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Another one of those touching Thai life insurance commercials. What a drag
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Meatzilla
2012-02-02 12:37:12 PM
Bunnyhat
2012-02-02 12:44:47 PM
OMG, I both hate and love these commercials with equal amounts of passion.
lohphat
2012-02-02 12:48:53 PM
Bunnyhat
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OMG, I both hate and love these commercials with equal amounts of passion.
Yeah, this one's too forced.
ShawnDoc
2012-02-02 01:09:59 PM
The pacing was off with this one, and the English language narrator didn't help.
bob_ross
2012-02-02 02:02:56 PM
Was that a Saab?
Two Dogs Farking
2012-02-02 02:29:01 PM
A 3-minute commercial? Screw that noise.
Surly U. Jest
2012-02-02 02:56:23 PM
Oh great another ladyboy thread. Thanks Subby.
rockmoss
2012-02-02 03:16:54 PM
Oh god, I don't care how contrived these commercials are, it's still so dusty... so dusty...
TommyymmoT
2012-02-02 03:20:43 PM
The next scene shows the kid walking in a beautiful flower covered field, enjoying the sun and the breeze, as he steps on a land mine.
Donkey Hodie
2012-02-02 04:01:22 PM
That's not Thai. I don't know for sure what language they are speaking, but it's not Thai.
Rhames
2012-02-02 04:29:26 PM
GriffXX
2012-02-02 04:38:07 PM
Needed Tony Jaa in it.
Bluemookie
2012-02-02 04:42:21 PM
Um...so, what am I supposed to take away from that commercial? That particular insurance doesn't cover physical therapy? That Asians still haven't adapted to using knives and forks? WHAT?
Tony_Pepperoni
2012-02-02 04:44:04 PM
Another one of those touching Thai life insurance commercials. What a drag
Subby, what you did there, I see it.
GungFu
2012-02-02 04:44:50 PM
Donkey Hodie
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That's not Thai. I don't know for sure what language they are speaking, but it's not Thai.
It's Cantonese. Like, from Hong Kong and stuff.
GungFu
2012-02-02 04:47:30 PM
Bluemookie
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That Asians still haven't adapted to using knives and forks? WHAT?
If it works, leave it be, dumbass.
Get back to your spork.
socodog
2012-02-02 05:33:45 PM
Man, I love these commercials for better safety harnesses at the workplace. I'm totally going down to Grainger right now to buy a new set. fark falling off a roof and being carried around by an angry Asian man the rest of my days.
Next to get me a face tattoo and find some of those loose women I keep hearing about.
RatOmeter
2012-02-02 06:33:22 PM
GungFu
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Donkey Hodie: That's not Thai. I don't know for sure what language they are speaking, but it's not Thai.
It's Cantonese. Like, from Hong Kong and stuff.
Maybe Taiwan. Some people get "Thai[land]" mixed up with "Tai[wan]" I guess.
I only knew it wasn't Thailand because I recognised some Chinese phrases. Oh, and they didn't look like Siamese.
Tillmaster
2012-02-02 06:52:40 PM
RatOmeter
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GungFu: Donkey Hodie: That's not Thai. I don't know for sure what language they are speaking, but it's not Thai.
It's Cantonese. Like, from Hong Kong and stuff.
Maybe Taiwan. Some people get "Thai[land]" mixed up with "Tai[wan]" I guess.
I only knew it wasn't Thailand because I recognised some Chinese phrases. Oh, and they didn't look like Siamese.
Thanks. I was wondering what they hell it had to do with Thailand.
Cubicle Jockey
2012-02-02 06:56:33 PM
'Marry Me" is the most devastating of all those ads, imho.
Link
(new window)
SewButtons onYer Underwear
2012-02-02 07:13:47 PM
Would be much more effective using The Phantom Menace voice over guy.
GungFu
2012-02-02 07:24:35 PM
Tillmaster
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RatOmeter: GungFu: Donkey Hodie: That's not Thai. I don't know for sure what language they are speaking, but it's not Thai.
It's Cantonese. Like, from Hong Kong and stuff.
Maybe Taiwan. Some people get "Thai[land]" mixed up with "Tai[wan]" I guess.
I only knew it wasn't Thailand because I recognised some Chinese phrases. Oh, and they didn't look like Siamese.
Thanks. I was wondering what they hell it had to do with Thailand.
Nothing to do with Thailand except maybe the similarity of their ads, and I'm sure this is where subby arrived with his headline. The language spoken is Cantonese, like, again, from Hong Kong and stuff. The end writing 'Happy New Year' is in Mandarin Pinyin, however, so it's possible that it's from Taiwan, or even from China. But the language is 100% Cantonese.
GungFu
2012-02-02 07:31:08 PM
GungFu
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Tillmaster: RatOmeter: GungFu: Donkey Hodie: That's not Thai. I don't know for sure what language they are speaking, but it's not Thai.
It's Cantonese. Like, from Hong Kong and stuff.
Maybe Taiwan. Some people get "Thai[land]" mixed up with "Tai[wan]" I guess.
I only knew it wasn't Thailand because I recognised some Chinese phrases. Oh, and they didn't look like Siamese.
Thanks. I was wondering what they hell it had to do with Thailand.
Nothing to do with Thailand except maybe the similarity of their ads, and I'm sure this is where subby arrived with his headline. The language spoken is Cantonese, like, again, from Hong Kong and stuff. The end writing 'Happy New Year' is in Mandarin Pinyin, however, so it's possible that it's from Taiwan, or even from China. But the language is 100% Cantonese.
Addendum: Erm, giving the English voice-over and company logo, and mad spoken Cantonese and Mandarin writing mix, it's most likely from a Western country.
ApatheticMonkey
2012-02-02 07:31:49 PM
GungFu
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Tillmaster: RatOmeter: GungFu: Donkey Hodie: That's not Thai. I don't know for sure what language they are speaking, but it's not Thai.
It's Cantonese. Like, from Hong Kong and stuff.
Maybe Taiwan. Some people get "Thai[land]" mixed up with "Tai[wan]" I guess.
I only knew it wasn't Thailand because I recognised some Chinese phrases. Oh, and they didn't look like Siamese.
Thanks. I was wondering what they hell it had to do with Thailand.
Nothing to do with Thailand except maybe the similarity of their ads, and I'm sure this is where subby arrived with his headline. The language spoken is Cantonese, like, again, from Hong Kong and stuff. The end writing 'Happy New Year' is in Mandarin Pinyin, however, so it's possible that it's from Taiwan, or even from China. But the language is 100% Cantonese.
Malaysia. That's where the company at the end is based. They also speak Cantonese there.
bugmn99
2012-02-02 08:09:53 PM
I lol'd.
weapon13
2012-02-02 08:21:49 PM
Donkey Hodie
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That's not Thai. I don't know for sure what language they are speaking, but it's not Thai.
It's Cantonese. Probably filmed in Hong Kong.
"Gong Xi Fa Cai" at the end? Spelt wrong but it means 'Happy new year' / 'Prosperous new year'.
That video made me want to vomit.
ApatheticMonkey
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GungFu: Tillmaster: RatOmeter: GungFu: Donkey Hodie: That's not Thai. I don't know for sure what language they are speaking, but it's not Thai.
It's Cantonese. Like, from Hong Kong and stuff.
Maybe Taiwan. Some people get "Thai[land]" mixed up with "Tai[wan]" I guess.
I only knew it wasn't Thailand because I recognised some Chinese phrases. Oh, and they didn't look like Siamese.
Thanks. I was wondering what they hell it had to do with Thailand.
Nothing to do with Thailand except maybe the similarity of their ads, and I'm sure this is where subby arrived with his headline. The language spoken is Cantonese, like, again, from Hong Kong and stuff. The end writing 'Happy New Year' is in Mandarin Pinyin, however, so it's possible that it's from Taiwan, or even from China. But the language is 100% Cantonese.
Malaysia. That's where the company at the end is based. They also speak Cantonese there.
More Malaysians speak Mandarin than Cantonese.
/Speaks fluent Cantonese, Mandarin (and English!) to name but a few.
stebain
2012-02-02 09:05:49 PM
morethanmedication
smurfnazi
2012-02-02 09:20:38 PM
rockmoss
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Oh god, I don't care how contrived these commercials are, it's still so dusty... so dusty...
THIS
Bacontastesgood
2012-02-02 09:44:25 PM
stebain
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morethanmedication
In a similar vein but different:
sweeterthansaccharine
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KellyKellyKelly
2012-02-02 09:53:04 PM
socodog
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Man, I love these commercials for better safety harnesses at the workplace.
You and me both.
Mrtraveler01
2012-02-02 10:14:29 PM
ApatheticMonkey
:
GungFu: Tillmaster: RatOmeter: GungFu: Donkey Hodie: That's not Thai. I don't know for sure what language they are speaking, but it's not Thai.
It's Cantonese. Like, from Hong Kong and stuff.
Maybe Taiwan. Some people get "Thai[land]" mixed up with "Tai[wan]" I guess.
I only knew it wasn't Thailand because I recognised some Chinese phrases. Oh, and they didn't look like Siamese.
Thanks. I was wondering what they hell it had to do with Thailand.
Nothing to do with Thailand except maybe the similarity of their ads, and I'm sure this is where subby arrived with his headline. The language spoken is Cantonese, like, again, from Hong Kong and stuff. The end writing 'Happy New Year' is in Mandarin Pinyin, however, so it's possible that it's from Taiwan, or even from China. But the language is 100% Cantonese.
Malaysia. That's where the company at the end is based. They also speak Cantonese there.
Yep, it's from Malaysia. Which makes sense since they have a large Chinese minority there (24%).
And BERNAS apparently has something to do with rice based on their website which explains why there is a lot of rice shown in the commercial.
Link
adeist69
2012-02-02 10:36:42 PM
"Another one of those touching Thai life insurance commercials.
What a drag
"
You bastard
subby
. "Thai" + "drag" =
/hotlinked
//I'm so confused right now
Tony_Pepperoni
2012-02-02 10:48:33 PM
Cubicle Jockey
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'Marry Me" is the most devastating of all those ads, imho.
Link (new window)
Wait a second....doesn't that mean he just married her for the insurance money?
chopit
2012-02-02 10:51:00 PM
Mrtraveler01
:
ApatheticMonkey: GungFu: Tillmaster: RatOmeter: GungFu: Donkey Hodie: That's not Thai. I don't know for sure what language they are speaking, but it's not Thai.
It's Cantonese. Like, from Hong Kong and stuff.
Maybe Taiwan. Some people get "Thai[land]" mixed up with "Tai[wan]" I guess.
I only knew it wasn't Thailand because I recognised some Chinese phrases. Oh, and they didn't look like Siamese.
Thanks. I was wondering what they hell it had to do with Thailand.
Nothing to do with Thailand except maybe the similarity of their ads, and I'm sure this is where subby arrived with his headline. The language spoken is Cantonese, like, again, from Hong Kong and stuff. The end writing 'Happy New Year' is in Mandarin Pinyin, however, so it's possible that it's from Taiwan, or even from China. But the language is 100% Cantonese.
Malaysia. That's where the company at the end is based. They also speak Cantonese there.
Yep, it's from Malaysia. Which makes sense since they have a large Chinese minority there (24%).
And BERNAS apparently has something to do with rice based on their website which explains why there is a lot of rice shown in the commercial.
Link
Oh ffs. You people are epic at missing the farking point.
echri
2012-02-02 10:54:02 PM
for FARKS sakes! I was fine until it got to the flashback of the dad and his son as a toddler, then I had to turn it off because I knew my girlfriend would be home soon and I was not doing well.
nmemkha
2012-02-02 11:31:11 PM
I think that video gave me diabetes.
Any Pie Left
2012-02-03 01:02:23 AM
The "induce my baby before his dad croaks in the room next door" spot is, I think the best of these, it pushes every button masterfully and you realize that, intellectually, as you're watching it, but for all of the crass manipulation, if it still doesn't stir some reaction in your soul, there may be something wrong with your human empathy glands.
lohphat
2012-02-03 02:37:34 AM
Any Pie Left
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The "induce my baby before his dad croaks in the room next door" spot is, I think the best of these, it pushes every button masterfully and you realize that, intellectually, as you're watching it, but for all of the crass manipulation, if it still doesn't stir some reaction in your soul, there may be something wrong with your human empathy glands.
If I were the father, I'd not want my child's long term health endangered by a premature delivery. A hand on the mother's abdomen would be enough knowing it's safer and better to be there than in my arms since in a matter of hours/days, it will matter not at all to me.
karnal
2012-02-03 09:01:14 AM
The next video (Traffic Cop Hit By Truck) was more fun.
BHK
2012-02-03 04:12:51 PM
I know it's a poor country and all, but aren't wheelchairs cheaper and easier to manage than old men dragging around paraplegics?
toyotaboy
2012-02-03 04:51:02 PM
jesus, are these commercials trying to make consumers cry? Just rip my heart out why don't ya?
booger42
2012-02-05 10:43:40 AM
BHK
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I know it's a poor country and all, but aren't wheelchairs cheaper and easier to manage than old men dragging around paraplegics?
I thought, "Is that what passes for rehabilitation there?'
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