To be fair, doesn't every guy want Brad Pitt to play them in a movie?

Except me, I want Corey Feldman to play me, and I would play the role of Corey Feldman.

Car_Ramrod: To be fair, doesn't every guy want Brad Pitt to play them in a movie?

Except me, I want Corey Feldman to play me, and I would play the role of Corey Feldman.

OK - I admit it - that would be a cool movie.

Why don't they consider Dolph Lundgren. Clearly we aren't looking for realism so hey why not? We can even get the two faced nature of Newt Down with a bit of work.

Car_Ramrod: To be fair, doesn't every guy want Brad Pitt to play them in a movie?

Except me, I want Corey Feldman to play me, and I would play the role of Corey Feldman.

No I rally don't like Pitt. He's been good in a few movies but I just don't like him.

//Ocean's movies nailed him for life.

Car_Ramrod: To be fair, doesn't every guy want Brad Pitt to play them in a movie?

Except me, I want Corey Feldman to play me, and I would play the role of Corey Feldman.

came in here to say this.

//would prefer christian bale

Dark Side of the Sun, yes Newt.

In his defense, Brad does a great job of eating food in all his scenes. So you know, if the story's about how he got fat..


/ I got nothing..

Whats scary is theres actually a British actor that bears a striking resemblence.



Not that I'd ever want him to waste his time.

Apos: Phillip Seymour Hoffmanas Batshiat Gingrich in the 2016 political thriller High Fidelity Capitol. That is all.

Is that the one where a very hip Newt wanders around America seeking the presidency while making top 10 lists about topics like best speeches, best assassinations within the larger structure of his top 5 political failures?

/Congratulations Mitt, you made the top 5

It will be an Oscar worthy scene when they film Pitt in the hospital, telling his sick wife that he is dumping her for someone more healthy.

Seems like he has a healthy kinky role playing sex life with his wife.
/CALL ME BRAD PITT!!!!!

You people are farking insane. It was obviously a joke....kinda like the lefty party. But yall aren't laughing at that...so...meh

Gestankfaust: You people are farking insane. It was obviously a joke....kinda like the lefty party. But yall aren't laughing at that...so...meh

Like his moon base by the end of his second term was a joke?

Pretty obviously a joke, but yes he's nutso.

FTFA the actual quote: "No, I don't look like him at all," Gingrich said. "He's thinner, he's better looking, he's younger."

"But you asked me if I could have anyone who could play me in a movie," Gingrich mused, "why not go for Brad Pitt?"

I like Newt Gingrich just as much as anyone else (which is not much at all), but there is nothing wrong with this statement. I too would like to have Brad Pitt play me in a movie, and it would be a truly excellent pickup line too.

"Have you seen X yet? No? Did you know that Brad Pitt is me in that movie?"

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Yes

This hurts me a little.

I vote the shiat monster from Dogma plays Newt. That's what I see every time I look at him.

"The liberal media is attacking me again by using my words out of context. I said I should be played by Brad WHIT... ford."

/Newt drinks his own pee

I have had pretty much the same idea. Although, I would want Terry Crews (President Camacho in Idiocracy) to play me.

/no, looks nothing like me.

Newt has to be played by Charles Durning (think 'dance a little side step' in Best Little Whore House in Texas) or Bill Wiley (Reverend in Porky's II).

'Course he could also be played by Ray Wise, he plays the devil in everything else.

Michael Moore should play Newt.

/or is that one of those divide by zero thingies?

Sadly, Sorrell Booke, who played Boss Hogg on "The Dukes of Hazard," is dead. He would have been a natural to play Newt. All he would've need is a bad hairpiece, like the one Newt wears.

Seems like the Stay Puff marshmallow man would be ideal. Looks and temperment both are like Newt.

Maybe Newt will be revealed to have an anarchist/prankster alter ego played by Brad Pitt.

It'd be sort of a movie within a movie, because Newt is already playing the part of the i troll u guy.

"Oh, yeah? Where are they hosing him down?"

MaudlinMutantMollusk: I'm sure that's just the sort of Oscar-worthy plum role Mr. Pitt dreams of

*cough*

Why not? DeNiro won an Oscar when he larded up, and I'm sure Brad is sick of being a perpetual nominee.

Seriously, though, Newt. You'll be played by Phil Hoffman and like it.

He says far worse things all the time.

That's a great idea. Pitt would have no qualms about portraying Gingrich as the farktard he is. The only question is whether Pitt is a good enough actor to make Gingrich look as bad as he is in real life. I don't think Pitt has it in him, but that's a pretty rough mark to hit.

Car_Ramrod: To be fair, doesn't every guy want Brad Pitt to play them in a movie?

No. I get that Newt's cracking a joke, but when Brad Pitt plays a role, all you remember is Brad Pitt. Hell, the only time I remembered the name of the character he was "acting" was Moneyball and that's only because I'm a fan of Billy Beane himself.

I'd have my character played by Gary Oldman. I'm sure it'd be unflattering, but if it's not me, at least it'll be interesting.

Gestankfaust: You people are farking insane. It was obviously a joke....kinda like the lefty party. But yall aren't laughing at that...so...meh

a uncreative one at that.
Every guy says it.
Like"I hate the dentist"
"it must be free then"

/except me
// I look like an old Italian Jew
/// Sohpia Loren?

Bongo Blue: Gestankfaust: You people are farking insane. It was obviously a joke....kinda like the lefty party. But yall aren't laughing at that...so...meh

a uncreative one at that.
Every guy says it.
Like"I hate the dentist"
"it must be free then"

/except me
// I look like an old Italian Jew
/// Sohpia Loren?

I think whatever just happened here gave me a stroke.

Saw this the other day

My choice to play Newt would be Emmanuel Lewis.

coldones: My choice to play Newt would be Emmanuel Lewis.

I would watch that movie.

I as well, want Gary Oldman to play me in the movie of my life. I would choose Bruce Campbell, but he would have to grow a giant beard for the role, and we can't cover up the chin.
With that said, it would probably be Robbie Coltrane as hagrid, as me.

Gestankfaust: You people are farking insane. It was obviously a joke....kinda like the lefty party. But yall aren't laughing at that...so...meh

The only, ONLY time I don't hate Gingrich is when he makes self-deprecating jokes about his appearance or weight. It's like he's a real person for a minute. And then I hate him again.

To the moon Alice!