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Timmy the Tumor

2012-02-02 11:06:50 AM

Volunteering.

(DNRTFA)

Apos

2012-02-02 11:36:24 AM

O-FACE THREAD!

On Again

2012-02-02 11:38:23 AM

The image the article conjures is highly amusing.

Kuroshin

2012-02-02 12:53:11 PM

I'll be in my bunk.

IrateShadow

2012-02-02 12:53:43 PM

With the type and volume of press I've seen about this movie lately, it must be a real stinker.

DjangoStonereaver

2012-02-02 12:54:49 PM

From TFA:

British actress Keira Knightley was so determined to nail her role in racy drama A Dangerous Method she practised her sex faces in a mirror for two days before showing them to the film's director over Skype.

Wouldn't Chatroulette have been a better online service for this?

realmojo

2012-02-02 12:55:02 PM

A pirate's worse nightmare: Sunken chest with no booty.

cig-mkr

2012-02-02 12:57:33 PM

I wouldn't mind leaving some sex on her face.

DrippinBalls

2012-02-02 12:58:02 PM

Gravy Face, you've got the cutest little gravy face...............

/can't motorboat what ain't there.

Jingle Strangle

2012-02-02 12:58:14 PM

Piscator

2012-02-02 01:01:29 PM

realmojo: A pirate's worse nightmare: Sunken chest with no booty.

Piscator

2012-02-02 01:02:11 PM

realmojo: A pirate's worse nightmare: Sunken chest with no booty.

Thread over.

/damnit

Balchinian

2012-02-02 01:02:21 PM

realmojo: A pirate's worse nightmare: Sunken chest with no booty.

GIS is your friend. She actually has a great ass.

The Stealth Hippopotamus

2012-02-02 01:04:42 PM

I too would enjoy sex with her face...

Phil Moskowitz

2012-02-02 01:05:12 PM

Go go virtual casting couch.

SpectroBoy

2012-02-02 01:06:39 PM

Apos: O-FACE THREAD!

I agree !

SpectroBoy

2012-02-02 01:09:27 PM

barkingatthemoon

2012-02-02 01:13:13 PM

Just slightly annoyed: Practised... Really? Dumb writer... it would be Practiced with a C!

Otherwise was thinking from the headline it was going to be something else... a little more wet and white... LMAO...

AmazinTim

2012-02-02 01:17:33 PM

FTFA
Knightley's character is seen being violently spanked

Are pre-sale tickets available yet?

acaciaavenue

2012-02-02 01:17:47 PM

wantedbadass

2012-02-02 01:19:27 PM

Balchinian: realmojo: A pirate's worse nightmare: Sunken chest with no booty.

GIS is your friend. She actually has a great ass.

The only result I found that shows her ass seems to refute your claim:

www.keiraknightleyworld.com

I'm willing to accept more evidence to prove or disprove your claim.

The Shatner Incident

2012-02-02 01:21:38 PM

She is a literal mouth breather. Swear to God, every movie and picture of her, her mouth is open constantly. Jesus.

/bothers me

TheSlothAlive

2012-02-02 01:25:18 PM

barkingatthemoon: Just slightly annoyed: Practised... Really? Dumb writer... it would be Practiced with a C!

Otherwise was thinking from the headline it was going to be something else... a little more wet and white... LMAO...

In the UK the word "practise" is a verb and "practice" is a noun, maybe the writer isn't from the US.

Abe Vigoda's Ghost

2012-02-02 01:34:42 PM

The Shatner Incident: She is a literal mouth breather. Swear to God, every movie and picture of her, her mouth is open constantly. Jesus.

/bothers me

So much this. It drives me crazy, and not in a good way.

crab66

2012-02-02 01:39:40 PM

I did not realize FARK had such a large gay community.

NTTAWWT

bel4sucks

2012-02-02 01:41:43 PM

crab66: I did not realize FARK had such a large gay community.

NTTAWWT

It's not that they're gay, it's that it's been so long since they got any action, they qualify for virginity again.

red5ish

2012-02-02 01:43:41 PM

TheSlothAlive: In the UK the word "practise" is a verb and "practice" is a noun, maybe the writer isn't from the US.

Really? I had no idea. Learn something new every day.

Shazam999

2012-02-02 01:43:54 PM

The Shatner Incident: She is a literal mouth breather. Swear to God, every movie and picture of her, her mouth is open constantly. Jesus.

/bothers me

She's just begging to suck your dick, that's why.

Infernalist

2012-02-02 01:44:07 PM

This woman is bound and determined to make sure that everyone knows that she's not at all turned on by spanking and bondage.

Which only means that she's deeply in the closet about it and won't admit it even to herself for another few years.

Flappyhead

2012-02-02 01:48:10 PM

crab66: I did not realize FARK had such a large gay community.

NTTAWWT

It's mostly the "bag of antlers" brigade. Sure Keira is thin, but that body is rock hard.

SuperChuck

2012-02-02 01:50:32 PM

The Shatner Incident: She is a literal mouth breather. Swear to God, every movie and picture of her, her mouth is open constantly. Jesus.

/bothers me

What exactly is the problem with breathing through your mouth? I don't understand why that's an insult

/not a mouth-breather

booksmart

2012-02-02 01:52:40 PM

Flappyhead: crab66: I did not realize FARK had such a large gay community.

NTTAWWT

It's mostly the "bag of antlers" brigade. Sure Keira is thin, but that body is rock hard.

*scrolls back up to look at the pic of Ms. Knightly in red bikini*

I beg to differ...

/Not that I would complain, mind you...

GavinTheAlmighty

2012-02-02 01:57:12 PM

GavinTheAlmighty

2012-02-02 01:58:01 PM

Can't wait to hear from her what will undoubtedly be the worst fake accent in movies in 2012.

Wendy's Chili

2012-02-02 01:58:18 PM

SuperChuck: The Shatner Incident: She is a literal mouth breather. Swear to God, every movie and picture of her, her mouth is open constantly. Jesus.

/bothers me

What exactly is the problem with breathing through your mouth? I don't understand why that's an insult

Deviated septum prejudice has a long history. It all started when those nasally-sounding people killed Jesus.

RyansPrivates

2012-02-02 02:07:18 PM

Flappyhead: crab66: I did not realize FARK had such a large gay community.

NTTAWWT

It's mostly the "bag of antlers" brigade. Sure Keira is thin, but that body is rock hard.

Bag of antlers are hard. They hurt.

loki see loki do

2012-02-02 02:37:53 PM

Psycoholic_Slag

2012-02-02 02:41:25 PM

Needs a sammich.

I would do bad things to her though.

Mind of the North Star

2012-02-02 02:52:13 PM

Apos: O-FACE THREAD!

O FACE....and some Charlie for good measure (new window)

MrEricSir

2012-02-02 03:03:34 PM

crab66: I did not realize FARK had such a large gay community.

How large are you, exactly?

litespeed74

2012-02-02 03:29:30 PM

She does a great "hungry" face.

Bunz

2012-02-02 03:38:09 PM

If she has to "practice" the face clearly she hasn't been banged correctly.

I may have to fix that.

cryinoutloud

2012-02-02 03:41:31 PM

MrEricSir: crab66: I did not realize FARK had such a large gay community.
How large are you, exactly?

Pretty big.

celebrities.9msn.com.au

crab66

2012-02-02 03:54:11 PM

MrEricSir: How large are you, exactly?

Not as large as the the gay capital of the universe.

gamer_geek

2012-02-02 04:03:28 PM

cryinoutloud: MrEricSir: crab66: I did not realize FARK had such a large gay community.
How large are you, exactly?

Pretty big.

[celebrities.9msn.com.au image 350x300]

That's what he said?

MrEricSir

2012-02-02 04:12:14 PM

crab66: Not as large as the the gay capital of the universe.

Fat and gay? You sound like a bear.

weapon13

2012-02-02 04:22:49 PM

realmojo: A pirate's worse nightmare: Sunken chest with no booty.

Still want. Badly.

GavinTheAlmighty: [i.imgur.com image 530x432]

Humana humana.

crab66

2012-02-02 04:41:41 PM

MrEricSir: Fat and gay? You sound like a bear

You would know.

Onkel Buck

2012-02-02 06:04:05 PM

realmojo: A pirate's worse nightmare: Sunken chest with no booty.

I disagree, she is a carpenters dream, flat as a board and easy to nail

Kraftwerk Orange

2012-02-02 06:22:50 PM

Onkel Buck: realmojo: A pirate's worse nightmare: Sunken chest with no booty.

I disagree, she is a carpenters dream, flat as a board and easy to nail

Needs a screw.

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