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2012-02-02 03:12:31 PM
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2012-02-02 03:24:00 PM
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2012-02-02 03:41:38 PM
If It turns out that he nailed Felicia Day, he will become a nerd demigod.

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2012-02-02 03:49:36 PM
Voice-over work is where it's at...
 
2012-02-02 03:51:06 PM
Prince of Dorkness.
 
2012-02-02 04:32:46 PM
This picture sums up all that is awesome on the internet

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2012-02-02 04:34:43 PM
when did wil wheaton start working for google?

glad the ceiling hasn't eaten him
 
2012-02-02 04:38:38 PM
Now that I think about the Guild tie in I think Wheaton could be a great villian on Venture Brothers. May have him be a legitimate arch to Rusty's brother Jonas.
 
2012-02-02 04:39:47 PM
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2012-02-02 04:41:19 PM
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2012-02-02 04:42:29 PM
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Came to post this.


This image totally belongs on the cover of some trashy romance novel.
 
2012-02-02 05:04:38 PM
Beerguy: If It turns out that he nailed Felicia Day, he will become a nerd demigod.

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He's married with kids, so he'd be an evil nerd demigod.
 
2012-02-02 05:05:33 PM
I read an interview with him where he mentioned that he didn't come to FARK anymore because most of the commenters were "dicks" - which is a fair comment I guess.
 
2012-02-02 05:16:39 PM
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Oh there once was a hero named Wheaton the Nerd
Who came riding to Whiterun from ole Rorikstead

And the braggart did swagger and brandish his blade
As he told of bold battles and gold he had made

But then he went quiet, did Wheaton the Nerd
When he met the shieldmaiden Felicia who said;

"Oh, you talk and you lie and you drink all our mead
Now I think its high time that you lie down and bleed"

And so then came clashing and slashing of steel
As the brave lass Felicia charged in full of zeal

And the braggart named Wheaton was boastful no moooooooore
When his ugly nerd head rolled around on the floor
 
2012-02-02 05:27:23 PM
narkor: I read an interview with him where he mentioned that he didn't come to FARK anymore because most of the commenters were "dicks" - which is a fair comment I guess.

He doesn't come to Fark anymore because he's a dick. At least that's what some other dickhead told me, you dick.

/dicks
 
2012-02-02 05:27:26 PM
I've heard he's an asshole IRL. Friend of mine tried to get an interview with him for an online magazine or radio show or something and Wheaters wouldn't do it unless there was a paycheck.
 
2012-02-02 05:29:52 PM
DeltaPunch: narkor: I read an interview with him where he mentioned that he didn't come to FARK anymore because most of the commenters were "dicks" - which is a fair comment I guess.

He doesn't come to Fark anymore because he's a dick. At least that's what some other dickhead told me, you dick.

/dicks


How many dicks is that?.
 
2012-02-02 05:32:54 PM
CygnusDarius:How many dicks is that?.



That's a lot of dicks.
 
2012-02-02 05:36:47 PM
CygnusDarius: DeltaPunch: narkor: I read an interview with him where he mentioned that he didn't come to FARK anymore because most of the commenters were "dicks" - which is a fair comment I guess.

He doesn't come to Fark anymore because he's a dick. At least that's what some other dickhead told me, you dick.

/dicks

How many dicks is that?.


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2012-02-02 05:38:46 PM
AdolfOliverPanties: I've heard he's an asshole IRL. Friend of mine tried to get an interview with him for an online magazine or radio show or something and Wheaters wouldn't do it unless there was a paycheck.

I'm not sure how that makes him a dick. All people have to draw the line somewhere. I could see him being rude at times, but with his particular groupies you would HAVE to be rude at times just to get your point across. Geeks aren't exactly known for picking up on subtlety.
 
2012-02-02 05:41:27 PM
narkor: I read an interview with him where he mentioned that he didn't come to FARK anymore because most of the commenters were "dicks" - which is a fair comment I guess.

I dunno - Its tough to not be dickish around wheaton.
 
2012-02-02 05:49:19 PM
QT_3.14159: AdolfOliverPanties: I've heard he's an asshole IRL. Friend of mine tried to get an interview with him for an online magazine or radio show or something and Wheaters wouldn't do it unless there was a paycheck.

I'm not sure how that makes him a dick. All people have to draw the line somewhere. I could see him being rude at times, but with his particular groupies you would HAVE to be rude at times just to get your point across. Geeks aren't exactly known for picking up on subtlety.


It saddens me to think of him having groupies. What miserable wretches they must be. I wouldn't even know he existed beyond Star Trek were it not for Fark.
 
2012-02-02 05:56:30 PM
AdolfOliverPanties: I've heard he's an asshole IRL. Friend of mine tried to get an interview with him for an online magazine or radio show or something and Wheaters wouldn't do it unless there was a paycheck.

I met him a couple of years back at OSCON and he was real nice. We talked for a couple of hours. He was pretty cool to talk to.

Considering that he has a family to feed and his work is not always been that steady, i can understand that he would want to get paid. (Especially if it is a project that someone else is probably going to be making money off of.)

Most of the people who give Wil crap have never met him or talked to him. They have either just heard stories or made judgement from a certain role he used to play on a TV show. In real life he is a nice guy.
 
2012-02-02 06:01:26 PM
Jim DiGriz: CygnusDarius:How many dicks is that?.



That's a lot of dicks.


No homo though right?
 
2012-02-02 06:03:04 PM
Speaking of celebrities, I wish Fark would do what reddit does and get people to do Q and A sessions on the site.
 
2012-02-02 06:05:32 PM
Jim DiGriz: CygnusDarius:How many dicks is that?.



That's a lot of dicks.


We're going to need something to store them in.... a bowl perhaps.
 
2012-02-02 06:17:02 PM
Nogrhi: Jim DiGriz: CygnusDarius:How many dicks is that?.



That's a lot of dicks.

We're going to need something to store them in.... a bowl perhaps.


I thought he wasw talking about "Like a Virgin".
 
2012-02-02 06:23:52 PM
Nogrhi: Jim DiGriz: CygnusDarius:How many dicks is that?.



That's a lot of dicks.

We're going to need something to store them in.... a bowl perhaps.


Afraid a bowl won't hold them all. We'll need something more along the lines of a bag, perhaps...
 
2012-02-02 06:25:56 PM
DeltaPunch: Nogrhi: Jim DiGriz: CygnusDarius:How many dicks is that?.



That's a lot of dicks.

We're going to need something to store them in.... a bowl perhaps.

Afraid a bowl won't hold them all. We'll need something more along the lines of a bag, perhaps...


What if we peeled them like a banana, scooped out the innards and scrunched the remains down? They'd fit in a bowl then wouldn't they?
 
2012-02-02 06:27:39 PM
DeltaPunch: Nogrhi: Jim DiGriz: CygnusDarius:How many dicks is that?.



That's a lot of dicks.

We're going to need something to store them in.... a bowl perhaps.

Afraid a bowl won't hold them all. We'll need something more along the lines of a bag, perhaps...


I heard Canadian dicks come in bags.
 
2012-02-02 06:34:14 PM
sarah_t_s: DeltaPunch: Nogrhi: Jim DiGriz: CygnusDarius:How many dicks is that?.



That's a lot of dicks.

We're going to need something to store them in.... a bowl perhaps.

Afraid a bowl won't hold them all. We'll need something more along the lines of a bag, perhaps...

What if we peeled them like a banana, scooped out the innards and scrunched the remains down? They'd fit in a bowl then wouldn't they?


Hmm, let's try it out:

GO EAT A BOWL OF DESSICATED DICKS

/ya, not bad
 
2012-02-02 06:47:48 PM
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2012-02-02 06:57:41 PM
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2012-02-02 07:03:06 PM
CygnusDarius: DeltaPunch: narkor: I read an interview with him where he mentioned that he didn't come to FARK anymore because most of the commenters were "dicks" - which is a fair comment I guess.

He doesn't come to Fark anymore because he's a dick. At least that's what some other dickhead told me, you dick.

/dicks

How many dicks is that?.


Lots. Every Tom, Wil and Harry knows that.
 
2012-02-02 07:41:38 PM
DeltaPunch: sarah_t_s: DeltaPunch: Nogrhi: Jim DiGriz: CygnusDarius:How many dicks is that?.



That's a lot of dicks.

We're going to need something to store them in.... a bowl perhaps.

Afraid a bowl won't hold them all. We'll need something more along the lines of a bag, perhaps...

What if we peeled them like a banana, scooped out the innards and scrunched the remains down? They'd fit in a bowl then wouldn't they?

Hmm, let's try it out:

GO EAT A BOWL OF DESSICATED DICKS

/ya, not bad


I really think freezedried dicks is where it's at. Just ad water and FWOOOMPH! Reconstituted dicks. Great for camping.
 
2012-02-02 09:17:01 PM
FunkOut: I really think freezedried dicks is where it's at.

I think we've finally hit the high-water mark in this thread, where there's really nothing left to do except sit back and think to yourself "man, I'm glad my boss doesn't read these threads".
 
2012-02-02 09:21:14 PM
Asking us all to just forget about the Kolvoord Starburst incident and the death of Cadet Joshua Albert is simply asking too much.

Did you know that Cadet Albert had borrowed that clown sweater and was wearing it when he was killed? Think about that the next time you miss WIl Wheaton around here.


/dick
 
2012-02-02 10:51:56 PM
I'm cracking up right now because the Wil Wheaton episode of "Big Bang Theory" is on TV right now.

The Wesley Crushers. :-D
 
2012-02-03 12:12:44 AM
fusillade762: CygnusDarius: DeltaPunch: narkor: I read an interview with him where he mentioned that he didn't come to FARK anymore because most of the commenters were "dicks" - which is a fair comment I guess.

He doesn't come to Fark anymore because he's a dick. At least that's what some other dickhead told me, you dick.

/dicks

How many dicks is that?.

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37.

QT_3.14159: AdolfOliverPanties: I've heard he's an asshole IRL. Friend of mine tried to get an interview with him for an online magazine or radio show or something and Wheaters wouldn't do it unless there was a paycheck.

I'm not sure how that makes him a dick. All people have to draw the line somewhere. I could see him being rude at times, but with his particular groupies you would HAVE to be rude at times just to get your point across. Geeks aren't exactly known for picking up on subtlety.


It's all the Assburgers. I'm surprised wil hasn't had to choke a biatch yet. He must have the patience of a saint.
 
2012-02-03 12:52:01 AM
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2012-02-03 01:45:44 AM
The big disappointment for me with WIl Wheaton is that he didn't get his own starship. I figure, the next franchise, after this deep space 9; voyager; archer, kind of stuff, why not have Star Trek: The Crusher Chronicles or the crusher mission or whatever, wherein he's like, following in his mother's footsteps, he's a space doctor with his own ship, flying through universes saving them from the multiverse space plague or whatever, but he's like House In Space sort of with a Trapper John MD kind of a thing only the RV is the star ship and he's like, carrying his mother's tradition as a hero-type male-Dr.Quinn Medicine Woman in space, but of course the REAL ship's doctor, crusty old Dr. Majel McCoy (aptly played by Carrie Fisher) would always be coyly watching from across the sick bay while Capt. Crusher seduced another beautiful, grateful alien plague survivor,... , and well, you know what I'm saying, WHY HASN'T IT HAPPENED WIL? Why don't you have your own starship and star trek franchise? Huh? 'Cause it'd be wicked cool I bet.
 
2012-02-03 03:32:38 AM
Magic missile. At the darkness.
 
2012-02-03 09:51:40 AM
Eh, Wheaton always seems like he's trying really hard to Act to me. You know those guys. They're actors, but you can always tell they're "ACTING" because it is so forced and unnatural.
 
2012-02-03 02:51:18 PM
AdolfOliverPanties: I've heard he's an asshole IRL. Friend of mine tried to get an interview with him for an online magazine or radio show or something and Wheaters wouldn't do it unless there was a paycheck.

No Kidding? You mean a person in the entertainment industry would not perform his job for free on request?
The only time they do stuff for free is when they have something to promote and it is in their best interest.

Maybe if you friend can get Wil a movie role or something, I bet he'd do it for free then.
 
2012-02-03 03:39:46 PM
Meh. I always saw Wheaton as Horde. Probably a troll. The decorator guy was a blood elf, the cop a Tauren, the wheelchair girl as an orc... God, I have no life.
 
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