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herrDrFarkenstein		2012-02-02 02:03:24 PM

Theaetetus: "Forcible"? Damn over-charging prosecutors.

As a fark-legal-expert(tm), I can tell you that the proper term in a sodomy case is "prosecutor over-reaching-around"

SultanofSchwing		2012-02-02 02:03:52 PM

fappomatic: I'll just leave this here.

[images.wikia.com image 275x275]

Beat me to it sir.

BurnShrike		2012-02-02 02:04:01 PM

neversubmit: Every damn time this thread comes up.

Forcible Sodomy Law & Legal Definition (new window)

Forcible sodomy is the sexual interaction involving the genitals of one person and the anus or mouth of another, against one's will, regardless of gender. It includes any penetration, no matter how slight, of the anus of one person by the penis of another accomplished by force and against the other person's will.

I'm sure she had to really hold him down to give him a BJ. She's clearly a pedophile of the worst kind.

Wendy's Chili		2012-02-02 02:04:22 PM

Yomoxu: Once my disbelief faded, I admitted it's been many times many a moon since I was in high school, but still, I must ask: what is wrong with this kid?

His mom was in the room.

vudukungfu		2012-02-02 02:04:23 PM

I Browse: [www.petpeoplesplace.com image 400x300]

is that the Yolandi Vi$$er action figure?

Kanemano		2012-02-02 02:04:36 PM

I can sympathize with this poor kid, he can't get any classwork done with all the high 5's he's been receiving his hands are too sore to write and has to buy new pants constantly cause all the girls keep ripping the one's he's wearing it's like hell on earth.

nopokerface		2012-02-02 02:04:45 PM

DreamyAltarBoy: Forcible sodomy? She held him down and blew him? Maybe she said: "in my ass now! or I'll rip your dick off". Perhaps she wrestled him down and sat on his face. These are the good options, the other involves a strap-on, that one's not fun if it's forcible.

I'd say the law recognizes either forced or consensual. He is too young to consent, so it is deemed forced.

DrippinBalls		2012-02-02 02:04:52 PM

Teen bangs 36 year old whore. News at 11 (10 Central time). wow.

Mad Scientist		2012-02-02 02:05:17 PM

Keep Sharpies away from fitness trainers.

Scorpio Rex		2012-02-02 02:05:37 PM

The boy said some girls have wanted to date him because he is "experienced" and when other boys have questions about sexuality they say "just ask

Ah, I get it. The boy is gay and he wishes it was the boys that want to date him and the girls to ask about proper pedicures.

puckrock2000		2012-02-02 02:06:19 PM

HotIgneous Intruder: Somebody shopped her hair or something.
Her real booking photo is here (new window). (search for "suni" she's about halfway down the page)

news.washeriff.net

RACEHORSE, RAINEE WILLENE
Birth Date: 07/04/81

Looks more like a draft horse to me.

Fano		2012-02-02 02:06:46 PM

Hand sore from all the high fives?

Theaetetus		2012-02-02 02:07:25 PM

nopokerface: DreamyAltarBoy: Forcible sodomy? She held him down and blew him? Maybe she said: "in my ass now! or I'll rip your dick off". Perhaps she wrestled him down and sat on his face. These are the good options, the other involves a strap-on, that one's not fun if it's forcible.

I'd say the law recognizes either forced or consensual. He is too young to consent, so it is deemed forced.

Depends on the jurisdiction... Some have statutes for sexual contact with a minor that are more like what we think of colloquially as statutory rape.

HotIgneous Intruder		2012-02-02 02:08:23 PM

herrDrFarkenstein: HotIgneous Intruder: Somebody shopped her hair or something.
Her real booking photo is here (new window). (search for "suni" she's about halfway down the page)

Goddam you, that image and the top of the page nearly killed me first. GAAAH@!H!H!H!

Yup. There are some bad ones to wade through.

/And someone beat me to it and posted it so ... I suck. Er, she did, I mean.

nopokerface		2012-02-02 02:08:48 PM

Theaetetus: Depends on the jurisdiction... Some have statutes for sexual contact with a minor that are more like what we think of colloquially as statutory rape.

I agree, I was just hazarding a guess about this jurisdiction. Too lazy/disinterested to search.

Mr. Potatoass		2012-02-02 02:09:54 PM

I wondered what Perry Farrell was up to, nowadays.

elev8meL8r		2012-02-02 02:10:36 PM

ANDERSEN, SUNI FAITH

The Religion of... Piece?

ringersol		2012-02-02 02:11:44 PM

Wendy's Chili: "His mom was in the room."

And they want to get paid.
You don't get to sue anyone for suffering and damages by shouting "it was awesome!" from the rooftops.

bugmn99		2012-02-02 02:12:18 PM

If the kid turns gay, can the mom sue?

BurnShrike		2012-02-02 02:12:58 PM

Forcible sodomy?

rkiller1		2012-02-02 02:13:03 PM

nopokerface: Theaetetus: Depends on the jurisdiction... Some have statutes for sexual contact with a minor that are more like what we think of colloquially as statutory rape.

I agree, I was just hazarding a guess about this jurisdiction. Too lazy/~~dis~~uninterested to search.

FTFY

DreamyAltarBoy		2012-02-02 02:13:17 PM

LoneWolf343		2012-02-02 02:13:44 PM

darthdrafter: So how did the forcible sodomy thing work this time? Did she put things in him or did she make him buttfark her? There is a big difference between the two. I can't use the 'let me laugh even harder' picture for the wrong answer.

Ever heard of these before? (new window) (Probably NSFW)

Time to stop being pigs people. The wording of the sentences tells me he was legitimately raped, and it wasn't just some March-December fling.

HotIgneous Intruder		2012-02-02 02:13:54 PM

Found an awesome secondary article:
Convicted Utah sex offender helped with football team (new window)

/I bet she helped.

neversubmit		2012-02-02 02:14:17 PM

BurnShrike: neversubmit: Every damn time this thread comes up.

Forcible Sodomy Law & Legal Definition (new window)

Forcible sodomy is the sexual interaction involving the genitals of one person and the anus or mouth of another, against one's will, regardless of gender. It includes any penetration, no matter how slight, of the anus of one person by the penis of another accomplished by force and against the other person's will.

I'm sure she had to really hold him down to give him a BJ. She's clearly a pedophile of the worst kind.

Ha that's what his mother said, but no it's because he was under 16 at the time. So how many times does 14 go into 34?

sotua		2012-02-02 02:15:17 PM

HotIgneous Intruder: Somebody shopped her hair or something.
Her real booking photo is here (new window). (search for "suni" she's about halfway down the page)

LOL @ "SYDDALL, JEFFREY" - that sideways look he's giving himself is priceless.

nopokerface		2012-02-02 02:15:37 PM

rkiller1: FTFY

Thanks!

HotIgneous Intruder		2012-02-02 02:15:47 PM

HotIgneous Intruder: Found an awesome secondary article:
Convicted Utah sex offender helped with football team (new window)

It was a two year relationship with the Utah teen.

elev8meL8r		2012-02-02 02:16:00 PM

neversubmit: Ha that's what his mother said, but no it's because he was under 16 at the time. So how many times does 14 go into 34?

I'm guessing two, maybe three tops.

LeroyBourne		2012-02-02 02:18:10 PM

Why would you tell any other guy your secrets? Sure, I'll be the guy to holla at the top of the mountain that I love to eat a beautiful woman's asshole, but how I get there is my secret.

HotIgneous Intruder		2012-02-02 02:19:01 PM

neversubmit: Ha that's what his mother said, but no it's because he was under 16 at the time. So how many times does 14 go into 34?

Over a two-year period? Probably two or three sessions a week?

BurnShrike		2012-02-02 02:19:28 PM

Has anyone mentioned that she's a fitness trainer, and having sex (especially forcible sex) is a great work out?

She was just doing her job by giving him a job.

Gaseous Anomaly		2012-02-02 02:20:45 PM

herrDrFarkenstein: Theaetetus: "Forcible"? Damn over-charging prosecutors.

As a fark-legal-expert(tm), I can tell you that the proper term in a sodomy case is "prosecutor over-reaching-around"

If the defense attorney is good they can plead down to "following too closely".

/sorry

GameSprocket		2012-02-02 02:21:50 PM

BurnShrike: Has anyone mentioned that she's a fitness trainer, and having sex (especially forcible sex) is a great work out?

She was just doing her job by giving him a job.

I'm sure she made him firmer.

elev8meL8r		2012-02-02 02:23:49 PM

sotua: HotIgneous Intruder: Somebody shopped her hair or something.
Her real booking photo is here (new window). (search for "suni" she's about halfway down the page)

LOL @ "SYDDALL, JEFFREY" - that sideways look he's giving himself is priceless.

Christ, that's a sad lot. Most of them look 20 or 30 years older than their years.

Dadof3		2012-02-02 02:24:55 PM

From the booking photos,

news.washeriff.net

"I don't trust that guy"

greyw1980		2012-02-02 02:25:16 PM

tortilla burger: BurnShrike: five counts of forcible sodomy.

By some definitions (I don't know if it's the case here) oral sex is counted as sodomy. Yeah it doesn't make any sense to me either

sex = genital to genital
sodomy = genital to non-genital
sexual contact = no genitalia involved but for purpose sexual gratification, or, as we used to call it, second base.

Pro-tip boobies are not genitalia.

ongbok		2012-02-02 02:25:34 PM

ha-ha-guy: What kind of parent hires a 36 year old woman as a fitness trainer for a teenage male?

Although I guess does beat the potential of a Sandusky situation going down.

The kind of parent that would believe that a 36 year old woman would be mature and sane enough not to fark their teenage son.

But since you want to take it there. What type of parent would hire a 36 year old woman to be a math tutor for a teenage male? When you hear it like that what you said sounds a little silly doesn't it?

Invisible Pedestrian		2012-02-02 02:26:01 PM

FTFA: "This is a picture of my son when he was 14 years old," the victim's mother said while holding up a photo during Tuesday's hearing. "Look. Suni, look! Does this look like someone a 34-year-old adult woman would want to have a relationship with?"

Who said anything about a relationship?

BurnShrike		2012-02-02 02:26:05 PM

greyw1980: tortilla burger: BurnShrike: five counts of forcible sodomy.

By some definitions (I don't know if it's the case here) oral sex is counted as sodomy. Yeah it doesn't make any sense to me either

sex = genital to genital
sodomy = genital to non-genital
sexual contact = no genitalia involved but for purpose sexual gratification, or, as we used to call it, second base.

Pro-tip boobies are not genitalia.

Neither are hands. So a reach-around is a big no-no.

Another Pretentious Nickname		2012-02-02 02:26:29 PM

LeroyBourne: Why would you tell any other guy your secrets? Sure, I'll be the guy to holla at the top of the mountain that I love to eat a beautiful woman's asshole, but how I get there is my secret.

You climb. That's obvious.

watson.t.hamster		2012-02-02 02:26:32 PM

ha-ha-guy: What kind of parent hires a 36 year old woman as a fitness trainer for a teenage male?

Apparently the best parents ever.

HotIgneous Intruder		2012-02-02 02:29:30 PM

Invisible Pedestrian: Who said anything about a relationship?

TFA didn't say it but this one does (new window).

She apparently trained him for two years before it went sour.

Invisible Pedestrian		2012-02-02 02:29:38 PM

"I have to walk through the halls of my high school knowing that people know what happened, wondering what they're thinking," the boy told Judge Eric Ludlow.

I suspect they're mostly thinking "Way to go!"

The boy said some girls have wanted to date him because he is "experienced" and when other boys have questions about sexuality they say "just ask (him)," he said.

Yeah, AND? I wonder how much this kid is saying because Mommy directed him and what he's really thinking...

Another Pretentious Nickname		2012-02-02 02:30:16 PM

ongbok: What type of ~~parent~~person would hire a ~~36 year old~~ woman ~~to be a math tutor for a teenage male~~? When you hear it like that what you said sounds ~~a little silly~~ like Fark doesn't it?

HotIgneous Intruder		2012-02-02 02:32:16 PM

Invisible Pedestrian: "I have to walk through the halls of my high school knowing that people know what happened, wondering what they're thinking," the boy told Judge Eric Ludlow.

Yeah, that's because you ratted on yourself, retard.
I vote that the kid is going with the gay.

dericwater		2012-02-02 02:35:35 PM

I thought the headline was kidding.

elev8meL8r		2012-02-02 02:36:04 PM

HotIgneous Intruder: She apparently trained him for two years before it went sour.

He should have eaten more pineapples.

SPLAMM		2012-02-02 02:37:29 PM

Not sure if sodomy.

LoneWolf343		2012-02-02 02:37:30 PM

Looks like there is going to be another ignoring spree today...

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