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NowhereMon [TotalFark]
2012-02-02 01:44:45 PM
Of course Love will claim her pets committed suicide
 
Apos [TotalFark]
2012-02-02 01:58:32 PM
....unless it's as a droopy-eyed,forlorn creature with coke on its snout.
 
I_Am_Weasel [TotalFark]
2012-02-02 02:52:56 PM
I'm fairly certain we should have already expected to not see her on ASPCA commercials.
 
Diogenes [TotalFark]
2012-02-02 03:37:15 PM
I_Am_Weasel: I'm fairly certain we should have already expected to not see her on ASPCA commercials.

Perhaps as a cautionary tale.
 
gopher321 [TotalFark]
2012-02-02 03:45:35 PM
I thought serial killers started off by killing animals...
 
Crewmannumber6
2012-02-02 04:19:40 PM
The fact that there are people in this world who emulate disgusts me
 
farkingismybusiness
2012-02-02 04:21:40 PM
In the arrrrrrms of an annnnnnnnnngel.
 
FarkinHostile
2012-02-02 04:21:58 PM
She is truly one of the most loathsome famous people ever.

"Met" her once back in 93 or so when I was working third shift in a hotel. She was a total mess and quite gross.
 
MorePeasPlease
2012-02-02 04:23:22 PM
Crewmannumber6: The fact that there are people in this world who emulate disgusts me

So emulation disgusts you in general?
 
MorePeasPlease
2012-02-02 04:24:53 PM
FarkinHostile: "Met" her once back in 93 or so when I was working third shift in a hotel. She was a total mess and quite gross.

How was her "handshake"?
 
LeroyBourne
2012-02-02 04:29:26 PM
I don't know, my cat loves to burrow herself under my bed covers. I of course make my bed, and don't own piles of loose fabric for my cat to burrow herself to her demise.
/dog eating your meds? yeah, she's a horrible pet owner
 
Morpheses
2012-02-02 04:30:47 PM
Guess what, kiddo? She killed your daddy too.
 
Cup_O_Jo [TotalFark]
2012-02-02 04:31:38 PM
Morpheses: Guess what, kiddo? She killed your daddy too.

I think she knows..since the restraining order and what not.
 
karmaceutical
2012-02-02 04:32:08 PM
QTFA: "She basically exists now on ... Xanax, Adderall, Sonata and Abilify, sugar and cigarettes"

You just described half of American, kid.
 
Morpheses
2012-02-02 04:33:50 PM
Cup_O_Jo: Morpheses: Guess what, kiddo? She killed your daddy too.

I think she knows..since the restraining order and what not.

Point, you have an excellent one...
 
namegoeshere
2012-02-02 04:37:31 PM
A judge found Love unfit to be legal guardian of her own daughter and ordered the Hole singer to stay clear of Cobain, her paternal grandmother Wendy O'Connor and aunt Kimberly Cobain.

The girl was 19 in 2009; what the heck does she need a legal guardian for?
 
nopokerface
2012-02-02 04:37:54 PM
Why not? If there ever was a b*tch that looked like she'd been abused.....
 
NutznGum
2012-02-02 04:38:23 PM
Courtney Love is unstable and not fit to own pets, let alone breed? Who'd a thunk it?
 
DrippinBalls [TotalFark]
2012-02-02 04:38:25 PM
Grind the whore up & feed her to the dogs. Best offering she can give to humanity.
 
Honest Bender
2012-02-02 04:38:45 PM
No problem, subbs. I wake up every morning expecting not to see Courtney Love. It's one of my mental tricks that helps me start my day with a smile.
 
fusillade762
2012-02-02 04:40:57 PM
while her dog passed away after eating some of Love's prescription pills

That happens more often than you might think.

i42.tinypic.com
 
coffeecrisp
2012-02-02 04:57:54 PM
fusillade762: while her dog passed away after eating some of Love's prescription pills

That happens more often than you might think.

[i42.tinypic.com image 541x293]

What does Sarah Jessica Parker have to do with this?
 
Evil Mackerel
2012-02-02 05:09:13 PM
Did the rabid weasels come back to reclaim their souls?
 
ZMugg
2012-02-02 05:19:48 PM
coffeecrisp: fusillade762: while her dog passed away after eating some of Love's prescription pills

That happens more often than you might think.

[i42.tinypic.com image 541x293]

What does Sarah Jessica Parker have to do with this?

I love a good SJP/horse joke as much as the previous guy, but isn't that the donkey from Bachelor Party?
 
FarkinHostile
2012-02-02 05:22:08 PM
MorePeasPlease: FarkinHostile: "Met" her once back in 93 or so when I was working third shift in a hotel. She was a total mess and quite gross.

How was her "handshake"?

Good god, I didn't touch her.
 
Uchiha_Cycliste
2012-02-02 05:22:47 PM
ZMugg: coffeecrisp: fusillade762: while her dog passed away after eating some of Love's prescription pills

That happens more often than you might think.

[i42.tinypic.com image 541x293]

What does Sarah Jessica Parker have to do with this?

I love a good SJP/horse joke as much as the previous guy, but isn't that the donkey from Bachelor Party?

dat ass?
 
Whatthefark
2012-02-02 05:32:09 PM
I don't know why condom makers aren't using her for their ads. Put her pic on the back of the box with a caption "If you find yourself hooking up with this, use our condoms or you'll be sorry!"

/Or she could do a Remington commercial
 
fusillade762
2012-02-02 05:41:49 PM
ZMugg: coffeecrisp: fusillade762: while her dog passed away after eating some of Love's prescription pills

That happens more often than you might think.

[i42.tinypic.com image 541x293]

What does Sarah Jessica Parker have to do with this?

I love a good SJP/horse joke as much as the previous guy, but isn't that the donkey from Bachelor Party?

Yup. R.I.P Party Donkey.
 
HeFixesTheCable
2012-02-02 06:01:31 PM
fusillade762: ZMugg: coffeecrisp: fusillade762: while her dog passed away after eating some of Love's prescription pills

That happens more often than you might think.

[i42.tinypic.com image 541x293]

What does Sarah Jessica Parker have to do with this?

I love a good SJP/horse joke as much as the previous guy, but isn't that the donkey from Bachelor Party?

Yup. R.I.P Party Donkey.

nationallampoon.com
 
Rubber Biscuit
2012-02-02 06:24:14 PM
NowhereMon: Of course Love will claim her pets committed suicide

/thread.
 
Sin_City_Superhero [TotalFark]
2012-02-02 06:43:22 PM
Crack Baby Athletic Association

application.denofgeek.com
 
Mentalpatient87
2012-02-02 06:49:21 PM
farkingismybusiness: In the arrrrrrms of an annnnnnnnnngel.

That's the "where is the damn remote?" song.
 
AcneVulgaris
2012-02-02 07:07:26 PM
Meh. Beagle. No loss.
 
iron_city_ap
2012-02-02 07:27:57 PM
namegoeshere: A judge found Love unfit to be legal guardian of her own daughter and ordered the Hole singer to stay clear of Cobain, her paternal grandmother Wendy O'Connor and aunt Kimberly Cobain.

The girl was 19 in 2009; what the heck does she need a legal guardian for?

This.
 
suburbanguy
2012-02-02 07:46:23 PM
I don't want to see Courtney Love anywhere.

/Nirvana fan
//Go away, Dave Grohl
 
DarkLancelot [TotalFark]
2012-02-02 07:46:33 PM
iron_city_ap: namegoeshere: A judge found Love unfit to be legal guardian of her own daughter and ordered the Hole singer to stay clear of Cobain, her paternal grandmother Wendy O'Connor and aunt Kimberly Cobain.

The girl was 19 in 2009; what the heck does she need a legal guardian for?

This.

Probably estate stuff, my Dad had that if he died before I was 25 my brother would control the house for me. That's the only thing I can imagine here.
 
sgleason818
2012-02-02 07:57:36 PM
namegoeshere: A judge found Love unfit to be legal guardian of her own daughter and ordered the Hole singer to stay clear of Cobain, her paternal grandmother Wendy O'Connor and aunt Kimberly Cobain.

The girl was 19 in 2009; what the heck does she need a legal guardian for?

I noticed that too: she didn't turn 19 until last August. Bad reporter! Bad!
 
MadAzza [TotalFark]
2012-02-03 12:13:19 AM
Whatthefark: I don't know why condom makers aren't using her for their ads. Put her pic on the back of the box with a caption "If you find yourself hooking up with this, use our condoms or you'll be sorry!"

/Or she could do a Remington commercial

Zing!

(also the sound of a bullet whizzing past)
 
MadAzza [TotalFark]
2012-02-03 12:20:50 AM
sgleason818: namegoeshere: A judge found Love unfit to be legal guardian of her own daughter and ordered the Hole singer to stay clear of Cobain, her paternal grandmother Wendy O'Connor and aunt Kimberly Cobain.

The girl was 19 in 2009; what the heck does she need a legal guardian for?

I noticed that too: she didn't turn 19 until last August. Bad reporter! Bad!

The article is poorly edited.

According to newly revealed court documents, (via the Daily Mail) Frances Bean Cobain accused her rock-star mother of killing two of the family pets.

Cobain claimed her mother's hoarding caused the death of two family pets. Her beloved cat died after becoming entangled in piles of Etsy fabrics, paperwork and mounds of trash, while her dog passed away after eating some of Love's prescription pills.

"The testimony was supplied in 2009, when the then-19-year-old Cobain filed a restraining order against Love in an L.A. superior court. The mother and daughter had gotten into a physical fight, which caused Cobain to leave the family home."

That was for the restraining order.

Separately, "(a) judge found Love unfit to be legal guardian of her own daughter ..."

I think.

Then again, that sentence goes on: "... and ordered the Hole singer to stay clear of Cobain, her paternal grandmother Wendy O'Connor and aunt Kimberly Cobain. Love was also banned from interacting with Frances Bean's dog, Uncle Fester."

Huh. OK, I can't make sense of it, either, but I'm leaning toward poor editing.

/editor
 
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