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(Think Progress)   Sen. Mike Lee thinks President Obama using his constitutional power to make recess appointments is exactly like the Japanese attacking Pearl Harbor and killing 2400 Americans   (thinkprogress.org) divider line 97
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2012-02-02 01:11:48 PM
John Bolton
 
2012-02-02 01:16:20 PM
Every action Obama takes is comparable to a national tragedy. Every. single. one.
 
2012-02-02 01:16:38 PM
Oh for chrissake. He changed an entire word, subby. Have you ever heard of nuance? Ever heard of a guy named JFK? One little word changed him from a Berliner to a jelly doughnut. One. Little. Word.

It's like when one artist or musician modifies the work of another. Changing a slight beat here, a little riff there, and you've got something completely re-imagined, something new. For example, here's the original:

Link (new window)

And now, look at what happens when another artist comes along and is inspired:

Link (new window)

At a first listen the beats sound similar, and you might call the second one a total ripoff of the first. But here it? There's that little difference in how the beat hooks. That's where genius comes from.

Pay attention to the little things, subby. Pay attention to words. They matter.
 
2012-02-02 01:18:45 PM
"Was it over when the Kenyans bombed Pearl Harbor?"
"Kenyans?"
"Forget it, he's rolling!"
 
2012-02-02 01:19:36 PM
James!: Every action Obama takes is comparable to a national tragedy. Every. single. one.

Obama got me in traffic so he and his motorcade can drive by. I now know how the Jews felt when they were depicted as non-humans, set up in prison camps and then gassed in Nazi Germany.
 
2012-02-02 01:19:45 PM
Sen. Mike Lee thinks

No, he doesn't.
 
2012-02-02 01:22:04 PM
I can't wait for the Level 9 Buttfrustration to take hold when they lose in court.
 
2012-02-02 01:22:38 PM
southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com
 
2012-02-02 01:22:39 PM
So... Obama making recess appointments is just like Alabama getting upset by the University of Louisiana-Monroe a few years ago, right, Coach Saban?
 
2012-02-02 01:23:13 PM
Subby means Germany.

/ get your meme right.
 
2012-02-02 01:23:52 PM
...and how many times did George Bush do this 'end run' around Congress?
Not just with Bolton either...he did this with the ambassador to Belgium.

oh yeah...IOKIYAR.


/ obligatory
 
2012-02-02 01:24:13 PM
The recess appointments thingy was awful when Bush did it. It meant we were all thisclose to being sent to camps or something.

Now, when Obama does it, it is just the smart move. Just more proof Obama is The Smartest President Ever™. ok
 
2012-02-02 01:24:35 PM
Sen. Mike Lee (R-UT) threatened to exact revenge for President Obama's decision to recess appoint four officials by engaging in a scorched earth campaign of obstruction against each of the president's nominees.

I'm sure this will be totally different from the scorched-earth policy of obstruction against each of the president's nominees that led us to this pass in the first place.
 
2012-02-02 01:25:13 PM
Maybe if you would do your job and approve acceptable, qualified candidates for the position, instead of faking sessions in order to dodge recess appointments like this, it wouldn't be necessary.
 
2012-02-02 01:25:50 PM
HotWingConspiracy: I can't wait for the Level 9 Buttfrustration to take hold when they lose in court.

Buttanxiety followed by buttdepression
 
2012-02-02 01:26:03 PM
Well he is from Utah so it could have been worse.
 
2012-02-02 01:26:39 PM
Obama is the greatest threat to our (Insert conservative buzz word here)
 
2012-02-02 01:26:50 PM
Calling something "a day that will live in infamy" is not comparing it to Pearl Harbor, unless you're stupid.

Now, calling the President's use of recess appointments "a day that will life in infamy" is ITSELF a very stupid thing to say.

But lets not invent outrage. There is plenty of it to go around.
 
2012-02-02 01:27:52 PM
Just like the annoying bint who uses the red exclamation point on EVERY email she sends Republicans who compare Obama recess appointments/telepromptering/golfing/singing/killing Osama as "exactly the same as a million holocausts, but a million times worse EACH, plus I'm pretty sure he raped Lincoln's corpse and used the original Declaration to wipe Muslin Chow from his evil chin" the constant shrieking entreaties for attention just get ignored after a short time.
 
2012-02-02 01:27:53 PM
Sen. Mike Lee thinks President Obama using his constitutional power to make recess appointments when the Senate is not recessed is exactly like the Japanese attacking Pearl Harbor and killing 2400 Americans unconstitutional

Fixed that for you, subtard.

Oh, and

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2012-02-02 01:28:40 PM
Attention Liberals: This shiat isn't helping. The guy was clearly just trying to say that something fundamental had changed in the relationship between branches of government. He may be right. You really don't know until a Republican retakes the office and takes this loophole to it's extremist conclusion, as is typically the case (see: filibuster).

But jumping right to Pearl Harbour? Dollars to Donuts says that this guy didn't even know that those words were spoken by Roosevelt, let alone about Pearl Harbour. He probably just remembered hearing them in a movie somewhere.

So please- Don't attribute to malice what ignorance can account for. There are very real things worth getting upset about- being petty about this tiny little shiat is unbecoming. It simply verifies what conservatives have been saying about you. So even if you won't do the right thing, at least don't give them the satisfaction.
 
2012-02-02 01:28:47 PM
barneyfifesbullet: The recess appointments thingy was awful when Bush did it. It meant we were all thisclose to being sent to camps or something.

Now, when Obama does it, it is just the smart move. Just more proof Obama is The Smartest President Ever™. ok


The recess appointments were bad when Bush did it because he appointed bad people. John Bolton should not have been the Ambassador to the UN.

Now, do you have a similar criticism about Richard Cordrey's ability to lead the CFPB?
 
2012-02-02 01:29:45 PM
I think they need to just go ahead and rename it the Hyperbole Party

/or maybe Squealing Breathless Hysterics Party, but that doesn't roll off the tongue
 
2012-02-02 01:29:53 PM
Is ThinkProgress in a race with Sen Mike Lee to see who can get to absolute stupid first?
 
2012-02-02 01:30:23 PM
Obama making recess appointments is exactly like when the 1872 Meiji Japanese government annexed the Ryukyu Kingdom, paving the way for the eventual formation of the Okinawa prefecture.

Obama making recess appointments is exactly like in 1915 when that German submarine sank the RMS Lusitania, killing 1198 people including 128 Americans.

Exactly like it folks.
 
2012-02-02 01:30:26 PM
syzygy whizz: ...and how many times did George Bush do this 'end run' around Congress?
Not just with Bolton either...he did this with the ambassador to Belgium.

oh yeah...IOKIYAR.


/ obligatory


I don't recall Bush making a recess appointment by himself declaring Congress as in recess when it wasn't, but I'm sure it was just because he didn't think of it. I have to hand it to Obama, he keeps finding ways to trump Bush in imperiousness.
 
2012-02-02 01:30:35 PM
barneyfifesbullet: The recess appointments thingy was awful when Bush did it. It meant we were all thisclose to being sent to camps or something.

Now, when Obama does it, it is just the smart move. Just more proof Obama is The Smartest President Ever™. ok


Let's see...
Bush used it to bypass the Senate and install nominees that were in danger of losing their confirmation votes.
Obama used it to bypass the Senate and install nominees that Senate Republicans refused to vote on.
Clearly, both incidents are exactly the same.
 
2012-02-02 01:30:37 PM
unyon: Dollars to Donuts says that this guy didn't even know that those words were spoken by Roosevelt, let alone about Pearl Harbour.

Then he is too fng stupid to be in the Senate.

I agree with your sentiment- Mike Lee is not comparing this to Pearl Harbor. But to say that Mike Lee does not know where "A day that will life in infamy" comes from is doing him a disservice.
 
2012-02-02 01:31:28 PM
Utah = Mormonistan. How many democrats they got in the House and Senate. I'm guessing not many. GOP rhetoric, color me surprised. I defend this guys right to be a disingenuous douche nozzle. Bolton, cough cough. No we cannot just 'get along'.
 
2012-02-02 01:31:50 PM
unyon: Attention Liberals: This shiat isn't helping. The guy was clearly just trying to say that something fundamental had changed in the relationship between branches of government. He may be right. You really don't know until a Republican retakes the office and takes this loophole to it's extremist conclusion, as is typically the case (see: filibuster).

But jumping right to Pearl Harbour? Dollars to Donuts says that this guy didn't even know that those words were spoken by Roosevelt, let alone about Pearl Harbour. He probably just remembered hearing them in a movie somewhere.

So please- Don't attribute to malice what ignorance can account for. There are very real things worth getting upset about- being petty about this tiny little shiat is unbecoming. It simply verifies what conservatives have been saying about you. So even if you won't do the right thing, at least don't give them the satisfaction.


You're right. As a republican, we should have assumed him to completely ignorant of even the most important days in US history.
 
2012-02-02 01:31:54 PM
unyon: The guy was clearly just trying to say that something fundamental had changed in the relationship between branches of government. He may be right. You really don't know until a Republican retakes the office and takes this loophole to it's extremist conclusion, as is typically the case (see: filibuster).

Sheesh, short memory.
 
2012-02-02 01:32:01 PM
jjorsett: I have to hand it to ObamaTeddy Roosevelt, he keeps finding ways to trump Bush in imperiousness.

FTF historical accuracy.
 
2012-02-02 01:32:48 PM
"Ceded" is a good word choice. You gave it up, because you abused it.
 
2012-02-02 01:33:32 PM
different in kind, not in degree.

Emperor Obama has a nice ring to it, doesn't it?
 
2012-02-02 01:33:35 PM
Obama making recess appointments is exactly like when I dropped my sandwich on a dirty carpet and the bread came apart exposing the mustard and deli cuts inside to all forms of contaminants. Causing me to throw away an entire sandwich.
 
2012-02-02 01:33:36 PM
what_now: Then he is too fng stupid to be in the Senate.

Ypu don't exactly get in by scoring high on a history test
 
2012-02-02 01:33:36 PM
Curse of the Goth Kids: Sen. Mike Lee (R-UT) threatened to exact revenge for President Obama's decision to recess appoint four officials by engaging in a scorched earth campaign of obstruction against each of the president's nominees.

I'm sure this will be totally different from the scorched-earth policy of obstruction against each of the president's nominees that led us to this pass in the first place.


Came to say this.
 
2012-02-02 01:34:29 PM
January 4, 2012. I remember I was at work that day when my wife called me to tell me she had just heard about the 4 recess appointments on the news. Pretty soon, everybody at the office was gathered around the radio as the reports kept coming in with new details. Management realized that nobody was going to get anything done for the rest of the day with the fear and trepidation we all felt, so they let us all go home to be with our families. I don't think I've ever hugged and kissed my kids so much as I did when I got home and found them safe. I called my mom to tell her how much I love her, and then...then I just broke down and cried.
 
2012-02-02 01:36:22 PM
I've seen firsthand 9/11, the East Coast Quake of 2011 and the Blackout of 2004 and I can say, without hyperbole, that Obama's recess appointments are a billion times worse than all 3 combined.
 
2012-02-02 01:36:38 PM
Kid Lester: January 4, 2012. I remember I was at work that day when my wife called me to tell me she had just heard about the 4 recess appointments on the news. Pretty soon, everybody at the office was gathered around the radio as the reports kept coming in with new details. Management realized that nobody was going to get anything done for the rest of the day with the fear and trepidation we all felt, so they let us all go home to be with our families. I don't think I've ever hugged and kissed my kids so much as I did when I got home and found them safe. I called my mom to tell her how much I love her, and then...then I just broke down and cried.

I stand in awe.
 
2012-02-02 01:36:54 PM
That's a pretty big stretch there.

For instance: Last week, Tea Party Sen. Mike Lee (R-UT) threatened to exact revenge for President Obama's decision to recess appoint four officials by engaging in a scorched earth campaign of obstruction against each of the president's nominees.

Is that the authors choice of words? That's a military term used as a pretty extreme measure. Is he saying that using the filibuster is literally the same as the Soviets burning half their country to the ground to deny it to the Germans?

Really?
 
2012-02-02 01:37:19 PM
unyon: Attention Liberals: This shiat isn't helping. The guy was clearly just trying to say that something fundamental had changed in the relationship between branches of government. He may be right. You really don't know until a Republican retakes the office and takes this loophole to it's extremist conclusion, as is typically the case (see: filibuster).

But jumping right to Pearl Harbour? Dollars to Donuts says that this guy didn't even know that those words were spoken by Roosevelt, let alone about Pearl Harbour. He probably just remembered hearing them in a movie somewhere.

So please- Don't attribute to malice what ignorance can account for. There are very real things worth getting upset about- being petty about this tiny little shiat is unbecoming. It simply verifies what conservatives have been saying about you. So even if you won't do the right thing, at least don't give them the satisfaction.


Too late.
 
2012-02-02 01:37:35 PM
jjorsett

syzygy whizz: ...and how many times did George Bush do this 'end run' around Congress?
Not just with Bolton either...he did this with the ambassador to Belgium.

oh yeah...IOKIYAR.


/ obligatory

I don't recall Bush making a recess appointment by himself declaring Congress as in recess when it wasn't, but I'm sure it was just because he didn't think of it. I have to hand it to Obama, he keeps finding ways to trump Bush in imperiousness.



Dims will be Dims
 
2012-02-02 01:38:10 PM
Kid Lester: January 4, 2012. I remember I was at work that day when my wife called me to tell me she had just heard about the 4 recess appointments on the news. Pretty soon, everybody at the office was gathered around the radio as the reports kept coming in with new details. Management realized that nobody was going to get anything done for the rest of the day with the fear and trepidation we all felt, so they let us all go home to be with our families. I don't think I've ever hugged and kissed my kids so much as I did when I got home and found them safe. I called my mom to tell her how much I love her, and then...then I just broke down and cried.

LMAO
+1
 
2012-02-02 01:38:50 PM
jjorsett: declaring Congress as in recess when it wasn't

Ah yes, "the recess that wasn't a recess," to quote Rick Santorum on the matter. Look, if you're going to be an asshole by keeping a skeleton crew of Senators in town to hold 30- second pro-forma sessions every other day in an attempt to block a recess appointment, that's fine. But getting all righteous indignation-y about it when the president is an asshole back to you just makes you look like an idiot and a brat. Some dick moves work, others not so much. Get over it.
 
2012-02-02 01:38:51 PM
watson.t.hamster: That's a pretty big stretch there.

For instance: Last week, Tea Party Sen. Mike Lee (R-UT) threatened to exact revenge for President Obama's decision to recess appoint four officials by engaging in a scorched earth campaign of obstruction against each of the president's nominees.

Is that the authors choice of words? That's a military term used as a pretty extreme measure. Is he saying that using the filibuster is literally the same as the Soviets burning half their country to the ground to deny it to the Germans?

Really?


heh good point
 
2012-02-02 01:39:17 PM
Japanese?
 
2012-02-02 01:40:15 PM
Roy_G_Biv: Fixed that for you, subtard.

I'll never understand why righties identify so much with Star Trek.

It's a f*cking liberal UTOPIA. Doesn't that bug you at all?
 
2012-02-02 01:42:07 PM
whidbey: Roy_G_Biv: Fixed that for you, subtard.

I'll never understand why righties identify so much with Star Trek.

It's a f*cking liberal UTOPIA. Doesn't that bug you at all?


Probably because the leaders of the "religious right" haven't told them to hate it yet.
 
2012-02-02 01:43:30 PM
Another recess appointment has just hit the south tower.
 
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