Dad used to work at the NGA a while back, he might know this guy, I'll have to ask.

"I know a little German. He's sitting over there!" *wave*

Well those comments left me refreshed and proud to be literate.

sadly i misread the headline and thought it said "pop secret" and expected to see a story about a guy with a popcorn fetish.

3.5 inch floppies, 5 1/4 inch floppies?

Government, I am disappoint.

/unless I somehow fell into that 1985 thread below.

Latrine!

It all sounds like some bad movie.

The Lone Gunmen have been compromised!

In other news, there's a National Geo-spatial Intelligence Agency.

Time to go skeet surfing.

Well damn.

Sort of csb time, somewhat unrelated:
I lived in the same neighborhood as Robert Hansen. The movie "Breach" was based on that guy.

W C Feels: In other news, there's a National Geo-spatial Intelligence Agency.

This too.

He was found impaled on this large electrical device. It took our surgeons 2 hours just to get the smile off of his face.

Okay I didn't read the article, I have a headache and need more pictures today, but if you think about it, giving top secret information to hoarders would be a brilliant idea.

What goes in never comes back out and if the hoarder has cats then you wouldn't want to touch the document even if you could find it.

Tyrone Slothrop: Time to go skeet surfing. (new window)i>

oblig

It's that easy to walk out the door with a whole bunch o' top secret stuff?

How do we know he's not Mel Torme?

SCIF vs Toyota Corolla.

Same thing, really.

namegoeshere: It's that easy to walk out the door with a whole bunch o' top secret stuff?

Yes, especially when you get things like an Air Force Lieutenant Colonel who doesn't think that security regulations apply to him by virtue of his rank.

namegoeshere: It's that easy to walk out the door with a whole bunch o' top secret stuff?

In an environment where you may not be entitled know what your co-workers should or should not be doing, yes.

Okieboy: He was found impaled on this large electrical device. It took our surgeons 2 hours just to get the smile off of his face.

Well, to be fair, he had tried the embassy, consulate and the United Nations first.

W C Feels: In other news, there's a National Geo-spatial Intelligence Agency.

Link you can get city lists from them. The accuracy is less than desirable if I remember from working with the data set in the past

The pearl is in the river

this guy accidentally kept secret documents in his socks

Harwin did not return a message left on his home answering machine.

He's got a service. What's he need an answering machine for?

/probably not obscure enough
//cattle mutilations are up

schief2: FBI agents, who began investigating the 67-year-old Harwin last month, questioned him on January 20 about the discovery of secret and top-secret documents in his 1991 Toyota Corolla.

Dude's a top-secret defense analyst and he drives a shiattier car than your average 16-year-old burger flipper? Well, at least we know he probably wasn't selling them to the Chinese.

Even if he was, what makes you think he was getting paid a lot for them? Spies almost never get rich, and one of the lessons of spying from the last, oh, few hundred years is that if you *ARE* being paid handsomely, don't flaunt it, otherwise it's likely that the counterintel people will start asking questions about where the money came from.