AWESOME!!!

Nadie_AZ: subs, that is the only line in the whole article relating to this. Poor form!

They omitted O'Connor's next line, which was "try the veal."

Thankfully, conventional wisdom tells us that Republicans are always the Party of Faith and Values, so it doesn't matter if their candidates are actually religious. Just like 2008, the Republican candidate will have no real religious credentials but will be given a free pass in the media. Mr. Obama, on the other hand, will once again be forced to trot out his faith and devotion to Jesus and use his 'preacher voice' over and over again, though the rumors of his secret devotion to Islam will be a constant undercurrent.

Sandy...ripping off a stinger...and she didn't even have to mine the blue vein.

[ ] Told [ ] Told Hard [X] Knights of the Told Republic

she's fun at parties.

SilentStrider: One of the benefits of listening to Mister Tony, I'd already heard about this.

"I'm on your side! I pay my 35%!" #FreeMrTony

That's Retired Supreme Court Justice O'Connor chosen by Holy St. Reagan Himself, subby.

That's what I immediately thought of when Newt's ex-wife talked about him wanting an 'open marriage'. Polygamy by a non-practicing Moron.

As a practicing polygamist, I resent being lumped in with that piece of shiat Gingrich.
I do it honestly.

When told of the zinger, Newt immediately replied, "Ma'am, if I was your husband, I'd drink it." And then Mitt Romney led the crowd to a rousing rendition of America the Beautiful.

JudgeSmails: she's fun at parties.

So is Judge Ginsburg. She gave permission for her federal marshal detail to throw the groom's father of a wedding she was officiating into a lake - although it was with the caveat that she needed to be far away when it actually happened.

/the grooms father was pissed he had to pay for her security detail

I feel like I'm the only one who doesn't care if you're currently farking 6 women, 2 men, and a horse, as long as you can run a nation.

I do however have a problem with candidates who hate women (which is every single Republican).

Hey.....look who lightened up!

....errr.....or loosened up. Whichever.

Wait, why on Earth isn't that old broad writing material for Jon Stewart?

0Icky0: As a practicing polygamist, I resent being lumped in with that piece of shiat Gingrich.
I do it honestly.

Does it really take a lot of practice?

Harry_Seldon: Does it really take a lot of practice?

No, I've pretty much got my technique down and everything. But it's still fun. Unlike monogamy.

cptjeff: I only have a problem with it if you run on how morally great you are. If you're Bill Clinton or Anthony Weiner, whatever. Have a freaky sex life. That's between you and your wife, you didn't run on being a shining moral example.

Why not? You're saying that people with good sex lives can't be moral?

fenianfark, that made me chortle.

Jim_Callahan: cptjeff: I only have a problem with it if you run on how morally great you are. If you're Bill Clinton or Anthony Weiner, whatever. Have a freaky sex life. That's between you and your wife, you didn't run on being a shining moral example.

Why not? You're saying that people with good sex lives can't be moral?

Enjoying sex is a sin

off limits to reporters

The people who run the country seem to prefer this condition whenever they get together.

0Icky0: Harry_Seldon: Does it really take a lot of practice?

No, I've pretty much got my technique down and everything. But it's still fun. Unlike monogamy.

Geeze, I start dating two women a month ago and suddenly I'm seeing my people everywhere. Well, amory vs gamy, but the overarching concept is the same.

Anyway, I'm thrilled with the general outcry in the poly community against Newt Gingrich's cheating and his bullshiat attempt to cover it up with retroactive permission.

Falcc: Anyway, I'm thrilled with the general outcry in the poly community against Newt Gingrich's cheating and his bullshiat attempt to cover it up with retroactive permission.

Me too. I hope people can see the difference.

Would love to have a wife along with the husband, but it would take a very special woman, so I won't be disappointed if it doesn't happen. But that's a lot different than the "you're sick and ugly so can I go fark this hotter, younger chick?" psychopathy that Gingrich is capable of.

Jim_Callahan:

Why not? You're saying that people with good sex lives can't be moral?

I think he meant "Moral" and not "moral."

Nobodyn0se: Jim_Callahan:

Why not? You're saying that people with good sex lives can't be moral?

I think he meant "Moral" and not "moral."

I know what he was trying to say was that Newt's an ass because he specifically cites Protestant sexual mores as the reason he supports certain legislation (anti-gay, anti-abortion) but doesn't actually obey them himself. It's just that the way he said it sort of implicitly assumed that sexual behavior should actually be a major part of what is considered moral, which I think most of us would disagree with and many of us actively object to.

So I poked him about it. Forget it, Jack, it's the internet.

Jim_Callahan: Nobodyn0se: Jim_Callahan:

Why not? You're saying that people with good sex lives can't be moral?

I think he meant "Moral" and not "moral."

I know what he was trying to say was that Newt's an ass because he specifically cites Protestant sexual mores as the reason he supports certain legislation (anti-gay, anti-abortion) but doesn't actually obey them himself. It's just that the way he said it sort of implicitly assumed that sexual behavior should actually be a major part of what is considered moral, which I think most of us would disagree with and many of us actively object to.

So I poked him about it. Forget it, Jack, it's the internet.

MY NAME IS KEVIN, NOT JACK.

/And I'm drunk.

Gingrich has no problem with multiple partners, but has tons of problems with single mothers.