FARK.com: (6918374) OMG KILL IT WITH FIRE and butter and garlic

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vinnybang

2012-02-02 01:53:45 PM

One SuperGiant Po'Boy, please.

Slaxl

2012-02-02 01:56:09 PM

Oh boy, 10x the size? That means, logically, that there must be sharks and octopussies that are 10x the size waiting to be discovered and turned into a film.

make me some tea

2012-02-02 01:58:07 PM

That thing's as big as a lobster.

Shrimp indeed.

Rev.K

2012-02-02 02:01:40 PM

Please tell me someone else immediately thought of this too:

www.destructoid.com

Galileo's Daughter

2012-02-02 02:21:51 PM

Giant scary arthropod thread?

/submitted this with a different headline

toddalmighty

2012-02-02 03:12:40 PM

The one they caught off the Gulf Coast was 13"

I_Am_Weasel

2012-02-02 03:24:39 PM

Men are apt to exaggerate the size of their amphipod.

2xhelix

2012-02-02 03:48:32 PM

chemrebel

2012-02-02 04:00:29 PM

That's a lot of popcorn shrimp right there. Mmmmm...

/bathe it in alfredo and bring it to me.

Maud Dib

2012-02-02 04:00:43 PM

Vlad_the_Inaner

2012-02-02 04:14:02 PM

A challenger appears

img.photobucket.com

/recycled

redsquid

2012-02-02 04:15:43 PM

This mantis shrimp was caught in the AlaWai canal in Waikiki a few years ago.

Honest Bender

2012-02-02 04:24:14 PM

redsquid: [www.hawaiifishingnews.com image 325x182]
This mantis shrimp was caught in the AlaWai canal in Waikiki a few years ago.

That's about normal size for a mantis shrimp. They are one of the coolest animals, btw. They probably have THE best eyesight on the planet.

Stile4aly

2012-02-02 04:28:32 PM

fookin prawns...

Pants full of macaroni!!

2012-02-02 04:38:50 PM

Vlad_the_Inaner: A challenger appears

[img.photobucket.com image 480x350]

/recycled

AYE, lads! :-D

Artcurus

2012-02-02 05:07:30 PM

has anyone noticed that some restaurants have gone to "shrimp pieces" or unidentifiable fish parts in the shape of fried shrimp?

Long John Silvers has, and I believe Red Lobster has in some dishes.

mavexe

2012-02-02 05:20:36 PM

Honest Bender: redsquid: [www.hawaiifishingnews.com image 325x182]
This mantis shrimp was caught in the AlaWai canal in Waikiki a few years ago.

That's about normal size for a mantis shrimp. They are one of the coolest animals, btw. They probably have THE best eyesight on the planet.

Yes, and they will crack your skull open and feast on the goo inside.

rocky_howard

2012-02-02 05:21:22 PM

Wikipedia says there are 13 inches prawns...so one with 11 inches can't be the biggest ever.

Fuggin Bizzy

2012-02-02 05:28:18 PM

Cool.

Actually, Stile4aly, that was the first thing I thought of too.

rocky_howard

2012-02-02 05:28:30 PM

Honest Bender: They probably have THE best eyesight on the planet.

Define "best".

Eagles and Hawks are pretty sightful.

Fish!

2012-02-02 05:32:32 PM

simplicimus

2012-02-02 05:33:02 PM

Vlad_the_Inaner: A challenger appears

[img.photobucket.com image 480x350]

/recycled

Thanks. I missed Giant Isopod.

fusillade762

2012-02-02 05:34:09 PM

mavexe: Honest Bender: redsquid: [www.hawaiifishingnews.com image 325x182]
This mantis shrimp was caught in the AlaWai canal in Waikiki a few years ago.

That's about normal size for a mantis shrimp. They are one of the coolest animals, btw. They probably have THE best eyesight on the planet.

Yes, and they will crack your skull open and feast on the goo inside.

Suck the head.

lousyskater

2012-02-02 05:37:31 PM

Looks delicious.

antidisestablishmentarianism

2012-02-02 05:43:47 PM

Cam for a District 9 reference, leaving satisfied.

whither_apophis

2012-02-02 06:28:56 PM

redsquid: This mantis shrimp was caught in the AlaWai canal in Waikiki a few years ago.

It might taste like bacon, wrapped in bacon and covered with a bacon gravy but I'll never know.

/Ala Wai is Hawaiian for shiat water.

utah dude

2012-02-02 06:58:48 PM

That last man just wasn't a suitable tabernacle. The thing of it is there's always the chance that your body won't fail him... that he'll be in you forever

Triptolemus

2012-02-02 07:26:08 PM

vinnybang: One SuperGiant Po'Boy, please.

I hope you like the taste of ammonia. . .

ImRonBurgundy

2012-02-02 07:28:14 PM

Shrimp on the barbie!!!

dragonchild

2012-02-02 08:01:17 PM

FWIW, I liked subby's headline.

Cyno01

2012-02-02 08:12:26 PM

Maud Dib: [i110.photobucket.com image 640x579]

www.hongfire.com

r1chard3

2012-02-02 08:54:05 PM

Hey guys, what going on in this thread?

Honest Bender

2012-02-02 08:54:11 PM

rocky_howard: Honest Bender: They probably have THE best eyesight on the planet.

Define "best".

Eagles and Hawks are pretty sightful.

Best. (new window)

lordargent

2012-02-02 09:55:12 PM

r1chard3

That's that thing that eats the fishes tongue then lives there, right?

WordsnCollision

2012-02-02 10:02:50 PM

/unimpressed

Max Awesome

2012-02-03 12:57:49 AM

It would be hilarious if those are the last giant shrimp ever to exist on planet earth, and they ended up dead in a bunch of scientists' hands posing for lame Facebook photos.

r1chard3

2012-02-03 12:59:37 AM

lordargent: r1chard3

That's that thing that eats the fishes tongue then lives there, right?

yup

Lone Stranger

2012-02-03 03:13:08 AM