That story brings the giggles

fta The reports note that Steven Griggs and Jessica Gravitt told deputies their meth pipe was inside the trailer.

Well, of course.

The Aristocrats?

White trash people's problems.

Came for the cop-hate, leaving disappointed.

/can't fap to this.

What are you supposed to do when all that happens in, what a 20 min period? I think, once the mothers started pulling on their handcuffed kids, I would have just stood there with my mouth open, just flabbergasted at how my day was going. And when the bystander stabbed himself? Giggles, definitely giggles. Well, at least the deputy didn't shoot the dog.

On a warm and muggy February morning an entire white trash family was arrested in the trailer park,

In the trailer park.


/to the tune of In The Ghetto

What would Fark be like without Florida?

Michael Bay is writing police reports now?

pjbreeze: What would Fark be like without Florida?

Without Florida, Fark would be as exciting as Bucharest... on a Monday night.

/This is the closest thing to a picture of Deputy Owen Confessore I could find.

182: ocala

you seem to know.

/Gainesville here...

Wow, thank you for your service Deputy Confessore. Inspiring display of restraint.
I have a feeling that any of us in that situation would have tased the piss out of anyone within reach.

There's something about this Deputy being named Confessore that made me start reading his name in Frank Zappa's "The Scrutinizer" voice

Notabunny: pjbreeze: What would Fark be like without Florida?

Without Florida, Fark would be as exciting as Bucharest... on a Monday night.



*yawn*

DeadMouseTails: What are you supposed to do when all that happens in, what a 20 min period? I think, once the mothers started pulling on their handcuffed kids, I would have just stood there with my mouth open, just flabbergasted at how my day was going. And when the bystander stabbed himself? Giggles, definitely giggles. Well, at least the deputy didn't shoot the dog.

Cut the perps some slack - they had to be at Kingdom Hall in 26 minutes.

/Okay, that was a cheap shot at Belleview
//Never been to Ocklawaha - lots of JWs there, too?
///Knew this had to be Marion County based on headline alone

Sardonic_Padre: 182: ocala

you seem to know.

/Gainesville here...

Well, they had to go all the way to Ocala to find someone who could read and write well enough to put the article together.

/Orange Park myself.

"He then took a 4-inch pocket knife, mentioned something about dying, and stabbed himself in the right leg."



that is some farking bad ass journalism...