if convicted he will go away for seven years...

Yogimus: Link (new window)

NSFW language

/ just sayin

Yeah, there's always [attempted] manslaughter...

As someone who lived in Vulcan for 6 years, I should probably have had something interesting or clever to say here instead of just this.

TheSpaceAdmiral: As someone who lived in Vulcan for 6 years, I should probably have had something interesting or clever to say here instead of just this.

One more year and this story would have been about you.

Spock - NOOOOOOO!!!

Hey, he burns. We've all been there.

+1 point for subby. I lol'ed.

MLWS: Now I have the Star Trek fight music runing through my head on loop.

Duh duh DA DA DA DA DA duh duh DA DAAAA!

This.

Oh let's face it, this and every other Star Trek reference you awesome Farkers have beaten me to, which is quite an accomplishment considering what an insane Trekkie I am. I knew I loved you guys.

Also, I'm at work and can't do youtube links, what's that in the Boobies?

batcookie: MLWS: Now I have the Star Trek fight music runing through my head on loop.

Duh duh DA DA DA DA DA duh duh DA DAAAA!

This.

Oh let's face it, this and every other Star Trek reference you awesome Farkers have beaten me to, which is quite an accomplishment considering what an insane Trekkie I am. I knew I loved you guys.

Also, I'm at work and can't do youtube links, what's that in the Boobies?

... Why does the Fark filter turn the words "first" and "post" into boobies...?

batcookie: Also, I'm at work and can't do youtube links, what's that in the Boobies?

It's a parody of star trek TOS, with the question of "What if they couldn't reach Vulcan for Spock's Pon Farr?" with Kirk ending up his biatch.

CrispFlows: batcookie: Also, I'm at work and can't do youtube links, what's that in the Boobies?

It's a parody of star trek TOS, with the question of "What if they couldn't reach Vulcan for Spock's Pon Farr?" with Kirk ending up his biatch.

... and I am SO glad I can't see youtube videos at work. I freaking hate Spock/Kirk shippers so very much.

/I hate myself for knowing the word 'shipper'
//And for knowing about the Spock/Kirk fanbase
///God dammit, internet...

Plomeek Soup

Recipe from the "OFFICIAL STAR TREK COOKING MANUAL" by Mary Ann Piccard from 1978

Ingredients:
2 Tbs. butter or margarine
2 or 3 medium onions, peeled & sliced
1 lb. carrots peeled & sliced
1/2 lb. turnips peeled & sliced
10 oz. potatoes peeled and sliced
5 Tbs. tomato paste
4 cups water
2 cloves sliced, or minced, garlic
2 1/2 tsp. salt
3/4 tsp. dried basil (or 1 1/4 fresh finely minced)
1/4 tsp. nutmeg
1/4 tsp. pepper
Sour cream and finely chopped parsley for garnish.
(for a spicier version, use cilantro or Chinese parsley)

Preparation:
Sauté the onion in the melted butter in 4 quart pot. Add everything *EXCEPT* the last cup of water, the sour cream, and the parsley.

Simmer covered 15 to 20 minutes, (25 over medium heat stirring occasionally) or until potatoes and carrots are tender.

Purée the soup with a blender 1 1/2 to 2 cups at a time rinsing the empty pan with the reserved cup of water to get any remaining purée, and add this to the soup.

Return the soup to the rinsed-out pot and reheat it before serving (use a very low heat to prevent scorching the soup). Ladle into bowls. Place sour cream in center of soup and using a spoon pull it into a spiral (Like the galaxy) and sprinkle with finely chopped parsley along the sour cream.


Serve and/or throw across room at Nurse Chaple.