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I could be wrong, but I believe that this resort advertisement has been Photoshopped
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Lando Lincoln
2012-02-02 01:11:59 PM
That postcard is so incredibly bad I would snap them up like hotcakes to send to my friends.
Meatzilla
2012-02-02 01:12:24 PM
Dumski
2012-02-02 01:14:56 PM
At least my PS skills are better than that. Crap.
Snarfangel
2012-02-02 01:15:39 PM
I can't put my finger on it, but that sun doesn't look real.
sweetmelissa31
2012-02-02 01:25:27 PM
It's shopped. I can tell because who would sit next to a pool wearing pajama pants?
AmazinTim
2012-02-02 01:37:01 PM
Meh, the pixels look fine to me, and I've seen a few shops in my time.
markie_farkie
2012-02-02 01:48:19 PM
A friend from high school lives there. I've asked her to check into this, see if there really are abnormally huge people staying there..
Resort Website
(new window)
Walker
2012-02-02 02:06:00 PM
Reminds me of this:
skinnycatullus
2012-02-02 02:13:22 PM
I think that was actually MSPainted.
Spoon over Marin
2012-02-02 02:28:08 PM
That's a huge biatch.
Mr. Coffee Nerves
2012-02-02 02:31:21 PM
Of course it is. That garbage can on the middle of the right edge -- the WasteMaster 5000 by Trashtech -- wasn't offered for sale in foreign markets until 2009. SO blatant.
jaylectricity
2012-02-02 02:54:26 PM
markie_farkie
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A friend from high school lives there. I've asked her to check into this, see if there really are abnormally huge people staying there..
Resort Website (new window)
What's up with the gay pride flag on the top right?
Sybarite
2012-02-02 02:56:04 PM
You may be right.
/I may be crazy
markie_farkie
2012-02-02 03:01:21 PM
jaylectricity
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What's up with the gay pride flag on the top right?
You can request a suite upgrade to fabulous?
swankywanky
2012-02-02 03:12:46 PM
jaylectricity
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markie_farkie: A friend from high school lives there. I've asked her to check into this, see if there really are abnormally huge people staying there..
Resort Website (new window)
[i106.photobucket.com image 640x477]
What's up with the gay pride flag on the top right?
We'll take the Spanish, British, Germans and Gays, but we don't want any Irish!!
nytmare
2012-02-02 03:19:56 PM
Well they've got a pool*. Do they also have clean rooms and HBO?
*not guaranteed to be free of leaves or algae
moops
2012-02-02 03:21:06 PM
Spiralmonkey
2012-02-02 03:21:50 PM
I've just looked at this place on Trip Advisor - I highly recommend putting some of the German comments through Google translate - "The cabinets give off a very unpleasant odor when opening from decades of use.
Everything is dirty and a collection of Sprungfedern.TV schmierig.Die beds costs 1 € for forty minutes a nerve." I suspect the image is shopped to hide the roaches topping up their tans.
Current Resident
2012-02-02 03:27:31 PM
markie_farkie
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jaylectricity: What's up with the gay pride flag on the top right?
You can request a suite upgrade to fabulous?
Brilliant!
groppet
2012-02-02 03:27:37 PM
I hope they fired the 8 yr old that made that
iron_city_ap
2012-02-02 03:28:27 PM
skinnycatullus
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I think that was actually MSPainted.
This.
Gunderson
2012-02-02 03:30:01 PM
This place is so swank, even Oprah has stayed there
IAAl
2012-02-02 03:30:28 PM
What is this? An apartment complex for ants? It needs to be at least . . . three times bigger.
Scruffinator
2012-02-02 03:31:42 PM
markie_farkie
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A friend from high school lives there. I've asked her to check into this, see if there really are abnormally huge people staying there..
Resort Website (new window)
It looks like they've had a hard time finding people enjoying their pool.
Current Resident
2012-02-02 03:33:10 PM
Angry Drunk Bureaucrat
2012-02-02 03:34:24 PM
markie_farkie
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A friend from high school lives there. I've asked her to check into this, see if there really are abnormally huge people staying there..
I didn't even notice that the first time. I thought the pool was on a ledge about 500 feet from the building.
StoneColdAtheist
2012-02-02 03:35:17 PM
Actually, this looks okay to me. After all, no reasonable person would conclude that the photo is intended to represent objective reality. Sometime being so obviously fake gets the point across (come to our resort...you'll have fun!) without really misrepresenting anything.
Sort of like the "Subaru Man" who claimed in TV ads that the car could climb trees and mountains.
(Psst...he's lying!)
DVDave
2012-02-02 03:36:26 PM
Did someone say "giant trans-dimensional humanoids?
squirrelinator
2012-02-02 03:37:04 PM
And the guy second from the left is missing his left arm!
Treygreen13
2012-02-02 03:37:20 PM
iron_city_ap
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skinnycatullus: I think that was actually MSPainted.
This.
Been a while since I fired up paint, but I don't think it has a Smudge tool... which is what the comical little "splashes" appear to be done with. Either that or Liquify, but I seriously doubt anyone who did something this bad shelled out the cash for Photoshop.
My best guess is something like Jasc Paint Shop or something else.
Treygreen13
2012-02-02 03:38:36 PM
squirrelinator
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And the guy second from the left is missing his left arm!
And the girl with her leg in the pool is missing a foot.
traylor
2012-02-02 03:39:28 PM
Current Resident
:
[www.lasfaluas.es image 600x400]
[www.lasfaluas.es image 600x450]
[www.lasfaluas.es image 508x700]
[www.lasfaluas.es image 600x400]
Now if you could take a look at the picture posted by
moops
.
Calm Down You Spaz
2012-02-02 03:39:55 PM
markie_farkie
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jaylectricity: What's up with the gay pride flag on the top right?
You can request a suite upgrade to fabulous?
I believe the UN officially recognizes homoslavia now
WarszawaScream
2012-02-02 03:40:19 PM
Treygreen13
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iron_city_ap: skinnycatullus: I think that was actually MSPainted.
This.
Been a while since I fired up paint, but I don't think it has a Smudge tool... which is what the comical little "splashes" appear to be done with. Either that or Liquify, but I seriously doubt anyone who did something this bad shelled out the cash for Photoshop.
My best guess is something like Jasc Paint Shop or something else.
Gimp. If that's still around.
MrStench
2012-02-02 03:43:22 PM
Current Resident
:
[www.lasfaluas.es image 600x400]
[www.lasfaluas.es image 600x450]
[www.lasfaluas.es image 508x700]
[www.lasfaluas.es image 600x400]
Between the second photo and the third photo, that girl sure did lose a lot of weight.
busy chillin'
2012-02-02 03:45:13 PM
OH GOD...AND THEY WATCHED THE RING ON PAY-PER-VIEW LAST NIGHT!
Deucednuisance
2012-02-02 03:47:19 PM
Scruffinator
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It looks like they've had a hard time finding people enjoying their pool.
And what the heck is the graphic on the bottom of the pool?
It looks like a set of salt and pepper shakers on either side of a ... a derringer? All suspended from a ... Paraglider?
What is this I don't even
moops
2012-02-02 03:50:20 PM
sort of want
Click Click D'oh
2012-02-02 03:51:30 PM
Gee.... Boing Boing steals content from
psdisasters.com
(new window)
SirTanon
2012-02-02 03:51:47 PM
Have the clothes photoshopped off of her, and bring her to me.
Freakin Rican
2012-02-02 03:52:34 PM
look who showed up!! now its a party
Current Resident
2012-02-02 03:53:05 PM
MrStench
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Current Resident: [www.lasfaluas.es image 600x400]
[www.lasfaluas.es image 600x450]
[www.lasfaluas.es image 508x700]
[www.lasfaluas.es image 600x400]
Between the second photo and the third photo, that girl sure did lose a lot of weight.
I thought the same thing at first. But then in the second photo her body is somewhat stretched giving the illusion that she lost weight; she still has the belly pouch, though.
/yes, I have looked at it that closely
//I'm restoring databases and have some time to kill
Treygreen13
2012-02-02 03:53:48 PM
Click Click D'oh
:
Gee.... Boing Boing steals content from psdisasters.com (new window)
Didn't notice them crediting PSD on the link, didja?
Freakin Rican
2012-02-02 03:54:33 PM
try that again :(
NOW
its a party
Crewmannumber6
2012-02-02 03:55:06 PM
IAAl
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What is this? An apartment complex for ants? It needs to be at least . . . three times bigger.
A tip of the hat to you, my good sir!
Bladel
2012-02-02 03:56:15 PM
I knew it was fake!
You can tell by how all of their sandals look like pool lounge chairs.
busy chillin'
2012-02-02 03:57:48 PM
Current Resident
casual disregard
2012-02-02 03:58:47 PM
Spiralmonkey
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Sprungfedern.TV schmierig.Die beds costs 1 € for forty minutes a nerve
I think this explains everything.
Surly U. Jest
2012-02-02 04:00:24 PM
SirTanon
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[www.lasfaluas.es image 600x450]
Have the clothes photoshopped off of her, and bring her to me.
Here you go:
RatOmeter
2012-02-02 04:01:07 PM
StoneColdAtheist
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Actually, this looks okay to me.
I think it's got a kind of playfully surreal vibe to it. Almost arty.
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