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(New York Daily News) Obvious Alien visitation is not going to happen. SLEEP. There is nothing on our planet that aliens would need. OBEY. If intelligent creatures exist on other planets they likely won't visit Earth. CONSUME   (nydailynews.com) divider line 122
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2012-02-03 10:30:58 AM
Well that's not what Stephen Hawking said, and I think I'll believe him over you "Mr. Hair", if that is your real name.
 
2012-02-03 11:03:55 AM
If aliens ever came to earth, I doubt it would be to plunder our natural resources...I mean why bother when they can just plunder the asteroid belt or other, unpopulated locations for whatever they need. If they can get here, they can also go elsewhere. Water? It also exists in other places in our solar system.

If the ships ever arrive, there will be only one thing that they want. And we're in the way.
 
2012-02-03 11:07:07 AM
Yeah...DNRTFA. Can you tell? :-)
 
2012-02-03 11:39:18 AM
"Any ancient civilization is probably not biological," Horn told Discovery News. "They don't need a place like Earth. They don't need to come here and steal our water. There's plenty of it out in the outer solar system where the gravity is not so great and they can just take all they want."

Ok, I get that he's trying to assuage us from worrying about our world being destroyed by marauding pirate aliens, because, shiat I worry about that EVERY DAY OF MY LIFE. Don't we all???

But the whole they're probably "not biological" thing? WTF is that even supposed to mean?
 
2012-02-03 11:47:31 AM
You know our internet gets bounced around the globe with satellites. It's possible that anyone in a 20 light year radius knows how we are online. Many of the 10 LY stars have just started to get the interesting stuff.
 
2012-02-03 11:51:22 AM
Makh: You know our internet gets bounced around the globe with satellites. It's possible that anyone in a 20 light year radius knows how we are online. Many of the 10 LY stars have just started to get the interesting stuff.

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"A primitive culture, their religion seemed to be based entirely on felines..."
 
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2012-02-03 12:24:54 PM
Ennuipoet: Makh: You know our internet gets bounced around the globe with satellites. It's possible that anyone in a 20 light year radius knows how we are online. Many of the 10 LY stars have just started to get the interesting stuff.

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"A primitive culture, their religion seemed to be based entirely on felines..."


Take us to your pr0n.
 
2012-02-03 12:26:34 PM
CONSUME (new window)

/seems appropriate based on the headline
 
2012-02-03 12:28:50 PM
PainInTheASP: If aliens ever came to earth, I doubt it would be to plunder our natural resources...I mean why bother when they can just plunder the asteroid belt or other, unpopulated locations for whatever they need. If they can get here, they can also go elsewhere. Water? It also exists in other places in our solar system.

If the ships ever arrive, there will be only one thing that they want. And we're in the way.



Any civilization that has access to interstellar travel on a massive enough scale to send a fleet of ships to another planet would have no interest in Earth for any reason. People vastly underestimate the amount of energy and time associated with interstellar travel, and vastly overestimate the value of Earth and its contents.

Interstellar travel by biological organisms requires a container that can survive years in deep space without any energy or material input. Because of the energy requirements for moving mass, it's exceptionally unlikely this closes system is stocked with enough supplies to sustain the organisms for the duration of their journey. After all, with enough energy and efficient recycling, you can create a closed system using far less mass.

The limiting factor, both for travel and for survival during travel, is energy. Earth is not particularly energy dense. Stars are. And the only difference between an artificial habitat in close orbit around a star and an interstellar spaceship are the engines and the energy input.

If a civilization can create an interstellar spaceship, it can also create self-sustaining artificial habitats in a fraction of the time for a fraction of the cost. There is no necessary reason for such a civilization to leave the orbit of its own star until their total energy consumption matches their star's output, or the star itself goes extinct.

If such a civilization does leave the orbit of its own star, its logical destinations are the closest stars to their home star. The planets surrounding other stars are irrelevant. There is no competition for resources with species that are bound to their planets, because an interstellar civilization can use stellar eruptions to gather mass to create any resource they desire using the energy collected from the star. Any exploration or contact between an interstellar civilization and a planet bound civilization would occur to satisfy the leisure and curiosity of the interstellar civilization, nothing more.
 
2012-02-03 12:43:26 PM
then aliens came on the radio and announced that Orson Wells had landed, but nobody believed them.
 
2012-02-03 12:48:05 PM
According to experts? How do you become an expert on something that isn't known to exist?
I'll just sit here and think about stuff which can't be proven otherwise and profit?
 
2012-02-03 12:54:02 PM
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2012-02-03 12:54:29 PM
PainInTheASP: If aliens ever came to earth, I doubt it would be to plunder our natural resources...I mean why bother when they can just plunder the asteroid belt or other, unpopulated locations for whatever they need. If they can get here, they can also go elsewhere. Water? It also exists in other places in our solar system.

If the ships ever arrive, there will be only one thing that they want. And we're in the way.


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What about chocolate?!
 
2012-02-03 12:54:40 PM
Jubeebee: PainInTheASP: If aliens ever came to earth, I doubt it would be to plunder our natural resources...I mean why bother when they can just plunder the asteroid belt or other, unpopulated locations for whatever they need. If they can get here, they can also go elsewhere. Water? It also exists in other places in our solar system.

If the ships ever arrive, there will be only one thing that they want. And we're in the way.


Any civilization that has access to interstellar travel on a massive enough scale to send a fleet of ships to another planet would have no interest in Earth for any reason. People vastly underestimate the amount of energy and time associated with interstellar travel, and vastly overestimate the value of Earth and its contents.

Interstellar travel by biological organisms requires a container that can survive years in deep space without any energy or material input. Because of the energy requirements for moving mass, it's exceptionally unlikely this closes system is stocked with enough supplies to sustain the organisms for the duration of their journey. After all, with enough energy and efficient recycling, you can create a closed system using far less mass.

The limiting factor, both for travel and for survival during travel, is energy. Earth is not particularly energy dense. Stars are. And the only difference between an artificial habitat in close orbit around a star and an interstellar spaceship are the engines and the energy input.

If a civilization can create an interstellar spaceship, it can also create self-sustaining artificial habitats in a fraction of the time for a fraction of the cost. There is no necessary reason for such a civilization to leave the orbit of its own star until their total energy consumption matches their star's output, or the star itself goes extinct.

If such a civilization does leave the orbit of its own star, its logical destinations are the closest stars to their home star. The planets surrounding other stars are irrelevant. There is no competition for resources with species that are bound to their planets, because an interstellar civilization can use stellar eruptions to gather mass to create any resource they desire using the energy collected from the star. Any exploration or contact between an interstellar civilization and a planet bound civilization would occur to satisfy the leisure and curiosity of the interstellar civilization, nothing more.


given humanities' almost ceaseless desire for conflict (to acquire technology or resources or to acheive racial or ideological homogenity), they have more to fear from us than us from them. We are the barbarians.
 
2012-02-03 12:56:17 PM
letthepossumlive: According to experts? How do you become an expert on something that isn't known to exist?
I'll just sit here and think about stuff which can't be proven otherwise and profit?


Ask any one of a number of religious leaders. If you ask nice, they may even tell you how to profit from it (hint: no taxes, and target people's fear and hate).
 
2012-02-03 12:57:19 PM
There is nothing that we desperately need on the Moon, either. But we did go there. It would be far easier to gather rocks and dust from the back yard, but we went to the Moon to get them.

Why are scientists so loathe to consider that other life forms might have scientific curiosity equal to or greater than our own?

We travel long distances and endure great expense and hardships for no no reason other than to figure out what the local flora and fauna are and how they survive. Why do we think an alien race would not desire do the same?
 
2012-02-03 12:59:47 PM
www.scene-stealers.com
 
2012-02-03 01:01:21 PM
You guys keep talking about how aliens wouldn't need or want to visit us. So super Technic civilization wouldn't NEED to bother us, but they will. Why?

Why do we visit remove tribes in deep Africa or South America? To learn new things. it excites some people. It might also excite some aliens.

Different species from different planets might have wildly differing notions of science and physics. We would learn more from interstellar travelers than they from us, but by looking at our work and ideas and combining it with their knowledge they might have a few little break throughs.

Trade. Not necessary trade, but for the ritzy shops for rich aliens, much like an american might have a rug from India.


Last and most important. Wiping out the competition before its grown. Any space going race can accelerate something to lightspeed. like a 40 kilometer wide rock. Races might be scared of getting "shot" first, so they do it to other intelligent species before we can do it to them. They would not know if it is in our makeup to be aggressive like that.

Species that are intelligent problems solvers are predatory. We all might become civilized, but the core remains.
 
2012-02-03 01:05:47 PM
Jubeebee: Any civilization that has access to interstellar travel on a massive enough scale to send a fleet of ships to another planet would have no interest in Earth's material resources for any reason.

Should probably specify that. There's a number of reasons for an alien civilization to make some sort of contact:

- They would like to study foreign life-forms
- They have interest in some sort of cooperative framework (i.e. the Federation or something)
- They really like to kill whatever they find (kind of like us)
- Weird alien reasons that only are understood by them

Granted, there's a number of ways for them to make contact (Bracewell probes and the like) that wouldn't involve the horribly inefficient idea of physically travelling somewhere. But consuming materials is only one aspect of possible contact.
 
2012-02-03 01:06:20 PM
Via Infinito:
But the whole they're probably "not biological" thing? WTF is that even supposed to mean?


There is a school of thought that postulates that any society that develops technology will eventually be replaced by that technology. When we finally develop machines that can independently "think" better than we do and replicate themselves said machines will either outlive us or wipe us out completely. Therefore any civilization more advanced than ours must have already been replaced by their machines.
 
2012-02-03 01:07:55 PM
Jubeebee: If such a civilization does leave the orbit of its own star, its logical destinations are the closest stars to their home star. The planets surrounding other stars are irrelevant. There is no competition for resources with species that are bound to their planets, because an interstellar civilization can use stellar eruptions to gather mass to create any resource they desire using the energy collected from the star. Any exploration or contact between an interstellar civilization and a planet bound civilization would occur to satisfy the leisure and curiosity of the interstellar civilization, nothing more.

Bingo.
 
2012-02-03 01:08:49 PM
lightwell: You guys keep talking about how aliens wouldn't need or want to visit us. So super Technic civilization wouldn't NEED to bother us, but they will. Why?

Why do we visit remove tribes in deep Africa or South America? To learn new things. it excites some people. It might also excite some aliens.


You misunderstand. The article is debunking the specific scenario of aliens starting a resource war with us, a la Independence Day. It doesn't say anything about purely exploratory or scientific expeditions.
 
2012-02-03 01:10:07 PM
I'd like to comment that if I were leading an alien civilization I would probably attack earth just because. I would also camp your graveyards.
 
2012-02-03 01:10:42 PM
Westlermanager:

There is also another school of thought that wants to keep that from ever happening. Luddites and terminator and matrix apocalypses and such.
 
2012-02-03 01:12:02 PM
Via Infinito: "Any ancient civilization is probably not biological," Horn told Discovery News. "They don't need a place like Earth. They don't need to come here and steal our water. There's plenty of it out in the outer solar system where the gravity is not so great and they can just take all they want."

Ok, I get that he's trying to assuage us from worrying about our world being destroyed by marauding pirate aliens, because, shiat I worry about that EVERY DAY OF MY LIFE. Don't we all???

But the whole they're probably "not biological" thing? WTF is that even supposed to mean?


Most likely that it would synthetic life.

Humanity will eventually die out. It's inevitable. It's likely that, eventually, all that remains of humanity is the artificial life we create and send plunging into the cosmos. The first meeting between 'Earthlings' and 'aliens' would likely be the meeting between two synthetic creations.

It's just way easier and more likely than a biological organism taking the trip. Lifespan, environmental issues, etc, etc are issues.
 
2012-02-03 01:12:39 PM
Walker: Well that's not what Stephen Hawking said, and I think I'll believe him over you "Mr. Hair", if that is your real name.

I hadn't yet read the article, but I was certain that you were talking about the Ancient Aliens guy.
 
2012-02-03 01:13:49 PM
HeartBurnKid:

Well they would not need to start a resource war with us. A first strike scenario is not out of the equation. Do it to us before we have the capacity to do it to them.
 
2012-02-03 01:17:05 PM
lightwell: HeartBurnKid:

Well they would not need to start a resource war with us. A first strike scenario is not out of the equation. Do it to us before we have the capacity to do it to them.


We need to research the Manifold Harmonics. It's our only chance.
 
2012-02-03 01:18:43 PM
lightwell: Westlermanager:

There is also another school of thought that wants to keep that from ever happening. Luddites and terminator and matrix apocalypses and such.


Personally, I think both theories are fatally flawed in their assumption that our machines would even want to replace us. I doubt that a machine, no matter how sophisticated its AI, could develop the ability to want.
 
2012-02-03 01:20:58 PM
Well, there is another option for the alien invasion scenario. Entertainment. The aliens, seeking a grand distraction from the boring tedium of everyday life, send some slaves/lower class/whatever to earth with equal or slightly higher the earth tech; follow them with cameras and proceed with a massive world war campaign.

On the plus side of this scenario, it would explain why aliens seemingly don't just throw a big rock at us to wipe us all out, or why our technology and military is any match for an ancient space-faring civilization.
 
2012-02-03 01:22:17 PM
It's also possible, says Hair, that the aliens just haven't cared to check us out. After all, there is no Zagat or Google for the cosmos.

Sure there is. It's just that we're only listed as "Mostly harmless" ;)
 
2012-02-03 01:27:58 PM
hawcian: Well, there is another option for the alien invasion scenario. Entertainment. The aliens, seeking a grand distraction from the boring tedium of everyday life, send some slaves/lower class/whatever to earth with equal or slightly higher the earth tech; follow them with cameras and proceed with a massive world war campaign.

Hopefully they've evolved beyond the need for reality TV.
 
2012-02-03 01:36:30 PM
PainInTheASP:
If the ships ever arrive, there will be only one thing that they want. And we're in the way.


Unlikely. The technology needed to make a working FTL (assuming the space/time warping theories work) means you'll be building rings and spheres long before you hit the point of being able to break light speed.

Why bother dealing with a bunch of hairless monkeys who, evidence suggests, are more than willing to let off atomic weapons in their own atmosphere when you can just find a nice, stable, star somewhere else and build a ring around it?
 
2012-02-03 01:38:45 PM
Sleep, Obey, Consume?

Is that a new Julia Roberts movie?
 
2012-02-03 01:43:16 PM
DarnoKonrad : Sleep, Obey, Consume?

Is that a new Julia Roberts movie?


www.kickseat.com
 
2012-02-03 01:45:03 PM
pffft guess they never watched predator. They will come here for safari.
 
2012-02-03 01:46:34 PM
lightwell: Last and most important. Wiping out the competition before its grown. Any space going race can accelerate something to lightspeed. like a 40 kilometer wide rock. Races might be scared of getting "shot" first, so they do it to other intelligent species before we can do it to them. They would not know if it is in our makeup to be aggressive like that.

There is no competition. And any civilization that has the capability to accelerate to a significant fraction of light speed also has no fear of being attacked in the way you describe. Partly because artificial habitats would likely be smaller than planets, and partly because they could be moved so the rock goes zipping right on on by. But that's irrelevant, because there is no competition for stars.

lightwell: Trade. Not necessary trade, but for the ritzy shops for rich aliens, much like an american might have a rug from India.

Right. Like I said: Any exploration or contact between an interstellar civilization and a planet bound civilization would occur to satisfy the leisure and curiosity of the interstellar civilization, nothing more.

Cagey B: Should probably specify that. There's a number of reasons for an alien civilization to make some sort of contact:

Contact, sure. Colonization, no way. Information is a valuable resource, probably the only one besides energy that matters. And like you said, there are a lot of ways to make contact that don't involve sending biological organisms on an interstellar journey.

I don't believe any civilization like that would have any interest in killing planet-bound lifeforms just for shiats and giggles. It'd be like carpet bombing Yellowstone. Yeah, we can do it, but why would you ruin something like that? The wolves and bears might be dangerous on an individual level if you go start taunting them and walking around the backwoods naked, but bears aren't going to overthrow the government. Maybe some sociopath could cause some damage, but there would be a lot of people who want to keep looking at the cool animals who'd try to stop him.
 
2012-02-03 01:53:16 PM
Jubeebee: lightwell: Last and most important. Wiping out the competition before its grown. Any space going race can accelerate something to lightspeed. like a 40 kilometer wide rock. Races might be scared of getting "shot" first, so they do it to other intelligent species before we can do it to them. They would not know if it is in our makeup to be aggressive like that.

There is no competition. And any civilization that has the capability to accelerate to a significant fraction of light speed also has no fear of being attacked in the way you describe. Partly because artificial habitats would likely be smaller than planets, and partly because they could be moved so the rock goes zipping right on on by. But that's irrelevant, because there is no competition for stars.

lightwell: Trade. Not necessary trade, but for the ritzy shops for rich aliens, much like an american might have a rug from India.

Right. Like I said: Any exploration or contact between an interstellar civilization and a planet bound civilization would occur to satisfy the leisure and curiosity of the interstellar civilization, nothing more.

Cagey B: Should probably specify that. There's a number of reasons for an alien civilization to make some sort of contact:

Contact, sure. Colonization, no way. Information is a valuable resource, probably the only one besides energy that matters. And like you said, there are a lot of ways to make contact that don't involve sending biological organisms on an interstellar journey.

I don't believe any civilization like that would have any interest in killing planet-bound lifeforms just for shiats and giggles. It'd be like carpet bombing Yellowstone. Yeah, we can do it, but why would you ruin something like that? The wolves and bears might be dangerous on an individual level if you go start taunting them and walking around the backwoods naked, but bears aren't going to overthrow the government. Maybe some sociopath could cause some damage, but there would be a lot of people ...


Why not? They wouldn't care any more than stomping on ants. Or maybe they have their own alien motives that don't even make sense.
 
2012-02-03 02:00:52 PM
Fano: Jubeebee: lightwell: Last and most important. Wiping out the competition before its grown. Any space going race can accelerate something to lightspeed. like a 40 kilometer wide rock. Races might be scared of getting "shot" first, so they do it to other intelligent species before we can do it to them. They would not know if it is in our makeup to be aggressive like that.

There is no competition. And any civilization that has the capability to accelerate to a significant fraction of light speed also has no fear of being attacked in the way you describe. Partly because artificial habitats would likely be smaller than planets, and partly because they could be moved so the rock goes zipping right on on by. But that's irrelevant, because there is no competition for stars.

lightwell: Trade. Not necessary trade, but for the ritzy shops for rich aliens, much like an american might have a rug from India.

Right. Like I said: Any exploration or contact between an interstellar civilization and a planet bound civilization would occur to satisfy the leisure and curiosity of the interstellar civilization, nothing more.

Cagey B: Should probably specify that. There's a number of reasons for an alien civilization to make some sort of contact:

Contact, sure. Colonization, no way. Information is a valuable resource, probably the only one besides energy that matters. And like you said, there are a lot of ways to make contact that don't involve sending biological organisms on an interstellar journey.

I don't believe any civilization like that would have any interest in killing planet-bound lifeforms just for shiats and giggles. It'd be like carpet bombing Yellowstone. Yeah, we can do it, but why would you ruin something like that? The wolves and bears might be dangerous on an individual level if you go start taunting them and walking around the backwoods naked, but bears aren't going to overthrow the government. Maybe some sociopath could cause some damage, but there would be a lot ...


Why bring Jehovah into this?
 
2012-02-03 02:01:48 PM
Aliens want to conquer earth for the same reason I do.

Human slaves.
 
2012-02-03 02:04:20 PM
hawcian: Well, there is another option for the alien invasion scenario. Entertainment. The aliens, seeking a grand distraction from the boring tedium of everyday life, send some slaves/lower class/whatever to earth with equal or slightly higher the earth tech; follow them with cameras and proceed with a massive world war campaign.

On the plus side of this scenario, it would explain why aliens seemingly don't just throw a big rock at us to wipe us all out, or why our technology and military is any match for an ancient space-faring civilization.


Most expensive TV show evar. Hell, probably most expensive anything ever. Again, if you can pull something like that off, you have no reason to pull it off because there are cheaper, easier ways to do the same thing.
 
2012-02-03 02:07:05 PM
I suppose on other planets, the lifeforms there use the same arguments to deny our existence.
 
2012-02-03 02:08:25 PM
Fano: Why not? They wouldn't care any more than stomping on ants. Or maybe they have their own alien motives that don't even make sense.

Would you make a trip to inner Mongolia just to stomp on some ants?
 
2012-02-03 02:16:28 PM
Jubeebee: Or maybe they have their own alien motives that don't even make sense.

Pet humans, so ugly, they're cute.

/better learn how to do tricks
 
2012-02-03 02:23:33 PM
I watched Carl Sagan's Cosmos recently and have been thinking about these very things:

intelligent alien civilizations that have prioritized space travel to the extent that they would be capable of traveling en masse at significant fractions of the speed of light would likely have also evolved past the self destructive and warfaring ideaologies that hold back or destroy inferior civilizations (cough cough humans cough cough). so I think that in the event that an alien race came upon earth, at worst they would just take an isolationist approach and let us be. at best they might show us a thing or two about nuclear fusion/space travel/biology and help us out (assuming we are intelligent enough to understand / dont initiate our own hostilities towards them beforehand).

but I dont think we have to worry about this any time soon, we may very well destroy ourselves or be forced to become a spacefaring civilization by the end of the life of our own sun before we make contact face to face with alien life. and likely everyone reading this today will have been dead for billions of years. but hopefully fark will still be around.
 
2012-02-03 02:26:33 PM
Unique resource? Chlorophil. Maybe ATP or DNA as well. And it would be harvested by drones not Marvin the Martian.
 
2012-02-03 02:31:13 PM
FTFA: "Civilizations on other worlds, if they even exist, have had plenty of time to develop space travel,"

We're a civilization on another world. We haven't been around long enough to develop space travel. Do you suppose there may be other worlds in that same in-between phase?
 
2012-02-03 02:40:13 PM
the7thcircle: Aliens want to conquer earth for the same reason I do.

Human slaves.


Go to the 3rd world. I'm sure you can find some warlord happy to sell you someone for a crate or two of Chinese AK's. I'd recommend only giving them the firing pins after you've boarded the plane/ship home though.

Simpler than world domination and you get your slave.
 
2012-02-03 02:43:21 PM
WinoRhino: FTFA: "Civilizations on other worlds, if they even exist, have had plenty of time to develop space travel,"

We're a civilization on another world. We haven't been around long enough to develop space travel. Do you suppose there may be other worlds in that same in-between phase?


It's times like this that I think of John Smith.
 
2012-02-03 02:46:13 PM
Its easy to say that if you can go into space you'll find any resource you need out there in an uncontested region (altho its probably not true, some elements weren't dispersed fairly after every supernova). But the one thing you probably wont find in abundance is advanced intelligent life.

We have to presume alot of things about star travelers to think they'll have no interest in us. Mainly that they were like us once and learned about how to travel the stars AFTER they resolved all of their social problems.
...Because if they got warp drives or whatever before that, or if they are life unlike us in every way (or just don't give a crap because they aren't intelligent and just want to convert screaming carbon life forms into storable fat) we could be in for a rude awakening.

Its entirely possible to travel through space on a budget by just being immortal and durable. No science degrees or prime directive are needed to wipe out a species like us.
 
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