I'll thimk aboit that over ny next beer.

ArkAngel: Well get the drunks off the plane and leave it on the ground

Dude... It's not Aer Lingus.

Well, they should stop their pilots from drinking so much.

Ah shiznit, beaten to the joke theme. I tip my bonnet to ArkAngel.

violentsalvation: That sucks, maybe add more nannies to your nanny state so you can tell people how not to liver their lives.

Ha ha liver

F&*&ck Ingland!!!!Thisis for you........... (nu windoe)

Wesley Crush, Why you run away with teh Traveler like a huge douche? WHY?

Diarrhea Anne Frank: Well, they should stop their pilots from drinking so much.

I love your name.

BallZach: Diarrhea Anne Frank: Well, they should stop their pilots from drinking so much.

I love your you're name.

/Sorry, pet peev.

I don't have any friends

So....they can't hold their liquor?

Wankers.

BallZach: I don't have any friends

I can't not be friends with someone whoem intentionally wrecks good grammar

Boobies!

100,000 people die every second you bastards, but NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! gotta blame shiat on the booze

Why do people drink?

But I bet they lived their lives happily.

BallZach: I don't have any friends

You have one now, friend. Let's e-hug.

powhound: BallZach: I don't have any friends

I can't not be friends with someone whoem intentionally wrecks reeks of good grammar

farkityfarker: Why do people drink?

Fish gotta swim
Bird gotta fly
Man gotta find a bar
Drink it dry, dry , dry

Am I the only one who connected this article with the one before it about the tranny sex addict in the UK who slept with 1,000 men?

And yet we still throw people in jail for smoking a plant that has never in recorded human history caused a single person to die.

digitalpirate: Am I the only one who connected this article with the one before it about the tranny sex addict in the UK who slept with 1,000 men?

ha!

The sad tag? Really? I think 'amusing' or 'stupid' would be far more appropriate, given that no one's forcing the Brits to drink.

That's an odd system of measurement. How many Rhode Islands does that convert to?

Neondistraction: And yet we still throw people in jail for smoking a plant that has never in recorded human history caused a single person to die.

I was waiting for that one.

/or is it "This"?

Alcohol death toll equivalent to a jumbo jet crashing every 17 days, British Liver Trust reveals

In other news there is a "British Liver Trust"



They're here for your liver.

Schlock: That's an odd system of measurement. How many Rhode Islands does that convert to?

.00826

Schlock: That's an odd system of measurement. How many Rhode Islands does that convert to?

I was just going to ask how many times to the moon and back that is.

That's my motto!

"Live like a Farker, die like a Brit"

It's weird how some people were already doing that.

Welcome to the impulse control edition of Limey Fark.

Slowly drinking yourself to death does sound oddly British. I blame the weather.

/and the alcoholism
//british, getting a kick out of these replies, ect

AbiSnail: Slowly drinking yourself to death does sound oddly British. I blame the weather.

/and the alcoholism
//british, getting a kick out of these replies, ect

I blame the stiff upper lip. I can't dance until I'm 3 sheets. After that, I dance like fire.

How many Volkswagens is that?

Damn, if only those people had never drank, they'd have lived forever!

/Prolly better to have a happy life and die at 70 than one of miserable restraint and die at 80.

I don't understand this unit of measure, by Jove. Could someone please convert this into cricket teams per fortnight?

Ostman: Damn, if only those people had never drank, they'd have lived forever!

/Prolly better to have a happy life and die at 70 than one of miserable restraint and die at 80.

Drinkers of all types tend to live longer than teatotalers so the smug people don't even get to "enjoy" a longer life for their misery.

robodog: Ostman: Damn, if only those people had never drank, they'd have lived forever!

/Prolly better to have a happy life and die at 70 than one of miserable restraint and die at 80.

Drinkers of all types tend to live longer than teatotalers so the smug people don't even get to "enjoy" a longer life for their misery.

Hmmm...time for a nice can of healing cider then.
Will work never end?

Al!: Neondistraction: And yet we still throw people in jail for smoking a plant that has never in recorded human history caused a single person to die.

I was waiting for that one.

/or is it "This"?

It's starting to sound almost cliche, but it needed to be said. I only hope I will live to see the day when it no longer needs to be said.

farkityfarker: "Why do people drink?"

Same reason they fark and drive fast.

...and the world is better off for it.

BallZach: BallZach: Diarrhea Anne Frank: Well, they should stop their pilots from drinking so much.

I love your you're name.

/Sorry, pet peev.

No sorrah -own it =
Teh internets - spend yer tahme doin moar betterly stuff -

Knew drinking warm beer was gross. Didnt realize horribad warm beers were killin them. Sucks you guys have lazy bartenders. Will go have a cold one and wish you all good health.

We are the Brits (new window)

So sad - if these people just didn't drink they could add a couple of years to the ends of their incredibly boring lives. That could amount to literally hundreds of crossword puzzles they'll miss doing - so sad.

So what

I hate misleading headlines like that. "Alcohol death toll" needs a time frame just as the other half of the equation. Is it intended to infer every day, 17 aircraft deaths equal those alcohol related (i.e. thousands per day)? Or, every 17 days, ...

The editors are either lazy or, more likely, trying to promote a point of view when the do this.