oh jeebus!!


NO just NO and more NO and some more NO with a side helping of NO!

The Stealth Hippopotamus: oh jeebus!!


NO just NO and more NO and some more NO with a side helping of NO!

And might I add... NONONONONO

I'm not afraid of needles. On the other hand, I don't care for cosmetic surgery. Send 100 suitable women to me (to have a statistically valid sample) and if a supermajority of them complain about my girth I'll consider an enhancement.

I should add, I'm not afraid of needles in the hands of medical professionals. When we did the finger prick blood test game in biology class I couldn't get a good jab. I unwillingly softened the blow. I was afraid if I jabbed hard I would pin my finger to the desk or slice off the tip.

YOU liek bi99er p3n1s? R33l scIence injecti0n for bi99er p3n1s!

What's wrong? It's perfectly safe. You can drink that stuff.

ZAZ: I'm not afraid of needles.

There's a difference between fear of needles and fear of big needles in my dick

Yeah, that's about the right size:

I hear they stick them from INSIDE the urethra,

and I fainted from typing that

Still, what would I recommend as a board-certified plastic surgeon to anyone who wants to make their manhood appear larger?

I don't want it to appear larger, I want it to be larger.

Goddamn that article made me cringe.

You know, while I wouldn't mind a bit more length, like probably every guy below 8", can I get a little more show instead of all grow? I'm good with the width though.

If you need a larger c*ck....

GAT_00: You know, while I wouldn't mind a bit more length, like probably every guy below 8", can I get a little more show instead of all grow? I'm good with the width though.

You're satisfied with 2"??

/didn't peek
//i keed

miss diminutive: More impressive results can be obtained by invasive surgeries. These procedures are not for the squeamish, however. One surgery to widen the penis involves cutting it open and implanting radiated cadaver skin around the central shaft.

What the farking fark?

Having a small penis is so traumatizing that they're willing to inject dead flesh into it? I....I just don't get it.



Have you SEEN what we put it in?

Dumski: GAT_00: You know, while I wouldn't mind a bit more length, like probably every guy below 8", can I get a little more show instead of all grow? I'm good with the width though.

You're satisfied with 2"??

/didn't peek
//i keed

That was inevitable.

So subby...how exactly did you "stumble" upon that article, hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?

your average maint. man: do they roll it from the center out?

That's the only way to get a consistent thickness. Any chef knows that. However, they let you choose the texture:

Idiocracy called it.

miss diminutive: GAT_00: You know, while I wouldn't mind a bit more length, like probably every guy below 8", can I get a little more show instead of all grow? I'm good with the width though.

Why? How many people see your un-erect penis who also don't see it in it's fully erect glory? Is this just to impress in the locker room?

I really don't give a damn about that. I dunno, it's just a guy thing I guess. I'd never actually do anything about it.

Wonderful....

I guess there still isn't any cure for guys who had too much chopped off when they were circumcised? We're still royally farked on that issue? OK! Thanks for clearing that up!

// don't really care if it is small, just care if it can feel anything.

LeroyBourne: What if your penis is wider than it is longer. It's like a dome, could this help me?

Help you get a nickname....
CheeseWheel.

A 4cm increase in girth is pretty impressive.

Also this image seems appropriate:

highbrow45: antidisestablishmentarianism: A 4cm increase in girth is pretty impressive.

Also this image seems appropriate:
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A 7 inch circumference? Really?

I think it shows that women have unreasonable expectations for penis sizes. Probably from watching too much porn.