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		Phil Mickelson is suing to find out the real names of people that posted nasty comments about him and his wife on the internet. Personally I heard it was Mike Hawk and Harry Sack (utsandiego.com)		50
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IAmRight

2012-02-02 08:13:41 PM

No, he's not suing. He won.

ShawnDoc

2012-02-03 12:42:46 AM

I hear he and his wife are into felching.

Red Shirt Blues

2012-02-03 01:24:20 AM

I heard he was a swinger

Lone Stranger

2012-02-03 03:38:16 AM

So I guess I shouldn't tell my Aristocrats joke about the Mickelson family, 2 full bags of golf clubs, a cart and the ball washer then.

dopeydwarf

2012-02-03 03:55:50 AM

I heard he was one of the 1,000 that boffed this:

img.thesun.co.uk

Giant Clown Shoe

2012-02-03 04:11:43 AM

I heard he used to hang out with Glenn Beck back in 1990.

Can he prove he didn't?

Bazinga In My Pants

2012-02-03 04:18:47 AM

dopeydwarf: I heard he was one of the 1,000 that boffed this:

Who the fark is that guy?

My guess is Craig Ferguson.

/In my pants!

//Cheers!

libranoelrose

2012-02-03 04:32:26 AM

This is kinda funny,

i43.tinypic.com

AnubisMan

2012-02-03 04:33:11 AM

Phil likes the way they think

www.filmfodder.com

HaywoodJablonski

2012-02-03 04:46:44 AM

No comment

drjekel_mrhyde

2012-02-03 05:27:49 AM

How long will it take for someone to post a Mickelson on Urban Dictionary
oops already there Link (new window)

Al!

2012-02-03 06:10:03 AM

drjekel_mrhyde: How long will it take for someone to post a Mickelson on Urban Dictionary
oops already there Link (new window)

From your link:

Did you see Shaq pull a Mickelson and totally miss those free throws at the end of the game?

I would argue that Shaq was pulling a Shaq. Mickelson has been known to lose a major when he had it in his hands, but far more frequent were the Shaqbricks. Seriously, that guy was terrible at the line for a pro.

On a side note, I think Shaq wrote some of the things listed under his name on that site: Shaq (new window)

Of course, there are also things that I'm fairly certain he didn't write.

Cybernetic

2012-02-03 06:35:29 AM

I heard that it was Mike Litoris and Dixie Normous.

Spanky McStupid

2012-02-03 06:39:47 AM

Was it these guys?

www.golfsartgallery.com

astroman05

2012-02-03 07:21:13 AM

Phil Mickelson is farking clown shoes. If he was real, I'd beat the shiat out of him for being so stupid.

nopokerface

2012-02-03 07:31:18 AM

astroman05: Phil Mickelson is farking clown shoes. If he was real, I'd beat the shiat out of him for being so stupid.

He is the one who is the ball licker.

stevie1der

2012-02-03 07:46:25 AM

Quit being such a farking Nancy, FIGJAM.

babysealclubber

2012-02-03 08:23:03 AM

Giant Clown Shoe: I heard he used to hang out with Glenn Beck back in 1990.

Can he prove he didn't?

I came to say this. I hope Glenn Beck never finds out what we've said about him. Half of Fark would get sued.

beerviewmirror

2012-02-03 08:27:10 AM

Pants full of macaroni!!

2012-02-03 08:34:03 AM

GENE MASSETH

KkrrRRZZZZ

2012-02-03 08:36:56 AM

I don't know about his wife, but I heard Phil has some nice tits.

SubBass49

2012-02-03 08:39:21 AM

Careful now guys...he might sue Fark to find out who you really are...or at least offer Drew a six-pack of beer and some Hot Cheetos.

s2s2s2

2012-02-03 09:00:03 AM

My real name is Upunda Yerblez.

beta_plus

2012-02-03 09:15:56 AM

SubBass49: Careful now guys...he might sue Fark to find out who you really are...or at least offer Drew a six-pack of beer and some Hot Cheetos.

Give Drew some credit. There's no way he'd do that for less than a case of Maker's Mark and 6 Porterhouse steaks.

ChrisDe

2012-02-03 09:15:59 AM

Apparently his skin is the only thing that's thin on him. Hey-ooooo!

stoli n coke

2012-02-03 09:23:45 AM

SubBass49: Careful now guys...he might sue Fark to find out who you really are...or at least offer Drew a six-pack of beer and some Hot Cheetos.

I hear Phil Mickelson and his wife enjoy Nickelback and Whitney Cummings.

Gauntlet's thrown down, Phil. Come at me, bro.

AbsentFriends

2012-02-03 09:25:49 AM

I am profoundly shocked that anyone is profoundly shocked that someone, somewhere may have posted something negative or derogatory on the internet. Especially about a public figure or someone involved in sports.

/If you consider golf a sport

AliceBToklasLives

2012-02-03 09:39:47 AM

10/10

PluckYew

2012-02-03 10:06:44 AM

Streisand effect.

rkiller1

2012-02-03 11:36:51 AM

I know one or two A-list celebrities, who say the same thing: never read press (or other Internet crap, including Wikipedia) about yourself--NEVER! It's ain't good for the soul. The OED defines FAME as a RUMOR. Phil should know this.

kbotc

2012-02-03 11:40:55 AM

So, is he going to play some Stroke 9 and use his millions to punish those at fault?

lennavan

2012-02-03 01:22:50 PM

The posts suggested that Mickelson has an illegitimate child and that his wife has had affairs, both of which the golfer says are "absolutely untrue" and offensive, according to court documents.

I for one am glad Phil filed suit. I hadn't heard this rumor until now and I'm sure if he didn't file the suit, I never would have heard that he might have had an illegitimate child and he and his wife had affairs.

/not that I care.

mooseyfate

2012-02-03 01:25:04 PM

Hugh G. Rection and Hung Lo sought for questioning.

/Their attorney, Mike Hunt, refused comment

Coach_J

2012-02-03 01:37:26 PM

Dear Phil Mickelson,

You are a lawyer-calling baby who needs to sack up.

99% of the content on the internet is a bunch of lies...everyone knows this.

Sincerely,

Coach_J and my wife, Morgan Fairchild

dryknife

2012-02-03 01:54:01 PM

Oh, the huge man titties.

TheBaldOneMpls

2012-02-03 02:00:01 PM

I'm fine with this if the result is the closing of Yahoo comments.

kiwannabee

2012-02-03 02:05:18 PM

Coach_J: Coach_J and my wife, Morgan Fairchild

media.avclub.com

I loves me some Jon Lovitz. He's ALWAYS funny in everything he does, plus he once beat the crap out of Andy Dick. What's not to like?

/ACTING!
// it stinks

Marisyana

2012-02-03 02:25:58 PM

I'll just leave this here:

www.dumb.com

/Mickelson's a whiny douche

IAmRight

2012-02-03 03:31:55 PM

I think we can all agree that we'd consider him less whiny if, in fact, he were suing to find his location so he could bash his face in with a pitching wedge.

Finding him so he can sue him is kinda lame.

bgddy24601

2012-02-03 04:03:46 PM

AnubisMan: Phil likes the way they think

www.filmfodder.com

All you motherfarkers are gonna pay. You are the ones who are the ball-lickers. We're gonna fark your mothers while you watch and cry like little biatches. Once we get to Hollywood and find those Miramax farks who are making that movie, we're gonna make 'em eat our shiat, then shiat out our shiat, then eat their shiat which is made up of our shiat that we made 'em eat. Then you're all you motherfarks are next. Love, ~~Jay and Silent Bob~~ Phil and Amy Mickelson.

/I copypasta'ed the hell out of that
//come on Fark filters, keep me from getting the banhammer

kingflower

2012-02-03 05:04:14 PM

My friends cousin saw Phil at a Nickelback concert.....apparently he was hanging out with John Travolta and they were both drinking Zima (pineapple citrus flavor).

Barry McCokiner

2012-02-03 05:53:49 PM

HaywoodJablonski: No comment

lennavan

2012-02-03 06:01:41 PM

kingflower: My friends cousin saw Phil at a Nickelback concert.....apparently he was hanging out with John Travolta and they were both drinking Zima (pineapple citrus flavor).

I've seen some mean shiat posted about Phil before. But never on this level. Dude, that's harsh.

SubBass49

2012-02-03 06:07:54 PM

What Mr. Mickelson's attorney may look like.

funktilious_j

2012-02-03 07:26:19 PM

I have a theory that Phil Mickelson causes cancer.

mooseyfate

2012-02-03 07:46:54 PM

funktilious_j: I have a theory that Phil Mickelson causes cancer.

Is this your clever ploy to make him teleport to Mars so you can destroy the world?

Stile4aly

2012-02-03 10:04:05 PM

Pants full of macaroni!!: GENE MASSETH

Leaving satisfied.

Trapper439

2012-02-04 04:03:04 AM

Marisyana: I'll just leave this here:

[www.dumb.com image 334x409]

/Mickelson's a whiny douche

Yeah, I've heard that Mickelson is hated by all of the other pros in the locker room.

Got a story to tell your fellow pros about that great shot you played one time? Phil is immediately in your face telling you about the even better shot that he played one time, and how it was clearly better than your fluky shot.

KelvinTheClown

2012-02-04 05:20:11 AM

Stile4aly: Pants full of macaroni!!: GENE MASSETH

Leaving satisfied.

Yup. Never gets old.

funktilious_j

2012-02-04 08:22:47 PM

mooseyfate: funktilious_j: I have a theory that Phil Mickelson causes cancer.

Is this your clever ploy to make him teleport to Mars so you can destroy the world?

Not so much. more the fact that his wife and mother have both had cancer. Ergo.......

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