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(USA Today) Followup Susan G. Komen foundation says the whole Planned Parenthood thing is a just a silly misunderstanding and to please not stop sending them money and don't boycott their sponsors   (content.usatoday.com) divider line 201
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2012-02-02 05:52:23 PM
SGK has really thrown the baby out with the bathwater on this one.
 
2012-02-02 05:56:11 PM
This is what happens, Larry.

Do you see what happens, Larry?

This is what happens.
 
2012-02-02 05:57:16 PM
So you're gonna take money away from people who were proven their methods save lives.

Bite me douchebags.

/Mother's a breast cancer survivor though they caught the cancer early
//Don't care about choice, if they are proven to save lives, leave them alone
 
2012-02-02 05:57:22 PM
Aw, the little kingmaker suddenly isn't popular anymore. The poor princess of evil
 
2012-02-02 05:57:36 PM
Dear SGK,

Fark you.
 
2012-02-02 06:02:31 PM
In before the derp defenders are Komen
 
2012-02-02 06:04:41 PM
Please, everyone knows the best birth control is a fake name
 
2012-02-02 06:05:13 PM
FTFA: Brinker told reporters in a conference call that donations to Komen are up 100% in the past two days.

Donations to Komen? Really? My guess is Planned Parenthood donations are up by quite a few % right now.
 
2012-02-02 06:06:43 PM
Liberal evil atheist science cures cancer? Who knew?!
 
2012-02-02 06:10:03 PM
Is it just me or damn are the admins extremely pro-Democrat on their greenies today?
 
2012-02-02 06:10:25 PM
Also:
i.usatoday.net

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-02-02 06:12:53 PM
If planned parenthood was smart, they would split into an abortion services provider/pregnancy counselor/whatever euphemism group and an everything else they do group. Right now they are a huge political hot potato for large charities to handle. I, too, think its weak, but you can't fund cancer research with goodwill.
 
2012-02-02 06:13:43 PM
cman: Is it just me or damn are the admins extremely pro-Democrat on their greenies today?

Welcome to fark
 
2012-02-02 06:14:01 PM
cman: Is it just me or damn are the admins extremely pro-Democrat on their greenies today?

What do you mean, we had two trump threads, and we all know Trump is the leader of Republican Party.
 
2012-02-02 06:14:55 PM
WTF Indeed: cman: Is it just me or damn are the admins extremely pro-Democrat on their greenies today?

What do you mean, we had two trump threads, and we all know Trump is the leader of Republican Party.


the intellectual leader, I'd argue. using the term very loosely.
 
2012-02-02 06:14:58 PM
cman: Is it just me or damn are the admins extremely pro-Democrat on their greenies today?

Pulling the planned parenthood was not politically motivated (according to Komen's CEO).
Your argument is invalid.
 
2012-02-02 06:15:53 PM
ParallelUniverseParking: cman: Is it just me or damn are the admins extremely pro-Democrat on their greenies today?

Pulling the planned parenthood was not politically motivated (according to Komen's CEO).
Your argument is invalid.


We all know that it was. sGK is full of bullshiat
 
2012-02-02 06:17:00 PM
mysticcat: If planned parenthood was smart, they would split into an abortion services provider/pregnancy counselor/whatever euphemism group and an everything else they do group. Right now they are a huge political hot potato for large charities to handle. I, too, think its weak, but you can't fund cancer research with goodwill.

Alternatively, they could just continue to rigorously keep separate their abortion services and everything-else services. I don't think that's all that unreasonable, and I don't think fully-matured adults have any trouble recognizing it.
 
2012-02-02 06:17:18 PM
Can we please stop making abortion an issue in this country? It's farking legal because the Supreme Court said so, and it's never going away. How many farking Supreme Court decisions get overturned? I swear to god I'd vote for anyone who got asked an abortion question and said "non-issue, next question."
 
2012-02-02 06:20:10 PM
imapirate: Can we please stop making abortion an issue in this country? It's farking legal because the Supreme Court said so, and it's never going away. How many farking Supreme Court decisions get overturned? I swear to god I'd vote for anyone who got asked an abortion question and said "non-issue, next question."

We need to codify it into law. Much like we need to codify Corporate personhood into law.... and then arrest that bastard Goldman Sachs and throw his ass in prison- after we confiscate his money and property.
 
2012-02-02 06:20:47 PM
CapnBlues: This is what happens, Larry.

Do you see what happens, Larry?

This is what happens.


finding a stranger (or even someone you know) in the alps is a very effective method of birth control
 
2012-02-02 06:21:46 PM
Dead for Tax Reasons: CapnBlues: This is what happens, Larry.

Do you see what happens, Larry?

This is what happens.

finding a stranger (or even someone you know) in the alps is a very effective method of birth control


have you ever heard of a place called Vietnam, Larry? :)
 
2012-02-02 06:26:48 PM
See, this is just turning into a lose-lose for SGK. Within a day of their announcement to remove funding for Planned Parenthood, Planned Parenthood raised more than the amount they lost for the next year. Michael Bloomberg donated $250,000 from his own pocket, along with two other really large donors.
 
2012-02-02 06:31:57 PM
RexTalionis: See, this is just turning into a lose-lose for SGK. Within a day of their announcement to remove funding for Planned Parenthood, Planned Parenthood raised more than the amount they lost for the next year. Michael Bloomberg donated $250,000 from his own pocket, along with two other really large donors.

I can only hope Planned Parenthood becomes bigger and stronger after this. We need groups like them.
 
2012-02-02 06:36:47 PM
ParallelUniverseParking: FTFA: Brinker told reporters in a conference call that donations to Komen are up 100% in the past two days.

Donations to Komen? Really? My guess is Planned Parenthood donations are up by quite a few % right now.


PP yesterday got about $650k (nearly what they wont get from the Kormen) I suspect they will do that today too.
there was a link in the other thread, but I'm not going back there...
 
2012-02-02 06:47:24 PM
"We hope that any investigation prohibiting Planned Parenthood from receiving Komen grants is promptly resolved."

This right here is basically a lie. Planned Parenthood is under investigation because of a strongly anti-choice anti-woman congressman. Shortly after that SGK happened to make a new internal rule that prevents them from giving to organizations under investigation. These two things aren't an unfortunate coincidence. It's a move from the anti-choice side to attempt to defund Planned Parenthood and attempt to place the blame elsewhere. The individual that made that comment may have meant it, but it's not the investigation that's preventing the grants, it's the anti-choice sentiments present in the SGK itself.
 
2012-02-02 06:49:10 PM
SGK eats up 77% of all the donations it takes in for salaries and "overhead". Your dollars are better spent on real charities.
 
2012-02-02 06:51:59 PM
I kinda don't want to buy anything that has to do with Sandra G Komen at all. Probably because PROSTATE CANCER KILLS MORE THAN BOOBIE CANCER!

But yeah, I have no idea what the motivations are, just that everyone is pissed at SGK now.
 
2012-02-02 06:53:41 PM
Marcus Aurelius: SGK eats up 77% of all the donations it takes in for salaries and "overhead". Your dollars are better spent on real charities.

And that right there is the key...
If you want your money to actually help, do some homework, and donate way closer to the people actually doing the research. As in the people doing the work, not some shiny foundation...
 
2012-02-02 07:01:46 PM
Heartless ...

cdn.theatlanticwire.com
 
2012-02-02 07:09:35 PM
Too late b*t ch, you're going down! Stick those pink ribbons in your twat!
 
2012-02-02 07:10:43 PM
Brinker told reporters in a conference call that donations to Komen are up 100% in the past two days.

So if donations are up why is she trying to spin this, shouldn't she be playing it up so that her new BFF's keep the money flowing in, you know to piss off the libs.
If she keeps talking about how they are still financing some planned parenthood locations she runs the risk of pissing of the Righties.

Oh I get it she is stupid, or afraid.
 
2012-02-02 07:11:31 PM
This has been a scummy organization for a long time. Check out their 990s.
 
2012-02-02 07:16:47 PM
mysticcat: If planned parenthood was smart, they would split into an abortion services provider/pregnancy counselor/whatever euphemism group and an everything else they do group. Right now they are a huge political hot potato for large charities to handle. I, too, think its weak, but you can't fund cancer research with goodwill.

If they did break off abortion services they right would continue to attack them for providing birth control, if they don't provide birth control would they really be PLANNED PARENTHOOD?

You sound concerned.

Oh and Planned Parenthood providing abortions, from their website Available from many Planned Parenthood health centers Link (new window) Many does not equal all and doesn't even equal most.
 
2012-02-02 07:18:32 PM
imapirate: Can we please stop making abortion an issue in this country? It's farking legal because the Supreme Court said so, and it's never going away.

It's all about the fundraising now. Both sides of the issue need to churn up some drama to keep the coffers full. Some time late this summer we'll start hearing the EVERYBODY PANIC message from abortion-rights groups, in tandem with the opposite line of bullshiat from anti-abortion groups about the Human Life Amendment being thisclose to passing if only people of faith cough up the money.
 
2012-02-02 07:20:31 PM
antidisestablishmentarianism: I kinda don't want to buy anything that has to do with Sandra G Komen at all. Probably because PROSTATE CANCER KILLS MORE THAN BOOBIE CANCER!

But yeah, I have no idea what the motivations are, just that everyone is pissed at SGK now.


Prostates aren't as sexy as boobies.
 
2012-02-02 07:25:33 PM
Aannnd, Oops! Here's your epic retweet:

cdn.front.moveon.org

/Karen Handel, a former GOP candidate who ran on a pro-life platform, shows her true colors.
She just happens to be Susan G. Komen's Vice President of Public Policy now.
 
2012-02-02 07:26:17 PM
spongeboob: Prostates aren't as sexy as boobies.

Speak for yourself.

/Teh sexay prostates...
 
2012-02-02 07:36:02 PM
spongeboob: antidisestablishmentarianism: I kinda don't want to buy anything that has to do with Sandra G Komen at all. Probably because PROSTATE CANCER KILLS MORE THAN BOOBIE CANCER!

But yeah, I have no idea what the motivations are, just that everyone is pissed at SGK now.

Prostates aren't as sexy as boobies.


Tell that to San Fransiscans.
 
2012-02-02 07:38:30 PM
The Onanist: spongeboob: Prostates aren't as sexy as boobies.

Speak for yourself.

/Teh sexay prostates...


Well there is no prostates tag on Fark.

Whatever floats your boat is fine by me as long as everybody agrees to it and is cool about it.
/by the way cute dog in your profile
 
2012-02-02 07:39:50 PM
imapirate: Can we please stop making abortion an issue in this country? It's farking legal because the Supreme Court said so, and it's never going away. How many farking Supreme Court decisions get overturned? I swear to god I'd vote for anyone who got asked an abortion question and said "non-issue, next question."

Was going to write something along these lines but i think you nailed it. Farking move on already.

Gulper Eel:It's all about the fundraising now. Both sides of the issue need to churn up some drama to keep the coffers full. Some time late this summer we'll start hearing the EVERYBODY PANIC message from abortion-rights groups, in tandem with the opposite line of bullshiat from anti-abortion groups about the Human Life Amendment being thisclose to passing if only people of faith cough up the money.

This was my first thought. It's always about money.
 
2012-02-02 08:21:07 PM
Hahahaha. No, you pissed off a VERY large part of your base. Until you announce a full restore of funding across the board in the future, you're not even getting close to calling off the anger. This won't save you. Besides, since you also pulled all funding from anyone who uses stem cells for anything, even though Komen money doesn't go to the actual research, the argument that this isn't political is absolute bullshiat. Komen turned hard Republican, and has pissed off a very large number of people.
 
2012-02-02 08:26:01 PM
scottydoesntknow: SGK has really thrown the baby out with the bathwater on this one.

yup

OPEN LETTER TO THE coontS AT SGK:
tell you what we are going to do, we are going to cut out the middle men/biatches.
we are going to give our money directly to PP and you can all go to HELL.

but dont worry, you probably misunderstood me.
plus

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
 
2012-02-02 08:38:12 PM
cman: Is it just me or damn are the admins extremely pro-Democrat on their greenies today?

There's nothing inherently pro-Democrat about being pissed at SGK. Just as there's nothing inherently pro-Democrat in supporting Planned Parenthood, the muttering of the GOP not withstanding.
 
2012-02-02 08:49:46 PM
 
2012-02-02 09:05:44 PM
1. Komen will never get one penny from me ever again. Ms. Komen's last wish was for her sister to help find a cure for cancer, not to get rich and fill Republican coffers while denying help to those who do the hard work - as well as suing any other foundation who dares to use the word CURE.

2. You can do your part by donating - even the smallest amount - in the name of Susan G. Komen, and using the Komen Foundation's address (can't post it here, it's on their website) as the address to sent the thank you card to. They always send cards when someone makes a donation, make it work for us!

This way, the Komen Foundation be FLOODED with cards showing that we all donated to Planned Parenthood, and they'll see just how much they've lost by being conservative dipshiats. And pass this on to your friends and family - make it go viral. Swamp them.
 
2012-02-02 09:08:35 PM
I'm sorry - I left out a part - 2. You can do your part by donating to Planned Parenthood - even in the smallest amount.
 
2012-02-02 09:14:06 PM
darkhorse23: 1. Komen will never get one penny from me ever again. Ms. Komen's last wish was for her sister to help find a cure for cancer, not to get rich and fill Republican coffers while denying help to those who do the hard work - as well as suing any other foundation who dares to use the word CURE.

2. You can do your part by donating - even the smallest amount - in the name of Susan G. Komen, and using the Komen Foundation's address (can't post it here, it's on their website) as the address to sent the thank you card to. They always send cards when someone makes a donation, make it work for us!

This way, the Komen Foundation be FLOODED with cards showing that we all donated to Planned Parenthood, and they'll see just how much they've lost by being conservative dipshiats. And pass this on to your friends and family - make it go viral. Swamp them.


I love this.
 
2012-02-02 09:45:21 PM
The Onanist: Aannnd, Oops! Here's your epic retweet:

[cdn.front.moveon.org image 500x383]

/Karen Handel, a former GOP candidate who ran on a pro-life platform, shows her true colors.
She just happens to be Susan G. Komen's Vice President of Public Policy now.


You think as a former politician, she would at least have basic PR skills.

She's a stupid twat and I hope SGK throws her out on her ass!
 
2012-02-02 09:46:05 PM
ParallelUniverseParking: FTFA: Brinker told reporters in a conference call that donations to Komen are up 100% in the past two days.

Donations to Komen? Really? My guess is Planned Parenthood donations are up by quite a few % right now.


I'm not surprised by this at all - this is a decision that short-term will increase donations, as all the pro-life groups rush to donate over the next couple days.

The question is whether, long-term, a women's health charity will survive if a significant portion of women refuse to help organize events / fundraise for them. Appealing to an extremely vocal minority is a good way to do something that requires a minority of excited people (i.e., a primary race), but a terrible way to do something that requires participation by a wide swath of society (i.e., a national large charity).
 
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