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(USA Today) Repeat Woman robs bank for denture money after being turned down for bridge loan   (usatoday.com) divider line 22
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Apos [TotalFark]
2012-02-02 08:31:24 AM
Hardly a crowning achievement for her.
 
I_Am_Weasel [TotalFark]
2012-02-02 08:34:05 AM
I'll go with the simple...

"That bites"
 
Diogenes [TotalFark]
2012-02-02 09:12:38 AM
What a dental case.
 
OregonVet [TotalFark]
2012-02-02 11:01:00 AM
She tried to brush them off but her alibi was full of holes so the police did a cavity search. You know the drill.
 
2wolves [TotalFark]
2012-02-02 12:00:18 PM
USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!


Where the elderly, and others, have to turn into criminals for basic healthcare.

I'm so very proud.
 
rkiller1
2012-02-02 12:18:20 PM
She's an anti-dentite.
 
cgraves67
2012-02-02 12:18:45 PM
I read that headline in Groucho Marx's voice.
 
Berkez
2012-02-02 12:23:07 PM
Denture Trifecta in play
 
kapaso
2012-02-02 12:24:34 PM
More sad than strange.

Don't you need teeth to eat?
 
DrippinBalls [TotalFark]
2012-02-02 12:27:32 PM
Is it safe? Is it? Is it safe?
 
Dixie_Wrecked
2012-02-02 12:42:18 PM
2wolves:USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!


Where the elderly, and others, have to turn into criminals for basic healthcare.

I'm so very proud.

You're right. It's rich people's faults they don't want to pay for this old lady's choppers. Maybe if she had some personal responsibility and brushed her farking teeth she wouldn't need socialized healthcare. I'm sure it wasn't her fault though. It was probably some rich guy that kicked her in the face while she was slaving away mopping the floor at his palace.
 
John Napkintosh
2012-02-02 12:44:19 PM
Dixie_Wrecked: 2wolves:USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!


Where the elderly, and others, have to turn into criminals for basic healthcare.

I'm so very proud.

You're right. It's rich people's faults they don't want to pay for this old lady's choppers. Maybe if she had some personal responsibility and brushed her farking teeth she wouldn't need socialized healthcare. I'm sure it wasn't her fault though. It was probably some rich guy that kicked her in the face while she was slaving away mopping the floor at his palace.

Then why have I been paying for her socialized healthcare for the past decade if she's not getting it?
 
Flakeloaf
2012-02-02 12:46:12 PM
She's not old, she's 49, and she's probably toothless and on welfare because of her mental illness.

/You could just call her "Dennis"
 
praxis44241
2012-02-02 12:49:12 PM
RTFA. She would have gotten the dentures through welfare, but she didn't want to wait until next year.

/I WANT PEANUT BRITTLE AND I WANT IT NOW!!!
//Maybe she should have robbed a bank to pay for dental appointments BEFORE her chompers went the way of the Dodo...
 
Dixie_Wrecked
2012-02-02 12:50:06 PM
John Napkintosh Dixie_Wrecked: 2wolves:USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!


Where the elderly, and others, have to turn into criminals for basic healthcare.

I'm so very proud.

You're right. It's rich people's faults they don't want to pay for this old lady's choppers. Maybe if she had some personal responsibility and brushed her farking teeth she wouldn't need socialized healthcare. I'm sure it wasn't her fault though. It was probably some rich guy that kicked her in the face while she was slaving away mopping the floor at his palace.

Then why have I been paying for her socialized healthcare for the past decade if she's not getting it?

It was sarcasm. I don't drink the koolaid that 2wolves does.
 
Mitch Taylor's Bro
2012-02-02 12:54:59 PM
OregonVet: She tried to brush them off but her alibi was full of holes so the police did a cavity search. You know the drill.

Quality AND quantity. Well done, sir and/or madam!
 
Diogenes [TotalFark]
2012-02-02 01:15:23 PM
If she's so poor maybe she should consider indentured servitude.
 
tentaculistic
2012-02-02 01:33:29 PM
The article wouldn't load, but if the headline is to be believed (big if) then this story makes me sad.

/Didn't RTFA but not my fault
 
2wolves [TotalFark]
2012-02-02 01:38:43 PM
Dixie_Wrecked:

It was sarcasm. I don't drink the koolaid that 2wolves does.

That a society is judged on how it treats it's elderly and powerless? That's worse than hemlock tea.

Please, tell me more.
 
Darth3p0
2012-02-02 01:40:46 PM
I'm happy she finally told the tooth.
 
altinos
2012-02-02 04:50:24 PM
Get your motor runnin'
Head out on the highway
Looking for my dentures
And my tube of Ben-Gay
 
Lone Stranger
2012-02-02 11:26:20 PM
She could have done gum jobs and made the money in no time.
 
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