This is by far the stupidest crime I have heard of.
Soup Plantation?
Really?

I think Pizza Hut is the cockiest pizza chain on the planet, because Pizza Hut will accept all competitor's coupons. That makes me wish I had my own pizza place. "Mitch's Pizzeria... This week's coupon: unlimited free pizza. Special Note: coupon not good at any of the Mitch's Pizzeria locations. Free pizza oven with purchase of a small Coke. Two-for Tuesday: buy one pizza, get one franchise free".

they sound fat.

I might have tried a better restaurant.

Was hoping for Golden Corral - the chocolate fountain might have been worth it. It kills me when they play commercials for GC and there isn't even one in my state... Then I realize I don't want diabetes.

FTA: The manager recognized the family based on information provided by Souplantation corporate security

That's the best part. Can you imagine the security guys for a gorge-yourself buffet chain?

"Souplantation"? Seriously?

So, the cunning plan was to eat for free with photocopies of coupons for free meals?

So now they go to jail and get free meals anyway. The plan worked . . .kinda.

*insert jpeg of Beavis and Butthead photocopying nickels*

FTFA: The manager recognized the family based on information provided by Souplantation corporate security. Serial numbers on the vouchers matched numbers on other certificates.

I wonder how many times they did this for one restaurant chain to have info on them at the corporate level. Sound like they got really greedy and favored one chain more than others.

Carla Babudar, 55, and her sons, Noah Babudar, 21, and an unnamed 17-year-old, were held on suspicion of forgery, burglary and conspiracy, said San Bernardino County sheriff's Sgt. Ken Jamieson.

..meanwhile, Jon Corzine walks the streets a free man...

"Step 2" is ALWAYS "?????", submidiot...

Rubber tramps. Any reason why a 17- and 19-year-old can't be working the fields?

Probably grifter scum. Anything to not work a real job. Permanent vacation, no worries or deadlines: Just hit the open road anywhere with nice weather and a million gullible marks and charities/churches. Probably selling fake magazine subscriptions or suckering your grandma into paying $4000 for some driveway crack seal or clearing her brush.

You'd see them all the time working at a social service. Always with some sad-sack story of being stranded, "oh we need to get to my auntie-who-done-raised-me's funeral the next state over, please give us a gas voucher weep weep 'real' tears".

What about the poor company that they were bankrupting? go be poor under a bridge or something.

Loaf's Tray: "Step 2" is ALWAYS "?????", submidiot...

Yeah, and Step 3 is Profit!

detroitdoesntsuckthatbad: Was hoping for Golden Corral - the chocolate fountain might have been worth it. It kills me when they play commercials for GC and there isn't even one in my state... Then I realize I don't want diabetes.

The Chocolate Waterfall is not all they say it is. The commercial says you can dip ANYTHING in it but they sure get upset when you try and put your penis in it.


/And I always get the runs when I eat at Golden Corral before I even leave.

Sybarite: Loaf's Tray: "Step 2" is ALWAYS "?????", submidiot...

There is no "Step" anything in that meme.

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I would argue that thousands of previous headlines create adequate precedent; you raise a good point though, it's been so long since I've actually seen the episode that I did not realize that...

Loaf's Tray: Sybarite: Loaf's Tray: "Step 2" is ALWAYS "?????", submidiot...

There is no "Step" anything in that meme.

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I would argue that thousands of previous headlines create adequate precedent; you raise a good point though, it's been so long since I've actually seen the episode that I did not realize that...

It's in that proud company of memes where the entire thing is misquoted as often as quoted correctly.

//Sorry, It's a lot of people's pet peeve.

step 4: stay classy

FTA:

Carla Babudar, 55, and her sons, Noah Babudar, 21, and an unnamed 17 year old

Imma gonna guess the 17 year old's last name is Babudar.

Lone Stranger: detroitdoesntsuckthatbad: Was hoping for Golden Corral - the chocolate fountain might have been worth it. It kills me when they play commercials for GC and there isn't even one in my state... Then I realize I don't want diabetes.

The Chocolate Waterfall is not all they say it is. The commercial says you can dip ANYTHING in it but they sure get upset when you try and put your penis in it.


/And I always get the runs when I eat at Golden Corral before I even leave.

yeah i've seen kids stick their whole hand in the chocolate-fall. no thanks.

/recently opened a golden corral near my house
//we go about every 3 months
///it reminds us why we don't go more often
////corral is the key word here

Anyone else expect to see a picture of Randy Quaid when they looked at the article?

Loaf's Tray: "Step 2" is ALWAYS "?????", submidiot...

We shall send a Patrol Unit from the Meme Police to subby's house to horsewhip them posthaste

I've seen the /b/tards whip up coupons for Xboxes and other stuff on 4chan. I don't think I'd ever try to print one out and use it, but I'm just curious if that stuff actually works.


Stuff like this:

detroitdoesntsuckthatbad: Was hoping for Golden Corral - the chocolate fountain might have been worth it. It kills me when they play commercials for GC and there isn't even one in my state... Then I realize I don't want diabetes.

Sonic commercials drove me crazy for the same reason. Not so much the food as the occasional shake. I really miss Bojangles' chicken, the chicken rivals Popeyes and I have never had better bicuits.

When you go on a counterfeit crime spree, always start with a counterfeit get out of free card.

lack of warmth It kills me when they play commercials for GC and there isn't even one in my state... Then I realize I don't want diabetes Sonic commercials drove me crazy for the same reason. Not so much the food as the occasional shake. I really miss Bojangles' chicken, the chicken rivals Popeyes and I have never had better bicuits.

A bunch of black guys from New Orleans on the Greyhound insisted that Popeye's in the State Of Louisiana tastes far better & different from Popeye's anywhere else...Canadians posit the same theore about Canadian Tim Horton's vs. American ones. I discussed this while eating lunch @ Chick Fil A with a black manager from the Carolinas, who whispered to me "You know, the best chicken anywhere is Zaxby's" Link (new window)