Sounds like a great place to catch a peka at some nude bodies.

Mr Bigwood went to look for the man but could not find him. While at the beach, he spoke to two young women, both aged about 20, asking whether they had seen a nude man walking along the beach and whether they had been offended. They told him: "Oh yes, because he was old and ugly."

Mr Bigwood, 58, said that was a bit tragic. "The man was described as about 45 years old. You can imagine how I felt - not great."

That's it I'm moving to New Zealand. Anywhere on earth where cops and journalists are this laid back and have a sense of humor has got to be just plain awesome to live in.

Mr Bigwood went to look for the man but could not find him. While at the beach, he spoke to two young women, both aged about 20, asking whether they had seen a nude man walking along the beach and whether they had been offended. They told him: "Oh yes, because he was old and ugly."

Mr Bigwood, 58, said that was a bit tragic. "The man was described as about 45 years old. You can imagine how I felt - not great."

Mr Bigwood, who do you think you are?

The story is funnier if you read it in the voice of Rhys Darby from Flight of the Conchords.

I was so excited to go to my first nude beach only to find that the only boobs were 65 years old and over. Please cover them up.

Nudity is allowed on Kapiti beaches as long as it is not offensive to other beachgoers.

I propose a rating system. Majority wins. All 10s allowed. Negatives get hauled away.

Yep, the amazing has happened: nudity has become stuffy.

Smurfme: I was so excited to go to my first nude beach only to find that the only boobs were 65 years old and over. Please cover them up.

Here is a thought, maybe you should avoid nude beaches if other people being naked is such a big issue for you.

Smurfme: I was so excited to go to my first nude beach only to find that the only boobs were 65 years old and over. Please cover them up.

Come to Spain next time...we got riper ones.

Stg. Bigwood and his partner Lt. Coxswell. Cue the prono music..

"Let's go! Whaddaya say Pikachu?"

"PIKA!"

"Hmm... Hey Pikachu, we've been together, like, over 10 years..."

"PIKA PIKA!"

"Yeah, look, don't you think you could learn more than 3 words? And those 3 are all just pieces of the same word?"

"chu...???"

"Look, just try to say my name: Ash. Say it: ASH."

"Ah... Ah... PIKACHU!"

"Fark this, I'm outta here...."

Smurfme: I was so excited to go to my first nude beach only to find that the only boobs were 65 years old and over. Please cover them up.

You know, there are lots and lots of websites dedicated to spotting topless and naked women on the beaches of the world. You could see what beaches are worth going to before you set out again...

I've nothing against naturism. I even have a mild interest in the concept. But I would not go nude where people who would be offended would see me. People who do that are no better than someone who would go into a nudist resort, beach, etc. demanding that people put their clothes on.

Lawn_offit: Nudity is allowed on Kapiti beaches as long as it is not offensive to other beachgoers.

I propose a rating system. Majority wins. All 10s allowed. Negatives get hauled away.

Chinchillazilla: Pikachu's voice actress (new window)

Is it wrong that I'm getting an erection now when I say Pikachu? I'd hit her like an angry Bulbasaur.

HoratioGates: Chinchillazilla: Pikachu's voice actress (new window)

Is it wrong that I'm getting an erection now when I say Pikachu? I'd hit her like an angry Bulbasaur.

I'd shake it like a DugTrio Earthquake.
I'd burn that up like a Charmeleon FlameWheel.
I'd zap that like a Voltorb Megaexplosion.

Wait till she sees my 'Water Pulse'....

"when the great ivory ball creates a silver, rippling path across the dark blue sea"

Is that New Zelander for spooging?

/fapa fapa?