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(WTSP) Florida Florida's new red light cameras are catching video of interesting things besides red light runners. Like cattle rustlers. With video   (wtsp.com) divider line 48
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2012-02-02 08:01:47 AM
Hell, I'd have had no money to go to college if my great-great grand daddy hadnt ruslted some cattle. Go Gators.
 
2012-02-02 08:36:55 AM
Sidewindin' bushwackin', hornswagglin' cracker croakers!
 
2012-02-02 08:59:56 AM
Florida: State of the weird until the cows come home.
 
2012-02-02 09:11:47 AM
www.onlineseats.com

Kinky.
 
2012-02-02 09:23:22 AM
"Through the Vati"-----DAMMIT
 
2012-02-02 09:30:47 AM
Unfortunately the cattle are already rustled by the time this camera caught them. I was hoping for cattle running through an intersection.
 
2012-02-02 12:13:01 PM
jaylectricity: Unfortunately the cattle are already rustled by the time this camera caught them. I was hoping for cattle running through an intersection.

Me too. Alas.
 
2012-02-02 12:15:54 PM
catch any scruffy looking nerf-herders?
 
2012-02-02 12:16:02 PM
He's probably anti-tax, yet says the red-light camera is money well spent. Go figure.
 
2012-02-02 12:16:03 PM
Sybarite: Sidewindin' bushwackin', hornswagglin' cracker croakers!

BRAVO!
 
2012-02-02 12:18:57 PM
That old guy had the most enormous chunk of chaw in his mouth that I've seen in a while.
 
2012-02-02 12:19:09 PM
Can't they still hang you for that in Texass?
 
2012-02-02 12:20:17 PM
According to authorities, the men sold the cattle at a livestock auction for about $3,800. Detectives said they did this throughout the state. In fact, Trujillo was on probation for Grand Theft of Livestock.

New from Rockstar Games: Grand Theft Livestock.


/only a matter of time.
 
2012-02-02 12:24:10 PM
...and Methodists!
 
2012-02-02 12:24:19 PM
Holy shiat, dude, take the wad of chew out of your cheek before you give an interview.
 
2012-02-02 12:27:36 PM
StrikitRich: According to authorities, the men sold the cattle at a livestock auction for about $3,800. Detectives said they did this throughout the state. In fact, Trujillo was on probation for Grand Theft of Livestock.

New from Rockstar Games: Grand Theft Livestock.


/only a matter of time.


I thought that was called Red Dead Redemption?
 
2012-02-02 12:31:43 PM
FTA: Both Trujillo and DeVera Gutierrez are being charged with Grand Theft of Livestock

Personally, I prefer Call of Moo-ty.
 
2012-02-02 12:31:52 PM
I wonder why he is so glad they caught them. They sold the cattle, They're probably dead. The money is more than likely spent. It doesn't look like Mr. Trujillo is able to replace them. So, what is there to be so glad about?
The farmer said it is a whole life's worth of work stolen from him. It was only like 10 cattle worth 3800 dollars at auction. Is that what I could look forward to if I was a rancher? Because if so, that would suck.
 
2012-02-02 12:32:46 PM
Gabby Johnson is right!
 
2012-02-02 12:37:17 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5N35kQAPv0
 
2012-02-02 12:40:10 PM
"That is good money spent," said Ed Harvey Davis.

Sure, if your intention was to do everything but use the camera for its intended purpose.
 
2012-02-02 12:40:19 PM
This would have been a more interesting story bro. I rather rustle this than a cow.
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2012-02-02 12:40:52 PM
poe_zlaw: The farmer said it is a whole life's worth of work stolen from him. It was only like 10 cattle worth 3800 dollars at auction. Is that what I could look forward to if I was a rancher? Because if so, that would suck.

He's probably a small time hobby farmer. My Dad used to do the same thing, he never had over 10 cows at a time. It paid the rent property taxes, insurance on the place and kept the freezer full.
 
2012-02-02 12:43:41 PM
But he also said that among the stolen cattle were some of his best breeders... so he's lost the cattle and all of the calves those cattle would have had... and the milk from the breeding cattle, and the stud fees if there were breeding bulls (often over $1000 per money shot for well bred bulls).
 
2012-02-02 12:45:23 PM
He shoulda just took em to a gunfight at the OK corral.
 
2012-02-02 12:47:33 PM
Cattle rustling is a proud & noble tradition.

/Clan Campbell
//Same goes for sheep stealing
///Slashies for Clan MacDonald
 
2012-02-02 12:48:57 PM
Subby, great find ! There is gold on that website, just wander down down to the bottom of the page. So much Fark fodder.
 
2012-02-02 12:50:15 PM
I would like to point out the naughty school girl link lower on the page if any farkers pervdar was off today.
 
2012-02-02 12:59:03 PM
Grand Theft Livestock. I think i beat that game once...

/Owns property in Polk County. Can totally picture this happening in what is known as Florida's Florida.
 
2012-02-02 12:59:58 PM
NO SIRLOIN IN JAIL!

www.wtsp.com

butt there is plenty of SORE LOINS!
 
2012-02-02 01:04:11 PM
I was hoping to see video of a dozen cows being led across an intersection. Left disappointed.
 
2012-02-02 01:12:41 PM
Waiting for the pic of the Asian guy who got caught by a red light camera doing the 'grab' on the young college student in the passenger seat (from a thread a little while ago)...
 
2012-02-02 01:14:55 PM
justanotherfarkinfarker: I would like to point out the naughty school girl link lower on the page if any farkers pervdar was off today.

And on the hooker link is this Playboy Bunny, Rebecca Reyes
www.wtsp.com
 
2012-02-02 01:21:45 PM
Enough of the affected reporter voice already. Althea Paul sounds like Trisha Takanawa. Do they think it's going to make them sound big time and get them to the next level?

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2012-02-02 01:24:18 PM
Jixa: Can't they still hang you for that in Texass?

Only if you're retarded.
You sound like you fit the bill.
 
2012-02-02 01:28:23 PM
Wait, he sounded like that because had chew in his mouth? I just assumed he was from the South.
 
2012-02-02 01:48:03 PM
cig-mkr: justanotherfarkinfarker: I would like to point out the naughty school girl link lower on the page if any farkers pervdar was off today.

And on the hooker link is this Playboy Bunny, Rebecca Reyes
[www.wtsp.com image 480x640]


you can get herpes on the shoulder?
 
2012-02-02 01:49:41 PM
i2.photobucket.com
 
2012-02-02 01:51:14 PM
Nietzsche says out of chaos comes order.
 
TWX
2012-02-02 02:30:30 PM
Gonad the Ballbarian: [i2.photobucket.com image 615x330]

Got a source for the story for that? I told my wife about it but she doesn't believe it, and I couldn't find it later...
 
2012-02-02 02:37:53 PM
joaquin closet: Nietzsche says out of chaos comes order.

Oh, blow it out your ass, Howard.
 
2012-02-02 02:52:31 PM
Gonad the Ballbarian: [i2.photobucket.com image 615x330]

images.wikia.com
 
2012-02-02 03:23:16 PM
They would have gotten away with it, too, if they had the slightest idea of how to herd cattle.

lh4.googleusercontent.com
 
2012-02-02 04:20:11 PM
germ78: StrikitRich: According to authorities, the men sold the cattle at a livestock auction for about $3,800. Detectives said they did this throughout the state. In fact, Trujillo was on probation for Grand Theft of Livestock.

New from Rockstar Games: Grand Theft Livestock.


/only a matter of time.

I thought that was called Red Dead Redemption?


That's actually referred to as Grand Theft Horse. You are probably thinking of this:
i28.photobucket.com
 
2012-02-02 04:37:24 PM
Jixa: Can't they still hang you for that in Texass?

No, but you can be legally shot in a few states to prevent you from escaping with the livestock.
 
2012-02-02 04:47:49 PM
Did they get a posse together?
 
2012-02-02 04:53:01 PM
Couldn't the farmer have called the cattle back by singing his lonesome cattle call?
 
X15
2012-02-02 08:49:47 PM
Do they not have light in Polk County Florida?

That studio looked like a farking cave, and the mugshots weren't much better.
 
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