I don't drink red wine for the health benefits, I drink it because after one glass I'm the happiest person in the room.

Lifetime? Because I may be close...

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I'm in.

Eye heart the Bota Box.

Gots me a cabernet sauvignon on tap atm.

So, still no explanation for the so-called "French paradox", then?

miss diminutive: I don't drink red wine for the health benefits, I drink it because after one glass I'm the happiest person in the room.

That's quite economical in today's topsy-turvy financial climate.

namegoeshere: Gots me a cabernet sauvignon on tap atm.

ATM?

ko_kyi: namegoeshere: Gots me a cabernet sauvignon on tap atm.

ATM?

A** To Mouth.


/It means he's having a wine enema.

Tannins hurt sometimes when wines run red too long and spill into the next day's mind...

Poem.

antidisestablishmentarianism: sno man: I'm in too, one question...
What kinda time frame are we talking about here? Author couldn't bother with that little bit of info. A day... a year... in a lifetime?

Yeah, that would be some good information.

A day, no way.
A month, if I tried hard enough
A year, I can do it.
A lifetime, I'm probably there already.

Red wine FTMFW

You can drink 20 bottles of red wine every day for a month? I highly doubt it, regardless of how hard you try.

I drink red wine in a peculiar way.

- fill up tankard with ice
- 1/4 wine
- 3/4 ice water

Then I drink all day long, keeping cool and in a state of constant happy buzz.

\haters gonna hate

Hmmm... been drinking red wine for at least 20 years now, I think I already got that achievement.

shivashakti: So, still no explanation for the so-called "French paradox", then?

I believe the ''French Paradox'' is the same as the Inuit Pardox: All-meat diet (no veggies nor fruits), no sunlight-giving Vitamin D, no antioxidant nor flavonoids, No resveratrol.

DHA and EPA For the win!

AmbassadorBooze: TheDumbBlonde: Damn. You lucky bastards. Two sips of a big cab and my sinuses say: FARK YOU. I envy you people that.

If you can eat a single slice of commerial dried apricots, it probably isn't the sulfites, but instead biogenic amines causing the problems. If this is the case, you just need to find wineries that use strains of ML bacteria that are known not to produce biogenic amines. Any good winemaker will know if the strain they use does or not. Sales people will just go "WHaaaa".

Your Fark handle was very well chosen.

JasonOfOrillia: miss diminutive: I don't drink red wine for the health benefits, I drink it because after one glass I'm the happiest person in the room.

That's quite economical in today's topsy-turvy financial climate.

Being a cheap drunk never goes out of fashion.

zzrhardy: I drink red wine in a peculiar way.

- fill up tankard with ice
- 1/4 wine
- 3/4 ice water

Then I drink all day long, keeping cool and in a state of constant happy buzz.

\haters gonna hate

I've never done it, but I see no problem with that at all. I've always been told to drink however the fark you want as long as you enjoy it. I once knew a girl who put sugar in her wine.

Scientists have uncovered how resveratrol, the chemical found in grape skins, peanuts and dark chocolate, works in mice to help fight several chronic diseases.

Anyone else read that as 'reverse-a-troll'? I thought we could use some on fark.

CrispFlows: markie_farkie: shivashakti: So, still no explanation for the so-called "French paradox", then?

My thoughts on that:

French dairy is unpasteurized. Most grains are unbleached. Hydrogenated fats are almost nonexistent.

They drink shiatloads of acidic wine, which, coupled with the other ingredients, plus a healthy dose of physical activity, all combines to keep fatty deposits from collecting in arteries.

Just a theory..

It sounds reasonable.

I like this.

What goes in the hole comes out the hole
sweet berry wine


FOR YOUR HEALTH!!

jingks: Scientists have uncovered how resveratrol, the chemical found in grape skins, peanuts and dark chocolate, works in mice to help fight several chronic diseases.

Anyone else read that as 'reverse-a-troll'? I thought we could use some on fark.

Wow.

Continued hostility to trolls?

Isn't that troll-squared?

Trooll-supreme with sauces?

Yimfy even?

*cue Snagglepuss*

;)

miss diminutive: Being a cheap drunk never goes out of fashion.

Won't be much help at this years Meistertrunk festival.

CrispFlows: markie_farkie: shivashakti: So, still no explanation for the so-called "French paradox", then?

My thoughts on that:

French dairy is unpasteurized. Most grains are unbleached. Hydrogenated fats are almost nonexistent.

They drink shiatloads of acidic wine, which, coupled with the other ingredients, plus a healthy dose of physical activity, all combines to keep fatty deposits from collecting in arteries.

Just a theory..

It sounds reasonable.

My theory is that long term syphilis and arrogant sarcasm have some, as of yet unknown, synergistic effect.

mekkab: ko_kyi: namegoeshere: Gots me a cabernet sauvignon on tap atm.

ATM?

A** To Mouth.


/It means he's having a wine enema.

At the moment.

I know what websites you go to and what you watch there...

CrispFlows: markie_farkie: shivashakti: So, still no explanation for the so-called "French paradox", then?

My thoughts on that:

French dairy is unpasteurized. Most grains are unbleached. Hydrogenated fats are almost nonexistent.

They drink shiatloads of acidic wine, which, coupled with the other ingredients, plus a healthy dose of physical activity, all combines to keep fatty deposits from collecting in arteries.

Just a theory..

It sounds reasonable.

No, they're all alcoholic and their good health and happiness are a genetic fluke.

jaylectricity: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: I'm still trying to figure out where UB40 fits into all of this.

Fools rush in.

My blue blue heart.

Red wine is one of my great loves. I've never seen anyone get into trouble sipping a few glasses of a decent Cab, etc.
If you're a degenerate alcoholic and can't have wine with dinner or with friends it has nothing to do with wine.
Also, don't drink the cheap sh*t, ever.

Grobbley: antidisestablishmentarianism: sno man: I'm in too, one question...
What kinda time frame are we talking about here? Author couldn't bother with that little bit of info. A day... a year... in a lifetime?

Yeah, that would be some good information.

A day, no way.
A month, if I tried hard enough
A year, I can do it.
A lifetime, I'm probably there already.

Red wine FTMFW

You can drink 20 bottles of red wine every day for a month? I highly doubt it, regardless of how hard you try.

Hum my ex roommate and I drank 2 kegs of beer in one month by ourselves. That is a keg each, at first we were kinda tipsy all the time but by the end of the month we were actually eating and drinking other things besides beer, and fairly sober. Then again 1/2 a gallon of beer per day for a person is a bit different than 4 gallons of wine. I don't really think its flat out impossible, but you would have to have a heavy alcohol tolerance going in, and be getting most of your calories from wine based on the volume. I know I could drink the volume one day, just not sure of day after day. The sheer amount of alcohol taken each day kind of scares me to even try on an extended time frame.

markie_farkie: shivashakti: So, still no explanation for the so-called "French paradox", then?

My thoughts on that:

French dairy is unpasteurized. Most grains are unbleached. Hydrogenated fats are almost nonexistent.

They drink shiatloads of acidic wine, which, coupled with the other ingredients, plus a healthy dose of physical activity, all combines to keep fatty deposits from collecting in arteries.

Just a theory..

Agree with all parts except pasteurization. Pasteurization has never been shown to have any adverse nutritional issues.

zzrhardy: Then I drink all day long, keeping cool and in a state of constant happy buzz.

\haters gonna hate


1/4 of a tankard and you keep a buzz all day? Does the tankard hold 6 gallons?

ko_kyi: 1/4 of a tankard and you keep a buzz all day? Does the tankard hold 6 gallons?

After years of drinking about 2 bottles of wine a day via this method, I suspect my bladder can hold 6 gallons.

AbbeySomeone: CrispFlows: markie_farkie: shivashakti: So, still no explanation for the so-called "French paradox", then?

My thoughts on that:

French dairy is unpasteurized. Most grains are unbleached. Hydrogenated fats are almost nonexistent.

They drink shiatloads of acidic wine, which, coupled with the other ingredients, plus a healthy dose of physical activity, all combines to keep fatty deposits from collecting in arteries.

Just a theory..

It sounds reasonable.

No, they're all alcoholic and their good health and happiness are a genetic fluke.

jaylectricity: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: I'm still trying to figure out where UB40 fits into all of this.

Fools rush in.

My blue blue heart.

Red wine is one of my great loves. I've never seen anyone get into trouble sipping a few glasses of a decent Cab, etc.
If you're a degenerate alcoholic and can't have wine with dinner or with friends it has nothing to do with wine.
Also, don't drink the cheap sh*t, ever.

Ouchies.

And I loved you?

;)

P.S. Still do.

Franzia is Capri Sun for adults.