FARK.com: (6917765) Lions apparently not enough to keep intruders out of animal refuge, may have to switch to the Cover-2 defense

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		Lions apparently not enough to keep intruders out of animal refuge, may have to switch to the Cover-2 defense (news.yahoo.com)		17
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praxis44241

2012-02-02 01:04:11 PM

Then buy kangaroos with nunchucks on their pouches. Or paint the animals in camouflage colors so the perps can't find them.

/Jeez, do I have to think of everything?

cgraves67

2012-02-02 01:06:26 PM

They're releasing tigers and petting mountain lions. I think this is a problem that will solve it self in the long run.

OOF

2012-02-02 01:09:36 PM

Oh my.

Overfiend

2012-02-02 01:16:03 PM

Everybody knows the Cover 2 is almost as bad as the Prevent defense - sheesh!

/just kidding
//nothings as bad as the Prevent

Erix

2012-02-02 01:16:10 PM

Maybe they should get some guard dogs.

TheZorker

2012-02-02 01:20:59 PM

Yeah, because the Bears are so much better.

Fish in a Barrel

2012-02-02 01:25:08 PM

cgraves67: They're releasing tigers and petting mountain lions. I think this is a problem that will solve it self in the long run.

Came here to say this.

saomai

2012-02-02 01:28:15 PM

Lions and tiger and bears Ohhh my!!

mitEj

2012-02-02 01:29:01 PM

how long until we see the news article about someone getting arrested there for farking one of the big cats (or dieing trying )

LarryDan43

2012-02-02 01:34:17 PM

Overfiend: Everybody knows the Cover 2 is almost as bad as the Prevent defense - sheesh!

/just kidding
//nothings as bad as the Prevent

Worked pretty good for the Giants against the Packers. Rodgers hates the cover 2.

Whiskey Dickens

2012-02-02 01:37:54 PM

bugmn99

2012-02-02 01:47:53 PM

Erix: Maybe they should get some guard dogs.

With AIDS.

Thisbymaster

2012-02-02 02:26:13 PM

They need to put barbed wire on the outside of the cages. To keep the human out.

Overfiend

2012-02-02 02:29:06 PM

LarryDan43: Overfiend: Everybody knows the Cover 2 is almost as bad as the Prevent defense - sheesh!

/just kidding
//nothings as bad as the Prevent

Worked pretty good for the Giants against the Packers. Rodgers hates the cover 2.

Yeah thanks - rub it in.

I was almost over the Packers end (with the help of copious amounts of drugs) and you had to rip the scab off!

/sobbing...

meanmutton

2012-02-02 02:35:28 PM

Silly subby, the Lions don't play defense. They just have their QB throw for 5,000 yards and 40+ TDs and get left out of the Pro Bowl.

nytmare

2012-02-02 02:40:23 PM