I wonder if this helps with the ladies?

My Left Cheek

So who twists his mustache?

My grandmother submitted this with a better headline.

You lazy people with two working arms that never did anything with yourself have nothing to complain about.

I like how he has someone to twirl his mustaches for him.

Thisbymaster: You lazy people with two working arms that never did anything with yourself have nothing to complain about.

Says the lazy complainer with two working arms.

Wanted to leave a pic of Rin Tezuka here, but work is not an ally to me in this endevour.

Good on him, but that painting is crap.

You know who else was disabled and an artist with his mouth?




/hot like that scene.

Yeah but The Sun would not interview me about the paintings I make with my penis.

AlinaJoan: Wanted to leave a pic of Rin Tezuka here, but work is not an ally to me in this endevour.

Just let me start up the game and take a screen shot... I mean do a gis for a name I've never heard of, yeah, that's the ticket.



Seemed appropriate, not that I would know or anything.

/Bonus - could probably drink most farkers under the table when he was alive

whatshisname

Good on him, but that painting is crap.

dude, he paints with his mouth.

I was gonna say he is better than me, and I have two arms and hands that work...

UGH

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/hot & obscure

Lone Stranger: Yeah but The Sun would not interview me about the paintings I make with my penis.

but did you stick the brush in your peehole?

I guess one of the worst things about being paralyzed is other people can dress you in funny outfits and mess with your mustache.

but I guess if they wipe your ass for you they are entitled to a little fun

I bet he uses his tongue prettier than a twenty dollar whore.

whatshisname: Good on him, but that painting is crap.

how dare he not fulfill your expectations of what a good painting looks like!

Korzine: AlinaJoan: Wanted to leave a pic of Rin Tezuka here, but work is not an ally to me in this endevour.

Just let me start up the game and take a screen shot... I mean do a gis for a name I've never heard of, yeah, that's the ticket.

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Seemed appropriate, not that I would know or anything.

What else can he do with his mouth?

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This!

Lunch time must be colorful.

hope he never collaborates with Pricasso.

Lone Stranger: Yeah but The Sun would not interview me about the paintings I make with my penis.

http://www.pricasso.com/

Can't believe I'm the first with this.

Damn. I'm not.

Chuck Close is not impressed, but has his wife give the boy a thumb's-up anyway.

He was one of the world's top portrait artists - and the only person in history to turn down the Met for a solo show, because they pissed him off - when a seizure turned him nearly quadriplegic.

After a year, his wife stuck a paintbrush in his mouth, and said, "Start painting again or GTFO. You're annoying as a victim." (Or words to that effect.)

He's back. He's awesome. He now paints with wrist-strapped paintbrushes, but originally had to do it by mouth. His post-accident works are the ones made of low-res grids - he paints small sectional canvases, that assistants assemble.


And he makes no bones about his luck, in having a reputation and a fortune to rely on for his comeback. That being said, his genius wasn't crippled, any more than Matisse's was when he was wheelchair-bound and nearly blind, or deaf Beethoven, or Dr. Hawking (although he no longer plays with the Washington Generals).