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(Contact Music)   Keira Knightley likes sex on her face   (contactmusic.com) divider line 64
    More: Amusing, Keira Knightley, Michael Fassbender, David Cronenberg, Skype, mental disorders, Jung, likes  
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2012-02-02 11:06:50 AM
Volunteering.



(DNRTFA)
 
2012-02-02 11:36:24 AM
O-FACE THREAD!
 
2012-02-02 11:38:23 AM
The image the article conjures is highly amusing.
 
2012-02-02 12:53:11 PM
I'll be in my bunk.
 
2012-02-02 12:53:43 PM
With the type and volume of press I've seen about this movie lately, it must be a real stinker.
 
2012-02-02 12:54:49 PM
From TFA:

British actress Keira Knightley was so determined to nail her role in racy drama A Dangerous Method she practised her sex faces in a mirror for two days before showing them to the film's director over Skype.

Wouldn't Chatroulette have been a better online service for this?
 
2012-02-02 12:55:02 PM
A pirate's worse nightmare: Sunken chest with no booty.
 
2012-02-02 12:57:33 PM
I wouldn't mind leaving some sex on her face.
 
2012-02-02 12:58:02 PM
Gravy Face, you've got the cutest little gravy face...............

/can't motorboat what ain't there.
 
2012-02-02 12:58:14 PM
www.holymoly.com
dlisted.com
 
2012-02-02 01:01:29 PM

realmojo: A pirate's worse nightmare: Sunken chest with no booty.

 
2012-02-02 01:02:11 PM

realmojo: A pirate's worse nightmare: Sunken chest with no booty.


Thread over.

/damnit
 
2012-02-02 01:02:21 PM

realmojo: A pirate's worse nightmare: Sunken chest with no booty.


GIS is your friend. She actually has a great ass.
 
2012-02-02 01:04:42 PM
I too would enjoy sex with her face...
 
2012-02-02 01:05:12 PM
Go go virtual casting couch.
 
2012-02-02 01:06:39 PM

Apos: O-FACE THREAD!


I agree !

images.triplem.com.au
 
2012-02-02 01:09:27 PM

24.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-02-02 01:13:13 PM
Just slightly annoyed: Practised... Really? Dumb writer... it would be Practiced with a C!

Otherwise was thinking from the headline it was going to be something else... a little more wet and white... LMAO...
 
2012-02-02 01:17:33 PM
FTFA
Knightley's character is seen being violently spanked

Are pre-sale tickets available yet?
 
2012-02-02 01:17:47 PM
funnyphotosofpeople.com
 
2012-02-02 01:19:27 PM

Balchinian: realmojo: A pirate's worse nightmare: Sunken chest with no booty.

GIS is your friend. She actually has a great ass.


The only result I found that shows her ass seems to refute your claim:

www.keiraknightleyworld.com

I'm willing to accept more evidence to prove or disprove your claim.
 
2012-02-02 01:21:38 PM
She is a literal mouth breather. Swear to God, every movie and picture of her, her mouth is open constantly. Jesus.

/bothers me
 
2012-02-02 01:25:18 PM

barkingatthemoon: Just slightly annoyed: Practised... Really? Dumb writer... it would be Practiced with a C!

Otherwise was thinking from the headline it was going to be something else... a little more wet and white... LMAO...


In the UK the word "practise" is a verb and "practice" is a noun, maybe the writer isn't from the US.
 
2012-02-02 01:34:42 PM

The Shatner Incident: She is a literal mouth breather. Swear to God, every movie and picture of her, her mouth is open constantly. Jesus.

/bothers me


So much this. It drives me crazy, and not in a good way.
 
2012-02-02 01:39:40 PM
I did not realize FARK had such a large gay community.

NTTAWWT
 
2012-02-02 01:41:43 PM

crab66: I did not realize FARK had such a large gay community.

NTTAWWT


It's not that they're gay, it's that it's been so long since they got any action, they qualify for virginity again.
 
2012-02-02 01:43:41 PM

TheSlothAlive: In the UK the word "practise" is a verb and "practice" is a noun, maybe the writer isn't from the US.


Really? I had no idea. Learn something new every day.
 
2012-02-02 01:43:54 PM

The Shatner Incident: She is a literal mouth breather. Swear to God, every movie and picture of her, her mouth is open constantly. Jesus.

/bothers me


She's just begging to suck your dick, that's why.
 
2012-02-02 01:44:07 PM
This woman is bound and determined to make sure that everyone knows that she's not at all turned on by spanking and bondage.

Which only means that she's deeply in the closet about it and won't admit it even to herself for another few years.
 
2012-02-02 01:48:10 PM

crab66: I did not realize FARK had such a large gay community.

NTTAWWT


It's mostly the "bag of antlers" brigade. Sure Keira is thin, but that body is rock hard.
 
2012-02-02 01:50:32 PM

The Shatner Incident: She is a literal mouth breather. Swear to God, every movie and picture of her, her mouth is open constantly. Jesus.

/bothers me


What exactly is the problem with breathing through your mouth? I don't understand why that's an insult

/not a mouth-breather
 
2012-02-02 01:52:40 PM

Flappyhead: crab66: I did not realize FARK had such a large gay community.

NTTAWWT

It's mostly the "bag of antlers" brigade. Sure Keira is thin, but that body is rock hard.


*scrolls back up to look at the pic of Ms. Knightly in red bikini*

I beg to differ...

/Not that I would complain, mind you...
 
2012-02-02 01:57:12 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-02-02 01:58:01 PM
Can't wait to hear from her what will undoubtedly be the worst fake accent in movies in 2012.
 
2012-02-02 01:58:18 PM

SuperChuck: The Shatner Incident: She is a literal mouth breather. Swear to God, every movie and picture of her, her mouth is open constantly. Jesus.

/bothers me

What exactly is the problem with breathing through your mouth? I don't understand why that's an insult


Deviated septum prejudice has a long history. It all started when those nasally-sounding people killed Jesus.
 
2012-02-02 02:07:18 PM

Flappyhead: crab66: I did not realize FARK had such a large gay community.

NTTAWWT

It's mostly the "bag of antlers" brigade. Sure Keira is thin, but that body is rock hard.


Bag of antlers are hard. They hurt.
 
2012-02-02 02:37:53 PM

SuperChuck: The Shatner Incident: She is a literal mouth breather. Swear to God, every movie and picture of her, her mouth is open constantly. Jesus.

/bothers me

What exactly is the problem with breathing through your mouth? I don't understand why that's an insult

/not a mouth-breather


Antitard bias.
 
2012-02-02 02:41:25 PM
Needs a sammich.

I would do bad things to her though.
 
2012-02-02 02:52:13 PM
 
2012-02-02 03:03:34 PM

crab66: I did not realize FARK had such a large gay community.


How large are you, exactly?
 
2012-02-02 03:29:30 PM
She does a great "hungry" face.
 
2012-02-02 03:38:09 PM
If she has to "practice" the face clearly she hasn't been banged correctly.

I may have to fix that.
 
2012-02-02 03:41:31 PM

MrEricSir: crab66: I did not realize FARK had such a large gay community.
How large are you, exactly?


Pretty big.

celebrities.9msn.com.au
 
2012-02-02 03:54:11 PM

MrEricSir: How large are you, exactly?


Not as large as the the gay capital of the universe.
 
2012-02-02 04:03:28 PM

cryinoutloud: MrEricSir: crab66: I did not realize FARK had such a large gay community.
How large are you, exactly?

Pretty big.

[celebrities.9msn.com.au image 350x300]


That's what he said?
 
2012-02-02 04:12:14 PM

crab66: Not as large as the the gay capital of the universe.


Fat and gay? You sound like a bear.
 
2012-02-02 04:22:49 PM

realmojo: A pirate's worse nightmare: Sunken chest with no booty.


Still want. Badly.

GavinTheAlmighty: [i.imgur.com image 530x432]


Humana humana.
 
2012-02-02 04:41:41 PM

MrEricSir: Fat and gay? You sound like a bear


You would know.
 
2012-02-02 06:04:05 PM

realmojo: A pirate's worse nightmare: Sunken chest with no booty.


I disagree, she is a carpenters dream, flat as a board and easy to nail
 
2012-02-02 06:22:50 PM

Onkel Buck: realmojo: A pirate's worse nightmare: Sunken chest with no booty.

I disagree, she is a carpenters dream, flat as a board and easy to nail


Needs a screw.
 
2012-02-02 07:21:29 PM

The Shatner Incident: She is a literal mouth breather. Swear to God, every movie and picture of her, her mouth is open constantly. Jesus.

/bothers me


blog.zap2it.com

Made for each other.
 
2012-02-02 07:39:05 PM

wantedbadass: Balchinian: realmojo: A pirate's worse nightmare: Sunken chest with no booty.

GIS is your friend. She actually has a great ass.

The only result I found that shows her ass seems to refute your claim:

[www.keiraknightleyworld.com image 255x358]

I'm willing to accept more evidence to prove or disprove your claim.




Very gentlemanly of you. Here you are then...sorry for the delay, I was at dinner.

bigpichost.com
 
2012-02-02 07:44:12 PM

Balchinian: wantedbadass: Balchinian: realmojo: A pirate's worse nightmare: Sunken chest with no booty.

GIS is your friend. She actually has a great ass.

The only result I found that shows her ass seems to refute your claim:

[www.keiraknightleyworld.com image 255x358]

I'm willing to accept more evidence to prove or disprove your claim.



Very gentlemanly of you. Here you are then...sorry for the delay, I was at dinner.

[bigpichost.com image 400x603]


Yeah I still don't see it. That appears to be pretty flat to me.

//No @$$ mean no...
 
2012-02-02 08:17:03 PM

Chiquidin: Balchinian: wantedbadass: Balchinian: realmojo: A pirate's worse nightmare: Sunken chest with no booty.

GIS is your friend. She actually has a great ass.

The only result I found that shows her ass seems to refute your claim:

[www.keiraknightleyworld.com image 255x358]

I'm willing to accept more evidence to prove or disprove your claim.



Very gentlemanly of you. Here you are then...sorry for the delay, I was at dinner.

[bigpichost.com image 400x603]

Yeah I still don't see it. That appears to be pretty flat to me.

//No @$$ mean no...


Well if you want to fark the Michelin man then go fark the Michelin man.
 
2012-02-02 08:49:51 PM

Chiquidin:
Yeah I still don't see it. That appears to be pretty flat to me.
//No @$$ mean no...


You know that picture's pretty old. Here, her ass:

img002.lazygirls.info
 
2012-02-02 09:20:33 PM
Keira may be small chested and thin, but at least she has a nice looking back. For some reason, actresses/models that have the super bumpy/ribs sticking out backs freak me out. I'll take Keira's small chest and nice back over a fake rack.
 
2012-02-02 09:41:16 PM
ecx.images-amazon.com

She needs more than one can, though.
 
2012-02-02 09:42:14 PM

cryinoutloud: Chiquidin:
Yeah I still don't see it. That appears to be pretty flat to me.
//No @$$ mean no...

You know that picture's pretty old. Here, her ass:


Still can't see it. There's a big bag and lack jeans in the way.

//sorry just not that into her. Olivia Wilde, now that's an ass.
 
2012-02-02 10:02:06 PM
I like this one:

www.pajiba.com
 
2012-02-02 10:27:13 PM

jmr61: I like this one:

[www.pajiba.com image 450x290]


I used to play bass for Fellatio Guppy.
 
2012-02-02 10:50:33 PM

jmr61: I like this one:

[www.pajiba.com image 450x290]


Looks like Sasha Grey
 
2012-02-03 01:01:54 AM

#c74735860" target="_blank">jmr61: I like this one:

www.pajiba.com




www.faniq.com


Dayyymmm..... I don't know which has more pot holes... her face or the streets of L.A..

/that there is some seriously bad acne.
 
2012-02-03 01:24:33 AM

Bazinga In My Pants: #c74735860" target="_blank">jmr61: I like this one:

[www.pajiba.com image 450x290]

[www.faniq.com image 504x254]

Dayyymmm..... I don't know which has more pot holes... her face or the streets of L.A..

/that there is some seriously bad acne.


sharp knees too
 
Skr
2012-02-03 04:57:41 PM

Bazinga In My Pants: #c74735860" target="_blank">jmr61: I like this one:

[www.pajiba.com image 450x290]

[www.faniq.com image 504x254]

Dayyymmm..... I don't know which has more pot holes... her face or the streets of L.A..

/that there is some seriously bad acne.



It could be acne, though it looks more like a tragic razor accident while shaving her face. (and irritating the pores in the process.)
 
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