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(Some Guy)   Teen boy who had sex with his 36-year-old fitness trainer tells a judge his life is ruined because girls in his class want to date him because he's experienced and boys come to him for sexual advice   (thespectrum.com) divider line 204
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2012-02-02 03:41:45 PM
ZMugg: I'm looking, but my Google-fu is weak. I cant figure out what magic combination of words will find what I'm looking for. My alternative is to go through the 25 years of Playboy mags I have.

IIRC it was a 3 page article, but I can't remember when it was published.

The Playboy website is less than useless for finding old articles.


Whatever the case, it certainly hasn't been that way for ages now. Porn mags are all hardcore, even imported ones. About the only thing that can't cross the border is stuff where the participants appear to resist.
 
2012-02-02 03:42:45 PM
umad: blackminded: BurnShrike: "Suni Andersen is a pedophile of the worst kind," the victim's mother countered.

I... don't even know what to say. Does some kind Farker want to show her what a real pedophile of "the worst kind" is like?

[ology.com image 375x413]

/proud

Once again, Fark shows its true homophobic colors. So some straight kid nails his teacher and everybody here gets jealous because he actually got to have sex. But some gay kid finds himself a sexy slab of love like Sandusky and the jealousy drives farkers to call for the pitchforks. Typical.

You animals make me sick.


Not sure if serious. Sandusky wasn't gratifying willing twinks out looking for a good time. He was ass-farking little boys, without regard to their sexual preference or willingness to participate. There's a huge difference. There's nothing wrong with the former and everything with the latter. Besides, teenaged gay boys will often seek older men as partners, since it is safer than seeking them among peers. They don't usually go running to mommy.
 
2012-02-02 03:43:44 PM
Catch the Wave!
 
2012-02-02 03:45:52 PM
might as well learn early -- you don't fark crazy.
 
2012-02-02 03:49:41 PM
umad: You animals make me sick.

NTTAWWT.
 
2012-02-02 03:52:01 PM
LoneWolf343: Looks like there is going to be another ignoring spree today...

I know right I just moved next to an airport you wouldn't believe the noise.
 
2012-02-02 03:58:29 PM
Shazam999: ZMugg: I'm looking, but my Google-fu is weak. I cant figure out what magic combination of words will find what I'm looking for. My alternative is to go through the 25 years of Playboy mags I have.

IIRC it was a 3 page article, but I can't remember when it was published.

The Playboy website is less than useless for finding old articles.

Whatever the case, it certainly hasn't been that way for ages now. Porn mags are all hardcore, even imported ones. About the only thing that can't cross the border is stuff where the participants appear to resist.


The article I remember is at least 15 years old so I believe you.

Gave up on Playboy when their "Lifestyle" editor recommended against getting a subwoofer because "The lowest note in rock is 'E' ", at the time when bands were drop tuning a 5 string bass "B" string to "A"

Out of touch magazine is out of touch.
 
2012-02-02 04:01:26 PM
ZMugg: Out of touch magazine is out of touch.

It's like Mother Jones only the pussies are air brushed.
 
2012-02-02 04:16:35 PM
loonatic112358: tommyboy923: She's an undefeated boxer. Interesting.


http://boxrec.com/list_bouts.php?human_id=77567&cat=boxer

so when you say "you'd hit it" just be aware that she's able to hit right back


Ha!!!! That made me laugh harder than it should have....
 
2012-02-02 04:23:57 PM
So the boy is gay I take it ! Other wise being the go to guy for both girls and boy is a spot ever nerd wants . Then again may be that just what his mom thing . Bet he grows up to sell time shares to old people.
 
2012-02-02 04:27:08 PM
Bronzemom: So the boy is gay I take it !

Or religious.
 
2012-02-02 04:27:48 PM
Shazam999: ZMugg: greyw1980: tortilla burger: BurnShrike: five counts of forcible sodomy.

By some definitions (I don't know if it's the case here) oral sex is counted as sodomy. Yeah it doesn't make any sense to me either

sex = genital to genital
sodomy = genital to non-genital
sexual contact = no genitalia involved but for purpose sexual gratification, or, as we used to call it, second base.

Pro-tip boobies are not genitalia.

They are in Canada.

A number of years ago, (I forget when) ,Playboy had to remove a pictorial from it's Canadian issue because "It depicted two women with their 'sex organs' touching. The picture in question showed their breasts touching.

Was it impolite?

Are women breast-feeding their babies considered pedophiles?

The mind boggles.

Giggity?

What the flying fark are you talking about? Our porn mags are harder than yours. Hustler Canada has stuff in it that they can't print in the US.


Beaver pelts?
 
2012-02-02 04:28:41 PM
Abner Doon: Beaver pelts?

And beaver-on-beaver!
 
2012-02-02 04:33:08 PM
Ever read The Crucible? Remember when Mary recants and says the devil had control of her when she spoke against the afflicted? That's what I picture when the young man testifies in a case like this.
 
2012-02-02 04:38:55 PM
So he's a god amongst men?.
 
2012-02-02 04:45:38 PM
JackieRabbit: Not sure if serious. Sandusky wasn't gratifying willing twinks out looking for a good time. He was ass-farking little boys, without regard to their sexual preference or willingness to participate.

Not sure if serious. They were little boys remember? Boys live for sex, so calling them "victims" is a joke. They may have been too young in your opinion, but that is just your opinion. Like I said, you guys only say they are studs when they choose to bed women. That makes you a bigot.

Methinks the parents are just jealous.
 
2012-02-02 04:46:04 PM
trickygringuito: He's been taught that sex is an evil dirty act

Which leads to dancing.
 
2012-02-02 04:47:52 PM
Theory: she may have made him go down on her...
 
2012-02-02 04:50:24 PM
In a just world, this kid never gets laid again.
 
2012-02-02 04:52:35 PM
Mark Ratner:
wtf is up with her hair? Is it plastic? I've seen blow up dolls with more human like hair.

s11.allstarpics.net

Well, Winona had a big, brown beaver...
 
2012-02-02 04:55:40 PM
It must be horrible, really. Everyone assuming you're some sex charged stallion. That you know what to do. So, only the really slutty girls into the dirty stuff bother talking to you. You can never just date again, you know? Now every girl just wants to conquer you, to see what you've got. What if you can't perform? What if you can't last? Plus, all of the decent girls that you really like stay away. None of them want to be seen with you because they don't want people talking shiat about how their getting boned by THAT guy. Now you're THAT guy with all of the social implications.

Tough life. Poor, poor boy.
 
2012-02-02 04:58:40 PM
It's pretty good odds that her arms are bigger than most of the guys in this thread.
 
2012-02-02 04:59:58 PM
gadian: It must be horrible, really. Everyone assuming you're some sex charged stallion. That you know what to do. So, only the really slutty girls into the dirty stuff bother talking to you. You can never just date again, you know? Now every girl just wants to conquer you, to see what you've got. What if you can't perform? What if you can't last? Plus, all of the decent girls that you really like stay away. None of them want to be seen with you because they don't want people talking shiat about how their getting boned by THAT guy. Now you're THAT guy with all of the social implications.

Tough life. Poor, poor boy.


Imagine when he gets to college. He'll realize he's not the only one who has ridden the rollecoaster, and must outsex the braggard fratboy that stole the love of his life. From that point on, he will receive training from an old hooker with a heart of gold, whom she'll teach him the secrets of making women scream of pleasure. Only then will he be able to rescue his love, and outsex that bastard.
 
2012-02-02 05:32:01 PM
Rising_Zan_Samurai_Gunman:
The article HotIgneous Intruder linekd to mentions that the father is the high school football coach. I'm guessing this kid is under a lot of parental pressure to be a super athlete.


Imagine how awkward that conversation was.

"Son, we know the two of you had sex. You need to tell us all about it. So... is she wild in bed, kiddo?"
 
2012-02-02 05:37:29 PM
www.studiohowell.com
 
2012-02-02 05:40:28 PM
shifter_: Yomoxu: I thought subby was trolling with his headline, but then I saw it's a quote from the actual article. Once my disbelief faded, I admitted it's been many times many a moon since I was in high school, but still, I must ask: what is wrong with this kid? This is the exact same kind of gig his peers would trade a testicle for. I sincerely doubt social mores among the young jackals have changed, especially after watching my youngest sister, so it can't be that.

/perplexed

IT IS A SIGN OF THE NEUTERED WAY PEOPLE ARE RAISING THIER KIDS WITH NO FATHER AT HOME. NOTICE IT IS HIS MOTHER ON THE STAND. HIS FATHER WOULD BE POURING HIM ANOTHER BUDWEISER.

RAISING A GENERATION OF VACINATED PUSSIES.......



I can't disagree with that statement more. Only a terrible father would do that...give his son Bud. The shame, the shame!
 
2012-02-02 05:52:11 PM
John Ra: It's pretty good odds that her arms are bigger than most of the guys in this thread.

FAPFAPFAP
 
2012-02-02 06:05:48 PM
That actually didn't seem like the boy was feeling particularly victimized or down about it. Still a crime, though, so not like I'm feeling any real sympathy for the woman either.
 
2012-02-02 06:14:35 PM
Damnation, what the hell is wrong with teenage boys these days? At 14 given the chance to fark anything I would have. And brag, oh god damn I'd brag.
 
2012-02-02 06:24:38 PM
It's a man! I bet that kid still can't sit down.
enmg.hu
 
2012-02-02 06:35:30 PM
I've been trying to figure out where I had seen that neck before. I just remembered:

www.nndb.com
 
2012-02-02 07:13:28 PM
FinFangFark: Dolph Ziggler?

WIN
 
2012-02-02 07:17:22 PM
tortilla burger: BurnShrike: five counts of forcible sodomy.

By some definitions (I don't know if it's the case here) oral sex is counted as sodomy. Yeah it doesn't make any sense to me either


Forced Sodomy by a woman over a male. Sounds like "you can take a horse to water but you can't make him...eat that thang!"
HOWEVER you can make him have a case of SmashMouth if he is weaker than you,or so the local butchet tells me. it would be forced only if it smelled and or tasted like whale sperm.
 
2012-02-02 07:22:59 PM
I kinda wonder if the mom pushed him into doing this, and those comments are his way of being passive-aggressive about the fact that he didn't really care. 'Oh yeah, Your Honor, it's terrible. The girls want to date me and the boys come to me for advice.'
 
2012-02-02 07:29:12 PM
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-02-02 07:32:28 PM
Mom is probably pissed her son was out gettinng some strange...
 
2012-02-02 07:38:41 PM
Shazam999: ZMugg: greyw1980: tortilla burger: BurnShrike: five counts of forcible sodomy.

By some definitions (I don't know if it's the case here) oral sex is counted as sodomy. Yeah it doesn't make any sense to me either

sex = genital to genital
sodomy = genital to non-genital
sexual contact = no genitalia involved but for purpose sexual gratification, or, as we used to call it, second base.

Pro-tip boobies are not genitalia.

They are in Canada.

A number of years ago, (I forget when) ,Playboy had to remove a pictorial from it's Canadian issue because "It depicted two women with their 'sex organs' touching. The picture in question showed their breasts touching.

Was it impolite?

Are women breast-feeding their babies considered pedophiles?

The mind boggles.

Giggity?

What the flying fark are you talking about? Our porn mags are harder than yours. Hustler Canada has stuff in it that they can't print in the US.


Like a babe dipping strawberries in poutine? Can't show it in the States, because no one knows what the hell it is.
 
2012-02-02 08:11:26 PM
I just hope that before she dies one day, the mom in this case allows her son to have his genitalia back. Sure the cougar was using them pretty well, but the kid is whipped like marange.
 
2012-02-02 08:14:47 PM
news.washeriff.netnews.washeriff.net

Let's leave the minor angle aside and ask: WHAT 18 YEAR OLD WOULDN'T BE BONING THAT LIKE A SALMON?

Especially if she has a smokin bod with an ass you can bounce a quarter off of.

Ya gotta love the smiling booking photo too. It says, "Yes it was worth it and if I had it to do all over again I'd do it twice as much and twice as hard." I'm surprised the kid's still got a pecker and she didn't wear it down to a zit. She looks like a fun loving gal and is ready to munch every carpet and suck on every salami she comes across in prison.
 
2012-02-02 08:40:12 PM
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

I mean...really?

Really?
 
2012-02-02 08:43:52 PM
umad: JackieRabbit: Not sure if serious. Sandusky wasn't gratifying willing twinks out looking for a good time. He was ass-farking little boys, without regard to their sexual preference or willingness to participate.

Not sure if serious. They were little boys remember? Boys live for sex, so calling them "victims" is a joke. They may have been too young in your opinion, but that is just your opinion. Like I said, you guys only say they are studs when they choose to bed women. That makes you a bigot.

Methinks the parents are just jealous.


i see what you did there, and you have a point.

/jail sandusky *and* suni
 
2012-02-02 08:44:48 PM
gadian: It must be horrible, really. Everyone assuming you're some sex charged stallion. That you know what to do. So, only the really slutty girls into the dirty stuff bother talking to you. You can never just date again, you know? Now every girl just wants to conquer you, to see what you've got. What if you can't perform? What if you can't last? Plus, all of the decent girls that you really like stay away. None of them want to be seen with you because they don't want people talking shiat about how their getting boned by THAT guy. Now you're THAT guy with all of the social implications.

Tough life. Poor, poor boy.


That's also a good point, even if you made it in jest.
 
2012-02-02 09:28:02 PM
Okay, I am going to break down why 80% of this thread are being idiots. Either the kid is 1.) mentally capable for sex, and so he is also capable of determining either he wanted to have it in the first place, or 2.) incapable of determining if he wanted to have sex, and so is mentally incapable for sex. Therefore, in the case #1, we have to give him the benefit of the doubt if he says he was abused, or, in case #2, he was abused no matter what he said. It was a rape in either scenario.

Everyone else who says otherwise is a moron and a patronizing loser.
 
2012-02-02 10:01:58 PM
Yomoxu: I thought subby was trolling with his headline, but then I saw it's a quote from the actual article

Same. I'm wondering if he wasn't complaining but instead was bragging in a way his mom wouldn't notice?
 
2012-02-02 11:21:48 PM
HAHAHAHAH is this kid serious? Something tells me when he grows up and moves out he is going to have a massive mommy complex.
 
2012-02-03 12:22:38 AM
JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST, IS EVERYONE A FROGDAMNED VICTIM THESE DAYS!??!?

dandude28:
HAHAHAHAH is this kid serious? Something tells me when he grows up and moves out he is going to have a massive mommy complex.

Foosball is of the devil, I hear...
 
2012-02-03 12:24:01 AM
You know why you don't hear more of these stories?

Because some young teenagers were able to keep their farking mouth's shut so that the tugjobs would continue.
 
2012-02-03 12:28:53 AM
I think this kid's trauma will show up in his 20s when he realizes he peaked in high school.
 
2012-02-03 12:34:44 AM
Egoy3k

I'm not saying his life is ruined but you have to concede that probably some damage was done to this boy and that he will have some difficulties in future relationships as a result. That said I think the 'trauma' of the court case and the publicity will probably be worse for him than the sex

Exactly. Not to mention 'Mom' wailing and pulling her hair out and making him feel thoroughly guilty for what probably had been the greatest experience of his life. At 14, the biggest risk, IMO, is his becoming infatuated with the woman and getting all crushed and depressed when it doesn't work out.

Now, with everyone damning the woman he probably considered his dream and everyone telling him how evil, dirty and nasty the act was along with THE LAW firmly telling him that every teen boys fantasy was ABSOLUTELY SICK AND WRONG, they'll do far more damage than the woman ever could.

Though, she'll be blamed for it all.

If he kept going back for more, I wouldn't say he was coerced. A scared kid isn't going to be able to get it up and keep it up.

Geez! Folks need to start getting their heads about this molestation thing and the Media needs to stop inflaming the masses. Make some common sense decisions and stick with them.
 
2012-02-03 12:45:53 AM
Jument: High five, nice, etc. With that out of the way, 14 yo is IMHO a little young. Creepy. I don't really think jail time is appropriate but OTOH it's not totally cool.

A 36 year old who has a relationship with a 14 year old wants to be with a child or young teen, and that's what's creepy. I remember from HS that there were definitely some 14 year olds who looked as grown up as any 18 year old, 6ft tall and full beard. Don't know what this kid looks like but from what the mom was saying, I doubt he looked any older than a normal 14 year old. In either case, they're still kids on the inside, of course, and tI'm guessing hat's the part that's attractive. There are plenty of 18-21 guys who could pass for teenagers. Until I was 24 I probably could have passed as a HS student if I really wanted to. All she had to do was go to a local college library and pick out a live one, so she could indulge the fantasy legally. I can't say for certain what the "cutoff" age should be but I do think that if a 36 year old wanted a consistent relationship with a 14 year old, it wasn't healthy.

Same deal for Courtney Stodden and that perv she's married to. She doesn't really even look that young - plenty of women in their mid-twenties look better and younger. He wanted her because she is still a kid and he isn't capable of an adult relationship with someone closer to him in age.

Don't think she deserves a sentence that could go up to 15 years though. I'd say 1 year, if any, depending on psychological condition. Probably not a good idea for her to work around kids again but it shouldn't destroy her whole life.

Re: the headline, remember this is Utah, where sex and girls are a bad thing.
 
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