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A Gordie Howe hat trick is Gordie Howe remembering where he put his hat
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davidphogan
2012-02-02 09:41:28 PM
It's sad, but it's nice that he's finding a way to do something positive regarding it.
sno man
2012-02-02 09:48:16 PM
This is a very sad story, although not unexpected. When his wife passed away a few years ago (of the same thing), there were already signs...
NuttierThanEver
2012-02-02 10:12:04 PM
Even demented I bet Gordo could still kick your sorry ass
subby
2wolves
2012-02-02 10:21:21 PM
This HL gets the green?
Boo. Hiss.
9beers
2012-02-02 10:30:26 PM
He doesn't have dementia, he has mild cognitive impairment due to past injuries.
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unicron702
2012-02-02 10:30:48 PM
He's just trying to forget his awful romance with Ms. Krabappel.
TomD9938
2012-02-02 10:50:46 PM
I'd be thrilled if someone told me I'd live well into my eighties, taking four mile walks daily and coping well with mild cognitive issues and a 33 year pro-hockey career under my belt.
Thirty three years.
Techhell
2012-02-02 10:59:33 PM
Evil evil evil subby. I know I shouldn't be laughing, but damn you subby.
9beers
2012-02-02 11:09:40 PM
Gordie is at the Wings vs Nucks game and just got a standing ovation from the crowd.
mc_madness
2012-02-02 11:12:40 PM
He's 83. 83.
Time to turn Mr. Hockey into delicious Soylent Green...
Ishkur
2012-02-02 11:21:38 PM
Mr. Hockey can't die.
He is immortal, and he will live on inside each of us.
SpikeStrip
2012-02-02 11:31:40 PM
anyone got gordie howe's lifetime stats, maybe in cartoon card form?
lecavalier
2012-02-02 11:40:00 PM
Goddamn did I laugh at this headline.
+1000000000000000000000000000 for subby
davidphogan
2012-02-03 12:03:57 AM
TomD9938
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I'd be thrilled if someone told me I'd live well into my eighties, taking four mile walks daily and coping well with mild cognitive issues and a 33 year pro-hockey career under my belt.
Thirty three years.
Don't forget the millions of dollars he's raised for medical research.
Panty Sniffer
2012-02-03 12:17:03 AM
farking Gagner.
bhcompy
2012-02-03 12:22:59 AM
I have this in storage somewhere. Need to find it and hang that shiat up
Someothermonkey
2012-02-03 12:54:45 AM
How does Sam Gagner get eight points in a game?
9beers
2012-02-03 12:56:32 AM
Someothermonkey
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How does Sam Gagner get eight points in a game?
Because the Blackhawks are in the middle of their collapse.
detroitdoesntsuckthatbad
2012-02-03 01:04:45 AM
2wolves
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This HL gets the green?
Boo. Hiss.
I actually agree with 2wolves on something - the Mayans were right.
Mr. Hockey can still kick
Subby's
@ss
vegaswench
2012-02-03 01:10:36 AM
Someothermonkey
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How does Sam Gagner get eight points in a game?
He is just that good!
Okay, I can't type that with a straight face, but damn, that was a fun game to watch.
Red Shirt Blues
2012-02-03 01:12:09 AM
skinink
2012-02-03 01:19:38 AM
Nowadays Gordie loves when people remind him he was the greatest volleyball player who's ever lived.
boxiebrown
2012-02-03 02:32:37 AM
Mr. Hockey was at the Canucks - Detroit game tonight. He got a huge standing ovation and a salute from all the players. It was really great.
/end csb
ontariolightning
2012-02-03 03:16:10 AM
My grandpa hates Gordie
Al!
2012-02-03 06:19:40 AM
TomD9938
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I'd be thrilled if someone told me I'd live well into my eighties, taking four mile walks daily and coping well with mild cognitive issues and a 33 year pro-hockey career under my belt.
[i19.photobucket.com image 350x350]
Thirty three years.
I'm not entirely familiar with that particular image, but I am inclined to say GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL!
macadamnut
2012-02-03 08:41:42 AM
mild
dementia
/should be so lucky
2wolves
2012-02-03 09:51:33 AM
detroitdoesntsuckthatbad
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2wolves: This HL gets the green?
Boo. Hiss.
I actually agree with 2wolves on something - the Mayans were right.
Mr. Hockey can still kick Subby's @ss
It will be on my calendar forever.
cnocnanrionnag
2012-02-03 10:26:08 AM
GP G A PTS PIM
1979-80 Hartford Whalers NHL 80 15 26 41 42
Mr. Hockey achieved the above line in the NHL when he was 51 - 52 years old! (born in 1928)
Greatest ever!
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MugzyBrown
2012-02-03 10:40:31 AM
cnocnanrionnag
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Mr. Hockey achieved the above line in the NHL when he was 51 - 52 years old! (born in 1928)
Speaks more of the lack of athleticism in the NHL back then than the greatness of Howe.
bhcompy
2012-02-03 10:49:26 AM
MugzyBrown
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cnocnanrionnag: Mr. Hockey achieved the above line in the NHL when he was 51 - 52 years old! (born in 1928)
Speaks more of the lack of athleticism in the NHL back then than the greatness of Howe.
Not necessarily. Some people are freaks(Julio Franco, for instance, who is probably years older than his reported age). It's not like there aren't hockey players that are old. Teemu Selanne is still going at 41 and he's leading the Ducks in points this season
MugzyBrown
2012-02-03 10:54:58 AM
Not necessarily. Some people are freaks(Julio Franco, for instance, who is probably years older than his reported age). It's not like there aren't hockey players that are old. Teemu Selanne is still going at 41 and he's leading the Ducks in points this season
Have you seen hockey from that era? There's a reason Gretzky was able to blow away everbody's records. Gretzky was a special player, but made 5x's more special by being one of the few special athletes at that time.
There's a big difference between 51 and 41. And there's a big difference between being a pinch hitter and playing hockey.
cnocnanrionnag
2012-02-03 10:55:26 AM
MugzyBrown
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cnocnanrionnag: Mr. Hockey achieved the above line in the NHL when he was 51 - 52 years old! (born in 1928)
Speaks more of the lack of athleticism in the NHL back then than the greatness of Howe.
Yes, you're right. I mean look at all the other 51 year old players who were playing effectively in the NHL at the time, taking advantage of the watered-down talent pool of that era.
Wasn't Looking at his Neck
2012-02-03 11:01:02 AM
NuttierThanEver
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Even demented I bet Gordo could still kick your sorry ass subby
Do NOT call him Gordo...
Mr.Poops
2012-02-03 02:18:27 PM
Mild dementia at 83? Considering he played hockey for 30 years, he's lucky it's only MILD
Folderol
2012-02-03 02:35:28 PM
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