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(CNSNews)   "The days of conservatives being punching bags are over," says Rep. Allen West, excitedly bobbing up and down   (cnsnews.com) divider line 159
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2012-02-02 11:10:05 AM
Not as long as you're around, pal.

farm3.staticflickr.com
 
2012-02-02 11:16:00 AM
So does this mean you guys are going to start acting like sensible, rational people?
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2012-02-02 11:32:33 AM
That's a bad thing, since they are good for nothing else.
 
2012-02-02 11:34:18 AM
Just another twerp who doesn't know how to disagree without getting homicidal.

Mr. West, you far too unimportant and not influential enough to be regarded at all, as a punching bag or otherwise.
 
2012-02-02 11:48:42 AM
I love when bullies pretend they're the real victims...
 
2012-02-02 11:53:51 AM
Methinks that they are just beginning, actually.
 
2012-02-02 11:56:05 AM
It's always amusing when mewling, sniveling wussies cast themselves as the "man pushed too far" who's ready to go all Falling Down when, in reality, his outbreak of balls will be limited to saying mean things under his breath when the Denny's waitress takes too long to refill his decaf.
 
2012-02-02 11:59:50 AM
Eat shiat, war criminal.
 
2012-02-02 12:01:10 PM
How about "collateral damage" instead?
 
2012-02-02 12:14:20 PM
You won't have Nixon to kick around any more.
 
2012-02-02 12:36:04 PM

Jake Havechek: Eat shiat, war criminal.


Republicans: Adulters for family values, war criminals for strong national defense, oil men for the environment, and CEOs for the working man.

It's almost like electing people who absolutely hate the government to lead the government leads to poor governing . . . or something.

/West is terrible person, abnormally bad.
 
2012-02-02 12:43:24 PM

SphericalTime: It's almost like electing people who absolutely hate the government to lead the government leads to poor governing . . . or something.


Which is exactly what the GOP is trying to do.
 
2012-02-02 12:58:29 PM

GAT_00: Which is exactly what the GOP is trying to do.


I'd say they're doing better than "trying." People like West are proof that something's working for them.
 
2012-02-02 01:00:56 PM
So the Republican primaries are over?

Who won?
 
2012-02-02 01:03:24 PM

GAT_00: SphericalTime: It's almost like electing people who absolutely hate the government to lead the government leads to poor governing . . . or something.

Which is exactly what the GOP is trying to do.


Isn't that a part of a P. J. O'Rourke quote?

The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work and then they get elected and prove it.
 
2012-02-02 01:15:50 PM
So, basically, he's saying he wants to pistol whip Democrats until they tell him where the WMD are?

Stay classy, f*ckface.
 
2012-02-02 01:22:37 PM

Lando Lincoln: So does this mean you guys are going to start acting like sensible, rational people?


Nah, just moved from punching bags to laughingstocks.
 
2012-02-02 01:29:59 PM
Bullies..plain and simple, with a seriously farked up victim complex.
Face it ya bigoted, selfish, homophobic, hate filled, anti-Jesus, false Christian POS...you are unwanted here. There is absolutely nothing redeeming about you.

Go away!
 
2012-02-02 01:31:29 PM
"Now *douche* bags? That's another story."
 
2012-02-02 01:32:44 PM

SphericalTime: It's almost like electing people who absolutely hate the government to lead the government leads to poor governing . . . or something.


I still find it weird that Republicans - and even some Democrats - talk about how they want to find a non-DC "outsider" politician who is anti-Federalist, anti-government, and not an elitist academic type. It would be like if I put out an ad for a cat sitter, but specified that I wanted someone who lived in another state and was allergic to cats.
 
2012-02-02 01:34:57 PM

Eddie Adams from Torrance: So the Republican primaries are over?

Who won?


Some guy named Obama
 
2012-02-02 01:46:04 PM

mahuika: SphericalTime: It's almost like electing people who absolutely hate the government to lead the government leads to poor governing . . . or something.

I still find it weird that Republicans - and even some Democrats - talk about how they want to find a non-DC "outsider" politician who is anti-Federalist, anti-government, and not an elitist academic type. It would be like if I put out an ad for a cat sitter, but specified that I wanted someone who lived in another state and was allergic to cats.


There is a certain amount of frustration with the way that politics works. After all, if your representative cares more about a de facto bribe than your vote, you feel really powerless. Unfortunately, that usually gets channeled into the political "outsider" effort, when in fact trying to find someone outside of politics and voting them in rarely works out the way that people want.
 
2012-02-02 01:47:47 PM
Goddamn, that perpetual victimhood thing you conservatives have going on just seems like so much work.

Wouldn't it just be easier in the long run to just have some sack and be responsible for your sh*t?
 
2012-02-02 02:30:07 PM
Shouldn't he be continuing his investigations as to who is stealing all the water he gives his plants?
 
2012-02-02 02:31:30 PM
Conservative victim syndrome. Love it. West can kiss my fat, white, center-left ass.
 
2012-02-02 02:32:07 PM
The "My-Way-or-the-Highway" gang is going to be wearing orange vests and picking up litter along the interstate.
 
2012-02-02 02:32:54 PM
The days of Conservatives being whiny victimized pussies continues however.
 
2012-02-02 02:33:40 PM

vpb: That's a bad thing, since they are good for nothing else.


I protest. I want to see what kind of doormats they'll make, once they're steamrolled.
 
2012-02-02 02:33:41 PM

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: Not as long as you're around, pal.


Why can I look at "Free Cat" without tearing up and not this?
 
2012-02-02 02:33:41 PM
Anyone who continues to live by the saying "if your shiat stinks, wear it" deserves to be treated as a punching bag.
 
2012-02-02 02:37:06 PM
So a conservative won the primary?

I didnt know romney lost. so which conservative won? (they are the majority of the country by the way so they should just destroy a leftist moderate like romney in the GOP convention)


wait romney won florida in a landslide? chortle chortle

the GOP is full of moties. they are going to eat us alive.
 
2012-02-02 02:37:53 PM
Allen West demonstrates that the GOP not only condones war criminals but actively reveres them.

Republicans are truly scum of the earth.
 
2012-02-02 02:38:18 PM
WTF is wrong with these people?

-the conservative 'party of personal responsibility" isn't responsible for a farking thing.
-the conservative party of the 'real american man' and 'grizzly-mama's' whines like a pink biatch when those leftie liberal commie elitist east-coast MSM lamestream media elites say something mean to them
-the conservative 'party of small government' wants to govern my twat (sorry, I'm not a Duggar, your government won't fit in my twat)!


Jesus farking Christ that you pray to GROW SOME farkING BALLS YOU WHINY ASS PUSSIES. Criticizing and disagreeing with you is not treating you like a punching bag. Sorry your mama didn't prepare you for life outside of your small little world.

///did I completely miss my chance to punch one of these douche-bags?
 
2012-02-02 02:41:32 PM

Eddie Adams from Torrance: So the Republican primaries are over?

Who won?


www.georgetabb.com
 
2012-02-02 02:45:02 PM
"The days of conservatives being punching bags are over"


So welcome to the days of conservatives being ass-clowns!
 
2012-02-02 02:45:08 PM
Are the Teabagger-GOP types still talking insane bullshiat?

*checks*

Nope, those days look like they are here to stay.
 
2012-02-02 02:45:26 PM
He came unarmed. This time.
 
2012-02-02 02:45:28 PM
Hey Allen West, Kid'n'Play called - he wants his hair back.

yello80s.com

www.postonpolitics.com
 
2012-02-02 02:45:47 PM
I am gonna miss him.

Who's running against him this year? Teh Wikis fail me (new window).
 
2012-02-02 02:47:43 PM
Yay, I get to break this out again:

img593.imageshack.us
 
2012-02-02 02:52:38 PM
Man, look at all of you! Why are you so afraid of this strong, conservative pussy?
 
2012-02-02 02:53:13 PM
That's what happens when you keep trying to meet conservatives halfway. They get emboldened and the goalpost keeps moving to the right.
 
2012-02-02 02:53:29 PM

SisterMaryElephant: ///did I completely miss my chance to punch one of these douche-bags?


No but you get your chance to vote for them this November because one too many Americans still take the bullsh*t conservative ideology seriously.
 
2012-02-02 02:53:33 PM

TofuTheAlmighty: Republicans are truly scum of the earth.


i.imgur.com
 
2012-02-02 02:54:40 PM

Somewhere, in an alternate reality, Allen West was killed in Iraq and buried with full honors at Arlington National Cemetery. His tombstone reads:

Lt. Colonel Allen B. West
"Fragged by his own troops."
 
2012-02-02 02:56:22 PM
West was charged with violating articles 128 (assault) and 134 (general article) of the Uniform Code of Military Justice. During a hearing held as part of an Article 32 investigation in November 2003, West stated, "I know the method I used was not right, but I wanted to take care of my soldiers."[10] The charges were ultimately referred to an Article 15 proceeding rather than court-martial, at which West was fined $5,000.[6]
 
2012-02-02 02:57:06 PM

sprawl15: Yay, I get to break this out again:

[img593.imageshack.us image 199x300]


If I had photoshop I'd do the stretch tool thing and make his hair look even MORE like Kid n Play
 
2012-02-02 02:59:22 PM

Jackson Herring: sprawl15: Yay, I get to break this out again:

[img593.imageshack.us image 199x300]

If I had photoshop I'd do the stretch tool thing and make his hair look even MORE like Kid n Play


I never notice how much he looks like a young Don King
static2.videogamer.com
 
2012-02-02 03:00:20 PM
Another tough talking 'warrior'. Kick a teacher, tough guy. Punch a cripple, asshole. A blog reference to a Sean Hannity radio show now passes for news on Fark? The only time I hear Alan West's name is when some GOP teatard says something about him on Facebook. Thank you for your military service, you carpetbagging district-jumping needle dick. I wish everyone would remember that you voted to end MEDICARE!

(But some Southern voters aren't exactly known for voting in regards to their own best interest)
 
2012-02-02 03:00:36 PM

moops: West was charged with violating articles 128 (assault) and 134 (general article) of the Uniform Code of Military Justice. During a hearing held as part of an Article 32 investigation in November 2003, West stated, "I know the method I used was not right, but I wanted to take care of my soldiers."[10] The charges were ultimately referred to an Article 15 proceeding rather than court-martial, at which West was fined $5,000.[6]


Asked if he would act differently under similar circumstances again, West testified, "If it's about the lives of my soldiers at stake, I'd go through hell with a gasoline can."[11]
 
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