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(St. Petersburg Times) Florida Bike riding in Tampa Bay just got a little more Mad Max-y   (tampabay.com) divider line 31
More: Florida, Tampa Bay, Madeira Beach, Bayfront Medical Center, stabbing, Pinellas  
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2012-02-02 11:37:29 AM
Madeira Beach is more in St. Pete/Clearwater than Tampa.
 
2012-02-02 11:37:34 AM
A detailed description of the suspect was not immediately available.

law2.umkc.edu
 
2012-02-02 11:39:45 AM
something, something...That's a stabbin'
 
2012-02-02 11:41:11 AM
If you can ride a bike *in* Tampa Bay, you should probably be the Christ figure of a religion.

/nitpicking
 
2012-02-02 11:41:59 AM
I'm not saying I approve, but I understand.
 
2012-02-02 11:42:47 AM
Good old Mad Beach.
 
2012-02-02 11:44:11 AM
That's what he gets for wearing those stupid shorts.
 
2012-02-02 11:50:13 AM
WTF? A person can't get all stabby on a bicyclist without everyone losing their minds anymore?
 
2012-02-02 11:50:26 AM
DrewFL: That's what he gets for wearing those stupid shorts.

Riding in an alley behind a mcdonalds, sounds more like a "guy on a bike" than a "cyclist".
 
2012-02-02 11:51:34 AM
I am the Bike Rider! I'm a fuel-injected pedaling machine!

/Got nuthin'
 
2012-02-02 11:51:36 AM
Nunpoo: Madeira Beach is more in St. Pete/Clearwater than Tampa.

McDondald's, stabbings? I thought barrier islands in that area were supposed to be nice. Is this place kind of rough? Because I'm always on the lookout for cheap beaches preferably with a plethora of dive bars, and I don't mean faux dive. I'm comfortable with dive dive.
 
2012-02-02 11:58:25 AM
This is why we need to ban bicycles
 
2012-02-02 12:03:21 PM
Cyno01: DrewFL: That's what he gets for wearing those stupid shorts.

Riding in an alley behind a mcdonalds, sounds more like a "guy on a bike" than a "cyclist".


That distinction only exists to cyclist who really want to separate themselves from the rest of the drek.
 
2012-02-02 12:14:09 PM
"A detailed description of the suspect was not immediately available."

deanoinamerica.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-02-02 12:14:58 PM
Where I live (not Florida), it's usually the bicyclists who stab/shoot.

Ride-by shootings = no license plate for witnesses.
 
2012-02-02 12:22:20 PM
Was anyone else a little disappointed after reading the article that it wasn't about some bicyclist flipping end over end after being hit by a car?
 
2012-02-02 12:24:43 PM
MCStymie: I am the Bike Rider! I'm a fuel-injected pedaling machine!

/Got nuthin'


images.wikia.com

Thread's ovah...you got it.
 
2012-02-02 12:30:25 PM
I was going to come in and smart off about Critical Massholes, but then I read the article.

Stabbing a 57-year old riding his bike behind a McDonalds is pretty farking low.
 
2012-02-02 12:34:16 PM
A detailed description of the suspect was not immediately available.

oneguyrambling.com

There has been too much violence. Too much pain. But I have an honorable compromise. Just walk away. Give me your Quarter Pounder, the fries, the shake, and the whole compound, and I'll spare your life. Just walk away and we'll give you a safe passageway in the alleyways. Just walk away and there will be an end to the horror.
 
2012-02-02 12:35:18 PM
Sorry 'bout that.
 
2012-02-02 12:49:00 PM
FreakinB: If you can ride a bike *in* Tampa Bay, you should probably be the Christ figure of a religion.

/nitpicking


Link (new window)

Doesn't look that omnipotent to me.
 
2012-02-02 12:51:27 PM
Grand_Theft_Audio: Was anyone else a little disappointed after reading the article that it wasn't about some bicyclist flipping end over end after being hit by a car?

As a cyclist, I was hoping the Mad Max-iness was gonna go the other way, as in a gang of Tampa Bay cyclists beats the crap out of a clueless "driver," chains him to the burnt shell that was his car and rape-rapes his girlfriend while he watches. But yeah, a random stabbing behind a Micky D's doesn't seem to have much in common with the Mad Max story line.
 
2012-02-02 01:00:19 PM
Mitch Taylor's Bro: Grand_Theft_Audio: Was anyone else a little disappointed after reading the article that it wasn't about some bicyclist flipping end over end after being hit by a car?

As a cyclist, I was hoping the Mad Max-iness was gonna go the other way, as in a gang of Tampa Bay cyclists beats the crap out of a clueless "driver," chains him to the burnt shell that was his car and rape-rapes his girlfriend while he watches. But yeah, a random stabbing behind a Micky D's doesn't seem to have much in common with the Mad Max story line.


You're making the rest of us cyclists look great with this craptacular post.

Thanks.
 
2012-02-02 01:16:36 PM
No witnesses. Somehow, I'm thinking that the crazy man stabbed me story is made up. Probably a drug deal gone sour.
 
2012-02-02 01:26:11 PM
His bike needs more armor.
 
2012-02-02 01:40:42 PM
I was a serious bicyclist when I was younger but between the cars and the stabbers it just isn't worth the risk anymore.
 
2012-02-02 01:49:25 PM
gregory311: Mitch Taylor's Bro: Grand_Theft_Audio: Was anyone else a little disappointed after reading the article that it wasn't about some bicyclist flipping end over end after being hit by a car?

As a cyclist, I was hoping the Mad Max-iness was gonna go the other way, as in a gang of Tampa Bay cyclists beats the crap out of a clueless "driver," chains him to the burnt shell that was his car and rape-rapes his girlfriend while he watches. But yeah, a random stabbing behind a Micky D's doesn't seem to have much in common with the Mad Max story line.

You're making the rest of us cyclists look great with this craptacular post.

Thanks.


Lighten up, Francis. You're making the rest of us look like hyper-sensitive douche bags.

Maybe when you're old enough, your mom will let you see the original Mad Max. Until then, suffice it to say that I was just describing the scene in the movie captured in the fourth picture down (possibly NSFW, new window) and switching "motorcycle gang" with "gang of Tampa Bay cyclists."
 
2012-02-02 01:50:14 PM
Mitch Taylor's Bro: Grand_Theft_Audio: Was anyone else a little disappointed after reading the article that it wasn't about some bicyclist flipping end over end after being hit by a car?

As a cyclist, I was hoping the Mad Max-iness was gonna go the other way, as in a gang of Tampa Bay cyclists beats the crap out of a clueless "driver," chains him to the burnt shell that was his car and rape-rapes his girlfriend while he watches. But yeah, a random stabbing behind a Micky D's doesn't seem to have much in common with the Mad Max story line.


I was thinking of something more on the line of a critical mass gridlock of bikes being interrupted by a semi driven by a methed out redneck. That's some Mad-Maxxiness I can get behind.
 
2012-02-02 01:53:05 PM
JackieRabbit: No witnesses. Somehow, I'm thinking that the crazy man stabbed me story is made up. Probably a drug deal gone sour.

it is hinky. reeks of crotch grabbing, small amounts of money. that type of thing.

/nobody showed, Maxie. nobody showed. not the girl, the townspeople...
 
2012-02-02 02:55:19 PM
JackieRabbit: No witnesses. Somehow, I'm thinking that the crazy man stabbed me story is made up. Probably a drug deal gone sour.

precisely my thought as well.
 
2012-02-02 03:18:57 PM
Mishno: Mitch Taylor's Bro: Grand_Theft_Audio: Was anyone else a little disappointed after reading the article that it wasn't about some bicyclist flipping end over end after being hit by a car?

As a cyclist, I was hoping the Mad Max-iness was gonna go the other way, as in a gang of Tampa Bay cyclists beats the crap out of a clueless "driver," chains him to the burnt shell that was his car and rape-rapes his girlfriend while he watches. But yeah, a random stabbing behind a Micky D's doesn't seem to have much in common with the Mad Max story line.

I was thinking of something more on the line of a critical mass gridlock of bikes being interrupted by a semi driven by a methed out redneck. That's some Mad-Maxxiness I can get behind.


I don't support Critical Mass, but I can't get behind seeing them mowed down either. Maybe splashed a bit with really gross gutter water? :-) Hmm, I guess that would be more, "Grumpy Max," not "Mad Max."
 
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