If it wasn't for bad publicity, she'd get no publicity.

It's time to start her gig on World's Dumbest.

FTA: A source close to the actress tells TMZ ... Lindsay is already exploring her legal options with her attorneys ... because she feels the false stories are sabotaging her effort to save her career.

She's gotta be high on something if she still thinks she has one.

When people call her Li-Lo, all I hear is "Linux Loader"

Separated At Birth

TommyymmoT: "A source close to the actress tells TMZ ... Lindsay is already exploring her legal options with her attorneys bartender... because she feels the false stories are sabotaging her effort to save her career."

She may have a heafty tab and since her career is dead how else would she pay it.

Oh yah *this*, this is what's sabotaging your career. Shuttup and go do some porn before even post-editing can no longer hide the track marks. For the greater good.

Oh great. Some idiots convinced her that suing people is a viable revenue stream.

Hmm, maybe we'll get lucky, she'll win, and we'll never have to read about her again.

Oh. shut. up.

/psst, honey--you look like you're 45. Maybe that has something to do with your lack of "career."

Apos: My Lohan-repellant spray has apparently failed again.


Researchers have tried to develop a Lohan repellant that can withstand Fark but it has proven to be unsuccessful time and time again.

Milka-what!?

rkiller1: Separated At Birth


Ok, so now we're up to date on the one on the right, what's the one on the left doing these days?

Oh, she'll have a career.

Celebrity Apprentice
'Lifetime Channel' movie rolls
game shows or dating shows on syndicated telly
B pictures about aliens or muscle cars
low budget Foreign films
no budget Indie films
Paid personal appearances
Shopping channel stints as celebrity guest host pushing products on QVC or HSN
a crappy book deal or two
fees from tabloids and tabloid TV 'exclusive' interviews

Man if she can keep her shiat together long enough, she might even land some kind of network TV gig. America has a forgiving history when it comes to the famous and infamous. And you know what? She will probably make a nice chunk of change for herself and her wranglers. Just please don't go full Dana Plato or off yourself. shiat, even if she falls all the way down the rabbit hole, she could still mount a 'comeback'.... especially if she can find Jesus. But don't wait to long Miss Lohan, we likes 'em a whole heap better when they are young and pretty or have enough fans that fondly recall kinder times. Drag this shiat out to long or get too old, and America will dump you like a basket of McDonald's golden french fries.

Old enough to know better: Hmm, maybe we'll get lucky, she'll win, and we'll never have to read about her again.

She already has won a couple of lawsuits, or at least collected off of them. I don't think she's won as often as she's been sued though, yet, so she has some catching up to do.

Best In The World: "Confusion heard his voice, and wild uproar Stood ruled, stood vast infinitude confined; Till at his second bidding darkness fled, Light shone, and order from disorder sprung. " - John Milton

Ppl bring alot of heat @ Li-Lo but I gotz ta say, that biatch iz prob like an electric eel in the sack. When I was in Hollywood I went 2 tha Saddleranch & they got them a mechincal bull. I was doped up on Long Island Ice Tizzy's & in my emboldened st8 I was like "bro, I bet U $5 I can stay on that thurrr bull for 30 secs" & my boy was like "iz dat right? Ur in, boss" I came correct @ tha bull & thunk that I had tha right strategize down but I got tossed in 8.5 seconds. Turns out that was tha record of tha day BUT I'm tha fool who said I could stay on 4 30 seconds cuz in my head that didn't seem 2 long.

Well, what I'm spitting is: I'd like 2 ride Li-Lo. I bet she'd scratch u up & have u tappin in under 30 seconds just like tha bull. I just want to see if I can last 8.5 secs & then I can check that off my bucket lizzy, then put that featha in my fedora.

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I believe Machete was the high point on the down hill slide of her career.

It takes money (and lawyers) to make money!

/Burning through that Playboy money now.

Nice chateau, marmot.

FTFA - We're told Lindsay's also pissed over reports about a recent gas station makeout session with Dennis Hopper's son Henry (pictured above), where she allegedly purchased Red Bull and vodka.

you can buy Vodak at gas stations in Cali???

I feel sorry for this poor girl. People should just let her be and she woudln't be in the news every other day.

KkrrRRZZZZ: I believe Machete was the high point on the down hill slide of her career.

I liked that movie quite a bit.