Nah. While I definitely prefer Manhattan Clam Chowder, I'm not going to get terribly stressed out over two teams I don't particularly care about beating each other. Manhattan Clam Chowder should win, though, just for the LULZ.

Greenberg recommends drinking lots of water, eat healthy foods, and walk around during half-time.

Welcome to America, Vicky Greenberg.

/might eat a little celery, is that good enough?
//it comes with the wings

If you don't hear from me by Tuesday, it's because I had 9 simultaneous heart attacks and a stroke during the game.

The linked article is a useless pile of dribble with no facts to back it up. Complete waste of a 'click'.
Now give me my God-Damned Chicken Wings!

Norv Turner: [www.playinggolf.jpeg]

now that's funny...

also, why the fark is the super bowl considered stressful?

IAmRight: If some Giants fans and some Pats fans die, well then...

imokaywiththis.jpg

Amazingly we agree on something.

I don't give a shiat either way, I guess I can pull for the pats a little more since I hate giants fans who are some of the most ignorant and obnoxious fans in all of football.

Wasn't it just a couple months ago that giants fans were screaming that eli is shiat and coughlin needs to be fired? Now both are the greatest ever, god its like all yankee fans are also giants fans.

What the fark is a Super Bowel?

After seeing the Yankees in 7 world Series, winning 5 and the Giants in 4 (will be 5 on Sunday) winning 3, I've gotten over the nutty shiat I used to do. Now if they lose, it's damn,wait til next year, not "I'll be on the roof with the Ginsu if you need me".

Now a Browns or Lions fan might have a coronary.

steamingpile: Wasn't it just a couple months ago that giants fans were screaming that eli is shiat and coughlin needs to be fired

Oh good, I was afraid we wouldn't see this old chestnut. Because it's so unreasonable for fans to be unhappy with a coach when a team goes from 6-2 to 7-7 after a disastrous loss to the Redskins.

As for Eli, you're just making shiat up. Nobody wanted him gone this year, he doesn't play defense.

Oh come on it's not Christmas - you don't have to watch the damn Super Bowl with your family.

Getting ready for the SuperForeverAloneBowl. All my football-watching buddies out of town, one of them left me the keys to his apartment so I can at least watch it on his 50" hdtv instead of my crappy 32" with no HD cable. So... watch out for me being really active in the SB thread this Sunday.

/FOREVERALONE.JPG

t3knomanser: Nah. While I definitely prefer Manhattan Clam Chowder, I'm not going to get terribly stressed out over two teams I don't particularly care about beating each other. Manhattan Clam Chowder should win, though, just for the LULZ.

pretty much this. i was more stressed out about a regular season college basketball game last night than I'll ever be for a super bowl where my team isn't playing.

No, the Super Bowl is this weekend. I have no clue what this "Superbowl" so many subbies have been talking about is.

/Sorry....pet peeve

Since I have no horse in the race I will be asleep midway through the 3rd

Yanks_RSJ: Oh good, I was afraid we wouldn't see this old chestnut. Because it's so unreasonable for fans to be unhappy with a coach when a team goes from 6-2 to 7-7 after a disastrous loss to the Redskins.

As for Eli, you're just making shiat up. Nobody wanted him gone this year, he doesn't play defense.

Funny I did listen to NY sports talk and they did say he was just lucky one season and quite a few asked when they were going to get a real QB.

NYers arent really fans they just jump on the bandwagon when they start winning, besides its easy to sell out stadiums when there are 15 million people in the general area.

GimpyNip: Bashatizin' Smashmaster: No, the Super Bowl is this weekend. I have no clue what this "Superbowl" so many subbies have been talking about is.

/Sorry....pet peeve

Sir, you don't not own the rights to that. Please refer to it as The Big Game At The End of The Season.

Good point. Commissioner Ginger Hammer is probably having a lawsuit prepped as we speak.

steamingpile: Yanks_RSJ: Oh good, I was afraid we wouldn't see this old chestnut. Because it's so unreasonable for fans to be unhappy with a coach when a team goes from 6-2 to 7-7 after a disastrous loss to the Redskins.

As for Eli, you're just making shiat up. Nobody wanted him gone this year, he doesn't play defense.

Funny I did listen to NY sports talk and they did say he was just lucky one season and quite a few asked when they were going to get a real QB.

NYers arent really fans they just jump on the bandwagon when they start winning, besides its easy to sell out stadiums when there are 15 million people in the general area.

Ohhh, it's you. Nevermind, but thanks for showing up with your usual talking points. I'll make sure to mark your profile so I know not to take you seriously in the future.

I guess this Super Bowl thread is as good as any place to ask this...

I want to make something delicious and/or ridiculous for my Super Bowl party. I was thinking that this year I would take the leap and finally build one of those meat explosion monstrosities. However, I've been eating a bit healthier so I want something a bit less deadly. I'm not looking for celery and veggie sticks, but I'm staying away from Luther Burger levels of fat/carbs.

Any suggestions on something to cook? No pizza, because my wife makes the excellent Pillsbury pizza bubble ring (new window) and my lazy brother always comes through with a box of Totino's pizza rolls.

You think you all know stress? I have $200 riding on the Puppy Bowl.

Yanks_RSJ: Ohhh, it's you. Nevermind, but thanks for showing up with your usual talking points. I'll make sure to mark your profile so I know not to take you seriously in the future.

Maybe I should track down the madd dogg audio clip of the callers he had on about how eli is not peyton or how hes not a real leader..........

What was it, 2 years ago when coughlin won his ring with them? F*ck, he had to retool all the WRs and everyone expected them to win 14 games every year, you people sound like chicago fans talking about ditka in his heyday...........ok, ditka vs god...........ditka, but its a close match so gods got nutin to be ashamed of, it is ditka after all........

Best In The World: "Faith is a kind of winged intellect. The great workmen of history have been men who believed like giants." - Charles Henry Parkhurst

Tha grandeur, tha lights, it all comes down 2 Sunday, bro. I got my $$$ on tha Giants. I already bought all my squares. I got tha Bud Ice Limes on ICE. I got tha Twisted Teas. But the flyest thing I'm gonna unleash @ tha party is tha Vodka Gummi Bears I have marinating in tha fridge. U kno about them Bears? What you do iz U take a foil turkey pan and fill it with gummi's and then you fill it with Vodka until it'z level with the top layer of bears. Then ya gots ta have patience cuz it takes like 2 weeks for tha magic. But, once thurrr done, they are instant panty droppers. Shorty's eat them like candy & don't even know how bombed they are. Word on tha block iz that Madonna is playing Vogue so if U got some drunk ass biatches in ur crib U kno that song is gonna get them on the pole.

For easy reference here The Best In The World's Vodka Gummi Recipizzy

2 LBS Harbio Gummi Bears
1.75 Liter Whip Cream Vodka (or yo favorite flavor BUT recall, yo are trying 2 get biatches drunk so raise tha roof)
1 tin turkey pan or a glass pan, whatevs

Mix together. Put in fridge fo 2 weeks. Get farked up.

THIS WOULD HAVE BEEN USEFUL 2 SUNDAYS AGO

Wadded Beef: You think you all know stress? I have $200 riding on the Puppy Bowl.

The stupidity of this could only be surpassed if you had said you had $200 on the Bud Bowl.

I will say the closest I came to a heart attack was in Super Bowl XL when Kelly Herndon intercepted Roethlisberger's pass and returned it 70 yards.

/yes, I'm a Seahawks fan
//we take what we can get

neuroflare: Best In The World: "Faith is a kind of winged intellect. The great workmen of history have been men who believed like giants." - Charles Henry Parkhurst

Tha grandeur, tha lights, it all comes down 2 Sunday, bro. I got my $$$ on tha Giants. I already bought all my squares. I got tha Bud Ice Limes on ICE. I got tha Twisted Teas. But the flyest thing I'm gonna unleash @ tha party is tha Vodka Gummi Bears I have marinating in tha fridge. U kno about them Bears? What you do iz U take a foil turkey pan and fill it with gummi's and then you fill it with Vodka until it'z level with the top layer of bears. Then ya gots ta have patience cuz it takes like 2 weeks for tha magic. But, once thurrr done, they are instant panty droppers. Shorty's eat them like candy & don't even know how bombed they are. Word on tha block iz that Madonna is playing Vogue so if U got some drunk ass biatches in ur crib U kno that song is gonna get them on the pole.

For easy reference here The Best In The World's Vodka Gummi Recipizzy

2 LBS Harbio Gummi Bears
1.75 Liter Whip Cream Vodka (or yo favorite flavor BUT recall, yo are trying 2 get biatches drunk so raise tha roof)
1 tin turkey pan or a glass pan, whatevs

Mix together. Put in fridge fo 2 weeks. Get farked up.

THIS WOULD HAVE BEEN USEFUL 2 SUNDAYS AGO

I started a batch last week. They don't need two weeks. If you run out and buy a large bag of Haribo gummi bears and a handle of cheap vodka, you can start them soaking tonight or tomorrow morning, and they'll be saturated by Saturday morning.

This next part is very important - also get a can of frozen juice concentrate, and mix it with about half of the normal amount of water, then let the bears soak in those for another 24 hours. The juice concentrate does two things. First, it gives the bears a flavor other than "Five O'Clock Vodka", and if you only saturate the bears with booze but not the concentrate, you'll find that the bears have this hard center, almost like they're frozen.

I was fully prepared for my bowl of vodka gummi bears to take 7-10 days to be ready, turns out they were ready in a little over 24 hours.

*A little over 48 hours. 24 hours for each saturation.

IAmRight: Wadded Beef: You think you all know stress? I have $200 riding on the Puppy Bowl.

Pussy.

What has two thumbs and might not have two thumbs if Bud doesn't win the Bud Bowl against Bud Light this year?

/do they still do that?
//I remember it being more interesting than the Super Bowl on occasion, maybe they were required to stop

Not sure, but when the "Bud Bowl" first came out it meant something COMPLETELY different in my college days...

UNC_Samurai: Haribo

I also love how you insist on my favorite brand of gummi bear.
/bouncing here and there and everywhere...

shifter_: The linked article is a useless pile of dribble with no facts to back it up. Complete waste of a 'click'.
Now give me my God-Damned Chicken Wings!

It did, however, give you this gem: Greenberg recommends drinking lots of water, eat healthy foods...

Your plans for beer, wings, and anything you cna fit into the deep fryer are going to have to change, in order to keep the players from coming through your TV and murdering you.

neuroflare: UNC_Samurai: Haribo

I also love how you insist on my favorite brand of gummi bear.
/bouncing here and there and everywhere...

I'm just letting people know what I'm using. I don't know if other brands react differently to absorbing alcohol or not.

/do NOT try to bounce on your ass after consumption

UNC_Samurai: neuroflare: UNC_Samurai: Haribo

I also love how you insist on my favorite brand of gummi bear.
/bouncing here and there and everywhere...

I'm just letting people know what I'm using. I don't know if other brands react differently to absorbing alcohol or not.

/do NOT try to bounce on your ass after consumption

Again, something that could have brought to my attention two Sundays ago!

Ok, so heres the game plan. Early 7:00am breakfast, light, some cereal or oatmeal, juice, to set the base. The Baby Back Ribs go into the smoker. Low n slow...Set out some early snackies.....crackers/cheese/summer sausage.....first Shiner Blonde is set for liftoff about 11:00 Red beans n rice into the pot......anyone who shows early gets a sammich n chips. Beer continues, shifting gears into the Johnny Walker Blue about 1:00......the music is getting louder......the wings, the ribs and the red beans n rice are all happy on the stove/smoker. It's getting close now...the early Teevee Bullshiat is in full force. We play horseshoes and lounge about.....beers are flowing. My date is already naked. She likes football, or so she says. I don't care. She brought Tequila. Now I understand. I love this. It's 4:00 and everyone is getting bozo. I manage to set all the food out and nobody cares. Total success. Everyone eats anyway. Game starts and at that point my obligations as host has ended. I control the teevee and the bar. It's every man/woman for him/herself. The police show up about half time and ask us to turn the volume down. We comply and start an orgy by the 3rd quarter. I wake up in the fountain in front of the apt. complex about midnight with one boot and just my tighty whities on. Great success. I have monday off planned because my moma didn't raise no fool. That is the plan.........