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sotua
2012-02-02 02:20:26 PM
Own-basked scoring counts in basketball? Heh, something new learned today...
lajotu
2012-02-02 02:21:04 PM
FAIL tag for Yahoo "Sports"
Treygreen13
2012-02-02 02:26:40 PM
sotua
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Own-basked scoring counts in basketball? Heh, something new learned today...
They do. I used to be a scorekeeper for basketball games. Even things that weren't intended to be a shot count, as long as they go in. I once saw a pass bounce off a player's head into the basket for the game winning points.
West_Side_Charlie
2012-02-02 02:27:16 PM
Skip ahead to 0:30 and avoid a highly annoying ad.
PowerSlacker
2012-02-02 02:27:42 PM
lajotu
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FAIL tag for Yahoo "Sports"
Huh? Yahoo Sports actually does sports journalism, unlike ESPN.
swankywanky
2012-02-02 02:30:09 PM
West_Side_Charlie
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Skip ahead to 0:30 and avoid a highly annoying ad.
no shiat - 45% of that was just a long drawn ad ad
Killer Cars
2012-02-02 02:31:43 PM
PowerSlacker
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Huh? Yahoo Sports actually does sports journalism, unlike ESPN
Their reporting seems to ebb and flow between "far superior to ESPN" (i.e Miami U scandal), and "something beneath 'pathetic'" (i.e anything written by Chris Chase. Ever.)
jaylectricity
2012-02-02 02:32:15 PM
Playing youth basketball when I was 10 we once won a game 16-2. One of our players scored for the other team. So nobody on the other team hit a single basket.
caddisfly
2012-02-02 02:35:47 PM
Poor kid. At 16-17 I'm sure this is killing him. At 30 he'll have the best story to tell . . . .
Treygreen13
2012-02-02 02:36:17 PM
jaylectricity
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Playing youth basketball when I was 10 we once won a game 16-2. One of our players scored for the other team. So nobody on the other team hit a single basket.
The younger the kids, the more likely it was to happen.
/but I've seen it happen in High School games too
//so YMMV
lajotu
2012-02-02 02:41:17 PM
PowerSlacker
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Huh? Yahoo Sports actually does sports journalism, unlike ESPN.
MJD, Chris Chase??
One of my favorites from a quick sample: "Rob Gronkowski impressions by various Patriots teammates"
When I first read the Yahoo article about the "Billy Cundiff jersey on the official Ravens website", the FIRST thing I did was visit the official Raven's website. To my surprise, not only did the Billy Cundiff jersey NOT have a "special offer" associated with it, there WAS no Billy Cundiff jersey.
"Yahoo UPDATE: Cundiff jersey 'offer' in no way affiliated with Baltimore Ravens"
Way to do your research, guys!
Rex_Banner
2012-02-02 02:41:53 PM
Kid obviously bet on the other team
treecologist
2012-02-02 03:00:21 PM
I wonder if the parents at that school do this chant:
"We've got Jesus!"
Clap clap clapclapclap
like the ones at the Christian school near us do.
lakrfool
2012-02-02 03:13:43 PM
"That what they all say, they all say doh."
litespeed74
2012-02-02 03:22:16 PM
What's funny is they didn't pass it to him again after he scored...wow..just wow.
A Fark Handle
2012-02-02 03:29:43 PM
apparently the author of that article wanted to give us the sensation of being that confused. christ that was poorly written...
TheRealBillBrasky
2012-02-02 03:40:16 PM
Jim Marshall is not amused.
relaxitsjustme
2012-02-02 03:46:41 PM
treecologist
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I wonder if the parents at that school do this chant:
"We've got Jesus!"
Clap clap clapclapclap
like the ones at the Christian school near us do.
I'm not saying the neighborhood I grew up in was rough but at our school we used to chant
We've got the clap! Clap! Clap! Clap!
and our parents would say "Jesus"
/tips, veal
12349876
2012-02-02 03:53:41 PM
sotua
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Own-basked scoring counts in basketball? Heh, something new learned today...
Something new?
I'd say once every 10 or 12 games at the college/pro level there's a fight for a rebound that goes off the defensive player into the basket. Credit for the points goes to the offensive guy nearest to the ball.
sotua
2012-02-02 03:59:04 PM
12349876
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sotua: Own-basked scoring counts in basketball? Heh, something new learned today...
Something new?
I'd say once every 10 or 12 games at the college/pro level there's a fight for a rebound that goes off the defensive player into the basket. Credit for the points goes to the offensive guy nearest to the ball.
Sure. But a defender going to his own hoop and dunking it? Never ever thought about it really, and dunno why I had the idea it didn't count in those circumstances.
UncleStumpy
2012-02-02 04:14:44 PM
Sign this kid up for the washington generals
A Fark Handle
2012-02-02 04:45:39 PM
UncleStumpy
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Sign this kid up for the washington
generals
wizards
FTFY
treecologist
2012-02-02 05:25:06 PM
relaxitsjustme
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treecologist: I wonder if the parents at that school do this chant:
"We've got Jesus!"
Clap clap clapclapclap
like the ones at the Christian school near us do.
I'm not saying the neighborhood I grew up in was rough but at our school we used to chant
We've got the clap! Clap! Clap! Clap!
and our parents would say "Jesus"
/tips, veal
I like your cheer better.
Chupacabra Sandwich
2012-02-02 05:28:57 PM
As a former youth whose only two points counted for the other team, I'm really getting a kick out of these replies.
ZMugg
2012-02-02 05:39:20 PM
Can relate.
Sorta.
davidphogan
2012-02-02 05:47:29 PM
My first "goal" I scored playing in a street hockey league as a kid was scored because the goalie dropped the puck back in the net.
Captain Steroid
2012-02-02 06:12:00 PM
SlothB77
2012-02-02 06:43:03 PM
PowerSlacker
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lajotu: FAIL tag for Yahoo "Sports"
Huh? Yahoo Sports actually does sports journalism, unlike ESPN.
This. yahoo has useful content minus hype. Espn is all hype.
Wettner
2012-02-03 09:08:57 AM
I think the real news here is that there is a full time dedicated blog on Yahoo for high school sports.
CommiePuddin
2012-02-03 10:26:38 AM
12349876
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sotua: Own-basked scoring counts in basketball? Heh, something new learned today...
Something new?
I'd say once every 10 or 12 games at the college/pro level there's a fight for a rebound that goes off the defensive player into the basket. Credit for the points goes to the offensive guy nearest to the ball.
Perhaps true in NBA, not true in college. NCAA stat rules (PDF, new window) dictate that the points go to the "team."
Article 8. When a field goal is scored in Team A's basket after last being touched by a player on Team B, score the play as follows:
(a) If the touching by Team B was an attempt to block a shot by Team A and did not appreciably alter its flight, then such touching is ignored.
(b) If the touching by Team B came after an attempt, either a FGA or a FTA, by Team A that had obviously missed and there was no control by Team B, then a FGA or FTA is charged to Team A on the original shot. No FGM is credited or FGA charged on the tip-in to either team. Instead, two points are added to Team A's score and a footnote is added to explain the extra points. Also, a dead-ball rebound is credited to Team A. On the box score, the two points should appear on the line used for team rebounds. An asterisk should be placed by the two points and an explanation for the asterisk should be written in the form of a footnote.
(c) If the touching by Team B was a deflection of a ball last in control of Team A but not shot by Team A, then no FGA is charged or FGM credited to either team. The procedure for accounting for the two points is the same as in (b) above.
(d) If the ball was last in control of Team B, then no FGA is charged or FGM credited to either team. The procedure for accounting for the two points is the same as in (b) above. Additionally, charge a player on Team B with a turnover.
Additionally, Rule 5.1.2.a. indicates that such a basket is worth two points regardless of where the shooter is on the floor.
CommiePuddin
2012-02-03 10:27:54 AM
CommiePuddin
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NCAA stat rules (PDF, new window)
Bah, it scrubbed my PDF link.
http://fs.ncaa.org/Docs/stats/Stats_Manuals/Basketball/2012EZ.pdf
Krustofsky
2012-02-03 11:47:35 AM
Did this in a rec league game as a 12-year-old. Rebounded a foul shot and forgot I was on defense.
It sucks like few things suck.
RobDownSouth
2012-02-03 05:02:13 PM
Holy shiat, my baby brother's alma mater Norcross High School is in the news again.
Norcross High's previous claim to fame: Around 1980, they were having a huge NWA wrestling card at Norcross High's enormous gym (Gwinnett county: where gym size really matters!). Twas time for the main event, headlined by one of the most popular rasslers in Georgia history...Tim "Mr. Wrestling" Woods....
Except Mr. Wrestling somehow managed to lock himself inside the wrong locker room, and nobody could hear him yelling and screaming to be let out over the crowd noise. No main event that night!
P.S. "Norcross" is pronounced "NAR cross" by the locals.
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