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(NW Florida Daily News) Spiffy Ugly ass baby gorilla born in Florida zoo   (nwfdailynews.com) divider line 14
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indeebud [TotalFark]
2012-02-02 09:28:29 AM
D'awwww! Nothing sweeter than a baby.
 
Bad_ad85
2012-02-02 01:11:57 PM
Oh sweet! I can now truthfully say I'm hung like a Gorilla!
 
bikerbob59
2012-02-02 01:23:19 PM
Bad_ad85: Oh sweet! I can now truthfully say I'm hung like a Gorilla!

HA!
 
rkiller1
2012-02-02 01:23:20 PM
Nine months ago, zoo employees walked in on the couple when they were mating.

WTF? No pictures?
 
SlipWilly
2012-02-02 01:41:30 PM
Artie?
 
fredsnake
2012-02-02 01:43:04 PM
Michele?
 
fat boy [TotalFark]
2012-02-02 01:43:45 PM
It's a shame they couldn't get her to the hospital
 
BurnShrike
2012-02-02 01:44:26 PM
Ugly ass baby gorilla born in Florida zoo

I was informed that it's impossible to have ass babies. Was I lied to?
 
The Goddamn Batman [TotalFark]
2012-02-02 01:47:30 PM
Bad_ad85: Oh sweet! I can now truthfully say I'm hung like a Gorilla!

You know that relative to their size, gorillas have smaller testicles than humans.
 
fappomatic
2012-02-02 02:00:58 PM
So, is insurance paying for the c-section, or do they have to appeal?
 
rkiller1
2012-02-02 02:02:05 PM
The Goddamn Batman: Bad_ad85: Oh sweet! I can now truthfully say I'm hung like a Gorilla!

You know that relative to their size, gorillas have smaller testicles than humans.

And you know this because...?
 
kd1s
2012-02-02 06:18:51 PM
What fascinates me more is that the gestation period is damnably close to that of we humans, and the size of the infant is too. And to those people who say we don't have a common ancestor, ha! We do!
 
tylerdurden217
2012-02-02 09:27:42 PM
Bad_ad85: Oh sweet! I can now truthfully say I'm hung like a Gorilla!

You have always been able to say that.

"When compared to other primates, including large primates such as the gorilla, the genitalia of male humans are large. The human penis is both longer and thicker than that of any other primate, both in absolute terms and in relative size to the rest of the body."

Citation:
http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penis_ size

So if you are below average, you can safely say "Gorilla Size"
 
Lone Stranger
2012-02-02 11:23:01 PM
If you boil the baby gorilla down will it make ...

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