half of conservative Republicans are men, I would certainly hope so.

Exactly. How many men are out there that can't say they climax almost every time they have sex? Unless you have a medical condition/E.D. or are into orgasm denial, how can you not climax 99% of the time?

Whiskey?

need a gross tag

Makes sense. Republicans tend to go out more/have more sex.

Who do you think is more experienced/better at sex? The people who play WOW on Friday nights, or the fraternity/sorority alums? One demograph tends to vote Democrat one tends to vote Republican.

/obviously I'm not talking about fundies
//although they probably only have sex to orgasm/reproduce

randomjsa: I suspect that if I were a bitter angry person that constantly hated others the way liberals do I might have problems with that sort of thing too.

Your mom never complained.

Jjaro: Makes sense. Republicans tend to go out more/have more sex.

Is that so?

FTA: Republicans-and conservative Republicans, for that matter-reported the highest frequency of orgasm of all of the survey respondents, despite having the least amount of sex.

Jjaro: Who do you think is more experienced/better at sex?

You would think based on the fact that red states are super fat diabetes and other obesity related disease would be lowering their sex drives. Unfortunately for all our mind's eyes the study says otherwise.

Jjaro: Who do you think is more experienced/better at sex? The people who play WOW on Friday nights, or the fraternity/sorority alums? One demograph tends to vote Democrat one tends to vote Republican.

I'm a Republican and I play WoW. Also an IT guy, so staying home on a Friday night is par for the course.

Not sure why the consensus in the thread is that male Republicans are all in the closet and female Republicans have crappy love lives, I've dated quite a few Republican chicks and all have been quite freaky in the sack and open about it, not a big bad secret.

In my experience moderates or conservatives are a better date, it's the self-described liberals who have a ton of hangups. Libertarians are the scary ones, they are the ones you go home with and it's chips, dips, chains, whips.

CapnBlues: something something the myth of the female orgasm something something.

that whole "myth" thing is something your gf tells you to make you feel better. The myth is a myth ;)

Headso: Jjaro: Who do you think is more experienced/better at sex?

You would think based on the fact that red states are super fat diabetes and other obesity related disease would be lowering their sex drives. Unfortunately for all our mind's eyes the study says otherwise.

Fat people need love too. Just not from me.

randomjsa: I suspect that if I were a bitter angry person that constantly hated others the way liberals do I might have problems with that sort of thing too.

Now that's funny. But we all know you're quite adept at blowing your load and hightailing it as fast as farking possible.

Yep, you heard that right. Republicans-and conservative Republicans, for that matter-reported the highest frequency of orgasm of all of the survey respondents, despite having the least amount of sex. More than half of those who identified as conservative Republicans said they reached climax almost every time they had sex, compared with just 40 percent of liberal Democrats. Sure, these answers are self-reported, but the survey was conducted anonymously online. What reason do they have to lie?

Methinks someone doesn't know much about psychology.

clovis69: Jjaro: Who do you think is more experienced/better at sex? The people who play WOW on Friday nights, or the fraternity/sorority alums? One demograph tends to vote Democrat one tends to vote Republican.

I'm a Republican and I play WoW. Also an IT guy, so staying home on a Friday night is par for the course.

Not sure why the consensus in the thread is that male Republicans are all in the closet and female Republicans have crappy love lives, I've dated quite a few Republican chicks and all have been quite freaky in the sack and open about it, not a big bad secret.

In my experience moderates or conservatives are a better date, it's the self-described liberals who have a ton of hangups. Libertarians are the scary ones, they are the ones you go home with and it's chips, dips, chains, whips.

It's the nihilists you've got to watch out for. I dated this one chick, who was very active/participatory except her eyes were wide open and she was seeing somewhere ELSE, and she couldn't finish unless she got to whisper "My boyfriend is behind you with a knife and a smile" in my ear. The first time was interesting, as she held on as I tried to run, but that got old about the fourth time, and by the seventh time, I was all, "Seriously, wtf?" So I checked in her closet. I'll never be clean again.

CapnBlues: skullkrusher: CapnBlues: something something the myth of the female orgasm something something.

that whole "myth" thing is something your gf tells you to make you feel better. The myth is a myth ;)

I have a friend who, when presented with the question of whether his lady had ever faked an orgasm, said "Why would I care?" While I admire his nihilistic apathy, I just don't enjoy it unless the lady does, too.

hehe not to sound like sensitive pony tail guy or anything but I agree entirely :)

Finally, an explanation for why Republicans all have a stick up their butts. It's a sex toy.

Yep, you heard that right. Republicans-and conservative Republicans, for that matter-reported the highest frequency of orgasm of all of the survey respondents, despite having the least amount of sex.

So they're wanking it.

Holding off orgasm during anal sex is quite difficult.

prostitution

Study says Republicans say they have more orgasms.

FTFY subby. Drawing conclusions from an internet self reporting "study?" Way to rape the word "study" there.

CapnBlues: haha... my head is currently shaved and i'm working on a barbarian beard. us tough guys can be lovers, too. hey, let's you and me make out.

shiat, my wife would kill me for the former and my patchy, embarrassing excuse for facial hair unfortunately makes the latter impossible. It would be quite metal though I am gonna have to stick with hair and 3 day scruff born of laziness and software developers dress codes rather than badassery.

CapnBlues: I hope we get to meet someday, dude. I think we'd have a blast.

hehe perhaps one day homes

Republicans and conservatives are such incessantliars-- to themselves and everyone else --I'd take this survey with a grain of salt the size of a cheeseburger.

They're lying.

Biology doesn't have an ideology.

/Chances are they're just more repressed about telling the truth or seeming abnormal, so they report that everything is just amazing.

Mike Chewbacca: Yep, you heard that right. Republicans-and conservative Republicans, for that matter-reported the highest frequency of orgasm of all of the survey respondents, despite having the least amount of sex.

So they're wanking it.

Or they won't wank it do to dirty dirty shame, so by the time they actually get some they're practically here: