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2012-02-02 01:46:58 PM
I'm failing to see the problem with this method.

/Coke for breakfast on many days...
 
2012-02-02 02:01:00 PM
Brad Pitt allows his children to float in huge pools of dihydrogen monoxide. Brad Pitt lets his children be exposed to solar electromagnetic radiation. Brad Pitt allows almost 15 pounds of pressure to be exerted against every square inch of his children's bodies. All. The. Time.
 
2012-02-02 02:48:16 PM
It's that crazy biatch Angelina. I bet she goes to the store and buys it by the case.
 
2012-02-02 02:52:51 PM
I recommend Dexedrine and Vivaldi.
 
2012-02-02 03:05:39 PM
This pilot episode of "The Jolie-Pitt 8" isn't that exciting....
 
2012-02-02 04:41:36 PM
PhiloeBedoe: Brad Pitt allows his children to float in huge pools of dihydrogen monoxide. Brad Pitt lets his children be exposed to solar electromagnetic radiation. Brad Pitt allows almost 15 pounds of pressure to be exerted against every square inch of his children's bodies. All. The. Time.

I was going to post on how the headline made me chuckle, but now I have to mention how this also made me laugh. I guess. Like anyone cares.

/sigh
 
2012-02-02 05:16:15 PM
PhiloeBedoe: Brad Pitt allows his children to float in huge pools of dihydrogen monoxide. Brad Pitt lets his children be exposed to solar electromagnetic radiation. Brad Pitt allows almost 15 pounds of pressure to be exerted against every square inch of his children's bodies. All. The. Time.

I laughed. Would laugh again.
 
2012-02-02 05:19:04 PM
Well at least he gives them Coke.

Can you imagine the outrage if he was giving them Sprite Zero? The horror....
 
2012-02-02 05:30:09 PM
That bastard!

Next thing you know, he'll be stuffing macaroni and cheese and hot dogs down their throats, the heartless prick.
 
2012-02-02 05:31:34 PM
Coke is for rednecks.

Pepsi rules all.
 
2012-02-02 05:35:24 PM
I've seen where this ends up.
www.bobdob.com
It ain't pretty.
 
2012-02-02 05:48:31 PM
Time for child protective services to take away the children from this monster.

Literally worse than a thousand megahitlers.
 
2012-02-02 05:49:13 PM
Do they get in lines before getting their coke?
 
2012-02-02 05:52:11 PM
www.liberationfrequency.co.uk
 
2012-02-02 05:58:12 PM
realmolo: Coke is for rednecks.

Pepsi rules all.


RC. It's the Royal cola
 
2012-02-02 06:03:23 PM
At least this isn't on the Main page, lest we have yet another Coke vs. Soda vs. Pop thread.

/Soda
 
2012-02-02 06:03:34 PM
Does he ride a bicycle built for two also? Stars....they're JUST LIKE US.
 
2012-02-02 06:16:35 PM
Is it the Coke that contains HFCS or is it the Mexican Coke with real sugar? I need to know so I can adjust my level of outrage!
 
2012-02-02 06:36:51 PM
I give soda and vinegar to my volcano!

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You, Your Town USA
 
2012-02-02 06:45:49 PM
PhiloeBedoe: Brad Pitt allows his children to float in huge pools of dihydrogen monoxide. Brad Pitt lets his children be exposed to solar electromagnetic radiation. Brad Pitt allows almost 15 pounds of pressure to be exerted against every square inch of his children's bodies. All. The. Time.

I laughed. Would read again.
 
2012-02-02 06:51:53 PM
It's this, or they learn it from a Lohan
 
2012-02-02 06:56:14 PM
farkingismybusiness

I've seen where this ends up.
www.bobdob.com
It ain't pretty.


Peculiaroso. Leo won't be happy.
 
2012-02-02 07:01:49 PM
The article says he FORCES his kids to drink soda.

That is something I would want to see...just as the child protective services people are taking them away.
 
2012-02-02 07:28:08 PM
The First Four Katy Perry Albums: Time for child protective services to take away the children from this monster.

Literally worse than a thousand megahitlers.


Oh shiat, the oft-fabled gigahitler!
 
2012-02-02 07:30:11 PM
Brad Pitt's wife is turning their daughter into a boy because she wants her to be the next Chaz Bono and she's a crazy woman with gristle arms.

So I read at the grocery store checkout line shelf.
 
2012-02-02 07:32:44 PM
pisceandreamer: /Coke for breakfast on many days...

Coke? Try Jolt on the way to school. Two cans each morning.
 
2012-02-02 07:37:04 PM
Its time for the Black Eyed Peas to start learning how to get their energy levels up.
 
2012-02-02 07:40:09 PM
PhiloeBedoe: Brad Pitt allows his children to float in huge pools of dihydrogen monoxide. Brad Pitt lets his children be exposed to solar electromagnetic radiation. Brad Pitt allows almost 15 pounds of pressure to be exerted against every square inch of his children's bodies. All. The. Time.

"Brad Pitt is a guest like a sexy woman. He's got nothing to say. The guy's stoned out of his brain. He's smoking hash. The guy's in the house smoking hash he's surrounded by six to nine children on any given day. There's nothing to really interview him about."

- Howard Stern on last night's Letterman
 
2012-02-02 07:49:10 PM
tenpoundsofcheese: The article says he FORCES his kids to drink soda.

That is something I would want to see...just as the child protective services people are taking them away.



If he made them drink pop then CPS wont get involved
 
2012-02-02 09:32:38 PM
fusillade762: The guy's in the house smoking hash he's surrounded by six to nine children on any given day.

I'd have to be stoned out of my farking mind too. I've legit run out of a day care screaming in horror when one of the farkers tried to touch me.
 
2012-02-02 09:35:26 PM
fusillade762: "Brad Pitt is a guest like a sexy woman. He's got nothing to say. The guy's stoned out of his brain. He's smoking hash. The guy's in the house smoking hash he's surrounded by six to nine children on any given day. There's nothing to really interview him about."

- Howard Stern on last night's Letterman


Maybe he has nothing to say because he has nothing to say to a douchebag like Howard Stern. Pitt and Jolie have done more for people around the world and in NOLA than any shock jock "Butt Hair and the Nut Hut Crew in the Morning" douchebag could comprehend so he probably didn't bother.
 
2012-02-02 10:06:55 PM
Braindeath: fusillade762: The guy's in the house smoking hash he's surrounded by six to nine children on any given day.

I'd have to be stoned out of my farking mind too. I've legit run out of a day care screaming in horror when one of the farkers tried to touch me.


Oh, and I just remembered:

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2012-02-02 10:24:28 PM
pisceandreamer: I'm failing to see the problem with this method.

/Coke for breakfast on many days...


No coke PEPSI
Hahahahahah
 
2012-02-03 01:02:58 AM
SurfaceTension: pisceandreamer: /Coke for breakfast on many days...

Coke? Try Jolt on the way to school. Two cans each morning.


Did that in high school. Ah, the days before energy drinks existed.

Not everyone likes coffee, but a caffiene rush is universal.
 
2012-02-03 01:53:11 AM
PhiloeBedoe: Brad Pitt allows his children to float in huge pools of dihydrogen monoxide. Brad Pitt lets his children be exposed to solar electromagnetic radiation. Brad Pitt allows almost 15 pounds of pressure to be exerted against every square inch of his children's bodies. All. The. Time.


FYI, I read it again and I laughed again.
 
2012-02-03 04:26:36 AM

I don't know anything about him giving his kids some soda, but I sure wouldn't mind giving his wife a pop.

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2012-02-03 07:52:38 AM
He's History's Greatest Monster!

I just finished my cola for breakfast a second ago. It's not what I normally have but I went to bed early last night and I'm up early so I say what the Heck.

I read a statistic that says one half of the population in the South has soft drinks with breakfast (or as breakfast).

Usually I'm just up for a continental breakfast of coffee and pastry (a handful of cookies will do). I feel like death warmed over in the morning and thus can't eat much until I wake up around 10:30. I do like a big high-calorie breakfast when I've been up all night, heavy on the crispy bacon or sausage.

Being single, I've had leftover pizza or even curry for breakfast, while the New Englanders have a nice touch: pie, perhaps with a bit of cheese or ice cream, along with a big English breakfast.

Breakfast is the most important meal of the day, so it makes good sense to eat a good breakfast when you get up, preferably around 1:00 p.m.-3:00 p.m. when it's called Brunch, the most civilized meal of the day. *Except for dinner. And tea. And possibly lunch, elevenses, supper and a few good snacks.
 
2012-02-03 08:11:48 AM
brantgoose: with a big English breakfast

How did you survive man?
Every Farker knows that British is as disgusting as shiat and Brits can only endure it because of the crooked yellow that every single person from the UK has.
 
2012-02-03 08:13:20 AM
British food, I meant, but food from the UK is so terrible it hardly counts as food, doesn't it?
 
2012-02-03 08:38:26 AM
Well, I can't say I approve. At least it's not tap water though.

/shudder
 
2012-02-03 08:50:01 AM
Doesn't surprise me people care about this kind of "news". My friend was just biatching the other day about how she wanted to make up frozen meals to send along with her kids to grandma and grandpas for a week, but that her mother-in-law got very offended about it. She was pissed off her kids would be eating mac n' cheese, hot dogs, hamburgers, and pizza for a week instead of the healthy things she cooks like spicy black bean casserole and turkey wraps with honey dijon mustard. I told her I doubt the kids would die from a week of normal kid food at the relative and she said it wasn't necessarily the food, but that her kids will biatch for months about wanting pizza and she gets tired of saying no all the time.

Occasional treats aren't going to kill your kids people. Letting them drink 4 sodas a day isn't healthy, but a couple times a week isn't the end of the world.

/Who doesn't like pizza?
 
2012-02-03 09:40:39 AM
...all they wanted was a pepsi.
 
2012-02-03 03:12:07 PM
I only let my kid have one a week during our weekly visit to Grandpa's house.

And it's DIET.

My kid doesn't know the creature comforts of the bourgeois!!!
 
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