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John Boehner (R) claims providing co-pay free birth control to women is unconstitutional
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ArkAngel
2012-02-02 06:58:11 PM
No, he's saying that forcing Catholic employers that employ or service non-Catholics to offer a service that violates their beliefs is unconstitutional. And I agree with him. Would you force a Muslim-owned restaurant to serve alcohol or force a Jewish deli to serve ham and cheese on rye?
/don't agree with the Catholic stance on birth control
//neither does my Catholic girlfriend
///no, it doesn't matter anyway at the moment
AverageAmericanGuy
2012-02-02 07:27:01 PM
This is precisely why medical care should be socialized. The government would be completely free to dispense this kind of care or free and fully within the bounds of he Constitution.
thamike
2012-02-02 07:27:31 PM
ArkAngel
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No, he's saying that forcing Catholic employers that employ or service non-Catholics to offer a service that violates their beliefs is unconstitutional. And I agree with him. Would you force a Muslim-owned restaurant to serve alcohol or force a Jewish deli to serve ham and cheese on rye?
Read this out loud to yourself a few times. Nothing? Then read it to a random selection of strangers.
Wook
2012-02-02 07:29:09 PM
AverageAmericanGuy
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This is precisely why medical care should be socialized. The government would be completely free to dispense this kind of care or free and fully within the bounds of he Constitution.
I agree with you if I don't have to pay for it. And where is abortion mentioned in the constitution?
Spade
2012-02-02 07:29:16 PM
It also forces homosexual couples, who certainly don't need birth control, to pay for it as well.
You don't "need" birth control. It's an elective thing.
meat0918
2012-02-02 07:29:34 PM
ArkAngel
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No, he's saying that forcing Catholic employers that employ or service non-Catholics to offer a service that violates their beliefs is unconstitutional. And I agree with him. Would you force a Muslim-owned restaurant to serve alcohol or force a Jewish deli to serve ham and cheese on rye?
/don't agree with the Catholic stance on birth control
//neither does my Catholic girlfriend
///no, it doesn't matter anyway at the moment
They can choose not to offer the benefit then, just as any other employer can choose to offer or not offer the benefit.
While we are forcing people to have a health plan, last I checked, we are not forcing employers to purchase one for their employees.
rkiller1
2012-02-02 07:29:42 PM
I wonder what the overpaid folks at Susan G. Komen think of this?
silduk
2012-02-02 07:29:51 PM
We should raise the taxes on Vegans so we can provide co-pay free bacon to the masses.
Historyteller
2012-02-02 07:29:57 PM
If they have issues following employment regulations, maybe they should move to an all-volunteer work force.
Also,
ArkAngel's
analogy sucks. No one is asking them to replace communion wafers with Plan B.
Cajnik
2012-02-02 07:30:05 PM
I'm not sure how putting the cost on the private insurance companies is going to make health care more affordable for everyone
Yogimus
2012-02-02 07:30:13 PM
He is not incorrect. You may oppose his view point, but the stance he is taking is NOT incorrect.
thamike
2012-02-02 07:30:30 PM
Wook
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I agree with you if I don't have to pay for it.
And there you have it.
AverageAmericanGuy
2012-02-02 07:30:49 PM
Wook
:
AverageAmericanGuy: This is precisely why medical care should be socialized. The government would be completely free to dispense this kind of care or free and fully within the bounds of he Constitution.
I agree with you if I don't have to pay for it. And where is abortion mentioned in the constitution?
The Preamble. It lays out the reasons and goals of the rest of the document.
Tennozan
2012-02-02 07:31:13 PM
rkiller1
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I wonder what the overpaid folks at Susan G. Komen think of this?
Funding for posts by rkiller1 to be terminated.
BitwiseShift
2012-02-02 07:31:17 PM
ArkAngel
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No, he's saying that forcing
Catholic
White
employers that employ or service non-
Catholics
Whites
to offer a service that violates their
racist
beliefs is unconstitutional.
That's what this election will decide.
StubhyGraham
2012-02-02 07:31:25 PM
How hard is it to start a religion? I mean, could I go out there and start a religion based on doing a large amount of drugs and if anyone tries to arrest me, I can just claim religious persecution? Could I sell drugs and launder it through this religion and therefore make it tax-free?
bulldg4life
2012-02-02 07:31:35 PM
Viagra still a-ok
Spade
2012-02-02 07:31:41 PM
Also, why do only biatches get free stuff?
Do I get prostate cancer screenings co-pay free?
Seraphim_72
2012-02-02 07:31:47 PM
John, go ahead and have a good cry about it.
mrlewish
2012-02-02 07:32:28 PM
Wook
:
AverageAmericanGuy: This is precisely why medical care should be socialized. The government would be completely free to dispense this kind of care or free and fully within the bounds of he Constitution.
I agree with you if I don't have to pay for it. And where is abortion mentioned in the constitution?
Neither is health care. Guess you shouldn't get any?
TehNacho
2012-02-02 07:32:41 PM
AverageAmericanGuy
:
This is precisely why medical care should be socialized. The government would be completely free to dispense this kind of care or free and fully within the bounds of he Constitution.
Look, between you and me, I am all for people having easy access to inexpensive or free healthcare- but I am not convinced that we can rely on the government to do it any better than the private sector- not that the private sector is really great at providing it either.
Yogimus
2012-02-02 07:32:45 PM
Spade
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Also, why do only biatches get free stuff?
Do I get prostate cancer screenings co-pay free?
Better yet, how come I don't get to decide if she keeps the baby? After all, I have to pay for it. Can I opt out of childcare payments?
TravisBickle62
2012-02-02 07:33:24 PM
I am in favor of sluts using birth control
bulldg4life
2012-02-02 07:33:32 PM
Spade
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Do I get prostate cancer screenings co-pay free?
Planned Parenthood provides free prostate screenings. I mean, assuming the GOP hadn't cut off their funding and put them under investigation.
thamike
2012-02-02 07:34:01 PM
Spade
:
Also, why do only biatches get free stuff?
Do I get prostate cancer screenings co-pay free?
If you can afford headshots and have an unscrupulous manager.
rudemix
2012-02-02 07:34:25 PM
I am at the point where I want the warfare to be open and violent. No more couching it behind christian morals vs immoral ideals or progressive living vs fundy dogma. No side is going to change the other's mind and the vitriol and stagnation coming from endless pointless wars of words is choking us all off. Let's farking throw down and get a clear cut winner. It'll be refreshing to finally just start punching/destroying these assholes like Boner before they destroy me.
fark you fundys and dogmatic religionists. Act like your savior asked you to act now and again.
bulldg4life
2012-02-02 07:34:39 PM
TehNacho
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but I am not convinced that we can rely on the government to do it any better than the private sector
Have you seen the cost and inefficiency of the American health care system?
The rest of the industrialized world has some form of government provided minimum care in the form of universal coverage. Do you believe they ALL do it because socialism?
The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves
2012-02-02 07:34:49 PM
Breast enlargements? Covered!
Breast reductions? Not Covered!
david_gaithersburg
2012-02-02 07:35:26 PM
Subby should RTFA.
rkiller1
2012-02-02 07:35:28 PM
The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves
:
Breast enlargements? Covered!
Breast reductions? Not Covered!
There is a God!
Ken at Popehat
2012-02-02 07:35:30 PM
StubhyGraham
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How hard is it to start a religion? I mean, could I go out there and start a religion based on doing a large amount of drugs and if anyone tries to arrest me, I can just claim religious persecution? Could I sell drugs and launder it through this religion and therefore make it tax-free?
This joke was funnier before
1990.
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Spade
2012-02-02 07:35:42 PM
Yogimus
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Spade: Also, why do only biatches get free stuff?
Do I get prostate cancer screenings co-pay free?
Better yet, how come I don't get to decide if she keeps the baby? After all, I have to pay for it. Can I opt out of childcare payments?
This too. A woman can just opt out of having the kid without any input from the guy.
Or decide to keep it. We deserve input in this if we have to pay for it.
alklloyd
2012-02-02 07:35:45 PM
More of Boner's special brand of "dickitry". Unsurprising.
NIXON YOU DOLT!!!!!
2012-02-02 07:35:55 PM
StubhyGraham
:
How hard is it to start a religion? I mean, could I go out there and start a religion based on doing a large amount of drugs and if anyone tries to arrest me, I can just claim religious persecution? Could I sell drugs and launder it through this religion and therefore make it tax-free?
Someone has never been on a native american vision quest I see.....
ProfessorOhki
2012-02-02 07:36:09 PM
Spade
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It also forces homosexual couples, who certainly don't need birth control, to pay for it as well.
You don't "need" birth control. It's an elective thing.
That falls into the same category of "I don't have kids, so why do my taxes go towards schools!" Having fewer unwanted kids floating around in society is generally beneficial to society as a whole. Less poverty, less crime, etc.
thamike
2012-02-02 07:37:04 PM
david_gaithersburg
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Subby should RTFA.
What's the article say?
/not subby
vernonFL
2012-02-02 07:37:17 PM
The Founding Fathers didnt support women voting, much less getting subsidized birth control.
ArkAngel
2012-02-02 07:37:45 PM
meat0918
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ArkAngel: No, he's saying that forcing Catholic employers that employ or service non-Catholics to offer a service that violates their beliefs is unconstitutional. And I agree with him. Would you force a Muslim-owned restaurant to serve alcohol or force a Jewish deli to serve ham and cheese on rye?
/don't agree with the Catholic stance on birth control
//neither does my Catholic girlfriend
///no, it doesn't matter anyway at the moment
They can choose not to offer the benefit then, just as any other employer can choose to offer or not offer the benefit.
While we are forcing people to have a health plan, last I checked, we are not forcing employers to purchase one for their employees.
So the people who are hurt are the people who work for Catholic institutions who will no longer have a health plan. Nice law.
fusillade762
2012-02-02 07:37:48 PM
The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves
:
Breast enlargements? Covered!
Breast reductions? Not Covered!
Boehner pills? Covered!
File photo of John Boehner:
GhostFish
2012-02-02 07:37:58 PM
If the employees elect to use birth control, that seems like a problem between them and the employers.
Employees contribute to generating money for the company. Some of that money goes towards paying for the employee's health insurance. Why the fark shouldn't the employee have the option if they want it?
Spade
2012-02-02 07:38:01 PM
ProfessorOhki
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Spade: It also forces homosexual couples, who certainly don't need birth control, to pay for it as well.
You don't "need" birth control. It's an elective thing.
That falls into the same category of "I don't have kids, so why do my taxes go towards schools!" Having fewer unwanted kids floating around in society is generally beneficial to society as a whole. Less poverty, less crime, etc.
Abortions are probably cheaper. And you know they are just going to "forget" to take it.
Ken at Popehat
2012-02-02 07:38:15 PM
Query, seen elsewhere: if the feds can order that insurers MUST cover birth control, can the feds order that insurers MAY NOT cover birth control?
Splinshints
2012-02-02 07:38:49 PM
Spade
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You don't "need" birth control. It's an elective thing.
You have no idea what you're talking about.
Not that I'm exactly surprised to find that someone defending your standard-issue republican derp-spew is completely ignorant of the subject at hand.
rkiller1
2012-02-02 07:38:49 PM
ProfessorOhki
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Spade: It also forces homosexual couples, who certainly don't need birth control, to pay for it as well. You don't "need" birth control. It's an elective thing.
That falls into the same category of "I don't have kids, so why do my taxes go towards schools!" Having fewer unwanted kids floating around in society is generally beneficial to society as a whole. Less poverty, less crime, etc.
All true plus this
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kieran57
2012-02-02 07:39:53 PM
ArkAngel
:
No, he's saying that forcing Catholic employers that employ or service non-Catholics to offer a service that violates their beliefs is unconstitutional. And I agree with him. Would you force a Muslim-owned restaurant to serve alcohol or force a Jewish deli to serve ham and cheese on rye?
/don't agree with the Catholic stance on birth control
//neither does my Catholic girlfriend
///no, it doesn't matter anyway at the moment
1) Health Care isn't optional. Your choice of dinner establishment is.
2) Nothing says that the employees have to use the birth control when offered.
3) Does this extend to everything that a religious organization does?
3)The first amendment states that the government will not prefer or oppress any particular religion or any particular set of beliefs. I would argue that giving a carve out because SOME religions oppose birth control is, in fact, preferring one set of beliefs. The government should make as many decisions it can without any concern for religion. Trying to appease the thousands of different belief systems is impossible.
4)Why should the Catholic Church be allowed to practically deny a safe and legal to its employees? If they want that much control, they should stick to being a religion, and not a multinational non-profit enterprise.
TehNacho
2012-02-02 07:40:22 PM
bulldg4life
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TehNacho: but I am not convinced that we can rely on the government to do it any better than the private sector
Have you seen the cost and inefficiency of the American health care system?
The rest of the industrialized world has some form of government provided minimum care in the form of universal coverage. Do you believe they ALL do it because socialism?
Do you believe that systems that work in other places with differently set up governments, population densities, overall population numbers, tax schemes, etc., would work perfectly here?
At minimum, you have to realize that we have some real farksticks working for our government- have you talked to a veteran about their healthcare recently? Have you seen the condition some of our infastructure is in? Have you ever heard of the TSA?
Socialism or not, THESE people are not the people to put in charge of your healthcare any more than the current group of clowns that are. At least when you have to sue the current group of clowns, you are not taking on the government, you are usually taking on a private corporation that is beholden to shareholders and public relations face keeping.
Also, you are not going to convince me that I am wrong by accusing me of wanting the government out of healthcare because that's communist durrrrr. That's not the case at all. They have consistently proven themselves not only incompetent, but they also get to make the rules and enjoy the liberty to screw around with people- why give them even more power to do so?
meat0918
2012-02-02 07:40:27 PM
Ken at Popehat
:
Query, seen elsewhere: if the feds can order that insurers MUST cover birth control, can the feds order that insurers MAY NOT cover birth control?
Yes.
bulldg4life
2012-02-02 07:40:43 PM
I'm glad that the GOP is a-ok with employers coming between a person and their doctor. As long as it isn't the government, they don't give a good god damn who controls someone.
shadow9d9
2012-02-02 07:40:57 PM
TehNacho
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AverageAmericanGuy: This is precisely why medical care should be socialized. The government would be completely free to dispense this kind of care or free and fully within the bounds of he Constitution.
Look, between you and me, I am all for people having easy access to inexpensive or free healthcare- but I am not convinced that we can rely on the government to do it any better than the private sector- not that the private sector is really great at providing it either.
EVERY other first world country does it and you are unconvinced? What would convince you?
johnnyrocket
2012-02-02 07:41:24 PM
I believe there is nothing in the Constitution about crying.
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