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phlegmmo

2012-02-03 01:47:50 AM

miss diminutive

2012-02-03 02:49:30 AM

So what does it mean when they become insensitive, rude and spit in my face?

phlegmmo

2012-02-03 02:59:13 AM

miss diminutive: So what does it mean when they become insensitive, rude and spit in my face?

They're drunk.

SmackLT

2012-02-03 08:59:31 AM

miss diminutive: So what does it mean when they become insensitive, rude and spit in my face?

Sounds like foreplay.

jaylectricity

2012-02-03 09:15:34 AM

miss diminutive: So what does it mean when they become insensitive, rude and spit in my face?

It means you're ugly.

/is that what you wanted to hear?

miss diminutive

2012-02-03 09:34:45 AM

jaylectricity: miss diminutive: So what does it mean when they become insensitive, rude and spit in my face?

It means you're ugly.

/is that what you wanted to hear?

Well, yeah. I just wanted to know.

/heard somewhere that knowing was half the battle

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The Stealth Hippopotamus

2012-02-03 10:00:53 AM

My wife is always going on how everyone at her work are always so nice to her. My wife is shockingly beautiful.

I'm not sure if people are nice to her because she is beautiful, or people who are beautiful are normally happier people there-for people return the niceness.

I mean, if you were smoking hot would you be happier?

/i'm a troll
//no you cant have picks

The Stealth Hippopotamus

2012-02-03 10:02:29 AM

When I say I'm a troll. It doesnt mean I'm trolling it just mean I'm fugly.

Should have used the term Ogre

Mr Guy

2012-02-03 10:21:36 AM

miss diminutive: So what does it mean when they become insensitive, rude and spit in my face?

If my high school experience is any indication, it means you'll find them a sexy rebel with an edge, and you'll find them irresistible.

One Bad Apple

2012-02-03 10:23:08 AM

miss diminutive: So what does it mean when they become insensitive, rude and spit in my face?

You'll get paid extra for that

ObscureNameHere

2012-02-03 10:24:10 AM

In other shocking news, men suck in their guts when a pretty woman is in the vicinity! More at 11!

iron_city_ap

2012-02-03 10:27:47 AM

The author sounds ugly, but with hot friends.

blondski

2012-02-03 10:29:19 AM

Shocking. My prof only takes female students and he's especially nice when the Brazilian girls are talking to him.

rudemix

2012-02-03 10:29:25 AM

miss diminutive: So what does it mean when they become insensitive, rude and spit in my face?

I recall reading in a thread somewhere that you are on the tiny side? If so, that goes along way towards hotness in my book. If you were looking for a positive opinion based on physical traits anyhow.

This whole study seems stupid and wasteful to me. Unless the researchers were all hot chicks. Then it aweseom!

rudemix

2012-02-03 10:30:22 AM

Its the bubble. Some are blessed to live in it for a short bit. Like Jack Donaghy. His hair just dries like that!

ObscureNameHere

2012-02-03 10:30:48 AM

blondski: Shocking. My prof only takes female students and he's especially nice when the Brazilian girls are talking to him.

That's a lot of girls.

dave1y

2012-02-03 10:31:09 AM

miss diminutive: So what does it mean when they become insensitive, rude and spit in my face?

You got married.

smitton

2012-02-03 10:31:15 AM

.............and if they're rich, they become handsomer.

Andrew Wiggin

2012-02-03 10:31:29 AM

i usually jerk off and shoot on them, then run away quickly

Andrew Wiggin

2012-02-03 10:32:45 AM

blondski: My prof only takes female students

what position?

Vash's Apprentice

2012-02-03 10:33:38 AM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: //no you cant have picks

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You're no fun.

Mr Guy

2012-02-03 10:34:06 AM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: My wife is always going on how everyone at her work are always so nice to her. My wife is shockingly beautiful.

I'm not sure if people are nice to her because she is beautiful, or people who are beautiful are normally happier people there-for people return the niceness.

I mean, if you were smoking hot would you be happier?

/i'm a troll
//no you cant have picks

My girlfriend just told me last night that she can usually tell which guys have girlfriends/wives, because the guys with significant others treat her like a person, while guys without tend to just agree with her more and listen to what she's actually saying less.

//Would be happier if I was smoking hot

Andrew Wiggin

2012-02-03 10:34:42 AM

miss diminutive: So what does it mean when they become insensitive, rude and spit in my face?

that you're a dirty hot linker.

iAdmin

2012-02-03 10:35:09 AM

also poorer.

BurnShrike

2012-02-03 10:36:45 AM

When I'm around attractive women the only thing I'm more generous about sharing is my penis.

Tyrone Slothrop

2012-02-03 10:41:03 AM

Researchers say men pretend to become nicer, kinder, more caring when a beautiful woman is nearby. Well, duh

Fixed it for you, subby.

One Bad Apple

2012-02-03 10:43:56 AM

BurnShrike: When I'm around attractive women the only thing I'm more generous about sharing is my penis.

It is the little things that show you care

ObscureNameHere

2012-02-03 10:44:47 AM

One Bad Apple: BurnShrike: When I'm around attractive women the only thing I'm more generous about sharing is my penis.

It is the little things that show you care

ZING! A hit, a palatable hit!

miss diminutive

2012-02-03 10:45:22 AM

Andrew Wiggin: miss diminutive: So what does it mean when they become insensitive, rude and spit in my face?

that you're a dirty hot linker.

You can't, like, own bandwidth, man. It's like parsed out by the cosmos.

imontheinternet

2012-02-03 10:45:34 AM

Treat pretty girls like they're smart and smart girls like they're pretty. If she's both, act indifferent, and it will drive her crazy.

GT_bike

2012-02-03 10:48:25 AM

BurnShrike

2012-02-03 10:48:57 AM

ObscureNameHere: One Bad Apple: BurnShrike: When I'm around attractive women the only thing I'm more generous about sharing is my penis.

It is the little things that show you care

ZING! A hit, a palatable hit!

You sound gay. (NTTAWWT) Or you don't know what palatable means.

Vash's Apprentice

2012-02-03 10:49:32 AM

Andrew Wiggin: miss diminutive: So what does it mean when they become insensitive, rude and spit in my face?

that you're a dirty,dirty hot linker that needs to be spanked.

ftfy

SurfGirl69

2012-02-03 10:51:36 AM

Right up until they get her alone, then behavior deteriorates significantly.

Andrew Wiggin

2012-02-03 10:55:26 AM

SurfGirl69: Right up until ~~they get her alone~~ after they have sex, then behavior deteriorates significantly.

ftfy

One Bad Apple

2012-02-03 10:55:40 AM

SurfGirl69: Right up until they get her alone, then behavior deteriorates significantly.

Are you still sore about the that whole jalepenos thing ?

I said I was sorry

W C Feels

2012-02-03 10:55:49 AM

Yes they do, and that shiat is kryptonite to their own attractiveness. Women use sycophantry to weed out the lolsers who've never been around a beaut.

ObscureNameHere

2012-02-03 10:58:00 AM

BurnShrike: ObscureNameHere: One Bad Apple: BurnShrike: When I'm around attractive women the only thing I'm more generous about sharing is my penis.

It is the little things that show you care

ZING! A hit, a palatable hit!

You sound gay. (NTTAWWT) Or you don't know what palatable means.

Or, you know, you don't know your "Lord of the Rings" movies....

BurnShrike

2012-02-03 11:01:36 AM

ObscureNameHere: BurnShrike: ObscureNameHere: One Bad Apple: BurnShrike: When I'm around attractive women the only thing I'm more generous about sharing is my penis.

It is the little things that show you care

ZING! A hit, a palatable hit!

You sound gay. (NTTAWWT) Or you don't know what palatable means.

Or, you know, you don't know your "Lord of the Rings" movies....

I'm reasonably familiar with them. I don't recall the scene where they went over their small penises though. Is that on the blu-ray version?

SurfGirl69

2012-02-03 11:02:49 AM

One Bad Apple: Are you still sore about the that whole jalepenos thing ?

It wasn't the jalapenos, it was the barbed wire.

Andrew Wiggin

2012-02-03 11:03:01 AM

BurnShrike: I don't recall the scene where they went over their small penises though.

frodo's was precious

RedEmily

2012-02-03 11:03:26 AM

I find that men (and women) are nice when you treat them nice. This also works for kindness and caring.

One Bad Apple

2012-02-03 11:05:05 AM

SurfGirl69:

It wasn't the jalapenos, it was the barbed wire.

Hey that movie had it's moments.

Wendy's Chili

2012-02-03 11:05:25 AM

SurfGirl69: Right up until they get her alone, then behavior deteriorates significantly.

You sound baggagey.

BurnShrike

2012-02-03 11:07:16 AM

Andrew Wiggin: BurnShrike: I don't recall the scene where they went over their small penises though.

frodo's was precious

And Boromir couldn't resist the temptation and handled it during the trip.

Andrew Wiggin

2012-02-03 11:08:58 AM

RedEmily: I find that men (and women) are nice when you treat them nice. This also works for kindness and caring.

is it fun in fantasy land? can i join you?

buzzgoat

2012-02-03 11:09:00 AM

RedEmily: I find that men (and women) are nice when you treat them nice. This also works for kindness and caring.

"clicks profile"

How you doin'?

BurnShrike

2012-02-03 11:09:55 AM

Andrew Wiggin: RedEmily: I find that men (and women) are nice when you treat them nice. This also works for kindness and caring.

is it fun in fantasy land? can i join you?

She's pretty. Of course people treat her nicely. That's what this whole article is about.

Andrew Wiggin

2012-02-03 11:11:11 AM

BurnShrike: Andrew Wiggin: RedEmily: I find that men (and women) are nice when you treat them nice. This also works for kindness and caring.

is it fun in fantasy land? can i join you?

She's pretty. Of course people treat her nicely. That's what this whole article is about.

we have no idea what she looks like. that pic in her profile is as much her as the pic in my profile is me.

BurnShrike

2012-02-03 11:12:13 AM

Andrew Wiggin: BurnShrike: Andrew Wiggin: RedEmily: I find that men (and women) are nice when you treat them nice. This also works for kindness and caring.

is it fun in fantasy land? can i join you?

She's pretty. Of course people treat her nicely. That's what this whole article is about.

we have no idea what she looks like. that pic in her profile is as much her as the pic in my profile is me.

Yeah, but you used to have a real picture up. I like what you've done with your hair, by the way.

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