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2012-02-02 09:17:42 AM
So, it's not not cool when it's being played by a hot chick?

I agree. But you could have just said it was cool, subby. You're so shallow and pedantic.
 
2012-02-02 10:20:06 AM
Cute, but who's playing the drum kit? Is he ugly like Ringo? Did they have to hide him behind the videographer?
 
2012-02-02 10:30:01 AM
That's not a xylophone, dumbass.
 
2012-02-02 10:30:17 AM
It's a vibraphone, musically illiteratemitter. And that's a marimba next to it.
 
2012-02-02 10:31:09 AM
Correct me if I'm wrong, but those were a vibraphone and a marimba, no?
 
2012-02-02 10:32:00 AM
They're pretty good. Very tight. The bass player is especially smooth for such a young player. Props.

Oh, and the "drum kit" is that wooden box the one kid is sitting on. It's called a cajon, I think. It's got the workings of a snare built inside and the individual sides of the box act as tom or bass drums. Very cool instrument.
 
2012-02-02 10:35:04 AM
Some songs featuring the xylophone (new window) are cooler than others.
 
2012-02-02 10:39:31 AM
discgolfguru: Some songs featuring the xylophone (new window) are cooler than others.

Also not a xylophone.
 
2012-02-02 10:40:08 AM
socodog: Oh, and the "drum kit" is that wooden box the one kid is sitting on. It's called a cajon, I think. It's got the workings of a snare built inside and the individual sides of the box act as tom or bass drums. Very cool instrument.

Is there such a device as an electric cajon? At 22 seconds, you can see a cable going into or out of the box; at first glimpse, I thought it was the bass just plugged into an amp, but that would be a pretty odd looking amp then.
 
2012-02-02 10:42:07 AM
this is the intarwebs, and while she is cute, she does not qualify as hot.
 
2012-02-02 10:51:29 AM
Shostie: discgolfguru: Some songs featuring the xylophone (new window) are cooler than others.

Also not a xylophone.


Admittedly, I didn't know the difference. Wiki said he played the xylo in that song, so I based my post on that.

/ I still like the song
 
2012-02-02 11:12:13 AM
Wait - this is a friggin' Skrillex cover? On a friggin' vibraphone? By three hipster chuckleheads? Really?

What the hell, Fark? You used to be cool.
 
2012-02-02 11:19:11 AM
really repp'n Georgia State pretty hard

/hard
 
2012-02-02 11:25:24 AM
 
2012-02-02 11:26:42 AM
By the way, Bob Becker, the guy in the video I just posted, is improvising over half that performance. I got a chance to play with him in college and he is just sick.
 
2012-02-02 11:42:21 AM
madden101: socodog: Oh, and the "drum kit" is that wooden box the one kid is sitting on. It's called a cajon, I think. It's got the workings of a snare built inside and the individual sides of the box act as tom or bass drums. Very cool instrument.

Is there such a device as an electric cajon? At 22 seconds, you can see a cable going into or out of the box; at first glimpse, I thought it was the bass just plugged into an amp, but that would be a pretty odd looking amp then.


Might just be a mic cord. Anyway, definitely not an amp, definitely a cajon (that's cah•HŌN), definitely a cool instrument. Spanish-gypsy word for "box," popular in latino musics, especially flamenco.
 
2012-02-02 11:53:37 AM
acoustic dubstep.....is still dubstep
 
2012-02-02 12:10:45 PM
Macinfarker: This is a xylophone, and someone who knows how to actually play it. (new window)

This is a xylophone, and someone who knows how to actually play it.

(new window)
 
2012-02-02 12:17:21 PM
Shemp is really rockin that vibe.
 
2012-02-02 12:24:44 PM
Girl is NOT hot. Somewhat cute, perhaps, but definitely not hot.

THIS:

4.bp.blogspot.com

on the other hand, WOULD qualify as a hot musician chick
 
2012-02-02 12:30:08 PM
Latin music has some really cool wierd instruments.

Cuica: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZC_D2CE4_0
 
2012-02-02 12:48:41 PM
As someone with a pretty hot classically-trained percussionist sister-in-law, this is 'meh'. I've been witness to amazing 4-mallet vibraphone playing and awesome boobies simultaneously for years.
 
2012-02-02 12:49:04 PM
That song is much better without all the Transformer poop in it.
 
2012-02-02 01:06:23 PM
unyon: As someone with a pretty hot classically-trained percussionist sister-in-law, this is 'meh'. I've been witness to amazing 4-mallet vibraphone playing and awesome boobies simultaneously for years.

She kinda reminds me of Mary-Louise Parker.
 
2012-02-02 01:37:16 PM
discgolfguru: unyon: As someone with a pretty hot classically-trained percussionist sister-in-law, this is 'meh'. I've been witness to amazing 4-mallet vibraphone playing and awesome boobies simultaneously for years.

She kinda reminds me of Mary-Louise Parker.


Pretty accurate. She sounds similar to her as well. My SIL has bigger boobs, though. I occasionally call her 'Tits-on-a-stick', which she seems to find degrading for some reason. Broads, go figure.

/kidding
/i'm a dead man if my wife sees this
 
2012-02-02 01:39:39 PM
Something tells me OP has never had sex.
 
2012-02-02 01:56:33 PM

FormlessOne



Wait - this is a friggin' Skrillex cover? On a friggin' vibraphone? By three hipster chuckleheads? Really?

What the hell, Fark? You used to be cool.


so, your definition of hipster is "human that plays an instrument"?



/kinda cool cover, that chick is not hot, subby, but it get it Drew, it gets clicks and posts...
 
2012-02-02 02:02:10 PM
CVGScorch: Macinfarker: This is a xylophone, and someone who knows how to actually play it. (new window)

This is a xylophone, and someone who knows how to actually play it.

(new window)


Wood bars struck with a mallet = marimba.

Weeners FTFV:"MAN OH MAN.........THIS DUDE MAKES THAT MARIMBA TALK.........HE MAKES PLAYING THE MARIMBA "COOL"..."
 
2012-02-02 02:03:34 PM
Huh?

test:
Weeners
 
2012-02-02 02:05:15 PM
Filterpwned

I'll never figure out these filters.
 
2012-02-02 02:18:05 PM
CVGScorch: Macinfarker: This is a xylophone, and someone who knows how to actually play it. (new window)

This is a xylophone, and someone who knows how to actually play it.

(new window)


That is a marimba. Nice try.
 
2012-02-02 02:20:43 PM
ZMugg: Filterpwned

I'll never figure out these filters.


Link (new window)
 
2012-02-02 02:22:49 PM
Better when they're playing an organ, preferably mine.
 
2012-02-02 02:39:16 PM
madden101: ZMugg: Filterpwned

I'll never figure out these filters.

Link (new window)


I had thought I got around it by saying "first" followed by "comment".

Not covered in FArQ.
 
2012-02-02 03:10:54 PM
ZMugg: I had thought I got around it by saying "first" followed by "comment".

Not covered in FArQ.


Gotcha. I thought you'd said "1st ghost" but, instead, with... you know. The computers are becoming smarter than us, man!
 
2012-02-02 03:21:11 PM
Came for xylophone and hot chick. Found neither.
 
2012-02-02 03:21:12 PM
I was waiting for the hot chick to start playing but all I saw was Gonzo.
 
2012-02-02 04:03:13 PM
funkyeuph: Came for xylophone and hot chick. Found neither.

This -- WTF?
 
2012-02-02 05:08:59 PM
Vibes and Marimba dumbassmitter....

That marimba sounds like soggy butthole....no resonance whatsoever. I don't know if it's the mic they are using or the mallets, but it made me cringe.

/studied mallet percussion in college
 
2012-02-02 05:11:39 PM
I donMinus 1 Charisma: Vibes and Marimba dumbassmitter....

That marimba sounds like soggy butthole....no resonance whatsoever. I don't know if it's the mic they are using or the mallets, but it made me cringe.

/studied mallet percussion in college


I neglected to mention that despite the marimba sound it was ar eally f-ing awesome arrangment and I wish I could have thrown something together half as cool with my other percussion dorks in college. We managed to perform the original Zelda dungeon song w 2 marimbas....but that was before the youtubes....
 
2012-02-02 06:13:03 PM
She is pretty, but is all hunched over an instrument and dressed like she is in a garage band. I bet she cleans up very well.

Understand submitter that most farkers don't know what real girls look like or real boobies for that matter.
 
2012-02-02 06:14:41 PM
I'll see your video and raise you Ruth Underwood (new window) - Zappa's old xylophone player (who used to be pretty cute in her prime)
 
2012-02-02 07:42:09 PM
She can xylo MY phone anytime she wants... The Dimitri Martin fella can watch.
 
2012-02-02 07:53:04 PM
Sounded good , but the bass player was about to blow out his speaker... he needs something like this:



/hot
 
2012-02-02 07:55:17 PM
gaaahhhhh, image too big... ( 256kb?! wtf? )

He needs a good DI box... I linked to a pic of SansAmp Bass Driver.
 
2012-02-02 08:33:39 PM
TheSignPost: So, it's not not cool when it's being played by a hot chick?

I agree. But you could have just said it was cool, subby. You're so shallow and pedantic.


He insists upon himself.
 
2012-02-02 09:23:13 PM
So back in High School, the drummers used to arrange cello concertos and other string pieces for Marimba and they were absolutely hauntingly beautiful. Anyone got any links to stuff like that?

/Came from having a band teacher whose true love was music composition, and an absolutely fantastic percussion instructor who made our percussion section nationally ranked.
 
2012-02-02 10:47:36 PM
SirTanon: Girl is NOT hot. Somewhat cute, perhaps, but definitely not hot.

THIS:

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on the other hand, WOULD qualify as a hot musician chick


Aw, YEAH! She totally wouldn't have anything to do with me.
 
2012-02-02 11:07:06 PM
No hot chick and no xylophone.

But what this video did show was that as it turns out my theory on dubstep is correct. Take something that has the potential of sounding awesome and fark it up. This video is somewhere between what the baseline melody could potentially be with talent and actual dubstep.
 
2012-02-02 11:16:53 PM
Xylophone is coolest when the music is sinister. Violent Femmes, for example. I'd like to see a film noir with a xylophone soundtrack.
 
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