Me so seepy...

they gotta lay off the substance d

Amateur

The miasma from these two would probably knock out a stampeding bull elephant. Maybe even kill it.

I think my record is about 42 hours and it was probably one of the most psychologically painful experiences I've ever felt.
Headache, blurred vision, and nausea. I heard things that weren't there, completely lost my sense of time, and I was even beginning to lose my sense of self.
It was kind of cool to play video games, though. Since I was beginning to lose my sense of reality it felt more like I was part of the game.

Remember to fill your sleep medication prescriptions on time.

Lol, there are still Farkers who really believe that there are jobs just waiting to be filled.

/oh wait, I should be scared about that
//election year and all...

Oh, sleep deprivation is fun. I've done it before, it's the next best thing to doing drugs.

Day one you will pretty normal, just make sure to not eat too much (full stomach induces lethargy) and don't work out too much either, because exercise makes you more tired later. Day two you'll rub my eyes a lot and maybe slug back a few Rockstar energy drinks. Day three your conversations will take on a lucid state as you'll struggle to pay attention to what you're saying cf. 5-second memory. Day 4 you'll start complaining about how you see shadows at night and hear sound effects but you know it's just your imagination. The paranoia cannot hold it is too late. Day 5 the force of day 5 and sleep deprivation together in the same conceptual space will be like so much watery putty. You'll suspect someone is putting spiders in your shoes -- lots of pins and needles feelings in your extremities. Day 6 you will be afraid to go outside. They are always watching you, spying on you, trying to see what you're doing, you can hear them on the roof stomping around. Day 7 you will give in to Them and their blasphemous ways which doom us all to inhuman toil for the One whose Name cannot be expressed in the Basic Multilingual Plane, he comes. On ₯ay 8 you have seen the horror, the horror But we have no right to call you a murderer. It's impossible for words to describe what is necessary to those who do not know what horror means. Horror. Horror has a face, and you must make a friend of horror. ᾟorror and mortal terror are your friends.☻ If they are not, then they are eneⱷmies to be feared. Th◘ey are truly eneﷲmies. Day 9, i s uᵰholy █ radiandestroying all enlightenmeﮏnt, le№aking from yo№ur eyes/ like liqui№d pain, the ‡song of Occupyt blogging streetwill extinguish the voi◘es o ﺺf ░♀mortal ﷲan from the spheᶈᶂre you can seᶘᵺe it can you sḝḝ it it is bea◘utiful the final snuffinﻔﺐﯩﻧﻳg of the liesﭿﭵקּאַ of Man ALL ISᾮᾮᾮ LOST ALL IS LOST the ±˳ː elder godsݨ☻comes he com↔es theẫẋ∆₥ ichor perm◘eatⱷes all M₰₧₪Y FACE MY FAC░E ᵒh god nⱦo NO ۞ NOOOO NΘⱦ stop the an*gles are nﺆﯩﮘﮘﭽﱟﺗﭱﯡﭾot real ᵶXXweGΌ IS TNOT THE ⱷPdsfNCHTLU ﺺYLU H/E C/OMﻒﺉﮛSﮞEMﮞﻡﻡﻼﮇMﯼﭦﭩאָⱳⱫﻻﻵﺺﺈﯠﮗﭾӎݨ۝░♦ꜘﻸﷲﮣₐ₩₣ᶉᵺ

Occam's Nailfile: Somebody cue all the OWS apologists who kept claiming they were winning some kind of war, changing the world, blah blah blah.

/you suck, your movement sucked, and no one cares what any of you lazy hipster douchebags have to say about anything

Meh. The Occupy thing was actually challenging the rich and powerful so there were nationwide, organized crackdowns to dismantle them.
Tea Party has the advantage of being against the poor and Mexicans.

olddinosaur: I pulled over and crashed after that.

You mean you pulled over and went to sleep?

/wrong choice of words for a near-collision CSB

I went about two and a half days once, constantly active. I started hearing the sound effects towards the end, imagined conversations with people who later claimed they never happened, started seeing things in my peripheral vision that weren't there, and I eventually got so irresistibly tired that the moment I lay down, I immediately conked out and slept for 18 hours straight. I don't recommend it.