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Crematorium to broadcast funerals live on the internet, allowing you to toast the dearly departed in your bathrobe
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bingethinker
2012-02-02 10:35:47 PM
What the dearly departed are doing in my bathrobe, I'll never know.
miss diminutive
2012-02-02 11:07:22 PM
It makes sense. My good friend's grandmother passed away last year and she was devastated that she couldn't afford to fly to India and back for the funeral. Although not ideal, this would have at least given her the chance at some closure.
dahmers love zombie
2012-02-02 11:20:05 PM
Is this the funeral director?
davidphogan
2012-02-02 11:50:17 PM
miss diminutive
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It makes sense. My good friend's grandmother passed away last year and she was devastated that she couldn't afford to fly to India and back for the funeral. Although not ideal, this would have at least given her the chance at some closure.
It's been available for a long time. Like, as long as RealVideo existed, if not longer.
Pribar
2012-02-03 01:11:43 AM
I go to funerals in my bathrobe as it is, why do I need to wait for this company.
/Hell sometimes I even know the guy they're burying.
Somaticasual
2012-02-03 02:18:57 AM
In before the necrophiliacs..
phlegmmo
2012-02-03 02:30:24 AM
Somaticasual:
In before the necrophiliacs..
You must be the first.
wildcardjack
2012-02-03 02:39:57 AM
Well... Open casket cremation or closed?
There are certain people I want to be sure are dead and cremated.
jaytkay
2012-02-03 04:05:43 AM
Five Minute Standup
2012-02-03 05:32:31 AM
Isn't the whole point of having a crematorium that you can get someone else to toast your relative so you don't have to?
moel
2012-02-03 08:12:40 AM
How long before someone hacks the system, and then a family member goes
HE WASNT SUPPOSED TO SEE OUR SUFFERING...I'M SUEING YOU TO MILLIONS
Lost Thought 00
2012-02-03 08:41:23 AM
@GrievingMom Ok, Ashes coming out now
h0lmesdaddy
2012-02-03 09:01:21 AM
Rule #41. Just Saying.
hurdboy
2012-02-03 09:20:25 AM
miss diminutive
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It makes sense. My good friend's grandmother passed away last year and she was devastated that she couldn't afford to fly to India and back for the funeral. Although not ideal, this would have at least given her the chance at some closure.
Yes, but the cremation normally isn't a public event. The funeral is. So would be the burial/ash disposal.
My dad was cremated after he died. I just hope it wasn't at the place near my parents' house...that used to be a Sizzler steakhouse.....
KkrrRRZZZZ
2012-02-03 09:43:34 AM
Reminded me of this...
/Bill Murray is in there.
bhcompy
2012-02-03 10:07:33 AM
You gonna get cremated
CoonAce
2012-02-03 11:53:30 AM
hurdboy
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miss diminutive: It makes sense. My good friend's grandmother passed away last year and she was devastated that she couldn't afford to fly to India and back for the funeral. Although not ideal, this would have at least given her the chance at some closure.
Yes, but the cremation normally isn't a public event. The funeral is. So would be the burial/ash disposal.
My dad was cremated after he died. I just hope it wasn't at the place near my parents' house...that used to be a Sizzler steakhouse.....
I New Orleans, I lived in a shotgun house behind a crematory with 2 big ol smokestacks. My porch was always covered in ash. Next corner over is a great little charbroiled burger joint... When the crematorium burned somebody during the lunch rush, you couldn't tell which smell was which.
wildcardjack
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Well... Open casket cremation or closed?
Laws vary by state but in Louisiana it is illegal to burn the casket, so they get around it removing the lid before chucking the rest of the casket (w/stiff) onto the conveyor.
The house next to mine belonged to the crematory, which used it to house maintenance tools & equipment; the really big dumpster in the backyard was constantly mounded full with flowers & casket lids.
Loved that neighborhood! Quiet, smelled like delicious burgers all day, excellent neighborhood bar, and a couple killer spots for food. You could tell when they burned a fatass too. Black, greasy smoke.
hurdboy
2012-02-03 12:04:27 PM
CoonAce
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I New Orleans, I lived in a shotgun house behind a crematory with 2 big ol smokestacks. My porch was always covered in ash. Next corner over is a great little charbroiled burger joint... When the crematorium burned somebody during the lunch rush, you couldn't tell which smell was which.
All the more reason to stand in line at Central Grocery for a muffaletta.
CoonAce
2012-02-03 12:29:54 PM
Funny, I was born & raised in New Orleans but I never liked muffalettas. I can't hang with Wop salad. When I lived by the Beachcorner, though, I ate a burger every chance I got. Killer burgers!
StoneColdAtheist
2012-02-03 12:47:05 PM
Somaticasual
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In before the necro
philiac
mancers..
There...FTFY.
/on my way to underverse
Hector Remarkable
2012-02-03 02:38:02 PM
This is an idea that needs to be expanded. Can't we watch the cremation itself, too?
What about a live web cam installed in the casket so internet viewers can watch the decomposition?
Snarcoleptic_Hoosier
2012-02-03 03:53:55 PM
Before I get cremated, I want to be covered in the Colonel's 11 secret herbs and spices.
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