I played that all the time in college.

Until I ran out of chloroform.

Humped? Really? Is the person who wrote that statement 12?

Hump tag? Big deal.

Wake me up when they start playing angry dragon tag.

Donkey punch tag is not so much fun.

I feel like this entire generation of children needs to be euthanized.

Most kids nowadays couldn't make it through a full found of naked Twister.

doglover: So... it's EXACTLY like the freeze tag me and my buddies played in 4th grade.

Is that why you're gay?

Well, that's one way to thaw out.

It's not like it's rape rape.

At least they aren't playing bag tag in the hall...

There's nothing like watching one dude slap another's sack as he's walking by. It's hard to cringe and laugh at the same time without dropping your books.

The kids thought it up after using Jenkem.

Well which one is it? Rape tag or hump tag. A world of difference. Are the teachers sure it wasn't just leap frog. Sometimes you just can't make it over; especially with all the the little fatties these days.

Since the letter went home, Sprung said, he's been contacted by about 15 to 20 parents, some of whom were upset about having to discuss the sensitive topic with their children.

The parents are 'upset' because they have to discuss 'sensitive' topics with their children. Cry me a river. That's the farking problem with a lot of parents. They're pu****s who don't have the balls to discuss not only a stupid game but many other topics that should be discussed in the home. The same type of parents are the ones who go bonkers when the schools try to address topics like sex ed, diversity, bullying etc. Damned if you do, damned if you don't.

No Find a ho Fark a ho

Jamieboy: Since the letter went home, Sprung said, he's been contacted by about 15 to 20 parents, some of whom were upset about having to discuss the sensitive topic with their children.

The parents are 'upset' because they have to discuss 'sensitive' topics with their children. Cry me a river. That's the farking problem with a lot of parents. They're pu****s who don't have the balls to discuss not only a stupid game but many other topics that should be discussed in the home. The same type of parents are the ones who go bonkers when the schools try to address topics like sex ed, diversity, bullying etc. Damned if you do, damned if you don't.

Are you too pussy to write pussy?

Frigid women tend to defrost nicely with a bit of the ole Meth.

How else are they supposed to learn the basics they'll need later in life?

Oh the humanity.

If it wasn't for rape tag I would never get laid..

/I miss Sublime

digitalpirate: If it wasn't for rape tag I would never get laid..

/I miss Sublime

No love for Sublime feat. what's-his-name?

doglover: So... it's EXACTLY like the freeze tag me and my buddies played in 4th grade.

I used to play the same way with my uncle.

We should hang out simetime...

Yeah, parents are upset about having to discuss sensitive topics like dry hump tag. It's a good thing their children aren't being exposed to "sensitive" stuff like dry hump tag at school or anything. Oh....wait....

These parents are afraid of exposing their children to this stuff to soon, and yet they don't realize (even with the evidence slapping them in the face) that their children are already being exposed. But I'm sure not being given any context for this sort of thing is great for their mental development.

Parents is stupid.

Pedobear has to be the all-time champ at this game.

Kids today have been watching to much Elvis.

The Bird: After re-reading TFA, I don't think any adults have actually spent enough time with their kids to have ever seen this behavior; I wonder if the kids are just talking about it for shiats & giggles.

FTFY

I have seen some kids who are dropped off at the school at 7:05am and not get picked up until 6:00pm. Just how are the parents supposed to know anything about their kids... they spend a grand total of 3 hours a day with them, and usually either find stuff for them to do, or dismisses them to their games and computers...

//I would have been livid if my mom or dad had been leaving me all freaking day at the school of all places!/i>

?

They should be discouraged from this as soon as possible.

The outside world frowns on such dangerous activities.

Somebody wake me when they start imitating 2 Girls, 1 Cup...

Find the kid that made up the game, he/she gets raped at home.

Cattle prod the rest as a corrective action.

I thought the article was going to be lame until I read, "rape tag".

Here's the story in three lines:

1) Children play funny, but inappropriate game.
2) Someone tells the principle, who puts an end to the game.
3) Children no longer play the game.

Sorry if I can't contain my meh.

I don't know what it is about kids these days. About 30 years ago we played a game similar to this in our neighborhood but we had sense *not* to do it on the school playground.

Pribar

Thank God this game wasnt around when I was in school, I would still be there frozen.


/cry

Don't cry - I am sure the crazy school custodian would have eventually came over and humped you with his Johnny Stick.

Pribar: Thank God this game wasnt around when I was in school, I would still be there frozen.


/cry

Nah - they let the special ed class out just after the regular recess. I'm sure one of them would helped you out...

digitalpirate: If it wasn't for rape tag I would never get laid..

Um, hate to break this to you, but Fark does not have a Rape tag.

/ There is Florida though

davidphogan: Humped? Really? Is the person who wrote that statement 12?

I donno. Hump is a pretty farkin' awesome word. It really conjures a unique image. Can you think of a better way to phrase that?