Boo Farking Hoo.

My life is ruined?

No, my life is FANTASTIC!

"Suni Andersen is a pedophile of the worst kind," the victim's mother countered.

I... don't even know what to say. Does some kind Farker want to show her what a real pedophile of "the worst kind" is like?

Advice: pee in her butt

i'm pretty sure it's pulled back for the prison shot.

I'd like to see her dolled up before making any Do or DO NOT want statements.

BurnShrike: "Suni Andersen is a pedophile of the worst kind," the victim's mother countered.

I... don't even know what to say. Does some kind Farker want to show her what a real pedophile of "the worst kind" is like?

I've got pics in my profile.

tortilla burger: Advice: pee in her butt

I think he did. She forced him to. Against his will, you know.

Suni Faith Andersen, 36, of St. George pleaded guilty in November to two counts of forcible sexual abuse as part of a plea agreement in which prosecutors agreed to dismiss three additional counts of forcible sexual abuse and five counts of forcible sodomy.

Man, all these years I thought I had it rough, this poor kid really makes my life look.........like shiat.

1. have relations with fitness trainer
2. have girls ask him for dates, guys for advise
3. write an advice column--have it syndicated
4. profit

Dolph Ziggler?

A tragedy, to be certain.

Stay strong, little dude.

St. George, Utah?

/I hate those web pages that give not a clue as to location.

Fitness trainer?
Oh fark yes, at 16 I'd hit it hard and as often as possible.
Oh fark yes.

I feel for the kid, I had the same problems when I was his age.

5 counts of forcible sodomy? I mean. I assume she sodomized him? Which makes this less, high five bro, and more, well, Sanduskyish.

BurnShrike: five counts of forcible sodomy.

By some definitions (I don't know if it's the case here) oral sex is counted as sodomy. Yeah it doesn't make any sense to me either

BurnShrike: Suni Faith Andersen, 36, of St. George pleaded guilty in November to two counts of forcible sexual abuse as part of a plea agreement in which prosecutors agreed to dismiss three additional counts of forcible sexual abuse and five counts of forcible sodomy.

Say whut.
??

vinnydoz007: 5 counts of forcible sodomy? I mean. I assume she sodomized him? Which makes this less, high five bro, and more, well, Sanduskyish.

So if she forced him to endure 5 BJs, that's bad.

She looks better without the plastic yellow hair.

Sodomy can refer to oral sex, too.

The more you know!!!

FTFA: Both Andersen and the victim had about a dozen supporters each in the courtroom audience and some passed a tissue box around during the comments.

Fap?

I thought subby was trolling with his headline, but then I saw it's a quote from the actual article. Once my disbelief faded, I admitted it's been many times many a moon since I was in high school, but still, I must ask: what is wrong with this kid? This is the exact same kind of gig his peers would trade a testicle for. I sincerely doubt social mores among the young jackals have changed, especially after watching my youngest sister, so it can't be that.

/perplexed

Translation: my mom's making me testify so I can't come right out and say it was awesome but dude - it's been an experience.

HotIgneous Intruder: BurnShrike: Suni Faith Andersen, 36, of St. George pleaded guilty in November to two counts of forcible sexual abuse as part of a plea agreement in which prosecutors agreed to dismiss three additional counts of forcible sexual abuse and five counts of forcible sodomy.

Say whut.
??

STICK IT IN MY ASS!
*crying* But I just want--
I SAID PUSH IT IN MY POOPER!

What kind of parent hires a 36 year old woman as a fitness trainer for a teenage male?

Although I guess does beat the potential of a Sandusky situation going down.

abuse? if we are going to keep using that word to describe these kind of events, then every boy that discovers the second use for his penis for the first time should be listed as a habitual self abuser.

/the outlet electrocutes when you decide to get close to it

What about her life being ruined? Now every soccer mom in the neighborhood will be asking her for advice on how to nail a 14 year old.

How to get away with it, not so much. But still.

Separated at birth

Think about this as well.....girls want to date him because he's experienced. It used to be that guys had to push the issue to get action, now it's almost the other way around. I know I'm not breaking any big news here, but think how much easier guys in HS have it nowadays.

/getoffmylawn

So how did the forcible sodomy thing work this time? Did she put things in him or did she make him buttfark her? There is a big difference between the two. I can't use the 'let me laugh even harder' picture for the wrong answer.

nopokerface: So if she forced him to endure 5 BJs, that's bad.

But they come with a free frogurt!

Rhino-neck

I'll just leave this here.

I want to punch this kid...

"The boy said some girls have wanted to date him because he is "experienced""

SERIOUSLY? YOU STATE THIS IN COURT LIKE IT'S A BAD THING?!?!? Those girls are DTF. You are just like a lotto winner complaining about the taxes

Got a neck like linebacker.

Somebody shopped her hair or something.
Her real booking photo is here (new window). (search for "suni" she's about halfway down the page)

I'm gonna catch fire for this, but here goes.
Lets assume that age is experience of years (not to condone any minor-adult pairings [cus I ain't calling them relationships]), and sexual prowes can be called experience by/through number of partners. How long is it going to be until some really smart assistant DA gets it into his head to prosecute a 16 year old boy for having consensual sex with a 16 year old girl , and call it rape because he was so much more experienced than her?

It is spelled "tranny" not "trainer".

Well, why'd he brag to everyone about it?

/amidoinitright?

That's a boy who needs a father. His mom hates all women ever since he left her for the chick that cut his hair, and seemed interested in his opinions.

How did they get caught?

/if I was getting laid at that age I wouldn't complain
// wasn't til 20years old sigh

Every damn time this thread comes up.

Forcible Sodomy Law & Legal Definition (new window)

Forcible sodomy is the sexual interaction involving the genitals of one person and the anus or mouth of another, against one's will, regardless of gender. It includes any penetration, no matter how slight, of the anus of one person by the penis of another accomplished by force and against the other person's will.

Forcible sodomy is a criminal offense. It is classified as a first degree felony in most jurisdictions, and can carry up to life in prison.

The following is an example of a state statute (Oklahoma) defining the term:

"Forcible"? Damn over-charging prosecutors.

Forcible sodomy? She held him down and blew him? Maybe she said: "in my ass now! or I'll rip your dick off". Perhaps she wrestled him down and sat on his face. These are the good options, the other involves a strap-on, that one's not fun if it's forcible.

HotIgneous Intruder: Somebody shopped her hair or something.
Her real booking photo is here (new window). (search for "suni" she's about halfway down the page)

Goddam you, that image and the top of the page nearly killed me first. GAAAH@!H!H!H!