Best In The World: "During the Tertiary period the whole valley of Mexico was one great lake." - Edward Burnett Tylor

Taco Bizzy is tha bomb if U work out. U can go in there and ask for a cup of beef. It's like 3 scoops of beef in a 12 oz soda cup for $2.25 (I thunk). If U don't want 2 chug a Muscle Milk or U ain't got yoself no Power Bars Taco Bizzy has tha relief. & you can eat it with a straw which iz of benefit after a fight when ur mouff iz all swollen. Plus, it gets boring eating the same shiat all the damn time.

Haven't I seen you on Jersey Shore?

Best In The World: "During the Tertiary period the whole valley of Mexico was one great lake." - Edward Burnett Tylor

Taco Bizzy is tha bomb if U work out. U can go in there and ask for a cup of beef. It's like 3 scoops of beef in a 12 oz soda cup for $2.25 (I thunk). If U don't want 2 chug a Muscle Milk or U ain't got yoself no Power Bars Taco Bizzy has tha relief. & you can eat it with a straw which iz of benefit after a fight when ur mouff iz all swollen. Plus, it gets boring eating the same shiat all the damn time.

you know most of their "beef" is oatmeal filler, right?

i cant understand why anyone would ever eat that dreck. Just eat some catfood its about the same thing.

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Me thinks there is something wrong with the link...

farked already??

Father_Jack: Best In The World: "During the Tertiary period the whole valley of Mexico was one great lake." - Edward Burnett Tylor

Taco Bizzy is tha bomb if U work out. U can go in there and ask for a cup of beef. It's like 3 scoops of beef in a 12 oz soda cup for $2.25 (I thunk). If U don't want 2 chug a Muscle Milk or U ain't got yoself no Power Bars Taco Bizzy has tha relief. & you can eat it with a straw which iz of benefit after a fight when ur mouff iz all swollen. Plus, it gets boring eating the same shiat all the damn time.

you know most of their "beef" is oatmeal filler, right?

i cant understand why anyone would ever eat that dreck. Just eat some catfood its about the same thing.

Don't be dissing cat food like that.

Nice failtastic link.

The link shat itself out already.

Here ya go Unfarked for now.

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Oh, my God. He shiat everywhere. There's shiat everywhere! Dammit! There's shiat on the windows! Oh, my God! My house is full of shiat! He shiat everywhere! Look what he did! He shiat all over the walls! There's shiat everywhere!

Headline: Taco Bell Linked To Salmonella Probe - Report
Article: The CDC concluded its investigation with a report ... that said a Mexican-style fast-food chain was linked to an outbreak of Salmonella Enteritidis, but declined to name the company

So... no.

Father_Jack:
i cant understand why anyone would ever eat that dreck.

If I ever have too much to drink the night before, Taco Bell is what cures me. Plus, I just farking love it. I know it's gross, I can't explain why I do, but I do. Mmmmmm Taco Bell.......

Best In The World: "During the Tertiary period the whole valley of Mexico was one great lake." - Edward Burnett Tylor

Taco Bizzy is tha bomb if U work out. U can go in there and ask for a cup of beef. It's like 3 scoops of beef in a 12 oz soda cup for $2.25 (I thunk). If U don't want 2 chug a Muscle Milk or U ain't got yoself no Power Bars Taco Bizzy has tha relief. & you can eat it with a straw which iz of benefit after a fight when ur mouff iz all swollen. Plus, it gets boring eating the same shiat all the damn time.

I laughed out loud in the middle of class, pissing my professor off and confusing the other students. Thanks for that.

Best In The World: "During the Tertiary period the whole valley of Mexico was one great lake." - Edward Burnett Tylor

Taco Bizzy is tha bomb if U work out. U can go in there and ask for a cup of beef. It's like 3 scoops of beef in a 12 oz soda cup for $2.25 (I thunk). If U don't want 2 chug a Muscle Milk or U ain't got yoself no Power Bars Taco Bizzy has tha relief. & you can eat it with a straw which iz of benefit after a fight when ur mouff iz all swollen. Plus, it gets boring eating the same shiat all the damn time.



Wut?

Why would Taco Bell customers stay long in the bathroom? I thought that they're supposed to turn your ass into a liquid-fuel rocket engine. Or is it the opposite this week?

Father_Jack: you know most of their "beef" is oatmeal filler, right?

i cant understand why anyone would ever eat that dreck. Just eat some catfood its about the same thing.

Yeah that's a load of crap. It was a popular rumour for a while, but it's been proven false.

And even if it wasn't, oatmeal is better for you than red meat. So they'd be doing you a favour.

Eatin' Taco Bell afta' a long night uh wo'k always hits de spot. Man! De food be baaaad and cheap and ah' neva' have t'wait long t'get it

Hamster On A Wheel: Father_Jack:
i cant understand why anyone would ever eat that dreck.

If I ever have too much to drink the night before, Taco Bell is what cures me. Plus, I just farking love it. I know it's gross, I can't explain why I do, but I do. Mmmmmm Taco Bell.......

I'm the same way. I will eat it maybe twice a year but damn, I enjoy those 2 times. I never have had any sort of gastric upset after eating it so I feel like those that always complain about it must have weak stomachs.

/Cheesy gordita crunch for life.

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Me thinks there is something wrong with the link...

no, you just have to pull up to the window, dumba$$.

blondski: Hamster On A Wheel: Father_Jack:
i cant understand why anyone would ever eat that dreck.

If I ever have too much to drink the night before, Taco Bell is what cures me. Plus, I just farking love it. I know it's gross, I can't explain why I do, but I do. Mmmmmm Taco Bell.......

I'm the same way. I will eat it maybe twice a year but damn, I enjoy those 2 times. I never have had any sort of gastric upset after eating it so I feel like those that always complain about it must have weak stomachs.

/Cheesy gordita crunch for life.

I don't eat there regularly, but I do love myself some Taco Bell.

In fact, this thread has prompted me to visit for lunch today. Mmmm.

Link is farked.

/Taco Bell is the bomb. I love Toilet Bomb.
//poop!

wtf is Salmonella Enteritidis ? a cross between Salmonella sp. and Enteritidis sp. ?

Father_Jack: Best In The World: "During the Tertiary period the whole valley of Mexico was one great lake." - Edward Burnett Tylor

Taco Bizzy is tha bomb if U work out. U can go in there and ask for a cup of beef. It's like 3 scoops of beef in a 12 oz soda cup for $2.25 (I thunk). If U don't want 2 chug a Muscle Milk or U ain't got yoself no Power Bars Taco Bizzy has tha relief. & you can eat it with a straw which iz of benefit after a fight when ur mouff iz all swollen. Plus, it gets boring eating the same shiat all the damn time.

you know most of their "beef" is oatmeal filler, right?

i cant understand why anyone would ever eat that dreck. Just eat some catfood its about the same thing.

If someone is eating Taco Bell beef for protein to assist in building muscle mass in concert with lifting weights, as the ever so eloquent commenter implied, it wouldn't matter too much if the protein came from beef or an oat thickening agent. Only the most stringent of weight lifters would discriminate between the different types of protein, (animal/whey/casein/soy); an even smaller number of those people would ever consider eating at Taco Bell.

Lame headline, farked link...subby needs to have his submitting rights capped.

I wish my car were running, I would go out and get one of those things with the Fritos in it!

Poop

Godscrack: Strange.

People hate Mexicans but love fake Mexican food.

No, because if you're a gringo and go to a taco stand run by Mexicans in the USA, they serve all their farking friends first before they make your order

Best In The World: "During the Tertiary period the whole valley of Mexico was one great lake." - Edward Burnett Tylor

Taco Bizzy is tha bomb if U work out. U can go in there and ask for a cup of beef. It's like 3 scoops of beef in a 12 oz soda cup for $2.25 (I thunk). If U don't want 2 chug a Muscle Milk or U ain't got yoself no Power Bars Taco Bizzy has tha relief. & you can eat it with a straw which iz of benefit after a fight when ur mouff iz all swollen. Plus, it gets boring eating the same shiat all the damn time.

I don't even understand what any of this means

Father_Jack: you know most of their "beef" is oatmeal filler, right?

i cant understand why anyone would ever eat that dreck.

One, uhh, no. Their "beef" is about 88% beef. It's about the same proportion you'd get if you made tacos using one of those lovely little seasoning packets you get from the supermarket, which have quite a bit of starchy "filler" to them too.

Two, even if it was true, since when is oatmeal some horrible thing you should never, ever eat? Oatmeal's actually quite good for you. Taco Bell's food would probably be a lot healthier if it actually was true.

Last time I ate a the Bell was a few years ago... I tried the flatbread beef something and got two flatbread mold somethings.
Workers there were PISSSSSSED! They had to go through all their flatbread to see if there were any more moldy ones.
Me: "Ah, guys, I just bit into your moldy food..." Them: "You want a refund or something?"
/Never again.

Customers? What about the staff?

Best In The World: "During the Tertiary period the whole valley of Mexico was one great lake." - Edward Burnett Tylor

Taco Bizzy is tha bomb if U work out...

Hamster On A Wheel: Father_Jack:
i cant understand why anyone would ever eat that dreck.

If I ever have too much to drink the night before, Taco Bell is what cures me. Plus, I just farking love it. I know it's gross, I can't explain why I do, but I do. Mmmmmm Taco Bell.......

i, too, love taco bell. it's got a flavor i grew accustom to in my youth and no one else can match that flavor. it's inexpensive, quick, and tasty, and by far not the only non-gourmet food i eat. most of their "meat" is "filler" you say? first of all, bs...MOST of it IS beef, though it may be ground finer than you prefer, and something like 14% is other stuff such as i'm assuming the filler to which you refer, seasonings/spices, etc.

health food? far from it. do i care? nope, not one bit. i still eat it. but, having cut out a 2 to 4 evening a week habit of grabbing something from there within 1 to 2 hours of bedtime, i have lost a good amount of weight in the past 4 months. of course, i could've just as easily been getting the same late-night food at home or at any number of restaurants, and cutting it out could've given me the same result, it just happened to be taco bell. and i'm exercising more, as anyone trying to lose weight should be doing.

blondski: I'm the same way. I will eat it maybe twice a year but damn, I enjoy those 2 times. I never have had any sort of gastric upset after eating it so I feel like those that always complain about it must have weak stomachs.

/Cheesy gordita crunch for life.

Farkers tend to shiat themselves if they eat two pieces of bread in one sitting. White Castle, Taco Bell, and just about any type of fast food seems to tear them up.


I'll get Taco Bell maybe one or twice a year (tends to be in the summer, out late, driving with the windows down...good times), and it's always a dependable level of mediocrity. Not fine dining, but always tasty.

URAPNIS: Best In The World: "During the Tertiary period the whole valley of Mexico was one great lake." - Edward Burnett Tylor

Taco Bizzy is tha bomb if U work out. U can go in there and ask for a cup of beef. It's like 3 scoops of beef in a 12 oz soda cup for $2.25 (I thunk). If U don't want 2 chug a Muscle Milk or U ain't got yoself no Power Bars Taco Bizzy has tha relief. & you can eat it with a straw which iz of benefit after a fight when ur mouff iz all swollen. Plus, it gets boring eating the same shiat all the damn time.

Haven't I seen you on Jersey Shore?

I think Meow Says The Dog has been reincarnated.

blondski: Hamster On A Wheel: Father_Jack:
i cant understand why anyone would ever eat that dreck.

If I ever have too much to drink the night before, Taco Bell is what cures me. Plus, I just farking love it. I know it's gross, I can't explain why I do, but I do. Mmmmmm Taco Bell.......

I'm the same way. I will eat it maybe twice a year but damn, I enjoy those 2 times. I never have had any sort of gastric upset after eating it so I feel like those that always complain about it must have weak stomachs.

/Cheesy gordita crunch for life.

yes! i don't know what it is about that combo of ingredients, but that is one of the best food items on any menu anywhere!

ArcadianRefugee: Headline: Taco Bell Linked To Salmonella Probe - Report
Article: The CDC concluded its investigation with a report ... that said a Mexican-style fast-food chain was linked to an outbreak of Salmonella Enteritidis, but declined to name the company

So... no.

Sounds like the basis for a libel suit if I ever saw one.

Jake Havechek: Godscrack: Strange.

People hate Mexicans but love fake Mexican food.

No, because if you're a gringo and go to a taco stand run by Mexicans in the USA, they serve all their farking friends first before they make your order

I have never ever had this happen and I eat at real Mexican food joints all the time. Perhaps you're imagining some slight that never really existed? Regardless, it's bullshiat.

HeartBurnKid: Father_Jack: you know most of their "beef" is oatmeal filler, right?

i cant understand why anyone would ever eat that dreck.

One, uhh, no. Their "beef" is about 88% beef. It's about the same proportion you'd get if you made tacos using one of those lovely little seasoning packets you get from the supermarket, which have quite a bit of starchy "filler" to them too.

Two, even if it was true, since when is oatmeal some horrible thing you should never, ever eat? Oatmeal's actually quite good for you. Taco Bell's food would probably be a lot healthier if it actually was true.

well, i dont use those spice packets. those things are gross too, and thats probably good to point out and helps me connect the dots. starch and chemicals and preservatives and garlic powder and other stuff that makes your colon go into conniptions

you marinade the steak for asada and grill it. and if you have to make carne molida you should brown the meat in a lot of super hot salsa. that way you still get the good mexican spicy beef flavor without all the pesky diarhea.

/hipster.rant

mercator_psi: Jake Havechek: Godscrack: Strange.

People hate Mexicans but love fake Mexican food.

No, because if you're a gringo and go to a taco stand run by Mexicans in the USA, they serve all their farking friends first before they make your order

I have never ever had this happen and I eat at real Mexican food joints all the time. Perhaps you're imagining some slight that never really existed? Regardless, it's bullshiat.

Yeah, it must have been a hologram, totally in my mind.

fark you

bungle_jr: Hamster On A Wheel: Father_Jack:
i cant understand why anyone would ever eat that dreck.

If I ever have too much to drink the night before, Taco Bell is what cures me. Plus, I just farking love it. I know it's gross, I can't explain why I do, but I do. Mmmmmm Taco Bell.......

i, too, love taco bell. it's got a flavor i grew accustom to in my youth and no one else can match that flavor. it's inexpensive, quick, and tasty, and by far not the only non-gourmet food i eat. most of their "meat" is "filler" you say? first of all, bs...MOST of it IS beef, though it may be ground finer than you prefer, and something like 14% is other stuff such as i'm assuming the filler to which you refer, seasonings/spices, etc.

health food? far from it. do i care? nope, not one bit. i still eat it. but, having cut out a 2 to 4 evening a week habit of grabbing something from there within 1 to 2 hours of bedtime, i have lost a good amount of weight in the past 4 months. of course, i could've just as easily been getting the same late-night food at home or at any number of restaurants, and cutting it out could've given me the same result, it just happened to be taco bell. and i'm exercising more, as anyone trying to lose weight should be doing.

you sound fat.

Jake Havechek: mercator_psi: Jake Havechek: Godscrack: Strange.

People hate Mexicans but love fake Mexican food.

No, because if you're a gringo and go to a taco stand run by Mexicans in the USA, they serve all their farking friends first before they make your order

I have never ever had this happen and I eat at real Mexican food joints all the time. Perhaps you're imagining some slight that never really existed? Regardless, it's bullshiat.

Yeah, it must have been a hologram, totally in my mind.

fark you

he calls you on stupid racist generalizations and you tell him "fark you"?

Father_Jack: Jake Havechek: mercator_psi: Jake Havechek: Godscrack: Strange.

People hate Mexicans but love fake Mexican food.

No, because if you're a gringo and go to a taco stand run by Mexicans in the USA, they serve all their farking friends first before they make your order

I have never ever had this happen and I eat at real Mexican food joints all the time. Perhaps you're imagining some slight that never really existed? Regardless, it's bullshiat.

Yeah, it must have been a hologram, totally in my mind.

fark you

he calls you on stupid racist generalizations and you tell him "fark you"?

Yeah, that was mighty white of him.

Father_Jack: HeartBurnKid: Father_Jack: you know most of their "beef" is oatmeal filler, right?

i cant understand why anyone would ever eat that dreck.

One, uhh, no. Their "beef" is about 88% beef. It's about the same proportion you'd get if you made tacos using one of those lovely little seasoning packets you get from the supermarket, which have quite a bit of starchy "filler" to them too.

Two, even if it was true, since when is oatmeal some horrible thing you should never, ever eat? Oatmeal's actually quite good for you. Taco Bell's food would probably be a lot healthier if it actually was true.

well, i dont use those spice packets. those things are gross too, and thats probably good to point out and helps me connect the dots. starch and chemicals and preservatives and garlic powder and other stuff that makes your colon go into conniptions

you marinade the steak for asada and grill it. and if you have to make carne molida you should brown the meat in a lot of super hot salsa. that way you still get the good mexican spicy beef flavor without all the pesky diarhea.

/hipster.rant

everytime i see or hear the word "HIPSTER", i automatically think:
Intro:
cow belly, pot of beans
tie a rope around your jeans
tell your mama not to wait
you ain't getting home till late
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
we're gonna Twitch!

verse 1:
Theres a town I know where the hipsters go they call it Bedrock
Twitch! Twitch!
And when you get an itch to do the Twitch in Bedrock
it's a twitchin' town so I'll see you down in Bedrock
Twitch! Twitch!

verse 2:
Well, we'll twitch around the clock tonight in Bedrock
Twitch! Twitch!
And Rock is gonna roll with all his might in Bedrock
Twitch! Twitch!
It's a twtichin town, so I'll seee ya down in Bedrock
Twitch! Twitch!
Yeah the twitchin's fine, have yourself a time in Bedrock
Twitch! Twitch!