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2012-02-02 11:51:46 AM
i think its funny how there are really no derogatory names for caucasians.
 
2012-02-02 11:51:51 AM
Honkies unaffected.
 
2012-02-02 11:53:27 AM
What do I do with all these whippets then?
 
2012-02-02 11:53:28 AM
There has been one reported allergic reaction linked to the crackers
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2012-02-02 11:57:20 AM
i449.photobucket.com

/Paging Jourdan Anderson. Please pick up the white paging phone
 
2012-02-02 11:57:55 AM
FeFiFoFark: i think its funny how there are really no derogatory names for caucasians.

There are in Asia.
 
2012-02-02 11:59:21 AM
This text is now purple: FeFiFoFark: i think its funny how there are really no derogatory names for caucasians.

There are in Asia.


well, lay 'em on me!
 
2012-02-02 11:59:30 AM
This text is now purple: FeFiFoFark: i think its funny how there are really no derogatory names for caucasians.

There are in Asia.


And Hawaii
 
2012-02-02 12:00:20 PM
Uh, how many people are fatally allergic to eggs? 1 in one million?

Why not just have the crackers taken into the back and stickered with "May contain eggs'

Huge wastage of good food problem solved.
 
2012-02-02 12:02:16 PM
Mitochondrial Eve would like a word with any/all racists.
 
2012-02-02 12:02:19 PM
FeFiFoFark: i think its funny how there are really no derogatory names for caucasians.

Teabaggers?
 
2012-02-02 12:02:59 PM
FeFiFoFark: i think its funny how there are really no derogatory names for caucasians.

Ofay, peckerwood (Southeastern US), cake (Canadian), haole (Hawaiian), gweilo (Hong Kong), bule (Indonesia), and Gube (Australia) come to mind.
 
2012-02-02 12:03:55 PM
I liked it.
 
2012-02-02 12:05:19 PM
FloydA: FeFiFoFark: i think its funny how there are really no derogatory names for caucasians.

Ofay, peckerwood (Southeastern US), cake (Canadian), haole (Hawaiian), gweilo (Hong Kong), bule (Indonesia), and Gube (Australia) come to mind.


you farking racist bastard!
Do people actually get offended by these? I suppose I white minority could.
 
2012-02-02 12:07:23 PM
FeFiFoFark: i think its funny how there are really no derogatory names for caucasians.


I'm offended by that statement.
 
2012-02-02 12:09:37 PM
Crackers recalled

Fondly?
 
2012-02-02 12:12:20 PM
mynameisdouglas: FloydA: FeFiFoFark: i think its funny how there are really no derogatory names for caucasians.

Ofay, peckerwood (Southeastern US), cake (Canadian), haole (Hawaiian), gweilo (Hong Kong), bule (Indonesia), and Gube (Australia) come to mind.

you farking racist bastard!
Do people actually get offended by these? I suppose I white minority could.


Yeah, I think they only count if they sting. None of them do, and they tend to make you want to roll your eyes at best, as if they're trying too hard. And in that regard, it's true, there really aren't any.
 
2012-02-02 12:13:34 PM
If only there was a word that meant "non-indigenous people who raped our women, killed our men and decimated our culture"

/Cue obligatory Dances With Wolves reference
//And Ferngully
///And Avatar. Toruk-Makto has spoken.
 
2012-02-02 12:14:26 PM
Mayhem of the Black Underclass: Crackers recalled

Fondly?


I prefer Horsefeathers to Animal Crackers.

www.dvdtalk.com

Swordfish!
 
2012-02-02 12:17:20 PM
FeFiFoFark: This text is now purple: FeFiFoFark: i think its funny how there are really no derogatory names for caucasians.

There are in Asia.

well, lay 'em on me!


gaijun and gringo.

used for a white person in asia and mexico. Yes, a lot of them look down on white people. And don't be an idiot and tell me that some black people don't look down on white people either.

I'm considered a hybrid myself by some Asians. The digusting combination of Asian and white.
 
2012-02-02 12:17:44 PM
octopied: Uh, how many people are fatally allergic to eggs? 1 in one million?

Why not just have the crackers taken into the back and stickered with "May contain eggs'

Huge wastage of good food problem solved.


How about a sign/message outside the store or on TV reminding people tht baked thing often contain eggs and that f you have allergy issues then make your own meals from scratch.
 
2012-02-02 12:18:21 PM
mynameisdouglas:
Do people actually get offended by these? I suppose I white minority could.


Good point!

In the US, white people occupy a position of social authority as a matter of ascribed status (regardless of personal accomplishments). Name calling doesn't hurt people in positions of authority or social power, because the power, itself, is a measurable reality. Derogatory slurs are only an effective "weapon" against people who have little social status other than what they have gained through their own personal achievements.

When a racial slur is used against an African, Asian, Latin or Native American, it is an attempt to deny the individuality of the person and assign him or her to a category that has been labeled as low status. A person who has made great personal accomplishments, but who is called by an ethnic slur is basically being told "your personal achievements are irrelevant, because you are a member of this low status group."

A slur against a white person that attempts to disregard his/her individuality and assigns him/her to the category "white people" is ineffective, because the category "white people" has been socially interpreted as a high status group. It's like saying "it doesn't matter what you've done personally, you're still occupying a position of social authority."

So no, nobody really gets "offended" by ethnic slurs against white people, no matter how vehemently they are hurled nor how offensive the speaker intends them to be. They don't have the same effect as slurs against non-whites, for social and historical reasons.

(This refers to the mainland US, Canada, and most of Europe. It is almost certainly not applicable elsewhere.)
 
2012-02-02 12:27:49 PM
lohphat: octopied: Uh, how many people are fatally allergic to eggs? 1 in one million?

Why not just have the crackers taken into the back and stickered with "May contain eggs'

Huge wastage of good food problem solved.

How about a sign/message outside the store or on TV reminding people tht baked thing often contain eggs and that f you have allergy issues then make your own meals from scratch.



that'd work too. Usually one in the aisle: warning, even if not included in ingredients, some crackers may contain eggs.

Just like everything says "may contain nuts" I gave up caring long ago and buy things anyways. The worst that can happen is I can die. But since trace amounts or even 1 nut shouldn't kill me, i'd probably just feel slightly ill.
 
b3x
2012-02-02 12:29:51 PM
FloydA: mynameisdouglas:
Do people actually get offended by these? I suppose I white minority could.

Good point!

In the US, white people occupy a position of social authority as a matter of ascribed status (regardless of personal accomplishments). Name calling doesn't hurt people in positions of authority or social power, because the power, itself, is a measurable reality. Derogatory slurs are only an effective "weapon" against people who have little social status other than what they have gained through their own personal achievements.

When a racial slur is used against an African, Asian, Latin or Native American, it is an attempt to deny the individuality of the person and assign him or her to a category that has been labeled as low status. A person who has made great personal accomplishments, but who is called by an ethnic slur is basically being told "your personal achievements are irrelevant, because you are a member of this low status group."

A slur against a white person that attempts to disregard his/her individuality and assigns him/her to the category "white people" is ineffective, because the category "white people" has been socially interpreted as a high status group. It's like saying "it doesn't matter what you've done personally, you're still occupying a position of social authority."

So no, nobody really gets "offended" by ethnic slurs against white people, no matter how vehemently they are hurled nor how offensive the speaker intends them to be. They don't have the same effect as slurs against non-whites, for social and historical reasons.

(This refers to the mainland US, Canada, and most of Europe. It is almost certainly not applicable elsewhere.)


oh and all this time i thought that i just didnt give a shiat . seems that I am in fact invulnerable to racial slurs, that's one more point in the awesome column.
 
2012-02-02 12:32:21 PM
FloydA: Derogatory slurs are only an effective "weapon" against people who have little social status other than what they have gained through their own personal achievements.


Don't kid yourself.

These days the ACCUSATION of "racism" is the big stick that squelches honest dialogue.
 
2012-02-02 12:34:24 PM
b3x:

oh and all this time i thought that i just didnt give a shiat . seems that I am in fact invulnerable to racial slurs, that's one more point in the awesome column.


You also seem to be invulnerable to sociology, social psychology, history and anthropology. Congratulations, I guess.
 
2012-02-02 12:34:24 PM
octopied: Uh, how many people are fatally allergic to eggs? 1 in one million?

Why not just have the crackers taken into the back and stickered with "May contain eggs'

Huge wastage of good food problem solved.


Well, me for one.
 
2012-02-02 12:34:57 PM
Let Louis C.K. tell you why you can't hurt white peoples feelings...

Link (new window)
 
2012-02-02 12:40:10 PM
octopied: Uh, how many people are fatally allergic to eggs? 1 in one million?

Egg allergies are more common in young children (under 5 years old) - which is why pediatricians advice not to give eggs (or egg products) until 12 months. Most grow out of it and most are not that severe but some do get hives, swelling of face/throat, etc. It's easy to avoid though and easier to avoid than wheat, soy, etc.


Why not just have the crackers taken into the back and stickered with "May contain eggs'

Huge wastage of good food problem solved.


The manufacturers probably don't want to risk liability unless they truck all the crackers back to their plant and do it themselves. They won't trust some store stockmonkey to do it. And the cost in doing that is likely more than the crackers are worth.

/has a toddler with egg allergies
//and the ER bill and Epi-Pen to prove it
///cheap food rocks - eggs are expensive as an ingredient.
 
2012-02-02 12:43:46 PM
FeFiFoFark: This text is now purple: FeFiFoFark: i think its funny how there are really no derogatory names for caucasians.

There are in Asia.

well, lay 'em on me!


I know that in Hawaii, they call them 'Haoli's (sp?)

They even have a "holiday" called "Kill a Haoli" Day near the end of the school year
 
2012-02-02 12:49:45 PM
FloydA
Good point!

In the US, white people occupy a position of social authority as a matter of ascribed status (regardless of personal accomplishments). Name calling doesn't hurt people in positions of authority or social power, because the power, itself, is a measurable reality. Derogatory slurs are only an effective "weapon" against people who have little social status other than what they have gained through their own personal achievements.

When a racial slur is used against an African, Asian, Latin or Native American, it is an attempt to deny the individuality of the person and assign him or her to a category that has been labeled as low status. A person who has made great personal accomplishments, but who is called by an ethnic slur is basically being told "your personal achievements are irrelevant, because you are a member of this low status group."

A slur against a white person that attempts to disregard his/her individuality and assigns him/her to the category "white people" is ineffective, because the category "white people" has been socially interpreted as a high status group. It's like saying "it doesn't matter what you've done personally, you're still occupying a position of social authority."

So no, nobody really gets "offended" by ethnic slurs against white people, no matter how vehemently they are hurled nor how offensive the speaker intends them to be. They don't have the same effect as slurs against non-whites, for social and historical reasons.

(This refers to the mainland US, Canada, and most of Europe. It is almost certainly not applicable elsewhere.)


Well done, sir. That's an intelligent and well-reasoned analysis.

WTH are you doing on Fark?
 
2012-02-02 12:57:59 PM
octopied: I'm considered a hybrid myself by some Asians. The digusting combination of Asian and white.

If you are FEMALE and still look at least sorta asian... we have a word for that here in the States:
HOT :)
 
2012-02-02 12:59:36 PM
maliklockett:
I know that in Hawaii, they call them 'Haoli's (sp?)

They even have a "holiday" called "Kill a Haoli" Day near the end of the school year


technically it's "ha'ole" -- lit. without breath -- because Hawai'ians greeted each other not by kissing but exchanging a breath of air.

Now the okina ['] (glottal stop) is dropped and the "ao" has become a diphthong.

themoreyouknow.jpg
 
2012-02-02 01:03:34 PM
stlbluez: octopied: I'm considered a hybrid myself by some Asians. The digusting combination of Asian and white.

If you are FEMALE and still look at least sorta asian... we have a word for that here in the States:
HOT :)


img.photobucket.com

LOL WUT?
 
2012-02-02 01:04:50 PM
FloydA: mynameisdouglas:
Do people actually get offended by these? I suppose I white minority could.

Good point!

In the US, white people occupy a position of social authority as a matter of ascribed status (regardless of personal accomplishments). Name calling doesn't hurt people in positions of authority or social power, because the power, itself, is a measurable reality. Derogatory slurs are only an effective "weapon" against people who have little social status other than what they have gained through their own personal achievements.

When a racial slur is used against an African, Asian, Latin or Native American, it is an attempt to deny the individuality of the person and assign him or her to a category that has been labeled as low status. A person who has made great personal accomplishments, but who is called by an ethnic slur is basically being told "your personal achievements are irrelevant, because you are a member of this low status group."

A slur against a white person that attempts to disregard his/her individuality and assigns him/her to the category "white people" is ineffective, because the category "white people" has been socially interpreted as a high status group. It's like saying "it doesn't matter what you've done personally, you're still occupying a position of social authority."

So no, nobody really gets "offended" by ethnic slurs against white people, no matter how vehemently they are hurled nor how offensive the speaker intends them to be. They don't have the same effect as slurs against non-whites, for social and historical reasons.

(This refers to the mainland US, Canada, and most of Europe. It is almost certainly not applicable elsewhere.)


WTF do you do for a living ? ? teach white-guilt class at your local liberalatorium ?
 
2012-02-02 01:06:52 PM
bjalfi: mynameisdouglas: FloydA: FeFiFoFark: i think its funny how there are really no derogatory names for caucasians.

Ofay, peckerwood (Southeastern US), cake (Canadian), haole (Hawaiian), gweilo (Hong Kong), bule (Indonesia), and Gube (Australia) come to mind.

you farking racist bastard!
Do people actually get offended by these? I suppose I white minority could.

Yeah, I think they only count if they sting. None of them do, and they tend to make you want to roll your eyes at best, as if they're trying too hard. And in that regard, it's true, there really aren't any.


Agreed. If said derogatory white people terms are not offensive maybe derogatory black people terms aren't really all that horrible and offensive?
 
2012-02-02 01:22:10 PM
FloydA: mynameisdouglas:
Do people actually get offended by these? I suppose I white minority could.

Good point!

In the US, white people occupy a position of social authority as a matter of ascribed status (regardless of personal accomplishments). Name calling doesn't hurt people in positions of authority or social power, because the power, itself, is a measurable reality. Derogatory slurs are only an effective "weapon" against people who have little social status other than what they have gained through their own personal achievements.

When a racial slur is used against an African, Asian, Latin or Native American, it is an attempt to deny the individuality of the person and assign him or her to a category that has been labeled as low status. A person who has made great personal accomplishments, but who is called by an ethnic slur is basically being told "your personal achievements are irrelevant, because you are a member of this low status group."

A slur against a white person that attempts to disregard his/her individuality and assigns him/her to the category "white people" is ineffective, because the category "white people" has been socially interpreted as a high status group. It's like saying "it doesn't matter what you've done personally, you're still occupying a position of social authority."

So no, nobody really gets "offended" by ethnic slurs against white people, no matter how vehemently they are hurled nor how offensive the speaker intends them to be. They don't have the same effect as slurs against non-whites, for social and historical reasons.

(This refers to the mainland US, Canada, and most of Europe. It is almost certainly not applicable elsewhere.)



Wouldn't it have been easier to just say "only white people can be racist", and leave it at that?
 
2012-02-02 01:28:08 PM
FloydA: FeFiFoFark: i think its funny how there are really no derogatory names for caucasians.

Ofay, peckerwood (Southeastern US), cake (Canadian), haole (Hawaiian), gweilo (Hong Kong), bule (Indonesia), and Gube (Australia) come to mind.


those are weak! and foreign words don't matter to me if I don't know the translations. and only ONE per language? I can think of dozens for other races.

Please note: I am in NO WAY promoting derogatory name-calling, I just made an observation.
 
2012-02-02 01:29:22 PM
LockeOak: FeFiFoFark: i think its funny how there are really no derogatory names for caucasians.

Teabaggers?


ouch! THAT hurt.
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2012-02-02 01:29:39 PM
Amos Quito: FloydA: Derogatory slurs are only an effective "weapon" against people who have little social status other than what they have gained through their own personal achievements.


Don't kid yourself.

These days the ACCUSATION of "racism" is the big stick that squelches honest dialogue.


That is what racists usually claim.
I grew up in the South and I have always been aware that there was plenty of racism around, but I am surprised by how big a comeback it has made lately.
 
2012-02-02 01:44:18 PM
DrWhy: octopied: Uh, how many people are fatally allergic to eggs? 1 in one million?

Why not just have the crackers taken into the back and stickered with "May contain eggs'

Huge wastage of good food problem solved.

Well, me for one.


My boyfriend for another. While he likely would not die from the egg contained in one cracker, and more than likely he wouldn't even notice, if he DID die, the lawsuit I'd rightly bring down upon them for not labeling their product appropriately would likely be for more than those crackers are worth.
 
2012-02-02 01:54:45 PM
what's wrong with us cracker, honkie, albino, hick, bubba, cornfed, hillbilly, redneck, trailer trash whiteys?
 
2012-02-02 02:06:30 PM
Link withdrawn due to crackers.
 
b3x
2012-02-02 02:09:57 PM
FloydA: b3x:

oh and all this time i thought that i just didnt give a shiat . seems that I am in fact invulnerable to racial slurs, that's one more point in the awesome column.

You also seem to be invulnerable to sociology, social psychology, history and anthropology. Congratulations, I guess.


Yes, those are all areas of expertise which will get you nothing but a tent at your local occupy location. Well, that is unless your a college athlete with pro prospects, then sociology is the derp degree to shoot for.
 
2012-02-02 02:57:55 PM
vpb: Amos Quito: FloydA: Derogatory slurs are only an effective "weapon" against people who have little social status other than what they have gained through their own personal achievements.


Don't kid yourself.

These days the ACCUSATION of "racism" is the big stick that squelches honest dialogue.

That is what racists usually claim.
I grew up in the South and I have always been aware that there was plenty of racism around, but I am surprised by how big a comeback it has made lately.



Which is worse: A) Being [insert minority] and being called [insert derogatory term], or B) being accused of racism, whether justified or not?

Which potentially has greater negative ramifications?

Seriously?
 
2012-02-02 06:07:13 PM
White people be having allergy attacks like *this*, but black people be having allergy attacks like *THIS*
 
2012-02-02 09:07:12 PM
Sad times at the ol' Cracker Factory
img21.imageshack.us
 
2012-02-03 06:38:11 AM
Ever notice how non-whites get upset about terms intended to be derogatory in reference to their specific race but you never hear about whites getting upset about terms intended to be derogatory in reference to their specific race? That's because unlike most non-whites, most whites have learned to simply not let it bother them.
 
2012-02-04 11:37:51 AM
Because this damn thing is broken
 
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