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(Some Guy)   Teen boy who had sex with his 36-year-old fitness trainer tells a judge his life is ruined because girls in his class want to date him because he's experienced and boys come to him for sexual advice   (thespectrum.com) divider line 204
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2012-02-02 02:38:45 PM  
*reads headline*

Wuss factor 10.
 
2012-02-02 02:41:40 PM  

watson.t.hamster: ha-ha-guy: What kind of parent hires a 36 year old woman as a fitness trainer for a teenage male?


Apparently the best parents ever.


The article HotIgneous Intruder linekd to mentions that the father is the high school football coach. I'm guessing this kid is under a lot of parental pressure to be a super athlete.
Saw a similar situation with a kid in my high school - his father was a teacher but a real sports nut and pushed him to be big into sports (not sure if the vicarious living or something else for the push). Anyway he did get a basketball scholarship to UW-Madison but ended up leaving after a year or two because he had serious depression issues from all the pressure.
 
2012-02-02 02:41:50 PM  

LoneWolf343: Looks like there is going to be another ignoring spree today...


Post a list. People are getting tired of calling the kid in the article a pussy.
 
2012-02-02 02:41:53 PM  
I feel bad for the kid. This isn't a civil suit -- he's not trying to get money. If he's actually experiencing psychological distress, I feel bad for him. This is why you don't have sex with minors.

I feel like maybe they should hang signs everywhere that say this. Just PSA's, in the subway and on billboards and wherever -- even above the urinal in the men's room (though in this case that wouldn't have helped). "Don't have sex or sexual contact with minors."

Just reminders, you know?
 
2012-02-02 02:42:10 PM  
Did he pee in her hair?
 
2012-02-02 02:43:29 PM  

Dadof3: From the booking photos,

[news.washeriff.net image 160x200][news.washeriff.net image 160x200]

"I don't trust that guy"


news.washeriff.netnews.washeriff.net
news.washeriff.netnews.washeriff.net
I tell you what - I don't care they do to us now... stealing that experimental rocket-sled was worth it, aint that right Edna?


news.washeriff.netnews.washeriff.net

"You know whats wrong with Skyrim deese days?"
 
2012-02-02 02:43:58 PM  
obviously his mom found out and forced the issue.. no 14 yr old is gonna whine about getting some..
 
2012-02-02 02:44:50 PM  

HotIgneous Intruder: Somebody shopped her hair or something.
Her real booking photo is here (new window). (search for "suni" she's about halfway down the page)


Holy crap there is a lot of fugly on that page. She is the best thing on there.
 
2012-02-02 02:45:20 PM  

elev8meL8r: ANDERSEN, SUNI FAITH

The Religion of... Piece?


You have won the interwebs, good jorb.
 
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2012-02-02 02:45:47 PM  
Suni Faith Andersen, 36, of St. George pleaded guilty in November to two counts of forcible sex

oh yeah, i knew she was on top "of things"
 
2012-02-02 02:46:37 PM  

MyNameIsMofuga: Did he pee in her hair?


I am laughing waaaaaaayyyyyy too hard at this.
 
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2012-02-02 02:46:58 PM  
give me 50 punk!!!! come on, is that all you got little maggot, pump that thing boy!!!!!!
 
2012-02-02 02:47:44 PM  

manilaboy1vic: obviously his mom found out and forced the issue.. no 14 yr old is gonna whine about getting some..


except when it's from jerry sandusky, of course.
 
2012-02-02 02:48:05 PM  
If the kid blabbed, he deserves to be smacked for not keeping his mouth shut. If not, I do feel a bit bad for him that he did the right thing but still got caught.
 
2012-02-02 02:50:14 PM  

HotIgneous Intruder: I vote that the kid is going with the gay.


NTTAWWT.

/Forgot to add that.
//Obligatory.
 
2012-02-02 02:50:18 PM  

ha-ha-guy: What kind of parent hires a 36 year old woman as a fitness trainer for a teenage male?


FTFY
 
2012-02-02 02:50:21 PM  

greyw1980: tortilla burger: BurnShrike: five counts of forcible sodomy.

By some definitions (I don't know if it's the case here) oral sex is counted as sodomy. Yeah it doesn't make any sense to me either

sex = genital to genital
sodomy = genital to non-genital
sexual contact = no genitalia involved but for purpose sexual gratification, or, as we used to call it, second base.

Pro-tip boobies are not genitalia.


They are in Canada.

A number of years ago, (I forget when) ,Playboy had to remove a pictorial from it's Canadian issue because "It depicted two women with their 'sex organs' touching. The picture in question showed their breasts touching.

Was it impolite?

Are women breast-feeding their babies considered pedophiles?

The mind boggles.

Giggity?
 
2012-02-02 02:50:42 PM  
So by "forcible" she made him eat penut butter out of her butt or something?
 
2012-02-02 02:50:58 PM  

BurnShrike: "Suni Andersen is a pedophile of the worst kind," the victim's mother countered.

I... don't even know what to say. Does some kind Farker want to show her what a real pedophile of "the worst kind" is like?


ology.com

/proud
 
2012-02-02 02:51:11 PM  

beta_plus: he deserves to be smacked for not keeping his mouth shut


The boy said some girls have wanted to date him because he is "experienced"

Uhhh... I don't think you understand quite what not blabbing would have cost him.
 
2012-02-02 02:52:14 PM  

Invisible Pedestrian: FTFA: "This is a picture of my son when he was 14 years old," the victim's mother said while holding up a photo during Tuesday's hearing. "Look. Suni, look! Does this look like someone a 34-year-old adult woman would want to have a relationship with?"

Who said anything about a relationship?


I'm sure his mother is more traumatized than he is.
Was this written by the Onion?
 
2012-02-02 02:54:16 PM  
High five, nice, etc. With that out of the way, 14 yo is IMHO a little young. Creepy. I don't really think jail time is appropriate but OTOH it's not totally cool.
 
2012-02-02 02:56:16 PM  
It's pretty funny to say that he is a wuss for turning her in but I'm pretty sure that this relationship might have been a little one sided on the whole power and control aspect.

I'm not saying his life is ruined but you have to concede that probably some damage was done to this boy and that he will have some difficulties in future relationships as a result. That said I think the 'trauma' of the court case and the publicity will probably be worse for him than the sex but she's responsible for that too as she was the cause.
 
2012-02-02 02:59:12 PM  

Dr. Mojo PhD: beta_plus: he deserves to be smacked for not keeping his mouth shut

The boy said some girls have wanted to date him because he is "experienced"

Uhhh... I don't think you understand quite what not blabbing would have cost him.


There are ways to get that message across w/o getting in legal trouble.

/women can simply detect that you are getting some
//usually by noticing you not needing to force yourself not to pay attention to them and being way too relaxed for a 14 year old
 
2012-02-02 03:00:49 PM  
I would have loved to have gotten laid when I was 14.

On the other hand I could see how this could have been abuse. If the woman approached it in a predatory way and was in it for only her personal gratification the encounters could have been pretty awkward for the boy. It could have been that she made him do stuff he was uncomfortable with instead of just strait sex.
 
2012-02-02 03:04:52 PM  

ZMugg: greyw1980: tortilla burger: BurnShrike: five counts of forcible sodomy.

By some definitions (I don't know if it's the case here) oral sex is counted as sodomy. Yeah it doesn't make any sense to me either

sex = genital to genital
sodomy = genital to non-genital
sexual contact = no genitalia involved but for purpose sexual gratification, or, as we used to call it, second base.

Pro-tip boobies are not genitalia.

They are in Canada.

A number of years ago, (I forget when) ,Playboy had to remove a pictorial from it's Canadian issue because "It depicted two women with their 'sex organs' touching. The picture in question showed their breasts touching.

Was it impolite?

Are women breast-feeding their babies considered pedophiles?

The mind boggles.

Giggity?


What the flying fark are you talking about? Our porn mags are harder than yours. Hustler Canada has stuff in it that they can't print in the US.
 
2012-02-02 03:06:19 PM  
relax guys, it is just a picture of her taken from the Glamour Boy video

I'm fierce
 
2012-02-02 03:06:32 PM  

ISO15693: Dadof3:
"You know whats wrong with Skyrim deese days?"


"Everyone's obsessed with sex!"

/even in the Cloud District? Oh wait, I've never been there...
 
2012-02-02 03:06:37 PM  

Mark Ratner: wtf is up with her hair?


Booji Boy's long lost sister.
 
2012-02-02 03:07:08 PM  

sotua: HotIgneous Intruder: Somebody shopped her hair or something.
Her real booking photo is here (new window). (search for "suni" she's about halfway down the page)

LOL @ "SYDDALL, JEFFREY" - that sideways look he's giving himself is priceless.


MORTENSEN, MICHELLE GRAMLICH
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I believe I can fly... _._._._I believe I can touch the sky...
 
2012-02-02 03:08:29 PM  

busy chillin': relax guys, it is just a picture of her taken from the Glamour Boy video

I'm fierce


Living Colour reference?

/awesome.
 
2012-02-02 03:08:35 PM  
i1036.photobucket.com
 
2012-02-02 03:08:45 PM  

Torok: ... instead of just strait sex.


So you're saying water sports would have been preferred?
 
2012-02-02 03:10:05 PM  

Shazam999: ZMugg: greyw1980: tortilla burger: BurnShrike: five counts of forcible sodomy.

By some definitions (I don't know if it's the case here) oral sex is counted as sodomy. Yeah it doesn't make any sense to me either

sex = genital to genital
sodomy = genital to non-genital
sexual contact = no genitalia involved but for purpose sexual gratification, or, as we used to call it, second base.

Pro-tip boobies are not genitalia.

They are in Canada.

A number of years ago, (I forget when) ,Playboy had to remove a pictorial from it's Canadian issue because "It depicted two women with their 'sex organs' touching. The picture in question showed their breasts touching.

Was it impolite?

Are women breast-feeding their babies considered pedophiles?

The mind boggles.

Giggity?

What the flying fark are you talking about? Our porn mags are harder than yours. Hustler Canada has stuff in it that they can't print in the US.


The Playboy in question was stopped at the border by customs. Hustler Canada is not imported and not subject to import restrictions. Playboy, at the time, was as mystified as you.
 
2012-02-02 03:10:21 PM  

tortilla burger: BurnShrike: five counts of forcible sodomy.

By some definitions (I don't know if it's the case here) oral sex is counted as sodomy. Yeah it doesn't make any sense to me either


Pilgrims, once responsible for setting up the very structure of the American rule of law, were really boring in the sack apparently.
 
2012-02-02 03:10:52 PM  
nopokerface


busy chillin': relax guys, it is just a picture of her taken from the Glamour Boy video

I'm fierce

Living Colour reference?

/awesome.


HA! yep.

so then I had to go here: you know what song it is (new window)
 
2012-02-02 03:13:58 PM  

busy chillin': so then I had to go here: you know what song it is (new window)


I still get chills listening to that one.

The whole album is tittays.
 
2012-02-02 03:16:03 PM  
She seems nice.
 
2012-02-02 03:17:07 PM  

ZMugg: Shazam999: ZMugg: greyw1980: tortilla burger: BurnShrike: five counts of forcible sodomy.

By some definitions (I don't know if it's the case here) oral sex is counted as sodomy. Yeah it doesn't make any sense to me either

sex = genital to genital
sodomy = genital to non-genital
sexual contact = no genitalia involved but for purpose sexual gratification, or, as we used to call it, second base.

Pro-tip boobies are not genitalia.

They are in Canada.

A number of years ago, (I forget when) ,Playboy had to remove a pictorial from it's Canadian issue because "It depicted two women with their 'sex organs' touching. The picture in question showed their breasts touching.

Was it impolite?

Are women breast-feeding their babies considered pedophiles?

The mind boggles.

Giggity?

What the flying fark are you talking about? Our porn mags are harder than yours. Hustler Canada has stuff in it that they can't print in the US.

The Playboy in question was stopped at the border by customs. Hustler Canada is not imported and not subject to import restrictions. Playboy, at the time, was as mystified as you.


I'd love to see a citation, because I had plenty of paper porn that had girls licking each other's tits.
 
2012-02-02 03:17:52 PM  

Torok: It could have been that she made him do stuff he was uncomfortable with instead of just strait sex.


For two years.
 
2012-02-02 03:18:04 PM  
DO NOT WANT

/she looks like she is packing a surprise
//not the fun kind
 
2012-02-02 03:20:59 PM  
Don't really get the husbands in these cases. It's like, their wives cheat on them... okay maybe you can forgive that if your marriage was bad, but then they are going to be convicted perverts. The hassle of dealing with that... I wouldn't want to.

The only thing I can think of is that maybe the husband feels like he finally has some power over his wife because of the legal situation and that's why he's staying with her???
 
2012-02-02 03:26:48 PM  
What the fark is wrong with boys today? Pro-tip to teen boys: shut the fark up! Mom DOES NOT need to know what you do with your pecker anymore.
 
2012-02-02 03:26:48 PM  
Hell's bells. Didn't Garth Brooks have a hit song about this subject about 20 years ago?

Get over it.
 
2012-02-02 03:27:05 PM  

Yomoxu: I thought subby was trolling with his headline, but then I saw it's a quote from the actual article. Once my disbelief faded, I admitted it's been many times many a moon since I was in high school, but still, I must ask: what is wrong with this kid? This is the exact same kind of gig his peers would trade a testicle for. I sincerely doubt social mores among the young jackals have changed, especially after watching my youngest sister, so it can't be that.

/perplexed


IT IS A SIGN OF THE NEUTERED WAY PEOPLE ARE RAISING THIER KIDS WITH NO FATHER AT HOME. NOTICE IT IS HIS MOTHER ON THE STAND. HIS FATHER WOULD BE POURING HIM ANOTHER BUDWEISER.

RAISING A GENERATION OF VACINATED PUSSIES.......
 
2012-02-02 03:31:52 PM  

Shazam999: ZMugg: Shazam999: ZMugg: greyw1980: tortilla burger: BurnShrike: five counts of forcible sodomy.

By some definitions (I don't know if it's the case here) oral sex is counted as sodomy. Yeah it doesn't make any sense to me either

sex = genital to genital
sodomy = genital to non-genital
sexual contact = no genitalia involved but for purpose sexual gratification, or, as we used to call it, second base.

Pro-tip boobies are not genitalia.

They are in Canada.

A number of years ago, (I forget when) ,Playboy had to remove a pictorial from it's Canadian issue because "It depicted two women with their 'sex organs' touching. The picture in question showed their breasts touching.

Was it impolite?

Are women breast-feeding their babies considered pedophiles?

The mind boggles.

Giggity?

What the flying fark are you talking about? Our porn mags are harder than yours. Hustler Canada has stuff in it that they can't print in the US.

The Playboy in question was stopped at the border by customs. Hustler Canada is not imported and not subject to import restrictions. Playboy, at the time, was as mystified as you.

I'd love to see a citation, because I had plenty of paper porn that had girls licking each other's tits.


I'm looking, but my Google-fu is weak. I cant figure out what magic combination of words will find what I'm looking for. My alternative is to go through the 25 years of Playboy mags I have.

IIRC it was a 3 page article, but I can't remember when it was published.

The Playboy website is less than useless for finding old articles.
 
2012-02-02 03:32:21 PM  

blackminded: BurnShrike: "Suni Andersen is a pedophile of the worst kind," the victim's mother countered.

I... don't even know what to say. Does some kind Farker want to show her what a real pedophile of "the worst kind" is like?

[ology.com image 375x413]

/proud


Once again, Fark shows its true homophobic colors. So some straight kid nails his teacher and everybody here gets jealous because he actually got to have sex. But some gay kid finds himself a sexy slab of love like Sandusky and the jealousy drives farkers to call for the pitchforks. Typical.

You animals make me sick.
 
2012-02-02 03:33:35 PM  
"The boy said some girls have wanted to date him because he is "experienced" and when other boys have questions about sexuality they say "just ask (him)," he said."

It's Utah so it's not a stretch to assume he's Mormon. Assuming this assumption is correct, a reason this could be a problem is that it would made him feel like a dirty sinner. He's been taught that sex is an evil dirty act and this would be a reminder of his uncleanliness. Just a guess. Guilt is a powerful motivator in religion. Without it, religion would lose control.
 
2012-02-02 03:36:17 PM  
She's an undefeated boxer. Interesting.


http://boxrec.com/list_bouts.php?human_id=77567&cat=boxer
 
2012-02-02 03:40:02 PM  

tommyboy923: She's an undefeated boxer. Interesting.


http://boxrec.com/list_bouts.php?human_id=77567&cat=boxer


so when you say "you'd hit it" just be aware that she's able to hit right back
 
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